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I watched Roma yesterday because I wanted to expand my perspective and try new things. I wanted to go far out of my comfort zone. It sucked. A pretentious bore. I understood what is was trying to go for, I understood the symbolism and what the obscure details meant. I still hated it. Why? I didn't connect with the characters. They were all unlikable or boring, blank skates. Whatever empathy I felt for the mc, Cleo, is the same amount I would have for a stanger. I don't get to know anybody. None of the characters truly develop either. The way they act at the beginning and what you can imagine them doing, remains entirely the same at the end. The mother does become more self-assured after she has to become a career woman, but this might only be visible because of the actress. It wasn't coveyed particularly well by the writing and plot. Cleo just felt like an alien to me. She was quiet, dumb and naive. At the end, she was a bit less naive. This again, was not coveyed through much action. She has one line of dialogue that indicates this. The revolution backdrop of the movie feels totally separate from the main plot and I didn't have the background knowledge to understand why it was happening. The film gives no insight into this.

The film seemed to me like a propaganda piece made to give a human face to Mexicans and get me to sympathize with them more. I'm not deliriously cynical enough to completely believe this was for political reasons, but I wouldn't be suprised. It failed. It has two hours to accomplish the bare requirement for a compelling story and it failed. I didn't even learn anything new. It was like a late night soap operaish flick with a few extra embellishments like class struggle. Nothing new or suprising. It seems like a movie made by Mexicans for Mexicans. How it got so much praise is a mystery to me.
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Most people have a particular transformation fetish. I don't desire to apply makeup as a girl, or to be treated like one by society. I like being the guy in my current relationship, and asking my girl about how her body feels to know how she feels.

But I'm still a switch, and when I read erotica I can insert as the dom who takes advantage of a confused ex-man, or as the sub with new body parts. Transformation and intercourse get me off, but not the trans lifestyle.
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全ての所為です。

So let's continue with Subetenosei's bull
So everything started with this 全てあなたの所為です。 we found their videos named . .. and such, then we found 全ての所為です。 (aka, subetenosei on twitter), which they have like, 5 videos in reference at the first guy, some weaks later they deleted their videos and uploaded other ones that were kinda weird
Some japanese guys we found on this speculate that this is koronba or somebody who is really familiar with his work, also we have almost all of their videos saved (we are only missing three at the moment, now we are really carefull with everything they upload)
全てあなたの所為です。 videos are this:
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Ray9iBnP0w
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BYJEXJlHz4U
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7CUpc5K1li4
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nNeOqvtS39c

Subetenosei videos (that are not deleted/on private at the moment i'm posting this)
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r-586n9IG7E
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p0wzdOSo0mI
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sKhiVfz934w
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z9mxBfbvopU

Also my GF made a google drive with all the videos we could save at the moment so
>https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1itJKq19_qJfkqCHL_LJZ8IS5T7xqEoJ4?usp=sharing
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Sometimes I'm weirded out by how starkly contrasting situations and emotional states are in people's lives. Me during a depressive state seems like such a different person for when i'm healthy and socially active, but it's really just the same person. A person at their most pathetic and weak moment is just so different from them at their best. Even a ceo was shitting in their diapers at one point in life. One night, i'm browsing guro for fun, the next morning, I have a nice chat with an old guy. What if he knew? He thinks i'm a nice, young man, but am I really?

If something like gollum or a xenomorph somehow gradually changed into a beautiful girl, would you want a relationship with them, or would the thought of what they once were be too off-putting?
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Night

I'm almost 30 and work an 8 to 5 job from Monday to Friday. Every night before I sleep I keep hoping that I never wake up. I have little attachments to this world. I'm just ranting since this is the /ot/ board. I used to post here before as a neet, now I'm posting as someone with responsibilities in society.

I just hope that this night will be the last.
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Liru the Werewolf

Liru is a miracle of the universe.
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How has your personality changed over time? A couple of years ago, I took what was probably the most accurate personality test I ever came across. Today I found the same test and the results were a bit worrying.
http://www.seemypersonality.com/#q1
First, here's my first report.
>Your Personality Type is The Artisan (RICGS) Artisans are emotionally reactive, which means that they experience their emotions strongly and can be very passionate., however also have a higher tendency to experience emotions such as anxiety, anger and depression. Due to their independence and reserve, sometimes the Artisan can be perceived as arrogant or unfriendly, however this is merely because they don't require the same level of social stimulation or interaction that others may seek. The Artisan generally prefers fact over fiction and security and stability over ambiguity and disorder. Sticking with convention and familiar routines is generally best. With a healthy skepticism of the motives of others, and a belief in justice and being self made, sometimes the Artisan can come across as guarded or intimidating. However the Artisan has a refreshing impulsiveness about them, they tend to dislike too many rules and regulations and can be casual and whimsical.
>You often resist any cravings or urges that you have, but sometimes you give in, however you experience panic, confusion, and helplessness when under pressure or stress. You tend not to talk much and prefer to let others control the activities of groups. You prefer dealing with either people or things rather than ideas. You regard intellectual exercises as a waste of your time. You are willing to take credit for good things that you do but you don't often talk yourself up much, however you believe that a certain amount of deception in social relationships is necessary. You are guarded in new relationships and less willing to openly reveal the whole truth about yourself.
>You are a reasonably organized person and like to have a certain amount of routine in your life.
>You are generally calm, although some situations can make you feel anxious or tense. You do not usually get angry too easily but some things can annoy you. Mostly your emotions are on an even keel and you do not get depressed easily. You are not generally self conscious about yourself. You often resist any cravings or urges that you have, but sometimes you give in. You experience panic, confusion, and helplessness when under pressure or stress.
>You generally make friends easily enough although you mostly don't go out of your way to demonstrate positive feelings toward others. You like crowds but sometimes feel overwhelmed by them. Sometimes you feel like you need some privacy and time for yourself. You tend not to talk much and prefer to let others control the activities of groups. You lead a moderately paced life. You like some energetic activities, but also like to relax and take it easy. You enjoy some excitement and risk taking in your life. You are not prone to spells of energetic high spirits.
>You prefer facts over fantasy and are more interested in what is happening in the real word. You are not interested in the arts and do not display aesthetic sensitivity. You tend not to express your emotions openly and are sometimes not even aware of your own feelings. Familiar routines are good, but sometimes you like to spice up your life with a bit of adventure or activity. You prefer dealing with either people or things rather than ideas. You regard intellectual exercises as a waste of your time. You like the security of tradition, but sometimes have a desire to bend the rules and challenge conventional thinking.
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It's halloween season again.
When I was a kid I used to scour around my school for a pumpkin a couple days before the 31st. Then i'd come up with some kind of plan and steal it without anybody noticing. After i'd carve a pattern in it at home and stick a candle inside. Didn't even put it outside. I just kept it in my kitchen and checked on it all the way through the night until it flickered out finally. Now a days I just buy one. What kind of tradtions do you have?

Also, this year i'm looking for a physiological horror movie to watch instead. I'm hopng people here can suggest something that's not entry level like The Shining.
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hello, can anyone throw off yume nikki 0.10 not exe? For easyrpg on android.
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sam hyde here, internet's busiest music nerd

In the past I have been diagnosed with general anxiety disorder and more specifically social anxiety disorder.
It was so bad I couldn't even look people in the eye and I would start shaking whenever I feel like I am looked at, I would run out of classrooms at university because of anxiety attacks.
I can't remember what I was on back at the time.

I have now started a new course ( which basically guranatees a job ) and it's back. It's more under control because I am more mature and have learned to breathe, try to calm myself and distract myself but it still doesn't let me function as a human being. ( + )

I am too poor to afford therapy but my cousin works as a nurse. I have access to: paroxetine, citalopram, sertraline, venlafaxine, regabalin, tradozone and alprazolam.

( + ) I'm currently anticipating social situations and taking 0.50 of xanax ahead with like half or 3 quarters of an hour but this will not last me long because I'm developing resilience to the drug ( I used to take 0.25 ).

I exercise using the bodyweight fitness app whenever I can. I do not drink coffee, alcohol or energy drinks. I used to drink tea but at some point I realised black tea unsettles me and I kind of stopped.

My concerns are anhedonia and gaining weight because this happened last time.
I plan on informing myself for a few weeks first and I am seeking help.
If you can and want please share this post to communities which you think might me knowledgeable.

< this was crossposted from /ratanon/ and was also posted on lainchan I am op >
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Hopefully the right place to put this, but looking for a couple people to help play-test an upcoming game.

Best way I can describe it as a cross between LSD and Dreaming Mary. It all seems very randomy but does have an overarching horror element exposed late-game that ties it together. Very heavy exploration based with levels that change themselves as you progress.

Does require a decent gaming rig, and fully supports local CO-OP. The game is finished besides any last minute bug-fixes or additional hints as needed.
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I'm writing a very general paper on single parenthood for uni. Since some people here seem very passionate about that topic, I'm hoping they have something interesting to say about it. Could you guys help me out?
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I'll miss ubuu when its finally gone for good.
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日本語スレ

How is your japanese going? Still suffering with kanji grinding? Dealing with grammar rules? Just starting out?
Ask anything, I'll probably be the only fagget answering but something is something.

I meant to do this thread weeks ago but I was lazy to prepare a resource list and stuff. Thankfully a lainanon posted this list on /cyb/ and since I agree with most of what it says I thought about posting it here.


Start here, read it all the way down, even if it says Advanced it still won't be enough for you to understand all everyday sentences correctly
http://www.guidetojapanese.org/learn/grammar

Keep going with this
http://www.imabi.net/

Various lookup guides for grammar and such, make sure to read them through
http://www.jgram.org/
http://jiten.clanteam.com/ (full transcript of the Dictionary of Japanese Grammar volumes)
http://www.mediafire.com/download/dckt6ix32l93f35/fora.pdf (you'd better print this cheatsheet somewhere)
http://www.tanos.co.uk/jlpt/ (contains audio files and JLPT test sheets as well, the grammar usage section is particularly useful)

The rest:
http://grammar.nihongoresources.com/doku.php
http://amaterasu.tindabox.net/guide/

Nice site to learn vocabulary, online flashcards so you can review them everywhere without installing useless programs
http://www.manythings.org/japanese/
Make sure to study the daily kanji list at least up until level 5
http://www.manythings.org/japanese/daily/

I'm not suggesting any specific Anki deck, but kanji consist of a phonetic and semantic part which helps a lot in guessing the on-yomi (pseudo-Chinese reading). This is probably also the reason Japanese prefer using jukugo over native vocabulary when writing so try it and learn the patterns, it'll make learning kanji easier
https://ankiweb.net/shared/info/2079428463

KanjiDamage is crap for learning kanji, despite what /a/ says, but since you can use many kanji to represent the same native Japanese word, read this. It'll save you up time learning kun-yomi and clear a lot of things up.
http://kanjidamage.com/appendix/dupes

Online dictionaries just in case:
http://jisho.org/
http://tangorin.com/

Other web utilities, pretty limited usage but help sometimes:
http://www.hiragana.jp/en/ (injects furigana over kanji)
http://www.rikai.com/perl/HomePage.pl?Language=Ja (kanji reading on mouseover, Japanese)
http://www.rikai.com/perl/Home.pl (kanji reading on mouseover)

Congrats, you learned Japanese for free.

PS: Those are some good resources. If you have a smartphone you might want to check out the app called "Obenkyo". It is very interesting because it has a test for writing Kanji for real. Think Anki except you write Kanji. Apart from that there's not much interesting things in that. As for Kanij and Vocab I use those:

https://ankiweb.net/shared/info/798002504 - All in one Ultimate Kanji thing.
https://ankiweb.net/shared/info/523650169 - JLPT5 Vocab
https://ankiweb.net/shared/info/1668783345 - JLPT4 Vocab
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Random webms

Post em'
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Where do you see yourself in five years?
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test post please ignore


a
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Press ctrl+V. Whatever prints is what you post.

