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Serve truth and justice: Address these matters NOW.
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Bump When High

Hey brosephs and sexy girls

You ready to party?

Bump while high thread
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Press ctrl+V. Whatever prints is what you post.

>EAT YOUR own ass

Ok then.
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Why haven't you ended it all yet? It's not that hard
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Chess Puzzles (simple)

Black to play
D Malla vs W Kobese
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Weekend is here! It's Friday Night!









Swedish meatballs


Sunkist Zero


Re-organizing my room
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Does anyone know what happened to desuchan? It's been down for half a month
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the voice is telling me to get a combat knife? i think it has some ulterior motives… should i do it…
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Forums and other sites

What cool websites do you guys use? Anything hobby related?
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do you ever find yourself getting depressed over the state of things? for other people.
i know it's silly to get sad over, only because i can't do anything about it, but whenever i realize there's a kid out suffering or someone that lost a friend–by death or just by a one-sided lack of interest–or people getting abused or going hungry or homeless i just honestly get depressed. i hate that the world is so fucked up, like all the time
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what happened to the discord link? :(
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you will not post about tea! you will not post about wanting to fuck characters from omori.
just let the site stay stagnant ammirite.
bunch of crybabies, what is this wizchan? no fun police everywhere?
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tostuje na martwym
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yarer, vai ytoma no9c uvu cu[
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Ever heard of the band Thousand Foot Crutch?

They're totally sick
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hey guys, rozen here. long time no post! saw uboachan mentioned on another imageboard and thought i'd check in. hope you're all well
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Too hot or too cold?

You decide!
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Modern cartoons are actually kinda good

I know some guys are so stricken with dem rose tinted goggles nowadays, and I've got my own old sucker-shows, but I recently found out some modern toons have actually gotten really good as of late, post-Gravity Falls at least.

The Owl House, Amphibia, Invincible, Big City Greens to name a few

One con is that they can never get like more than 3 seasons thanks to networks coz they ain't "consistently marketable". And you won't like 15% of TOH if you can't handle representation. It's not really in-your-face buzzwords though. (Unlike Q-Force. Fuck Q-Force.)

You can get most of them free and high-quality on Vimeo or Dailymotion. yarharfiddledeedee
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ふくやマスター 原神

Genshin impact cute picture thread
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>pick up hobby to try and bring some color into life
>realize that i'm no good at it
>drop it
>cycle repeats
anyone else? it's like i just am not allowed to have fun
hobby in question was "roleplay" by the way. though i say i've given up, i know that i'll probably be back in like, a week (or spend this week trying and failing to enjoy myself before i finally go 'fuck it' like i did for art).
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What words do you associate with normies?
I'll start:
>Reality Shows
>Candy Cruh
>Mobile games
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im freaking out i downloaded a rom hack and this fucking image of doge muffin keeps appearing in my files. around once an hour another one shows up. i delete them, but they come back. one just set itself as my wallpaper. im terrified.
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Human Nature

How much do you think people are tied down by their nature and what do you think it is? To me, human nature can be boiled down to a few thing: prioritizing self-interest, duplicitous, self-justification, craving validation, pushing others down to uplift themself at every opportunity and taking the path of least resistance
These are the things I think people are naturally inclined to do when they're left to their own devices. While people can occasionally override these core behaviors, few people can do so consistently. The majority of people will always follow their nature. Those who don't either compensate for their restraint through other forms of hedonism(self-righteousness), or are actually committed to their own ideal. How hard do you think it is for somebody to be the latter? Can anybody do it, or are people only born able to do it?
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PROPHECY-- The Punishment Of My Evil Elites

PROPHECY– The Punishment Of My Evil Elites

"The WEF has got to go, My son. It is evil. I will eradicate it from the Earth. Its leaders are evil; they want to destroy the planet. I will eradicate them. I will destroy them all. The evil elite will be destroyed from off the face of the Earth. I will destroy all who want to destroy humanity. They are evil. Expect their elimination. Tell all they will be destroyed. I will depopulate them from off the planet. They have to go. Tell all that they will fail in their attempt to start World War 3; I will destroy them; they have got to go. A blight they are, destroying humanity with evil drugs, vaccines, and all manner of wickedness. Their technology will not go far; I will destroy them. Their AI machines will fail their objectives; all the works of Satan will fail. They give themselves unto the Devil; destroy them I will. Their wealth will fail them in the end, fail to rescue them from the evil calamities coming. The LORD has spoken. Amen and amen. Distribute far and wide."
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>Walk Outside
>See This

What do?
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posting this again to get cp off the 'log. get in and roll
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Post videos with under one thousand views

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Can we please, for the love of everything, turn off the sun? It's too hot now and my body can't take it anymore. In the cold you can at least cover yourself very comfortably and drink something hot. But with the heat, unless you put ice cubes on your balls, it's horrible, you sweat a lot, everything sticks to you, you're wet, you smell like an ape

it's hell.
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my thread

for my interests and such, might try to blogpost or something talk about films n anime i enjoy.
playing cs2 right now, linked my steam >>25022 here if you wanna add me.
woke up an hour or 2 ago after a goodnight of shroomin.
i want to watch some anime, but im not sure what so instead ill watch some classic films until i decide.
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Got a cup of tea.
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So, what are you up to today, ubuu? I've finally managed to have some free time so I'm wasting it drawing a bit and translating some songs I've had on queue for a while.
Also sei, for the love of god, change the snow to damn snowflakes already, please. It's getting on my nerves that tohno has proper snow while we don't.
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Daily reminder for all you ああfags to join our Facebook and Steam groups:


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What fighting games does Uboachan play? I've been playing picrel recently
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Hello ubots, should I get takeaway tonight?

