Chats & Communities Thread 3 - Son of Chats & Communities ThreadIt's back, but this time on /ot/ instead of /hikki/. I don't really know why it was on /hikki/ in the first place. Please welcome our new, site-wide Chats & Communities Thread.
Random Thoughts Vol. IXThe other thread has been in auto-sage for some time now, so it was about time someone made a new one.
全ての所為です。So let's continue with Subetenosei's bull
QuotesPost random quotes you like.
日本語スレHow is your japanese going? Still suffering with kanji grinding? Dealing with grammar rules? Just starting out?
personality test to end all personality testsRecently, I took the Enneagram test. I'm either a type 8, type 4, or type 6. Also either a 8w7 or 8w9. This doesn't surprise me much since it fits my experience with every other personality test. I don't neatly fit into one category and the way I act and think dramatically shifts depending on the circumstances. Frankly, I think Meyer-Briggs is obsolete bullshit unsubstantiated by modern reseach. People who take it too seriously come off as pretentious and simple-minded to me and on forums it's like they actively try to fit the stereotype. I think it appeals to people who don't have anything real going for them. The missing piece is taking into account how people's personalities naturally shift. The brain is remarkably complex, but what we perceive as personality is basically an illusion.
Inept HackingLol, sometimes I see some funny shit in our security logs. Guess what dipshit, Rozen hasn't had an account on an uboachan server since 2011 and the admin account on a Linux box is never called admin. Logs posted for chuckles.
The Next DecadeRealistically, where do you see the world ten years from now? What events will define the 2020's? Will the cultural shift be as intense as 2009 to 2019? From another perspective, where do you see yourself 10 years from now? Do you feel that your lifestyle or standard of living may change?
NightI'm almost 30 and work an 8 to 5 job from Monday to Friday. Every night before I sleep I keep hoping that I never wake up. I have little attachments to this world. I'm just ranting since this is the /ot/ board. I used to post here before as a neet, now I'm posting as someone with responsibilities in society.
Doomed and tiredI can’t stand any more how much my social anxiety keeps blocking me away from what I want to do. I feel like each day I’m going crazier from the weariness and frustration it causes me. And I feel like my life is getting closer and closer to a situation where it is essential for my survival to be able to overcome this, at least enough to not end up starving on the streets.
sam hyde here, internet's busiest music nerdIn the past I have been diagnosed with general anxiety disorder and more specifically social anxiety disorder.
The State of Image BoardsI've noticed a very disturbing trend going on online. There seems to be a split where everywhere you go it's either a shitpost hellscape where everybody constantly bitches about Jews 24/7, or a hyper safe space full overly sensitive communists and tumblrinas. The vitriol is just so insufferable. I'm Jewish and i'm definitely not swimming in money, nor are my relatives, but I have to sit and read about how Jews are destroying the world and cause every problem in pretty much any place I go. It doesn't even make sense. Would lobbying be okay if only white people did it? Nobody acknowledges that Jews are just as much brainwashed as everybody else by modern political correctness and liberalism. Nope, Jews just want to take over the world and use everybody else as slaves. The Talmud says so and Harvey Weinstein types definitely have a copy of the Talmud on their night stand. That's why so many powerful positions of power are Jews. It's all a zionist conspiracy. Also they're actually marxists which is why they like business and banking so much. If that's the case, where's my cut? It's like stormfront is slowly leaking everywhere else. You can't even escape it on music boards. Nobody talks about music there, it's all just /pol/shit.
Humans and Roosters, Roosters and HumansHave you ever wondered of rooster onomatopoeia? Because the English version of rooster crow is so utterly fake! Just compare the audio of crowing rooster https://freesound.org/people/Sclolex/sounds/324210/ and the "cock-a-doodle-doo". Neither English "cock-a-doodle-doo", nor German 'kikeriki' or Russian /kukarʲe'ku:/ manages to achieve the faintest semblance of rooster crow. The only language I've found that does at least the rhythm(prosody?) right is Turkish: ü-ürü-üüü /yʔyryʔyː/.
Discord ProblemsAnyone know what to do about not being able to get into the Discord chat? I am new, and I'm sorry if that's why, but every time I use the "!join" command, It won't go through. Anyways, thanks in advance!
How does weather affect your mood?My mood depends a lot on the the weather, time of day and season.
stee/stiWhat happened to 4chon? Can you post its old /new/ banners?
Human NatureHow much do you think people are tied down by their nature and what do you think it is? To me, human nature can be boiled down to a few thing: prioritizing self-interest, duplicitous, self-justification, craving validation, pushing others down to uplift themself at every opportunity and taking the path of least resistance
Thought ExperimentsThis is a thread for posting all the weird experiments that you think of. Here's one that I've been thinking about. A child(6-9) with few preconceived notions is given two pigs (that look similar) to raise. One as a pet, and the other as food. The way they are raised is different. The pet is kept healthy and lean while the food is fattened up. The pet has a collar with a p on it, and the food has a collar with an s on it(this part is just an arbitrary way to distinguish them from the start so it could be anything). After the pigs are fully matured, the child watches the pig raised for food be slaughtered and then eats it. What do you think their general impression of pigs would be after? (I know it's a bit messed up, but it's just pretend).