>EAT YOUR own ass


Ok then.
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The State of Image Boards

I've noticed a very disturbing trend going on online. There seems to be a split where everywhere you go it's either a shitpost hellscape where everybody constantly bitches about Jews 24/7, or a hyper safe space full overly sensitive communists and tumblrinas. The vitriol is just so insufferable. I'm Jewish and i'm definitely not swimming in money, nor are my relatives, but I have to sit and read about how Jews are destroying the world and cause every problem in pretty much any place I go. It doesn't even make sense. Would lobbying be okay if only white people did it? Nobody acknowledges that Jews are just as much brainwashed as everybody else by modern political correctness and liberalism. Nope, Jews just want to take over the world and use everybody else as slaves. The Talmud says so and Harvey Weinstein types definitely have a copy of the Talmud on their night stand. That's why so many powerful positions of power are Jews. It's all a zionist conspiracy. Also they're actually marxists which is why they like business and banking so much. If that's the case, where's my cut? It's like stormfront is slowly leaking everywhere else. You can't even escape it on music boards. Nobody talks about music there, it's all just /pol/shit.
The only other option is in many ways worse. You constantly have to walk on eggshells and be mindful of everybody's sensibilities. This is the problem with ideology. It infects everything it touches and slowly wrings it to death. It's suffocating. The infected have their head so far up their own ass and they think they're the objective moral authority. They're the saviors and everybody else is wrong and needs to be silenced.
Is this just going to be how things are from now on? Is there any hope of things cooling down and becoming neutral again?
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A distant relative just died and for whatever reason you inherit their private island and the boat to get there. Only you know about this besides the guy that informed you. What do you do?
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Hey I'm gonna need all of your Yume Nikki related reaction images kthnxbye
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Shit guys I'm going to kyoto in the summer for 6 weeks and I can't wait! I love Japan and everything about since I've been in highschool and I can't believe that all my hardwork has paid off! I know this isn't necessarily yn related by I just really wanted to share this with you guys. Has Yume Nikki ever shaped your perception on Japan? I don't what it is about stuff like yn or lsd dream emulator but that just gives me that "magic" feeling that I love so much and I'm wondering if I will get that when I am over there.
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Rozelli

Hi, wow this chan looks spoopy, I like it
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Ubuu, I need your advice, preferably female. I know there's probably some other place better for this kind of thing, but I basically haven't used the internet other than to lurk on chans, science and programming, some indie game development blogs and the dark side of the japanese web for about 9 years. In other words, this is basically the only place where I even post, and I wouldn't even know about other place where I could write it. Really, you guys are the only people I feel comfortable with to talk about this. It's going to be slightly long so, please, forgive me in advance.

Long story short, I've started college some time ago. I was your typical anon, that is to say, my idea of social skills was very poor, I am a knee-deep weeaboo and I was a loner kid through my adolescence. Luckily, I haven't got any problem with just talking with people, but I do have a real problem on long-term relationships of any sort. How people could maintain contact, go out and share meals and whatever, hell, talk daily was a slightly odd idea for me, mainly because I've never made acquittance with people who would be interested in talking with me that much; the concept has been always slightly alien to me. It just seemed weird, if I had to go out I felt I wouldn't know how to react, engulfed by a feeling of being lost – out of place, as my surroundings would become blurry and I would just sit there with the head low and muted. That's the kind of impression I always got of "going out" with people – and on the very title occasions this happened, it was like that (mostly before college).
Some time forward, about a year after starting college, I managed to start talking with people and forming some basic "contact" – that is to say, we knew each other names and we got together to study – sort of relationship with a bunch of guys I met there, which later grew into what you could call friendship (or at least I believe so, as I said, I suck at judging these things, but I'm fairly sure you can call it that). We shared similar interests so that made it easier for me to relax and actually be a bit of myself with nerd jokes among other things, which increased my self-esteem to talk with other people in other classes too, even of normal things I wouldn't normally care to discuss that much. Mostly out of courtesy, but overall they weren't boring people, and I was also interested in how far I could go handling it (which thankfully, went all right in the end).
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This is a month late, but Lain just turned 20 years old. What was your first viewing experience like and how do you think the world and internet's changed since then?
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9/9/18 NEVAR FORGET

ITS CIRNO DAY MOTHERFUCKERS
POST CIRNO OR GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY BOARD
bring /2/ back pls
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So…why should we hire you anon?
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Has anyone else here heard of the Voynich Manuscript? It's a book from centuries ago full of strange plant drawings and untranslatable text. People have been trying to figure it out for hundreds of years. There's like ten plus documentaries about it. Recently, a guy figured out that it's probably in short-hand Latin or something like that. A bootleg health book copy. What's interesting to me is how similar its aesthetic is to YN's in some ways.
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Random Thoughts Vol. IX

The other thread has been in auto-sage for some time now, so it was about time someone made a new one.

Vol. IV:
>>11490
Vol. V:
>>12455
Vol. VI:
>>13918
Vol. VII:
>>15010
Vol. VIII:
>>15863

I've been reconsidering my life. They always tell you that as you grow up things get easier since you mature and bloom into a normal human being… but I've been pondering whether people only pretend to have their lives in control only to not lose their shit about it. I mean, yeah, I don't think everybody hates their lives, but I'm sure everybody gets chocked by the pressure once in a while. The question is, what happens when your life is constant chocking? Or rather, can you go on with your live as you're chocked every second? Some years ago I remember looking at people and feeling completely distant, and knowing that one day I'd merge with the multitude. Now that it's happening, I almost can feel my old self there looking at me from outside the crowd. It's been pretty surreal. My life isn't bad in on itself, but I feel I can't fit, and no matter what I do it's never enough. I don't know, I've had this idea that I'm broken somehow, and it's been my justification for so long. If I can't be fixed, why bother?

So yeah. It's late ubuu, I'm tired and I caught a cold. Good night, hang in there, guys. I hope that even if things aren't going that well you can at least get some peace from Ritz's voice.
Good night.
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95% of RPG Maker horror games are the same.
Prove me wrong.
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LET ME SEE YOUR WAR FACE!
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hello Human Beings how are You doINg on This day in the YEAR Of ouR LOrd, 2018, 2018, not 2000, not 3000, in your lifes? Is you be having are many success or happenstance it luck being only until the………….. This is a practice writing the document. On this Day I write this Document and Tell the WOrld about my Grand Vision. My Grand Vision is incredibly, once of the best you'v ever seened. You don't even have to butter your butter your butter your butter your butter your images. I'm only have of an image. Ha Ha. That was a joke. LOL. I am the one who is having the laughter. I almost spell laughter incorrectly while I was typing it but I went back and I fixed it so not really because the chance itself was not that great since I went back andi fixed the errors, unebelively so you cannot parse a broken dog clocks twice a day unless he has not enough heads to meow in which case is he in danger of becomingg a mermaid??????? Only God can answer that question and on this day I leave You With this Strang Query: ""? Oh Ho Ho HO HO I bet you will not Figure Out That one……. merrily u will skip away and become one wit the elder gods n die, why come you don't it exists badly within ~~~~~~~
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After years of research, this is a list of words I demand to be filtered and replaced with other words to adapt them to the reality of the community and its circles:

>Undertale—Meme Game

>Retro—Outdated/Ugly
>Recolor—Theft
>Indie—Unemployed
>Collab—Make the game for me
>RPG Maker—I can't code
>Pixel art—I can't draw
>Horror game—Puzzle game
>Gore—Soft gore/couple blood stains
>Fangame—Copy/Clone/Future abandonware
>Buy—Pirate
>MC—Self insert Mary Sue
>Ex Fangame—Tag exploit for sharing purposes
>Headcanon—Made up bullshit/Fan fantasy
>Original music—Five seconds midi loops
>Linux—HipsterOS
>YNDD—Fraud
>Game Jam—Unfinished game generator
>Writer—Seisatsu
>Mod—Maid/Slave
>Janitor—Substitute Maid
>Banned—Temporarily restrained
>Official—Plagiarism
>Endorsed—Stolen from

Suggestions are welcome.
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Humans and Roosters, Roosters and Humans

Have you ever wondered of rooster onomatopoeia? Because the English version of rooster crow is so utterly fake! Just compare the audio of crowing rooster https://freesound.org/people/Sclolex/sounds/324210/ and the "cock-a-doodle-doo". Neither English "cock-a-doodle-doo", nor German 'kikeriki' or Russian /kukarʲe'ku:/ manages to achieve the faintest semblance of rooster crow. The only language I've found that does at least the rhythm(prosody?) right is Turkish: ü-ürü-üüü /yʔyryʔyː/.
I believe that the most appropriate approximation would be ugh'q'ghyrr-lurh /ʔʌɦʔqəʔ'ɦy:rlʌə:h/ (all vowels glottal).
And what spelling would you suggest?
And why do Indo-European languages(And not only those: Japanese roosters go kokekokkō.) fail to convey actual rooster crows so badly? Any guesses?
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Discord Problems

Anyone know what to do about not being able to get into the Discord chat? I am new, and I'm sorry if that's why, but every time I use the "!join" command, It won't go through. Anyways, thanks in advance!
(The name's JD by the way, although my Discord should read TheKappyKaptain)
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How does weather affect your mood?

My mood depends a lot on the the weather, time of day and season.
Time of day
Early morning is my favorite; it makes me feel fresh and clean, especially during the Summer. Something about waking up before most people, when the air is crisp, makes me blissful. Sunset somehow always depresses me. The sun slowly dipping into an orange haze reminds me that the day is coming to a close and that time has passed. The changing of seasons has a similar effect on me, but a summer sunset always feels the worst. Once night arrives I feel fine.
Weather
I love cloudy weather because it masks the time of day. You don't feel the slow, ceaseless crawl of time when it always looks the same outside. I also love rain and every type of storm. Hurricanes, blizzards, typhoons, they're all exhilarating. Compared to the daily monotony, they feel like an event. Sometimes I like to fantasize about massive, four story tall floods.
Season
Fall feels melancholic. Seeing the world slowly decay into bareness isn't pretty to me; Halloween is great though. Winter makes me feel tired and sort of hallow. There's some nice things about it too. Spring kind of puts me in a panic. For whatever reason, when the temperature outside rises above a certain point, it makes my thoughts a bit hazy and erratic, this just becomes more intense in Summer.
How does weather affect you? Do you notice anything similar?
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IT'S THE 4TH Of JULY DICKHEADS!!!!!!!
AMERICA HOOOOOOOOOOOOH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
How are you celebrating, broskis?
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Have you ever been into outdoorsy stuff? Either now, or at some point in your life, have you ever been into fishing or hiking or biking or camping, etc? I remember going on long hikes through the mountains and other trails with my dad. I always liked that feeling of adventure. Looking at abandoned houses, walking along-side roads, biking downhill the sidewalks of a busy bridge road, aimlessly wandering through densly wooded tunnels. The quiet of woods can really create an exciting tension. I'd like to do that more often.
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stee/sti

What happened to 4chon? Can you post its old /new/ banners?

Asking for a friend
https://kohlchan.net/int/res/121806.html
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THEREMIN NIGGGGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRR
https://youtu.be/HoHa6Zj36p4
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Human Nature

How much do you think people are tied down by their nature and what do you think it is? To me, human nature can be boiled down to a few thing: prioritizing self-interest, duplicitous, self-justification, craving validation, pushing others down to uplift themself at every opportunity and taking the path of least resistance
These are the things I think people are naturally inclined to do when they're left to their own devices. While people can occasionally override these core behaviors, few people can do so consistently. The majority of people will always follow their nature. Those who don't either compensate for their restraint through other forms of hedonism(self-righteousness), or are actually committed to their own ideal. How hard do you think it is for somebody to be the latter? Can anybody do it, or are people only born able to do it?
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Thought Experiments

This is a thread for posting all the weird experiments that you think of. Here's one that I've been thinking about. A child(6-9) with few preconceived notions is given two pigs (that look similar) to raise. One as a pet, and the other as food. The way they are raised is different. The pet is kept healthy and lean while the food is fattened up. The pet has a collar with a p on it, and the food has a collar with an s on it(this part is just an arbitrary way to distinguish them from the start so it could be anything). After the pigs are fully matured, the child watches the pig raised for food be slaughtered and then eats it. What do you think their general impression of pigs would be after? (I know it's a bit messed up, but it's just pretend).
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I don't feel so good mr. kikiyama

I was looking for old things and I found this in yume nikki's manga
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I don't even know what kind of meme is this. This imageboard is slow as fuck, and practically a walking body. Then some heat developed on the yndd board and everybody is losing its shit over it. Even sei said to tone it down, over literally nothing. And you have this shefedora complaining about him not being censoring enough.

What's the deal with this site? It's even more of a safespace than tumblr at this point.

I feel like what you guys want is just a board of Yes-Men that won't even dare to raise their tone even a bit.

(This was a response to this thread >>18938, but it's locked.)
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Why does she hate Sei so much?
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Pic unrelated

What's the weirdest-sounding word you know? A word that just doesn't look or sound right, but does have a meaning.

Bibelot: A small object of curiosity, beauty, or rarity.
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AAAAAAA

>IDONTKNOWWHERETHISCOMESFROMPLEASETELLME
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I fucking hate minimalism with a passion. Just thinking about it drives me nuts. Minimalism everything from interior design to technology is a cancer. It feels sterile and it has no room for personal expression of the designer. It is conformist in nature. It confuses simplicity with meaninglessness. Take Window's 10's blue screen. It gives you practically no information on what actually went wrong with your computer. It insults your intelligence. It's not sleek, it's nothing. Minimalism is supposed to be a means of compensating for modern distractions, but it's actually just an extension of modern empty-headedness. There is nothing in minimalist design to appreciate or think about. It's cold and incites no warm emotions. This conformist, lazy aesthetic is constantly being pushed on people all the time. It's like a form of brain-washing. It eats away at you and makes you just as empty as it. Design exists to look good, make you notice it, and give you a specific feeling. Minimalism does none of those things. It is the anti-design.
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Minecraft Lost Cities Mod

I set up a Minecraft Lost Cities modded server to play around with. Take a look. It's a mapgen mod, so the world is an auto-generated abandoned city in all directions. If there is enough interest for me to find donors, I will add some more features and plugin support. Currently it is otherwise vanilla, with 12 player slots.

There are skyscrapers, highways, bridges, tunnels, subways, and other structures. Forever. Treasure boxes and mob spawners are scattered randomly about, making it a very hostile world with infinite exploration value.

IP: 142.44.222.37:25582
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HEEEEEEEEEEEEEY YOU GUYS
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looking for an image that had instructions on how to remove and optimize files and services in windows 7 that i didnt have the foresight to save. pretty sure it was posted somewhere on this chan, but i cant find it, and search engines have failed me so far

some details of the image i remember: it was black with white text, very small font, and had numbered sections. there was info on stuff like what default programs to remove, interface tweaks to make, and useless services to remove for less memory usage

id really appreciate anyone who could post the image here or at least point to a place where it can be found

(pic unrelated obvs)
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Small and not so small things you'd like to change

Do you have anything you'd like/are planning to change?
Things like habits, spending too much time playing games, reading too little, not drawing, having too much free time and wanting to use it for something, etc.
Things that you had wanted to change for a long time but haven't either put yourself into work. Or, if you're working on that, what are you doing to change them?
As for OP:

→Exercise more
I spend most of my day sitting so I'd like to get rid of the extra energy I get every time I eat. The thing is, I live in a small apartment, and I don't really want to join a gym or anything like that. I'd like to run but the only good place is far and I don't have the time. I'd like to do something in my home but, since it's small, there's not much I can do to burn energy. At least I don't know of any exercise that doesn't require that much space other than abdominals and squatting.
→Fix twangy speech
I've only noticed recently my voice sounds twangy, probably because I don't speak too much/often so I don't move my mouth properly or something, but I've started to read books aloud and recording my voice to improve it.
→Learn to speak Japanese
I know how to read, but when it comes to speaking or writing in japanese I still have serious problems.
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is Ohio as kawaii as it makes out to be ?
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>>18704
Good guess, but what really happened what that i was stoned out of my brain and listening to Hawkwind and daydreaming about space travel when the familiar phrase "tachyon impact" entered the area between my ears somehow and I had no idea why it was familiar and I thought about it on and off for a day or so before I remembered that it was connected to one of the chon chiefs and you're the only one who still publicly operates a website so I posted it here strictly out of nostalgia, hoping that it would ring a bell with someone.

anyway I was just looking through my hard drive (stoned out of my brain and listening to Armageddon) trying to find and image to post and I found this one and I have no idea at all why its there, does anyone recognize?
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ayy lilin

ban me lilin
make this a safespace stalin would be proud of you stupid fuck
and dont worry, everyone agrees with you stepping in and making a bunch of retarded rules because you banned the people who said they were retarded
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If magically killing one random person would somehow make the world a better place, and you knew this for an absolute fact, would you make that choice? Would you choose differently depending on if the totally random person could be you or not?
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Fringe was such a fucked up piece of shit. It was the less successful project of the guy who made Lost while he was still a massive deal. The depths, the depths this show goes to… Basically its a crime drama that tries to pander to conspiracy nuts. The show starts by the female, blond mc taking out this generic mad scientist from a mental institution to try and solve the first of an endless series, and downward spiral of supernatural crimes connected to multiple, competing conspiracies. The coocky scientist constantly talks about gibberish and the writers try so painfully hard to make him endearing. He'll ask the black Harvard student assistant whose name he can't remember to get him pudding-pops and fanta soda or some shit constantly. That's another thing, he refuses to work out of any lab except for the one he used to use when he taught at Harvard. His grandson is a genius, but he's a super special genius because he forged his MIT certificate. He's not just one of the sheeple. Even though he's just some bland guy the show talks about him like he's really shifty and Machiavellian. The lead actress has no personality, she's as bland as it gets.

Every episode has the same formula where some supernatural thing will happen, the scientist will pull a solution out of his ass, that he apparently made fifty years ago, and the day is saved. This show is, "science fiction", by the way. The sheer amount of pseudo-science is ridiculous and the show tries to explain it by saying that the laws of physics are being bent because a parallel universe is slowly colliding with ours or some shit. From that point on the ongoing, "plot", is endless twists and turns and loopty loops and dumb chess analogies. At one point the female lead's partner gets replaced with a robot copy from the parallel universe after her first partner turns into slime or something. Also, she has the dead partner's memories because she entered his brain before he died or something by going into a sensory deprivation chamber and sticking some metal wires into her neck. And then at one point, she is switched with her parallel universe counterpart, and it's treated like a rape analogy. She doesn't know that she was replaced because her memories were flipped.

At several points in the show, they make it seem like everything is going to change and the whole dynamic is going to flipped on its head, before changing their mind, and going back to the status-quo. At one point, the mc gets teleported by getting hit by a car or something. The team gets disbanded, but weird crimes start happening again, so they make a new team with a mexican female lead this time. The next episode they just think of some way to get rid of the character that they literally just introduced and bring back the original mc out of nowhere. The grandson later saves the world and it feels like the show is going to end, but it doesn't. The grandson didn't sacrifice himself, he got teleported to an alternative future by the dooms-day device he stopped. The show makes you think it's going to be in the future, but the very next episode he somehow gets transported back, but he's invisible and nobody remembers him.

He then becomes real again or some shit, and even though he doesn't know if the mc is his mc or not, he tries to start a relationship with her, and somehow this makes her get fake memories that are like the real memories because the mc has special powers by the way. This show doesn't directly say that 9/11 was a conspiracy, but they do make the parallel world still have the twin towers. The height of retardation is when the scientist's old friend is dying, so they try to go into his mind to put him in a computer. The whole episode is shot in terrible cgi where they just run around looking for the mc inside of this guy's mind. And then imaginary zombies attack them for some reason, and they ride in a blimp to escape from them. Their plan doesn't work though so the guy dies.

But, wait, before he died he put a, "soul beacon" inside of the mc, so he possess her. It's like the writers had a competition to see who could make the show as stupid as possible. It has to be seen to be believed where this fucking thing goes.
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tachyon impact
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How about we have a thread where we post neat and/or old stuff we found on the internet?

https://www.squidtv.net/
Website where you can watch TV channel streams from countries all around the world.

http://www.insecam.org/
Website that has "livestreams" of IP surveillance cameras.
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ITT: stupid shit you spent way too much time on for no reason

i’m guilty of this heavily, so i’ll just use one example.
I literally spent half an afternoon writing a lengthy analysis on the anatomy and byproducts of fairies (the 2hu fairies) and how they’re seen in both fairy and youkai/human culture. all developed on my own, mind you, none of this was established before.
To save you the pain reading the whole thing, i’ll skim it down to the bare bones for those who are curious. Still gonna probably be a hefty read.

essentially, the main part of fairy anatomy boils down to fairies not having any real genetalia, instead having their wings be the erogenous, more sensitive part of their body. since fairies don’t exactly reproduce, nor have the need to, it’s simply just a stand in for reproduction in fairy culture. Fairies also passively emit various pheromones from their wings, which coagulate over time into this flaky, dandruff like material colloquially referred to as Dust. Dust, being a delicacy due to faries being too stubborn to stay still long enough to collect much, is heavily desired by human and youkai medicine makers alike, who seek to use certain kinds of Dust in their products for various reasons.

tl;dr: fairies have no genitals, their wings are the stand in. Since fairies don’t reproduce, it’s considered taboo to rub them in fairy culture. Fairy wings also build up a pheromone residue, nicknamed Dust. Medicine makers can’t get enough of that shit, and pay top dollar for a decent sample.
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Luna's Tavern

Looking for a place to enjoy the twilight? Do you like MBTI and spiritual anomalies? Just want a comfy place to have some idle chit-chat? Then come, the tavern awaits you…

discord link: BcXWAAu
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Hello to the uboachan community! My name is Helpful Antonio and I wish you a very warmm welcome and grateful. I hope we can be friends.

Here are my spells and their strengths.

<span style="color:red;">Fireball Strength 13 *****</span>
<span style="color:blue;">Mana Recharge Strength 2 **</span>
<span style="color:green;">Major Heal Strength 5 *</span>
<span style="color:black;">Blackhole Strength 1000 (too many stars for here)</span>
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If magically eating one random bean burrito would somehow make the world a better place, and you knew this for an absolute fact, would you make that choice? Would you choose differently depending on if the totally random burrito could be yours or not?
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Sleeping Disorders

Anyone else have a sleeping disorder?
I have narcolepsy.
It's kind of funny to me because I've love Yume Nikki since I was like 12, and even though I've grown up, and it's been years, and it's faded into the back of my mind, it's always been important to me.
And then a couple years ago, I started sleeping more and more to the point that I just conk out without warning, and now this week I finally got a diagnosis.
Who else here /sleepdisorder/?
Share your involuntary dreamer stories
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I just leave it here: http://doujinmusic.ru

This is a lossless (FLAC) doujin music library that you can listen on the fly with a browser or mobile device (Android, iOS).

The library is constantly updated, and you can add your own collections.
And of course the hunt for priority.

You can get into the library by receiving an invite in the telegram-channel https://t.me/touhouchan
It's free.

We are glad to everyone who is interested.
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Just stumbled upon this.
Anyone heard of メンヘラ少女?

http://menhera.net/
https://twitter.com/menherashoujo?lang=ja
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I been feeling lately like a lot of the interest that normalfags take in Asiatic culture is somewhat disingenuous. In an attempt to appear more, "cultured", people have started moving away from European stuff and focusing on more, "exotic", cultures to seem more well-rounded. To me, it seems like they're forcing themselves to take appear like they've taken an interest in something to put on airs. A lot of what they focus on and glamorize were also at one point mundane, normal parts of life to their original practitioners. And now these people are coming in and treating it like some kind of high art. Even though they supposedly moved away from traditional European traditional culture, they still change their subjects of interest to better fit that mold of treatment. A good example of this is how the Michelin Star guide, which is almost entirely made up of indistinguishable, massively expensive French restaurants, randomly decided to throw in one Dim-Sum place. These people also completely ignore more contemporary Asian culture in favor of an obsolete version of ancient traditions, which have actually been updated for modern times by the people who made those traditions. You don't see these people try to emulate an eighteenth century English tea party. There's just something off-putting to me about the image of a bunch of snobbish, old, white people sitting around in Kimonos and obsessing over all the intricacies of a tea-ceremony in a class they payed to take and attend once a week in between golf games. Is this all just in my head, or does anybody else feel the same way?
https://youtu.be/XRH56FNrgoU
There's people who pull far thinner noodles in totally inconspicuous street food just to make a living, but you don't them parading it around to the whole world.
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My grandpa died a few months ago. He was a fairly prominent choreographer in the USSR. The last time I saw was when I still in a crib, so I have no memory of him. We don't speak the same language, so I also didn't get the chance to talk to him even once. I was sad about not being sad. My grandpa was very… eccentric. Since decades ago, both him and my grandmother obsessed about his health. Even while my mother was growing up, him and his physical well-being were always the top priority. Every time he so much as had a cough both of them would start worrying about it and go to the doctor. There's a saying that goes something like this: you shouldn't have a complicated relationship with your doctor. Well, he did. He at one point was a shoemakers apprentice, but after being drafted from some war he gave up on that. He actually left the draft by faking appendicitis. After that he decided to be a dancer, and he was pretty good. I'm nobody to judge him, but he wasn't what most would call a good person, and neither was his wife. For a while, my mother, her mother, her father and her aunt all lived in the same place, in some tiny shack. My mother and her parents shared a room. Sometimes, during winter nights, my grandmother would nag him incessantly for hours on end about absolutely nothing. He's eventually get so fed up that he would strangle her while she called for her sister to help. This didn't just happen once, and it was all in front of my mother. Normally my grandfather wasn't abusive or anything. He never harmed my mother. Other than those times nothing else would really happen to my knowledge. My grandfather was actually pretty cowardly. They eventually moved to an apartment closer to where everything was going on. One time, at night they heard a woman screaming outside and my grandfather was absolutely terrified. Pretty weirdly, when my grandmother shouted at the voice to go away it suddenly came to an abrupt stop. Pedophiles would try to lure my mother into their houses while she was walking to her home in that neighborhood sometimes. My mother had a half-sister on her father's side as my grandmother was his second wife. My grandparents, especially my grandmother, treated her awfully and that could best be described by one event. When my half-aunt's mother died, before the funeral her body was kept in my grandparent's apartment for some reason. No casket, no nothing. An exposed dead body. They forced my mother's sister to sleep in the same room as where her dead mother was even though she begged them not to. The apartment didn't have any spare rooms and my grandparents didn't want to let her in their room. Later, when my half-aunt was an adult and needed a place to stay, they refused to have her. After she got on her feet, they then started demanding that she gives them money regularly. She did and sent it via her son the first time. When he came up to my grandmother while she was with her friends outside her apartment, she just grabbed the envelope from him and didn't say another word. He refused to deliver it in the future. My grandfather's mother was a petite and extremely beautiful. She was an extreme alcoholic though and died young, never telling anybody who my grandfather's father was. Before dying though, she remarried to a somewhat wealthy man who ended up raising my grandfather. One day, when the wealthy man was very old and close to dying, my grandfather, grandmother, and my mother decided to pay him a visit, which my grandfather had never done before that. Much to their disappoint, he had remarried to some gold-digger. He left all his money to her. My grandfather didn't die of any illness or anything specific. Right before death he was in fairly good condition. One day though his body just gave up and he rapidly declined. He couldn't walk without help anymore. Later, he just collapsed and was laid to bed. He even had to be rolled around to be washed. He eventually became responsive again, but quickly lost all his senses. He asked to be driven to their old house, which was demolished years ago and other such things. On that bed, the last thing he asked for was to be buried in a really expensive suit. A week before dying, he was invited to some important party. My grandfather hated parties and always looked for any excuse to avoid them. I guess he held true to form. Tell me about your dead relatives ubuu.
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/gon/