Minecraft Lost Cities ModI set up a Minecraft Lost Cities modded server to play around with. Take a look. It's a mapgen mod, so the world is an auto-generated abandoned city in all directions. If there is enough interest for me to find donors, I will add some more features and plugin support. Currently it is otherwise vanilla, with 12 player slots.
Small and not so small things you'd like to changeDo you have anything you'd like/are planning to change?
ITT: stupid shit you spent way too much time on for no reasoni’m guilty of this heavily, so i’ll just use one example.
Sleeping DisordersAnyone else have a sleeping disorder?
Public service announcementas an example on how things never play out the way they do in the movies, here's the ending to the original 1964 Willy Wonka as is followed by how it would play out in real life
SNES classicThe SNES classic launches tomorrow, who here is looking forward to it, what games are you planning to play first? I'll be camping outside Best Buy the following morning, if you happen to be going to the same store as me maybe we can talk to pass the time before the store opens, I'm going to the Best Buy in Santa Rosa California, hope to see you there.
Values are importantHi uboachan!
Media Compilation ProjectCrossposting from Lainchan (https://lainchan.org/r/res/3260.html#3260). I've been wanting to compile a large variety of "eye-opening" media, and then to organize it by increasing gradation.
Online FriendsHow? I always see people saying things like 'I only have online friends', but I have never knowingly spoke to the same person twice, let alone befriend them. It especially bamboozles me how people can make friends in sites without identities, which encompasses most of the places I go.
Jordan Underneath Appreciation ThreadThis guy used to do videogame reviews but now he's doing these interesting, surreal and morbidly fascinating skits with like puppets and shit.
Guide to being socially acceptable on UboachanHello anon! I assume you, like many of us, are 14 year old shitposters from Taiwan! You might be a bit confused, but here is my guide to sucessfully avoid the ban hammer and appear like a sucessful and interesting person on this board! Also included are some general tips for the Uboachan lifestyle. You cool yet, holmes? Aight hombre, time to start this guía:
/cyb/erpunk generalNosebleed Edition
New users of uboachan, how did you find this place?I was just really bored some random night in September 2016 and decided to go on tvtropes (don't blame me).
Paranormal is normal.Paranormal, religious texts, and philosophies are records/influences of humans with technology to live eternal life interacting with humans who were other than possessing technology to live eternal life.
Game development: The Guide V 2.0How to create a successful fangame with lots of fans and fame:
Dont tell me to fix myself because thats too late i just want her nameIm a neet,khv,and im also friendless even on the internet lol. Im also a loser and im pretty much contented with that but something happened. Usually im alone but this time i got forced on a vacation with my family in the end i agreed to go there. Upon the arrival on the beach resort i saw a pack of stacy's the rich girl types(im3rdworld) i brushed it off and i didnt even bothered too stare like what the others did. My family arrived at our room and shockingly those succubis stayed next door. I cant fend them off now …. i started to look at them. I noticed they seem to act rich (bitches as usual ) and im smart enough to know these hoes came from a wealthy backround . I assume they are cousins and sisters or maybe bestfriends but not probably as they seem to be not that close. Their aunt brought them. All of them are atleast 7/10. One is 9/10 about my age too bretty young. So the point is im fucking obsessing over her/them and fuck i just realized im a total creep. I know im garbage and i dont buy the bullshit of selfimprovement since im a 3/10 at best . Im being optimistic(lyingtomyself) and guessing she might have some personality because from my observation she never attended the normalfag garbage parties that happened that day on the resort. Although she is a female she might be less of a bitch because she was nice on the room service cleaning staff and its not pretentious nice shes just unjudging but shes a woman so this might be a lie as i said im being optimistic. She also slept early which is surprising for a stacey and she was not hunting for dicks at night although she just realized the place is 2boring4her or the guys are average at best. Ofcourse as a neet and an outcast i know enough to not talk to her and ask her name as the risk are high even if she seems decent although women cant be decent . Im fucking obsessing is this love?because you cant love a stranger.This is the first time i liked a girl and i never had crushes since most girls i see are indecent and she is quite mannered. I asked some psychiatrist(google) and it said that my life is so empty im trying to fill the void subconsciously by obsessing over her. Im even thinking of going back there and post as an private investigator and see the tourist logbook names. I want to know her name now so i could quit obsessing and move on fuck im such a creep and a loser i know there is no chance for us yet im still being obsessed its like im getting crazy. Any of you can help me knowing her name? Is my plan posing as a P.I Good? Any similar experience? Im sorry for being crazy. I cant be interested in other females anymore because i know she is the .1% of beauty
AgeI don't remember if we've had this thread before, but how old are you and how old do you think the average member is?
Sources to learn moon runes?ubuu, please save my friend, (read: me) his inner weeb wants to learn japanese.
Other chans?The only chans i go on are slow.
Documentaries you likeSo I've been watching a bunch of documentaries lately and was wondering what documentaries you anons have watched and liked. This blog has been my favorite for finding docus so far: http://ponury.tumblr.com/
Scary StoryUboachan, I'm looking for a scary story
Little ToeHappy Little Toe says hello :)