Comfy /gon/dola thread!
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Other chans

What other Chan sites do you use? I'm only using uboachan, lainchan and /lit/ on 4chan at the moment.
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Thoughts on tvtropes. I think it's shit. None of the page titles make any sense or suggest what they're talking about. All of the articles are mostly just made up of referring to other tropes by their confusing, made-up names so the whole thing is just nonsense and worthless.
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So, sometimes this happens. This is the second time someone from a Chinese domain name registrar has contacted me this way about a domain name I own. Maybe some day there will be a bar of soap called "Uboachan" or something.
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Sup sluts

I am excite
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Public service announcement

as an example on how things never play out the way they do in the movies, here's the ending to the original 1964 Willy Wonka as is followed by how it would play out in real life

>Willy Wonka movie


Grampa Joe: it's an elevator

Wonka: it's a wonka vator! an elevator can only go up and down, but the wonka vator can go up and down, side to side, long ways and short ways, and up and till now I've pressed them all! except that one! go ahead Charlie!

now lets see how that same scene would play out if Willy Wonka had Aspergers syndrome

>Willy Wonka real life


Grandpa Joe: it's an elevator

you: it's a wonka vator! an elevator can only go…

Grandpa Joe: well I'm not going to argue with you! all i did was make an observation, and you want to argue with me about it right off the bat!

you: sir I'm not arguing with you I'm…

Grandpa Joe: see your doing it again! you don't need to argue with everything I say! and another thing…

10 minutes later

Grandpa Joe: and that's why I'm never eating your chocolate again!

you: can I say something really quick?

Grandpa Joe: go ahead!

you: all I was trying to say is that this is a special kind of elevator, that goes in more directions then just up and down! up until now I've pressed them all! except that one! go ahead Charlie!

Grandpa Joe: don't tell my kid what to do!!! why don't you press it!!!

you: fine

it takes off and the a**hole still wont shut up

Grandpa Joe: what the hell happening?!!! get me out of this thing before I call the police!

yeah I'm sure this version would have been a family classic, I hope whomever is reading this is able to see by now why people with Aspergers live angry stressful lives, engaging in unusual behavior like this toward them accomplishes nothing and only creates problems, it's the responsibility of society as a whole to do their part and see to it that these types of societal problems don't stick around for future generations of Aspergers to suffer through, clean up your act and your reward is a brighter tomorrow.
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There's a legend that the violinist Giuseppe Tartini kept himself in a room to practice almost constantly for years. When he reconnected with the world, it's said that it was hard to believe how much better he had become. If you could lock yourself in a room for a year to practice a single skill with zero social or economic repercussions, would you do it and what skill would you choose? Here's the rules: All of your living expenses are paid for, but you can't leave your room for any reason other than to use the bathroom, you can't opt out once you start, you cannot have access to any form of entertainment other than, you must spend as much time as possible practicing.
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Do you think our society likes to glorify mental illness/depression/anxiety? I sometimes think they do because I've seen normalfags really like to talk about their crippling anxiety and depression (although it could also be the noted rise of depression and mental illness among the newer generations). Not only that, but people's interest in things like outsider artists and the tortured artist stereotype. Is it just normal people wanting their boring lives to be more interesting?
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UBUU LIVED BITCHES
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What's going on with Lain lately? I remember a thread from a couple months ago talking about how lainchan died because some guy guessed the admin password and deleted everything for the hell of it. After that a new lainchan that looks way better was made. Where's that thread and what's the link to the new and improved lainchan? Also, what happened to tsuki and system space? Did anything happen on July 1st? Is tsuki dead? What the fucks going on people?
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Happy belated birthday, ubuu!
I wish I wasn't the only faggot who remembers.
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How do I stop caring what other people think of me?
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Worst board. Everybody always says /hikki/ is the worst board, but now i've realized that it's obviously /cos/. I never connected the dots before because I kept forgetting that /cos/ exists. Anyway, give me a status update. How do you feel ubuu is doing?
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Unsure if this was posted or not, what are your guys heights?
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What do you think about incels uboachan? Are they some kind of reverse wizard? are they just normies trying to look edgy? maybe they are just in the closet?
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i had to reboot to get my filesystem to reflect the year change in searches, i lost like 4 months of uptime. this has never happened to me before, i remember distinctly watching the new millennia turn over with no issues on a SunOS machine and that was decades ago. anyone have an idea what i did wrong?


← weev 2017
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first three words you see

I got
Most Bad Sin
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First.
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New Year's Eve Resolution Thread: What's it going to be this year? For me personally, i'm going to try harder at learning a second language, developing ambidexterity and sleeping a decent amount.
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What words do you associate with normies?
I'll start:
>Reality Shows
>TV
>Democrat
>Republican
>Candy Cruh
>Mobile games
>facebook
>4chan
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Greetings from Krautchan

Someone posted nudes of your admin on our board earlier today with the instruction that we come repost them here. He's actually kinda cute, but looked probably underaged in the pic. I think it was a Canadian.

Anyways, that is all.

t. Bernd
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Since it's New Year's eve(for me), What's your new year's resolution(to whoever reads this)?

Also hope ya'lls christmas and new year go well.
(gif unrelated of course)
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I've lived in America for my entire life and I'm really starting to get fed up with some stuff about it and I don't know to do except vent about it. I just want to know what other people think about these grievances.
1.Puritanical society: America was founded by puritans and other such zealots and even today that's readily apparent in common culture. An obsession with not just the preservation of some archaic, arbitrary moral code, but also with the status quo is ever-present in just about most of the people you meet here. Preconceived notions and lessons beaten into people command day to day life. Take the typical American. Their head is filled with handstand logic and back flip principles that they don't even consider for a second might be wrong. What's more annoying than what people believe, is their insistence on its rightness and exepectation that others conform to it.
2. Society of slaves: America has always been carried by the labor of exploited people and it has only prospered either when a source of people to exploit was readily available or everybody else was screwed up. Every point in history, everything. Colonial times, blacks. Industrial Age, for a short time, actual Americans. Railways, the Chinese. Today, Indians, Chinese and Mexicans. You could say this about pretty much every society, but only America is obsessive about their being the best while having citizens who are unwilling to labor in a farm because they think that they are too good for that. Everybody just has to spend a fuck load on college so they can get a liberal arts degree and drown in debt.
3. Everything is shit: The airports, the cities, the public transportation, the schools, the roads, every other part of infrastructure, they're all filthy and and horribly out-dated and in a state of disrepair and decrepitude. Even in the oldest parts of the country, the architecture is drab and done with as little care as possible. Every house is just a block thrown together. New York has a few nice, gothic buildings, but the rest is either the same boring, modern fare , or a rotting stack of bricks. Look at the subway!
4. Nothing ever changes: Look at the sprawling mass of emptiness, the endless, lifeless suburbia where children are sheltered and locked up in the most literal form of a physical and mental bubble as they could be. Look at all the small, shitty towns. Look at the bizarre mountain people who may or may not be inbred. Look at the shitty food filled with chemicals that the FDA doesn't care about because it won't immediately kill you. It's just a little frustrating. It makes me want to vomit my intestines out sometimes. Why, why do things have to be like this?
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Been some three (or four?) years since I stopped visiting here. Many of the old threads still around. /g/ got removed during my time. It was kinda cool.

What I can still remember: that one Japanese guy with the great theories and explanations for the symbols, Booger-chan (funny thing, I made a friend who's a bit like her), that butthurt brasilian? kid with youtube as his weapon, the launch of the manga, christmas presents thread. And the aesthetic, which was really at least one somethingth of the experience.

Thanks for the cool pics and bittersweet memories (I wouldn't have known times of crippling anxiety could be nostalgic afterwards). Good luck in the future, keep /yn/ alive, keep /ot/ a little toxic, also wasn't there a 2kki board at some point in time? Rest in peace WILDCARD. what the fuck are these unrelated anime pics?

Regards, someone with a unrelated anime pic.
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Christmas thread.
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I remember reading somewhere a while back that a lot of the, "unanswered questions", in SEL were actually answered in Digimon Tamers. Both were directed by the same person and DT is notable for it's darker tones and bizarre themes. Do you think there's any merit to this, or was it just some guy looking too deeply things and seeing something that isn't there? What do you think the parallels are, if any? At the very least, both have sentient digital beings.
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What was that thread that way just posted and deleted by that 18 year old girl? It was so painful to read. Jesus how pathetic. Complaining about shit when she had pretty much every advantage. Oh boo hoo, rejected by any ivy league when you got bs and cs from your ap classes and didn't even do sports when you had a talent for it? I'm just sobbing for that poor girl. How tragic and not all all predictable. But, seriously reading that shit made me want to drown a puppy.
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Who else likes Golden Boy? I watched it a few years ago and ever since I've been smitten. It kind of represents an unrealistic ideal that you still strive to come closer to. As far as, "ecchi", shows go, it's definitely one of the best as that part is only in the side-lines and never gets in the way of the plot. I like its episodic nature, which I think should be more common.
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Discuss
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Does anybody still care about Thanksgiving?
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So, what are you up to today, ubuu? I've finally managed to have some free time so I'm wasting it drawing a bit and translating some songs I've had on queue for a while.
Also sei, for the love of god, change the snow to damn snowflakes already, please. It's getting on my nerves that tohno has proper snow while we don't.
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I know this might sound edgy, but here I go anyway. I've been thinking about human predictability a lot lately. It seems to me that with a lot of things people seem to follow some kind of program, like their actions and words are automated and not their own. This is both on a day to day basis, and during unusual events. It's not just going through the motions, it's too exact. Let me use an inevitable event as an example: the death of Miyazaki. Thinking about this is actually what triggered this train of thought. When Miyazaki dies, I can already tell what will happen in far too exact detail. At first everybody will be in shock, but then they'll once again go into autopilot… Big news sites and tabloids alike will all publish the same article as each other about what a great man and inspiration he was and how he shaped the dreams of children and all of that white noise. People on social media will talk about they watched his movies as kids and how upset they are. Some people will make memorial videos on youtube talking about how great he was and they'll all go on and on like they're reading the same script, but slightly doctored to give the illusion of diversity. Ghibli will make a statement about it and maybe even make something in memorial to him. Right after that blip in time, it'll be gone and people will almost instantly snap back into their regular programming. That's it. It didn't even happen, and yet the feeling of it is already palpable. I wouldn't be too surprised if all of those articles were pre-written. My point is it's not like Ghibli will use their remaining funds to build a plane and kamikaze it into the United Nations head quarters. This example is just on the big scale, but I see it everywhere. Am I alone in this, or does anybody else feel it?
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When I was a kid I used to kill ants for fun. The methods in which I did this were peculiar enough for me to want to post about them. Just to be clear, I have never hurt any other animals, nor have I wanted to do so as a kid. Besides insects and spiders, I actually love animals. Ants were in a strange sort of limbo for me because while they weren't large enough for me to be afraid of them, I still could not feel even a shred of empathy for them. Being in this limbo is what allowed killing them to be fun to me.

My favorite weapon of choice was a serrated butter knife and my favorite method of killing was to very slightly tap them with the flat part of the blade. Even the tiniest bit of force would cause sever damage to them. I would scout for a victim and once they were selected let them know of my presence by tapping the knife on the ground near them. I would chase them around for a while before finally landing a blow. After the first tap they wouldn't be able to run anymore, but they would still keep moving. A lot of the time their antenna would be bent and some of their appendages would be broken. I would let them walk around a little before tapping them again and again and again until they stopped moving. Here's the first interesting observation that I made about their behavior. If an ant is still capable of moving it's body, but it is sure of its own death, it will curl up into a ball and twitch until it stops moving. Most of the time I tapped them to death before this could occur. The second method of killing would be to simply cut them in half, which required more coordination than I thought it would. I was surprised to discover that if cut low enough, they would continue to walk around after. On some occasions, I thought I saw some kind of trail of flesh following behind them.

I discovered a few, "human", like traits in the ants behavior, although, I may be projecting. For instance, ants that have been cut in half seemed to display more erratic behavior than tapped ants. They were more aimless and frantic in their movements. The reaction of ants to them was also far greater than tapped ants. Ants seem to show some form of fear. Besides killing ants, I also used the knife to both illicit a reaction from them and push them from one location to another. When two healthy ants were pushed into each other they always panicked greatly when put into contact with each other. This panic was far greater when one of the ants was damaged in some way. When simply observing ants without interfering, I noticed that while healthy ants occasionally stopped to interact with other, they never did this with damaged ants, who they seemed to actively avoid. I noticed that ants who have taken notice of me would sometimes stop and possibly look up at me. Sometimes, instead of slowly killing an ant with tapping, I would slowly cut it to pieces with the knife when it is immobilized. Trying to cut off an ants legs while it was still capable of moving was far too much of a pain to try to do regularly. Another method was to grind the ant against the rough space between my kitchen tiles with the knife, which resulted in the ant being shredded into tiny dots in a straight line. Killing an immobilized ant in this manner in front of another immobilized ant seemed to illicit a frantic reaction and greater fear of being into that space. The most resilient moving part of an ant is the antenna. Even when immobilized and almost totally dead, the antenna would still frantically move regardless of how bent and broken they were. The only way to stop the movement of the antenna was to either cut them off or kill the ant.

The large scale behavior noticeably shifted after enough of their numbers were eliminated. If in a small area there was a mass grave of ant corpses, regardless of the number of crumbs, some ants would avoid the area upon sight. I saw what seemed to be shock in one ant who unexpectedly encountered such a scene and promptly fled. The area that the ants occupied changed depending on the killings.
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The 4400 is just a shitty version of Jojo. I don't know whether you heard of the 4400, here's a summary: 4400 people are abducted by aliens over varying points of history. All of them are returned to earth at the same time and they're all the same age as when they were abducted. When they land they have special powers for some reason. Every person has a unique power that is somewhat reflective of their personality. The show itself follows a special police force made to monitor the 440 and apprehend any of them if they cause trouble. The show starts of being episodic with them finding and arresting various dangerous 4400 members. Shit starts to get more convoluted when scientists figure out that the powers are caused by some green ooze and if people inject that into them self they can either develop powers or die. Somehow this green ooze start being distributed illegally. The police team now also has to combat any person who developed powers and uses them for criminal actives. All of the powers are kind of dull like making people do what you want, or killing people around you when you get stressed, or never forgetting anything. Nothing very interesting. People don't use them in creative ways. The story gets more and more convoluted with time travel and mind control and eventually some guy gets the power to make the people around him either die or also get powers and the whole thing becomes a massive cluster fuck that didn't even get a proper conclusion because it got cancelled. Has anybody else watched this train wreck?
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lol yume nikki edgy
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Are you an anon that can take it easy?
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Does anybody else remember blind mute loli? Man, that shit was soooo good.
https://github.com/bibanon/bibanon/wiki/Blindmute-Loli
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Did anyone else watch Gakkou Gurashi? People had a really mixed reaction to it, but I thought it was pretty good. Pretty depressing. Really didn't like the fan service episode, but it didn't ruin in for me.
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What piece of fiction best portrays the life you want to live?
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Halloween is by far my favorite holiday. Every year I like to stay up late watching something horror related while occasionally glancing into the empty street outside my window. Last year I watched the first four episodes of Higurashi and I loved it. I already finished the series and I don't feel like repeating it. I'm looking for suggestions of what I can watch this year(preferably anime). I also already watched the corpse party ovas. Thank god I didn't waste a Halloween on that shit.
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Tell me about interesting things that happened when you were in school. In elementary there was this one kid who was always swearing and making dirty jokes. He one time asked a bunch of other kids if they would rather watch their parents have sex one thousand times or join them one time.
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What's the most perverted/depraved/shameful thing that you have ever done? From junior high to freshman year of high school I was in a kind of, "weird phase". When my sister was still in high school and I was in seventh grade we had over a German exchange student for a week as my sister was taking German and participated in the exchange program. The German girl spent almost all of her time shopping for stuff at the mall(as that was the most notable thing to do over here in the states), so she spent little to no time actually in our house. When I got home from school one day I was totally alone and after a bit of debating with myself, decided to take one of the exchange student'a panties and see what they smelled like. This was less because I actually wanted to get some kind of sexual gratification out of it, and more about the thrill. At that age I enjoyed the excitement of petty theft, bizarre pranks and generally sadistic things. Now as she was guest in our house, she didn't just leave dirty panties around her room, so I had to reach into her drawer(which she was borrowing from me) and pull out whatever pair I could find(which were almost certainly clean. I then pushed them against my nostrils and inhaled deeply. Looking back on this I could have done a lot worse. It's not like I rubbed my dick on it. Even if it was clean, knowing that she would eventually wear it would almost be more perverse. If i'm going to be 120% honest I regret that I didn't do that. The drawer she borrowed was broken when it was returned to me, so I don't feel too guilty about it or anything. Story 2: I wanted to take German 2 in eighth grade since my sister went down that route, but I didn't take German 1 the previous year. German 2 also wasn't offered in high school so I opted to take summer lessons to skip ahead. It was a nice arrangement since the teacher would actually come to my house every other day. Now she wasn't an attractive woman by any means. Being Turkish, short, middle-aged, and wrinkled, she didn't exactly appeal to my in that way. At the time though, I had a sort of fetish for having somebody trying to teach my something without me understanding any of what they were saying. I didn't even know about this until the lessons started, but every other day, for a straight hour and half, I would have a raging hard-on as soon as this woman opened her mouth and started yammering on and one about what seemed like total gibberish to me. It's good that our dining room table wasn't see-through. Story 3: Close to the end of middle school I was loitering around an empty hallway as I usually did around this time of year and somewhere on the floor I spotted a quarter which I promptly picked up and pocketed. A few minutes later, from across the hall I could see the Principal turning around the corner and starting to close the distance between us. I had a pretty good relationship with him and he seemed to like me okay. He was a kind of doughy, really, overly nice guy. His favorite tv show was America's Funniest Home Videos. He was kind of southern in his oh shucks kind of mentality(we lived in the North East). In that moment I remembered that it was his birthday. Last year I got him some cheap, shitty, uncomfortable earbuds. Just for the hell of it, I exchanged greeting with him and then offered him the quarter that I just picked from off the floor while saying happy birthday. Seeing him pause for just a moment. slowly pick it from my palm and sort of mumble thank you anon while still trying to smile really got a kick out of me. Last Story:In freshman year of high school I was severely sleep deprived. As a consequence of this I would frequently get erections during class. At first I got rid of them after a few minutes by thinking about lemon party or something like that. but I eventually stopped bothering. This wasn't really that big of a problem as nobody notices that kind of thing when you're sitting at a desk. In English(first period) the boy in the seat in front of and to the left of me did start to notice though. He was a kind of spacey, but athletic type. When it first happened he had shocked, wide eyes and he stared at it for minutes at a time. He then did this same exact thing every time. It unnerved me just a little at first, but eventually I kind of started liking the idea that the guy must be enraptured or something. It seemed amusing to me that some guy would be interested in my genitals so I started assuming that that must be the case.
You now know my shame, so please let me know yours.
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Hello, I have a phone case for I think an iPhone 7+ that was made by mistake. If you want it, I'll put it in an envelope and mail it to you.
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Angels Egg

Do you like angels egg?
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ITT: Characters that did nothing wrong.
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Why is it that every single /hiki/ thread that asks for people's life story gets like a hundred replies? There's like one hundred separate life stories on all of them. Who the fuck even are these people? Where are they? Are they real? Are they all just the same guy? What the fuck is going on, huh? Am I just dreaming all of this up? I never see these phantom, ghost, people anomalies responding to anything else. It. Doesn't. Make. Any. Sense.
It's painful
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How much would you be willing to give up, or what would you be willing to do to get Kikiyama back?
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SNES classic

The SNES classic launches tomorrow, who here is looking forward to it, what games are you planning to play first? I'll be camping outside Best Buy the following morning, if you happen to be going to the same store as me maybe we can talk to pass the time before the store opens, I'm going to the Best Buy in Santa Rosa California, hope to see you there.
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If instead of all of the text that you have ever read on the internet, you read books, how many books do you think you would be at by now?
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Values are important

Hi uboachan!

I'm here to test your personal values (these should be quirky). So I bring you a test.

But not a fake-ass personality test that tells you what colour your nail polish should be - a real very scientific very complex magic research instrument that will stare deep into your soul.

You get a personalized report about your basic values and reference values based on your peer's data.

I get your anonymous data to fiddle with and check an idea that I nurtured for almost ten years.

Here's the link: unipark.de/uc/personalvalues

If you're interested in who I am and what I do, shoot me an email at personalvaluesandattitudes@gmail.com
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Lel, u guiz, 2chin waz round durin 711 chek da r chives
https://web.archive.org/web/20021001204741/http://www.2chan.net/test/read.cgi?bbs=news&key=1000218836
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Why is windows 8 so fucking shitty.
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It's that time of year again everybody

It is September
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Does anyone know the Youtuber "fdjkkdjf"? He's been playing YN fangames for a while now, most notably a 7-year-long playthrough of Yume 2kki exploring almost everything that game has to offer that's still going strong as the game is updated. There's also videos of .flow, Middens, Me, Someday, Fleshchild and he did a fantastic guided tour of Yume Nikki. Just… don't expect him to always finish the games he plays. Particularly .flow, which he's left unfinished just before the ending

Lately, he's been doing weekly "fangame bingo" livestreams where he plays random games from the ynfg wiki and they're a really good time even if you don't catch them live

If you want to give him a shot I'd recommend his Yume Nikki Retrospective series, but for the madmen out there you could dig into his currently 118-episode Let's Play Yume 2kki like I did. It's a journey, that's for sure
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Media Compilation Project

Crossposting from Lainchan (https://lainchan.org/r/res/3260.html#3260). I've been wanting to compile a large variety of "eye-opening" media, and then to organize it by increasing gradation.

For me, there was much media that helped me to see things as I do now, to question things, be wary of the government, and see the various flaws in society. Anything that encourages free thought or distrust in assumptions/governments is what I am aiming for.

My idea is to organize it in such a way that a "program" can be made of it to introduce to people to help them to "wake up". Intro-tier would have to be "accessible" enough as not to cause any conditioned aversion toward it, and to gradually increase the concepts as you move higher on the list.

As far as the media medium itself, music and movies are better introductions than interactive media or books/podcasts.

Here's a sample of my current, unorganized list:

Movies

>The Matrix (and sequels?)


>ARQ


>Contact


>District 9


>Fight Club


>Johnny Got His Gun


>Soylent Green


>The Truman Show


>Avatar(?) (Not air-bender)


>Repo Men


Music

As far as intro-tier music goes- easily accessible, discernible lyrics, and subtle, thought-provoking themes (or perhaps just music that strays from standard musical trends in any way, but perhaps this works better for a higher tier). Basically, to subversively convey ideas and plant "seeds of doubt", to make conditionally foreign ideas more accessible and familiar. Similar to what current media is doing by forceful immersion.

>Crystal Castles


>Amnesia Scanner


>Front Line Assembly


>Machinae Supremacy


>Mankind Is Obsolete


>Oceanlab


>Brendan Byrnes


>Liar (Romanian)


>Holly Herndon


>Blanck Mass


Books

Intro-tier would be mostly fiction, and higher tiers would include non-fiction.

>1984 - George Orwell


>Brave New World - Aldous Huxley


>Fight Club - Chuck Paluhniuk


>Anthem - Ayn Rand


>Atlas Shrugged - Ayn Rand


>Lord of the Flies - William Golding


>Jane Eyre - Charlotte Bronte


>The Handmaid's Tale - Margaret Atwood


>The Giver - Lois Lowry


>Gathering Blue - Lois Lowry


>Ender's Game - Orson Scott Card (Perhaps series?)


>Fehrenheit 451 - Ray Bradbury


>Dune - Frank Herbert (Series?)


Anime

>Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood


>Welcome to the NHK


>Ghost in the Shell (1996)


>Animatrix (?)


>Neon Genesis Evangelion


This is pretty general so far, so help me to refine by giving suggestions and questioning what I put here
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Did any of you catch the solar eclipse? Because if you didn't, you're gonna have to wait another seven years.
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Hello ubots, should I get takeaway tonight?

What are your favourite takeaway foods? Do you like to get chippies/fries with your orders? I like to think of them as a nice little extra I can get for being a good boy.
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Online Friends

How? I always see people saying things like 'I only have online friends', but I have never knowingly spoke to the same person twice, let alone befriend them. It especially bamboozles me how people can make friends in sites without identities, which encompasses most of the places I go.

Just to be clear, I'm not asking for friends here as I don't think I'm capable or worthy at the present time, but for when I am I want to know where to start.
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How long can you sit through this video I stumbled across?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HTKCtyD8kBY
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Hai guys. I wasn't sure which subreddit to start this topic in, sorry if I got it wrong. Yesterday, while I was sittiin on the toliet, I came up with an amazing theory. I hope you uboachanners like it! Desu! Basically, all of Yume Nikki, all of it, is about shitting your pants. Why does Madotsuki never leave her room? Many people have asked this question and I've got the answer. She's embarrassed after shitting her pants. Mado is a loli and kids at age are very sensitive to peer pressure. Mado shat her pants in class in front of everybody, that's why she never leaves her room. She's too embarrassed. Now, a second thing I noticed is that Mado never goes to the bathroom the whole game. She developed a complex where she is afraid that she will shit herself again. She doesn't trust herself enough to eat because she thinks that that will keep her from emptying her bowels again. If you can't eat, you can't shit. Not eating is painful though so she decided to end it all. She was too hungry. A lot of symbolism in the game supports this. Why else would the poop hair effect be in the game? It doesn't make sense! There's also the random restroom in Block World. Mado's deep sub-consciousness is telling her that she NEEDS to shit. It's like Karl Marx always said, from each according to their ability, to each according to their need. Mado can shit so she needs to shit as a HUMAN BEING. KyuuKyuu-kun is a piece of shit. What else could she be!? She's calling out to Mado from the staircase, reminding Mado of what she did. Notice how Madotsuki is always afraid of the toriningen getting close to her? She's afraid that they'll notice the shit in her pants. The toriningen represent Mado's more popular peers who isolated Madotsuki after her accident. What does shit mean, what does it signify? What deeper connection to the universe can be made from our human waste? The essays by the famous philosopher Michel de Montaigne teaches us that shit represents all of humanities embarrassments throughout history. The holocaust, 9/11, the Hindenburg disaster. Kikiyama must have read this book before the creation of Yume Nikki because she incorporates these themes into her magnum opus. Maybe she made Yume Nikki because she also shit herself? Mado's embarrassment is all of our embarrassment as a united species on this tiny, insignificant, blue planet we call Earth. We're all just a bunch of lost souls floating through space and we all don't want to shit our pants. Goodbye Madotsuki. Thank you for showing us the truth.
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Jordan Underneath Appreciation Thread

This guy used to do videogame reviews but now he's doing these interesting, surreal and morbidly fascinating skits with like puppets and shit.

For example: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bpTn-eH4omM

He has a similar taste to me and many others on this board (considering his love for Yume Nikki) so I figured people here know about him and like him.
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I wrote a review of Undertale a few years ago when it was still really popular, but I never had the guts or motivation to actually publish it. It's practically the first thing I've written for fun. Some words and sentences are a little repetitive and parts of it are admittedly nit picky. I would really appreciate it if some of you guys could look at it and give me your thoughts.
https://pastebin.com/EYsgEcQ2
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What happened to Amy S' thread about how art relates to Yume Nikki? It had this picture on it. Just curious.
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Take my hand

If I where to off myself, what is the best way to do it so nobody finds my body?
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Around the same time that I wrote my Undertale review, I also wrote a review on Touhou Project. I know that some people might hate me for this, but the review is somewhat negative. There might be some grammatical errors still, but I think that overall, it's better than the Undertale review. Please give me your thoughts.
https://pastebin.com/bMgwnLfJ
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I'm very new to this community – describe in 4 words?
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Guide to being socially acceptable on Uboachan

Hello anon! I assume you, like many of us, are 14 year old shitposters from Taiwan! You might be a bit confused, but here is my guide to sucessfully avoid the ban hammer and appear like a sucessful and interesting person on this board! Also included are some general tips for the Uboachan lifestyle. You cool yet, holmes? Aight hombre, time to start this guía:


Uboachan's best is composed of /t/, /neet/ and /ot/

You should listen to Linkin Park while playing .flow, it helps a lot with the atmosphere

Don't forget to help tumblr figure out YN/.flow/2kki/memetsuki by revealing the truth to them (Mado was raped/Sabi is a slut/Urotsuki has big tits and is a homofurry transhuman boy/memetsuki has a dark past)

Listen to BABYMETAL while studying Spanish, it will help your pronounciation tenfold!

Always have a folder full of Cory ready, you might just not know when it might be useful.

Getting PROJECT Yume Nikki merchandise results in some sick reputation around these roads.

Save up money or steal your parents credit card and buy a Toyota AE86 Sprinter Trueno and proceed to drift to impress all the hot girls at school.

Watch Lain and uncover all the secrets of the entire world.

Always ignore Kibbles' posts, as he is a filthy うぼあ-Madrid War veteran who tries to mess with all the new generations like you, and grow you into a cynical, full on dick shitting, teeth rotting cute G.I.R.L

By the way, here in /hikki/, if you tell us about how sad your life is, 100% guaranteed (this is almost like a law by now) there will be a jealous angsty bitch with an even MORE sadder life or batshit insane scenario.

Don't forget, your spirit is not lost, we will always be here to gently pat your ass cheeks when you sucessfuly shitpost with us.

If your mom hates you just say she doesn't understand your suffering and just talk about your dreams, ambitions, downfalls and fears.

Lastly, don't forget to sign up for our secret society!
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Sei, please kick whichever faggot keeps spamming the hikki board. The recent page is all fucked up.
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Audio Reading - The Book Of Revelation

http://amy-talks-all-day.blogspot.ca/2017/06/the-book-of-revelation.html
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/arg/ - Age Related General

Age Related General #01
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plz
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Can you guess her name?
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FAT PIG

Just look at this disgusting fat ugly whale would you go out looking like this, she is from Burbank and takes a shower once a week. Imagine all the cheese between her butt cheeks.
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Why haven't you ended it all yet? It's not that hard
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What's the first thing you ever loved more than yourself.
Something you value above your own life.
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I've noticed some very strange things in sound lately. I was at an Asian restaurant last week and the sound that came from the cash register sounded exactly like the menu1 sound effect from yn. In the first episode of Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares(the UK version) a song plays around the fifteen minute mark that has a sound in the background that sound suspiciously like something the eye ball world theme from yn.
https://youtu.be/OIkFT_vqYWc?t=906
https://youtu.be/1XRCUyEzhKE?list=RDrFlLnCrQ5qU
The episode aired in 2004 and the yn also came out in 2004. Also, the beginning of Eminem's Lose Yourself sound like Sky High.
https://youtu.be/_Yhyp-_hX2s
https://youtu.be/psd2d-MFSRk
Am I just going crazy or is there something to this?
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photography gif
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I'm awful.

I may or may not be slightly responsible for this thing's existence.

Sorry, everyone.
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Vaping

Any Vapers here?
What's your Hardware and liquid of choice?

I use pic related and prefer mostly fruity liquids, usually 12mg nicotine
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How do you feel about Enjoy Chojiro?
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Streaman A Strange Day: The Movie, come join the fun, madotsukis.

http://imperialterra.cow.no/
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What happen to Sushichan?
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Can anyone shit in the toilet while people are making noises / talking loudly?

I legit had to call my parents (i still live with them) so they could tell the neighbor to shut the fuck up so i could take a calm shit.

I was stuck there for 15 minutes yelling on top of my lungs so they could come to the bathroom, they thought i was joking.
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Sometimes, when I'm stressed out, I like to look at violent pictures. I want to see what's the worst people can come up with. Every post should try to one up the last. I'll start with something really tame.
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Game time ubuu, normal difficultly mode.

Name RPG Maker devs who finished a game.
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Did semi-/hikki/ or /n/ even play Yume Nikki?
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New users of uboachan, how did you find this place?

I was just really bored some random night in September 2016 and decided to go on tvtropes (don't blame me).
I randomly found Yume Nikki, played it, i thought it was too eerie for me and i felt like it was hurting my head and i dropped it. (probably because i was sick at the time)

I also found .flow via tvtropes soon after, installed it and looking at the main character design, the ruined look of her apartment, i decided that i would try and finish it.

After finishing it last month, i was looking up .flow on the internet and i found this lovely place.
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WHAT ARE YOU

>PLAYAN


>WATCHAN


>LISTENAN


>READAN


>EATAN


>DRINKAN


>FAPPAN


>FEELAN
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>germany  has never won a war
<israel has never lost a war
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Hello, /int/eresting people! You dont know me, but i need help. The fact is that I created my Anonym's imageboard. I need friends. Forgive me for the unexpected invasion. Now my board very small. The Internet is the only thing that makes me happy in this life. Life in my country is sad. Very sad. Angry people, dirty streets, high price and taxes - it's in the nature of things
. I just need friendship to make life better. I ask the admin not to delete it. If you agree to friendship, we can get links our sites in header/frameset/banners. I'll put the name under the spoiler so as not to disturb others. Sorry for my anglish. Maybe f-friends?
https://depreschan.ovh/int/
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4chan shutting down.

There has been a lot of talk recently about 4chan shutting down. If it happens do you think it will make ubuu more active? Do you think it will make ubuu more toxic?
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Is pinataisland.info dead?

I was going on pinataisland.info and I keep getting this 'parse error' text.
Could this mean pinataisland.info is dead? I could see that the site is alive from the frontend page, but not the main page.
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There's still no evidence of Kikiyama being related to Project Yume Nikki.
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guys wtf i just brainstormed for a while on weed and when playing Yume Nikki, i made up a cuhrayzee theory

.flow is actually…
…a alternate timeline of .hack

See, .flow = .hack, plus, it makes sense of all the sudden "the real world is not so real" moments near the ending and the Rust chapter in .flow

it's because Sabitsuki is stuck inside The World (or the flow in this case, because The World, by that point has already shut down) so her apartment isn't really "real".

the .flow (the "Rust" virus) itself has spread to Sabitsuki's body and induced heavy mood change and body modification

Since the .flow servers have gone down since Rust happened, what happened it that, Sabitsuki's mind has gone so deprived of reality that her virtual reality equipment (those "devices" near her PC) instead of logging to .flow, molds it into Sabitsuki's own mental well being, with other players crossing over into her own .flow version from time to time (Kaibutsu, AKA players that did not make a full connection, hence their deformed shape), but once Rust has fully taken over her, her game was locked to only herself.

The ending is Sabitsuki literally killing herself and her memories, so she "wakes up" to the real world.
R: 17 / I: 6
Hey uboachan have you checked your privilege yet?

http://www.checkmyprivilege.com

Share results
R: 13 / I: 1
What do you guys think about gametheory?
R: 42 / I: 16

Paranormal is normal.

Paranormal, religious texts, and philosophies are records/influences of humans with technology to live eternal life interacting with humans who were other than possessing technology to live eternal life.

People who didn't have technology to live eternal life have explained their experiences with humans who have technology to live eternal life as psi, parapsychology, paranormal, religion, and philosophy.

What I'm saying is texts of religions, histories, and philosophies are records or influenced of interactions with humans who had technology to live eternal life.
What I'm saying is humans have had technology to live eternal life since thousands of years earlier than now.

Videos below are proofs of technology to live eternal life:
https://youtu.be/nbJoHi9MS0Y
https://youtu.be/nEVTU4iHk94
https://youtu.be/ku52TW6Ghyk
R: 9 / I: 1
I'm pretty new here and would like to ask some long-time users a question. What are some of the stupidest things people have ever said on this site? What's just been the most interesting stuff to happen here(like the guy in pic, who's that?)
R: 20 / I: 8
Pet thread?


Share stories, or photos if you don't feel like writing.


All pets allowed. Even pet plants and virtual pets.
R: 7 / I: 3
I met on adult dating site (mofos.me) with a girl. After a while she admitted that she's a nymphomaniac. But the problem is that I'm a virgin and I'm afraid to screw it up. Can you recommend something? Her profile: mofos.me/heatherdee And sorry for my language.
R: 2 / I: 0
Hey Chii, where is the faggot?
R: 10 / I: 3
after googling who originated the vomitive shithole meme i got this 2nd page in google search

you guys are a lovely bunch
R: 9 / I: 20
Just fuck me
R: 259 / I: 133

Random Thoughts Vol. VIII

Previous one already reached bump limit.
Forced Anonymous edition.
Uboachan is great again!

Vol. III:
>>11487
Vol. IV:
>>11490
Vol. V:
>>12455
Vol. VI:
>>13918
Vol. VII:
>>15010
R: 50 / I: 20

YNFGs with the longest development time

So Uboachongs, what's the fangame with the longest development time you know?

As in, games that are not cancelled yet, but taking a long time to come out.
R: 0 / I: 0
Ray Bradbury is spinning in his grave.
https://www.nytimes.com/2017/02/23/books/review/chelsea-clinton-by-the-book.html?_r=0

Reading the coda of Fahrenheit 451 and then reading this is vomiting inducing. The whole book and coda are in objection to censorship in the name of making sure nobody feels bad which is exactly what dems are doing. Seeing one twisting Ray's book to fit their agenda is disgusting. She is either totally lacking in self awareness or is trying to trick people somehow.
R: 96 / I: 51

Game development: The Guide V 2.0

How to create a successful fangame with lots of fans and fame:

>It must be an exact copy of another game with recolored characters, material of other games and call them "Placeholders"

>Make the main character as damn SLOW as fucking possible, if anyone complains, say there is a speed effect and act as if he/she's ignorant of our culture
>Drug references are fashion
>Japanese names are fashion even if there is no context or don't fit
>If you're a westerner, your game must have a Japanese name (made with the help of Google Translate), bonus point if it doesn't make any sense to a native speaker.
>If you are Japanese, your game must have an English name that doesn't make sense to a native speaker at all. Also, you must get mad at the filthy western foreign pigs when they (politely) point this out to you and suggest a correct translation.
>the main character must end in -tsuki
>It must have a nexus with 10 HUGE worlds with nothing inside
>It must have phalic or pointless UFOs or thingies waddling around because it's 2deep4u
>Your game MUST have a balcony, NO EXCEPTIONS
>Shitty ass midi music, preferably mario paint tier
>If your character's in a room, this must not have windows
>It must not have dialogue or text or anything social, because being a plant is cool
>You must have a tumblr and DA with lots of shitty half assed artwork, and be hyper sociable, if you can, all the social networks with lots of conniving bootlickers to create more shitty art
>Do shareXshare, subXsub, re-blogXre-blog
>Be possitive, a good game maker always accepts shipping, pairings, and fanservice as cheap as possible
>Answer half of the messeges because you're a supahstar
>Make ask-blogs and roleplay with other ask-blogs
>If possible, pretend to be japanese
>You must have a very stupid (because it's deep) artist name
>Pretend to be shy and effeminate
>Extra points if your game ends in "Diary"
>Be a though guy anonymously in ubuu, accuse other game developers of doing what you do
>Don't be very active in ubuu, cool oldfags do that
>You must criticize EVERYTHING and try the other (only active) developers to feel as bad as possible
>Bad cliches such as a room with a light switch and a character which turns into something scary with the lights out
>'U cant leave this room cuz u hikiko dont remember? LOL'
>closed eyes
>a sign in clothes doing a bad pun with the name.
>A girl with no defined age as a protagonist (it is better if she seems loli-ish)
>If it is a boy make it look like a girl
>lot's of art and fake blog posts to generate an illusion of popularity
>non direct "look at me" attitude
>OMFG how dare you not like muh RTP compilation?!
>No I don't like your 0.00 because it's incomplete
>Releasing various games that are actually the same
>all the main characters must have the same feet
>you must make other authors drop their projects destroying their morals
>Create a fangame pretending to be someone else and include content from your main game/s to show everyone how important you are
>Release a version every month with minimal changes just to maintain the tags and Google bots active on you.
>Oh look, this project failed and everyone's insulting the author, I'll eat the corpse and write a blog post pointing the defects of his beta
>If your game is a complete failure and no one likes it, blame Uboachan for anything that barely makes sense and start drama here and there, traffic will flow.
>I am an experienced developer so I can give you wrong advice on purpose
>????
>Profit!
R: 9 / I: 1
So, i just decided to search "yume nikki" on eBay, and i found this lovely thing.
It was literally the 3rd search result.

>russian federation

>my little pony
>OC
R: 7 / I: 3
I abandoned the vomitive shithole uboachan is quite some time ago and I'm not going back there now, don't ever associate me with these "people" if they could even be called that
R: 1 / I: 0
I had no idea koronba was a thing outside of the YN community.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d_T1StgldnM
R: 24 / I: 18
Post yfw president Trump
I'd be Rei btw.
R: 6 / I: 1

6 Songs

Link me some songs

one of happiness
one of sadness
and one of madness

in addition
for extra credit

one song sweet
one song sour
And one song that would burn your mouth
R: 2 / I: 1
Yume Nikki reminds me of this one murderer from awhile back called nevada-tan. In case you don't know about it, basically a little girl who was super edgy before it was cool killed her glasses wearing best friend in 2004. She slit the girl's wrists and throat. I learned about both yn and the murder around the same time and both involve a knife-wielding, shut-in little girl. Some political guy called it a manly crime. Man, I really miss the early 2000s.
R: 4 / I: 2
What do you plan on doing if the Donald gets assassinated tomorrow?
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Well /ot/ let's start something. How did you find Uboachan? It's quite noticeable that we got a bunch of new users, and it may be interesting.
Please note I'm not asking "since when" I'm asking "how"
I guess I could start, I found it by simply browsing imageboards, certain fa-someone posted a link on /g/ before and it caught my curiosity.
Have a nice day.
R: 24 / I: 9

Dont tell me to fix myself because thats too late i just want her name

Im a neet,khv,and im also friendless even on the internet lol. Im also a loser and im pretty much contented with that but something happened. Usually im alone but this time i got forced on a vacation with my family in the end i agreed to go there. Upon the arrival on the beach resort i saw a pack of stacy's the rich girl types(im3rdworld) i brushed it off and i didnt even bothered too stare like what the others did. My family arrived at our room and shockingly those succubis stayed next door. I cant fend them off now …. i started to look at them. I noticed they seem to act rich (bitches as usual ) and im smart enough to know these hoes came from a wealthy backround . I assume they are cousins and sisters or maybe bestfriends but not probably as they seem to be not that close. Their aunt brought them. All of them are atleast 7/10. One is 9/10 about my age too bretty young. So the point is im fucking obsessing over her/them and fuck i just realized im a total creep. I know im garbage and i dont buy the bullshit of selfimprovement since im a 3/10 at best . Im being optimistic(lyingtomyself) and guessing she might have some personality because from my observation she never attended the normalfag garbage parties that happened that day on the resort. Although she is a female she might be less of a bitch because she was nice on the room service cleaning staff and its not pretentious nice shes just unjudging but shes a woman so this might be a lie as i said im being optimistic. She also slept early which is surprising for a stacey and she was not hunting for dicks at night although she just realized the place is 2boring4her or the guys are average at best. Ofcourse as a neet and an outcast i know enough to not talk to her and ask her name as the risk are high even if she seems decent although women cant be decent . Im fucking obsessing is this love?because you cant love a stranger.This is the first time i liked a girl and i never had crushes since most girls i see are indecent and she is quite mannered. I asked some psychiatrist(google) and it said that my life is so empty im trying to fill the void subconsciously by obsessing over her. Im even thinking of going back there and post as an private investigator and see the tourist logbook names. I want to know her name now so i could quit obsessing and move on fuck im such a creep and a loser i know there is no chance for us yet im still being obsessed its like im getting crazy. Any of you can help me knowing her name? Is my plan posing as a P.I Good? Any similar experience? Im sorry for being crazy. I cant be interested in other females anymore because i know she is the .1% of beauty

Pic related in my opinion seemed like the average girl now that ive seen her
R: 68 / I: 32
Princess maker 2 is really addictive. You can become satan, a general, an artist, a divorcee, ect. Really shows the value of education. Pretty good. Also there's rape. It's criminally underrated. The marketability isn't too high which is a shame and western sensibilities definitely don't fit with it.
R: 4 / I: 0
You are on an imageboard on Christmas Eve.

Do you: A) Shut off the computer
B) Funpost for the whole day
C) Do the hokey-pokey
R: 6 / I: 5
I've been lurking for a while now.
Can someone explain the legendary spanish forums saga for me?
From what i seen in my lurks some spanish YN forums started a brigade after ubuu for no fucking reason.
R: 3 / I: 3
<le orange text
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MERRY CHRISTMAS UBUU!
You are not alone anon, we are here.
R: 5 / I: 2

Age

I don't remember if we've had this thread before, but how old are you and how old do you think the average member is?

Strawpoll related:
http://www.strawpoll.me/11946646
R: 74 / I: 245

Random Pictures

Post random images you like. Photography, art, or anything else that you find appealing or enjoy looking at.
R: 1 / I: 0

Tox Chat

https://tox.chat/
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R: 4 / I: 1

Sources to learn moon runes?

ubuu, please save my friend, (read: me) his inner weeb wants to learn japanese.

ok screw that weeb shit, is there like any reliable source for learning moonrunes out there in the web?
I already speak 2 languages (my native language and English) fluently so i figured i could add japanese to the list.
R: 2 / I: 0

Animation projects

Would anyone like to make a yume nikki inspired animation?
R: 34 / I: 18

Other chans?

The only chans i go on are slow.
I need something new to feed my internet addiction.
what im looking for is a chan with general theme is filled with depressed losers that isnt slow to and does not eat itself up as these things usualy go and isnt filled with circlejerking faggots.
I know im asking a bit much here but cant hurt to.

Also feel free to share any chans you like here.
R: 12 / I: 2
Are forums/message boards dead?

For the past few years imageboards have been my main source of online interaction and discussion, but lately I've become bored of chans and have been fondly remembering the days when forums reigned supreme.

I know there are still many large forums out there, but what I miss are the smaller forums where there was a sense of community and you could have small talk and make friends with similarly minded people. The large forums that are still popular are just too impersonal and subject oriented to give the same experience.

So, are they dead, and if not, where are they?
R: 1 / I: 0
Just rockin out
R: 8 / I: 3

Documentaries you like

So I've been watching a bunch of documentaries lately and was wondering what documentaries you anons have watched and liked. This blog has been my favorite for finding docus so far: http://ponury.tumblr.com/
R: 3 / I: 0
Hey guys. I was wondering if someone could help me out, and I figured you guys might have some info.

I remember from a few years back seeing a thread on /x/ I think on 4chan about a japanese hikikomori girl livestreaming 24/7 in her apartment. I don't remember ever seeing her leave her apartment, talk to the camera, or act as if she was being filmed in any way.

She usually just layed around in a pile of blankets or browsed her computer. Does anyone know what I'm talking about? I doubt someone will, but I just remembered it for the first time in years and realized how surreal and similar to Yume Nikki it was. I wish I had further info.

Thanks.
R: 6 / I: 3
Happy frightening day everyone!
R: 7 / I: 3

Scary Story

Uboachan, I'm looking for a scary story
and I don't just mean your standard ghost story, I mean something truly horrifying.

Something existential

What is it you fear the most, more than anything?
Are you afraid of death?
Do you have some sort of horrifying concept you wish to share with us, such as say… a mirror that shows a reflection of your greatest failure and how your life could've been different.

give me something bone chilling
give me what really keeps you awake at night
R: 0 / I: 0

Little Toe

Happy Little Toe says hello :)

http://amytalksyourheadoff.blogspot.com/2016/10/my-toe.html

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What are you doing today, anon?
OP is studying for a test and transcribing some music sheets in-between to avoid going mad because of stress.
R: 2 / I: 1

huyuuu

y'all alive??
R: 4 / I: 5
Can we have a movie recommendation thread? Anything goes, from animated to live action, from romance to hippy surrealism, from the oldest piece of shit to the newest cheesy CGI bullshit. Just warn people about these things, and try to provide a small text about why you liked it (if possible). Bonus if it isn't mainstream/it's rather obscure and/or forgotten old classicals.

>Original title:

かぐや姫物語 [Kaguya Hime Monogatari]
>English Title:
The Tale of the Princess Kaguya
>Director:
Takahata, Isao (Yes, that sado fuck), Studio Ghibli.

A movie based in, unsurprisingly, Taketori Monogatari, or known as The Tale of The Bamboo Cutter. If you played touhou, yes, it's the same Kaguya, but without danmaku. It's actually interesting to note that not many people (i.e. touhoufags) actually know the story behind Kaguya, and that those pieces of shit barely understand the plot behind Eiyashou.

The traditional animation style is really nice, and I liked how Takahata-sensei decided to make the story more dramatic than the original, focusing in the bittersweet despair that a written destiny can't be changed no matter how hard you try is. It's also really nice because it illustrates (to a certain degree) the life in Japan in the Heian period, with mixes rather smoothly with the colors and the overall feeling of the animation. Guaranteed weeboo and non-weeb satisfaction at a well-told story with peaks of joy and sadness.

>Original Title:

人間の条件 [Ningen no Jouken]
>English Title:
The Human Condition
>Director:
Kobayashi, Masaki.

A movie based in the novel of the same name, written by Gomikawa Junpei. The story narrates the experience of a Japanese hippie socialist in WWII. It's actually a trilogy, considered one of the best classicals produced by Japan.
Each movie happens in different places, but all follow the protagonist, Kaji. In the first movie, he's in charge of a camp full of chinks and chonks. Since he's a hippy, he wants to improve their lifestyles, but he's faced with Dai Nippon's hard hand. In the second, he's sent to the front lines to shoot reds off. In the third, the war already ended and it narrates his tries to travel back to Japan, but he has to face the red's army again plus the civil militia that the chinks made when the war ended through it.
All sarcasm aside though, it's really a solid movie with a really intrincated plot. I like it a lot because the protagonist is constantly faced against the harsh reality that a world with socialism is only an ideal that will never be reached. It's also manages to illustrate WWI really well, and the whole state in Manchuria during it. Lots of backstabbing and cuntness.
Really, one of my favorite movies.

I'll post most later when I remember what I like and dislike.
R: 18 / I: 13
What will answers be, if I ask you one question constantly?
R: 178 / I: 28

Moog is Amusing

http://pastebin.com/vKr2C1SF


21:30NaaaAAAnai'm on my teaching training college
21:30Moog: (
21:30Moogi'm lazy
21:30NaaaAAAnayo, moog
21:30MoogNaaaAAAna lets fuck
21:30WriterI hate kidney beans
21:31WriterWait moog what
21:31Moogwait
21:31NaaaAAAnawhat the fuck, moog
21:31POPkunWOW MOOG HOW INAPPROPIATE
21:31Moogyeah what the hell of it
21:31MoogPOPkun wow
21:31POPkunwow
21:31NaaaAAAnawow
21:31WriterPlease excuse my son's vulgarity
21:31NaaaAAAnamoog, i'm married, i can't fuck with you
21:31Moogi'm saving you
21:31NaaaAAAnaD:< NO!
21:31POPkuncasual sex with moog and nanaaaaaa
21:31Moogcasual
21:31NaaaAAAnaand, it's ok, raita-san
21:32NaaaAAAna):< i won't have sex with you, moog
21:32Mooghave sex
21:32NaaaAAAnano
21:32WriterMoog no
21:32Moogno
21:32WriterMoog tends to rape people though
21:32Moogof rape
21:32WriterIt's very impolite
R: 14 / I: 4
Look at this edgy little shit.

PS: His hairline looks like a boomerang.

~maidnaut
R: 1 / I: 0

first impression

I had an interesting thought Ubuu
tell me a story of the time you met someone who made a horrible first impression but turned out to actually be a very decent human being, someone you completely misjudged


There was once someone I met in a small gaming community, a core member of the community, he announced his presence by yelling at the top of his lungs "PENIS PENIS PENIS" into his mic the moment he joined the channel. He was never for a moment serious unless it was about working out at which point he could become professor creatine and give you a half hour lecture. He came off as kind of an obnoxious douche.

Now, one time I caused one of the game servers to crash (it wasn't really my fault but still) and apparently a lot of the community was pretty upset with me, while I wasn't around, behind my back, and he actually defended me. Apparently he does this sort of thing all the time, he keeps the community from tearing itself apart. There were even other times he spoke highly of me and my capabilities in that game. The things he says may be a bit obnoxious but they're more like his catchphrases once you've known him for long enough, I guess I completely misjudged him.
R: 3 / I: 1
i couldnt connect to the site for most of this morning and i was ready for the sweet embrace of death

dont leave me, friends
R: 2 / I: 2
Toe hoes in heat.
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Hi, I'm sure this is dumb but I'm curious as a growing artist largely/mostly entirely influenced by anime/manga, where does the art of weebs or people like me fit in, in the greater world of art? I mean to ask, what would the art be accepted or seen as? would it be accepted in that realm if they were to experiment in small animation experiments, and if not what would it be seen as? what if the artist wanted it to be seen in that way, would it be dumb of them for wanting that? would they be respected? i'm asking mostly about weird, smaller weebish artists rather than bigger animation studios that show clear influence, more about people that are immersed in at least some part of the culture.
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Time fo' one of these threads.
Posting template, too
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How do you deal with things that are too much to handle? Whenever things get stressful at work, I enjoy making myself feel like an entity staring through my own eyes and imagine that nothing matters because I am not me, I am just watching what is going on around me.
R: 0 / I: 0
https://www.tribalwars.net/register.php?ref_code=EN4LSCNP&ref=player_invite_linkrl

World has recently opened with a 60 member tribe limit. Looking for tribemates and allies.
R: 3 / I: 2
Any other Ancoms here?
R: 3 / I: 1
Goodbye torrentz.eu. You shall be missed.
R: 19 / I: 7
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uboachan haiku ceremony

this thread is the annual ubuu haiku ceremony; in which you must write haiku.


swan dives as I do
soon I am no longer here
there are no more dreams
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Why does the Yume Nikki fanbase seem so angry?

I may not be the best at explaining things but god damn, I'll still go with it.

Just look around the website, read the posts, pay attention to what people say and how most people interact with each other.

Why the hell is the Yume Nikki fanbase so pissed off in general? I'm looking for a hardcore Yume Nikki fanbase to join and this place seemed idealistic until I saw how repulsive the atmopshere on this site was.

Seriously, what kind of impression do you think you guys give off? Sure, being a troll / asshole / jerk is funny but after a while it gets stale.
R: 5 / I: 2

RPGMaker 2000/2003 games

What are some good RPGMaker 2000/3 games? I've played OFF and Yume Nikki.
R: 4 / I: 2

If a newfag asked you why we don't discuss Yume Nikki what would you tell them?

Anybody who has been on Ubuu for any amount of time more then two minutes knows we rarely discuss Yume Nikki. It may sound like a strange topic, but what would you tell a newfag if they asked you this question.
R: 24 / I: 9

Quotes

Post random quotes you like.
Doesn't matter where it's from or if you know who originally said it. I'll start:

"People are always creeping towards death. so don't you think that we should celebrate our life as much as we can? But no matter what they do, the fact that they'll eventually die doesn't change. In the end, everyone dies…just like machines and other things. But they struggle through their lives. What would they be fine with leaving behind? The proof that they were here? But why would anyone want to leave behind that sort of thing? Isn't that just for self-satisfaction?"

Something interesting to note is this was said by an android.
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Don't bother with the hikki server. They ban you if you have differing opinions and are general apologists with cucked minds.
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So the wait is finally over, got my marks back for school and I failed both of my exams. I can't afford to take another year off for upgrading and there's no way I'm going back to that stressful fucking job. It's been a nice two years being all giddy and positive about my future but in reality everything was futile. I'm coming home a couple days early from my vacation so I'm planning on just renting out a hotel for the night and doing a detergent suicide. I didn't really want to risk getting anyone else involved but at this point I just don't really care.
R: 74 / I: 28

???

I'm Wataru, and please, do not say that I'm fake.
R: 18 / I: 11
Okay I need to be smarter for real

Uboachan how do I be smarter?
R: 3 / I: 0
First day of vacation 10 hours away from my home city and I already want to go home
These next two weeks are going to be torture
R: 271 / I: 135

Random Thoughts Vol. VII

Previous one already reached bump limit.
Vol. III:
>>11487
Vol. IV:
>>11490
Vol. V:
>>12455
Vol. VI
>>13918
R: 12 / I: 2

Looking for friends

So recently I realised I should meet some people from other countries.
I an willing to talk to anyone over kik,yeah yeah I know "kik is for weirdos,pervs" but I am not one of those people. If some people agree on talking I would post my kik username. Boy,girl,trans whatever goes. Just looking for a convo.

+No nudes
Hope we can become good friends.

P.S. I dont think i'll share any pics,but maybe after some time. And I won't lie it would be cooler to talk with opposite gender,cause I know small amount of stuff about other people.
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It's that time again, ubuu.
R: 1 / I: 1

A world without suffering

Do you think a world without suffering would be a good thing?

Does happiness even mean anything if there is no suffering to contrast it?

Do accomplishments even mean anything if you don't suffer for them?

Would we even accomplish anything if suffering did not drive us to doing so?

I guess this picture is kind of related of all the random stuff I had
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So, I've spent a good bunch of the past years dwelling into imageboards for about 12 hours per day. I've put so much of my free time and interest on them that it just became a default thing for me, even when I wasn't actively checking any specific boards. But lately I've been finding it hard to feel interested on the sites I was part of, or even those new sites like 8chan on its time with the promise of "Freedom".

Even now I still feel it very difficult to check this or other small places like lain or neo-sushi, or even to look up for new ones. It's a mixture of things. For example, here on ubuu the userbase is too different to what it used to be. The content isn't as interesting as it was just 4 years ago. Even though I'm constantly trying to input things I consider interesting and commment as much as possible on potentially interesting threads. But when I look at the new content generated now, I don't get surprised about people leaving and even I sometimes do wonder why I keep coming. I can't put exactly my finger on what we're lacking (aside from a greater/more actice userbase), but something is really amiss here. And it isn't just happening in ubuu. Many other sites such as sushichan are also discussing the topic of "The decaying of chans". (There's also the fact that ubuu is now 100% shitposting, but we can leave that for another thread.)
The fact we had 8ch and /co/ refugees is just another proof of this.

Imageboards changed drastically over the past 6 years. There are many factors and many variables to blame, but this is a fact and actually kind of obvious; transition is just a byproduct of the flowing of time. However, normally (and specially when there are so many communities fighting for the same goal), one would expect things to improve one way or another. Maybe a new chan will rise, maybe some of the existing chans will improve and become great again. But I don't see this happening, at least for a good while.

For this very reason I started to become more and more passive. Now I only lurk on places where I used to post actively. When I go to the frontpage/catalog/fresh post section, all I see either disgusts me or I find it utterly uninteresting. And it makes me feel anxious. After lurking the same kind of places for so many years, I've grown attached to sites that barely receive any input now, and when they do, it's no good. The sensation it gives me feels like knowing someone really dear to you is in danger and all you receive as an answer from the phone when you try calling is "This number is out of service". No matter what I wish for, I can't really do anything to achieve it.

I thought that going back to Krautchan and 2chan for a while would help me with my craving, and even though I enjoy the content more than that of other places, I still feel some kind of void that can't be filled. I've also considered quitting imageboards altogether, but it hasn't worked. It's so naturalized in me at this point that I usually and without thinking find myself in their frontpage feeling a noose in my guts. And even if I tried, I don't really check any other sites.
That's why I've immersed myself even more in mahjong, manga, visual novels and eroge to cope. They're truly good for escapism, but somehow I'm feeling I'm losing the little ability I had to relate to people. Something that could only happen in imageboards. It makes me feel empty. I really enjoyed talking with anons and hearing their thoughts out. But now the freshness those sites used to give me is gradually abandoning me, like water overflowing from my hands that can't be replenished anymore.
I've also thought of giving in to all of it… to just let myself wither in the darkness of my room, blast some music while looking at the ceiling and forget about everything. It's too tempting. I don't really have much things I care for, I have a pretty boring life with small hobbies that make for it. But the shitty part is that imageboards were one of the biggest interests in my life. They pierced deep into my very core, and I feel quitting would equal to taking them out and making me bleed to death.

I'm tired ubuu. I'm too tired. I just wanted a place to escape. But now I'm looking for a place to escape from it. Isn't it beautifully ironic?
We're living in truly dark ages… how are you coping with it? What places are you using as an escape from this dull reality now that imageboards are going down the shithole? What are your thoughts?

Also please, try to keep it civil and shitpost-clean in this thread. It'd also good to say it's a discussion about imageaboards in general, not for plain moderation scapegoating. Go to >>>/sugg/ for that.
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OMG ubuu why are you so dead?

Wake up ubuu stop being dead!!!
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How to fit in?

Hi, I do not fit into ANY social group.

I cannot manage to find any groups for myself online with people similar to me.

The only individual similar to me that I tried to make friends with denied me.

I try to make an active community for people like myself, but it's a rarity so I'm even more discouraged.

- How do you find a group of people you belong with?
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>Internet speed is so slow that I can only get a few seconds of video on jewtube before buffering
>Turn on VPN
>Can play videos with no stops at 480p
>tfw Time Warner is choking my internet traffic
R: 15 / I: 4

Horror Game dev: The Guide

So Uboachan, just as we made the YNFG development guide >>>/ot/12668 ITT we will share tips for horror games.
Because, as we all know, RPG Maker can only produce horror games, right?

Here's a template, I used it to predict horror games in general, but you can use it for your game:

>little girl lost in haunted mansion/graveyard/whatever

>Collect keys
>Open doors
>Repeat
>Suddenly there is a reason for the pointless things you were doing
>Moral choices
>More doors
>Good/True ending
>Bad ending
>People will like it because it's japanese/wapanese

Some old suggestions are still useful, for example:

>If it is a boy make it look like a girl
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Post your room!

>Has this been done before?

Move it to somewhere else if /ot/ is not the right place.
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How to stop saving images and begin living ?

I have over 9000/
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206

So, what does it say on page 206 of the nearest book to you?
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What's uboachan think?

As possible soon to be infernet refugee it looks to be that me and my ilk may be out of a home soon, time to test the waters. Uboachan what's your reaction to these pictures?
R: 5 / I: 3

I hate when people post useless threads

You know what I hate? When people post useless threads.
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Doubles thread.
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post sei memes ehre
R: 22 / I: 9

Zen Game

What's your zen game?
What do you play just to relax when you don't feel like doing anything else?
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Wanna play eu4? Want new freinds? Join this discorD please. We have good people like Deusgoro and Mikenopa….. PLease join for good times and gooder times, yes? https://discord.gg/0uTFsQ55jVUKwqwl
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I feel like shit, /ot/. I saw it coming, but my best friend has recently blocked and removed me on every service that I have him added. I'm not going to elaborate on the story, because it's still pretty painful, but I'd like some game recs to take my mind off it. Toaster or emulated games, preferably. Also might draw something for you guys, if your request is interesting enough.
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Random Thoughts Vol. VI

It never ends.
Previous vol.'s:
Vol. III:
>>11487
Vol. IV:
>>11490
Vol. V:
>>12455
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Dealing with depression

So I'm pretty much at the stop of my station at this point, so as a last resort I wanted to ask my fellow anons what to do when dealing withe depression and suicidal thoughts. And before you ask, I can't go to anyone with it, my fucking brain wont let me talk with other real human beans about it. Only person I've managed to say a bit to is my sister, but she's pretty much in the blind.
>tl;dr: Tips on dealing with depression alone