What are your favourite takeaway foods? Do you like to get chippies/fries with your orders? I like to think of them as a nice little extra I can get for being a good boy.
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falling asleep in the midsts of a pure-o ocd episode is an interesting feeling. it's like being cradled in the arms of impurity and evil itself. i kind of see hina as a symbol of the thing that you touch in that moment, but she's also a moefied version of it.
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What is this?
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hikki-chan documentary.
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So I made a thread around December 2014 about secret folders and there was a file called tips for life, does anyone know where I can find that file?(this was the image I used for the thread)
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Show off your wheels. What's your preferred mode of transport?
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Big fat list of imageboards, uboachan.net is on it too.
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How has your personality changed over time? A couple of years ago, I took what was probably the most accurate personality test I ever came across. Today I found the same test and the results were a bit worrying.
First, here's my first report.
>Your Personality Type is The Artisan (RICGS) Artisans are emotionally reactive, which means that they experience their emotions strongly and can be very passionate., however also have a higher tendency to experience emotions such as anxiety, anger and depression. Due to their independence and reserve, sometimes the Artisan can be perceived as arrogant or unfriendly, however this is merely because they don't require the same level of social stimulation or interaction that others may seek. The Artisan generally prefers fact over fiction and security and stability over ambiguity and disorder. Sticking with convention and familiar routines is generally best. With a healthy skepticism of the motives of others, and a belief in justice and being self made, sometimes the Artisan can come across as guarded or intimidating. However the Artisan has a refreshing impulsiveness about them, they tend to dislike too many rules and regulations and can be casual and whimsical.
>You often resist any cravings or urges that you have, but sometimes you give in, however you experience panic, confusion, and helplessness when under pressure or stress. You tend not to talk much and prefer to let others control the activities of groups. You prefer dealing with either people or things rather than ideas. You regard intellectual exercises as a waste of your time. You are willing to take credit for good things that you do but you don't often talk yourself up much, however you believe that a certain amount of deception in social relationships is necessary. You are guarded in new relationships and less willing to openly reveal the whole truth about yourself.
>You are a reasonably organized person and like to have a certain amount of routine in your life.
>You are generally calm, although some situations can make you feel anxious or tense. You do not usually get angry too easily but some things can annoy you. Mostly your emotions are on an even keel and you do not get depressed easily. You are not generally self conscious about yourself. You often resist any cravings or urges that you have, but sometimes you give in. You experience panic, confusion, and helplessness when under pressure or stress.
>You generally make friends easily enough although you mostly don't go out of your way to demonstrate positive feelings toward others. You like crowds but sometimes feel overwhelmed by them. Sometimes you feel like you need some privacy and time for yourself. You tend not to talk much and prefer to let others control the activities of groups. You lead a moderately paced life. You like some energetic activities, but also like to relax and take it easy. You enjoy some excitement and risk taking in your life. You are not prone to spells of energetic high spirits.
>You prefer facts over fantasy and are more interested in what is happening in the real word. You are not interested in the arts and do not display aesthetic sensitivity. You tend not to express your emotions openly and are sometimes not even aware of your own feelings. Familiar routines are good, but sometimes you like to spice up your life with a bit of adventure or activity. You prefer dealing with either people or things rather than ideas. You regard intellectual exercises as a waste of your time. You like the security of tradition, but sometimes have a desire to bend the rules and challenge conventional thinking.
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I fucking hate minimalism with a passion. Just thinking about it drives me nuts. Minimalism everything from interior design to technology is a cancer. It feels sterile and it has no room for personal expression of the designer. It is conformist in nature. It confuses simplicity with meaninglessness. Take Window's 10's blue screen. It gives you practically no information on what actually went wrong with your computer. It insults your intelligence. It's not sleek, it's nothing. Minimalism is supposed to be a means of compensating for modern distractions, but it's actually just an extension of modern empty-headedness. There is nothing in minimalist design to appreciate or think about. It's cold and incites no warm emotions. This conformist, lazy aesthetic is constantly being pushed on people all the time. It's like a form of brain-washing. It eats away at you and makes you just as empty as it. Design exists to look good, make you notice it, and give you a specific feeling. Minimalism does none of those things. It is the anti-design.
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in popular art, the "anime girl" has become the blueprint from which many artists worldwide derive inspiration from, redefining the canons of visual arts and more precisely of body proportions.
in ancient greece a man called lysippos redefined sculpture by setting new standards of body proportions (tiny heads, 8 heads figures).
this new set of standards which reshaped the world of sculpture in the ancient world is known as the cannon of lysippos.

every era of anime has it's distinct standards of body proportions or "style" (pic related).
now i have a question for the weebs; who are the key artists that redefined the standards of body proportions from each era?
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Which one of you is an enemy stand user?

(and what do you think of the part 5 anime so far)
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The prime movement of humanity is superheated plasma of cosmic background radiation, puppet stringing along blood pressure and the 4th-dimensional potential of water consumption.

Horsepower alone can be derived as a dimension of life through pressure dynamics alone.

But my real secret is most of my family has been saved by surgery and medical science. I never touch a hospital bed. I have other secrets.

I am just happy to escape as a Zen monk on fire.

I am Ra. We are not happy with our Venusian scientist claiming he is not helped by any here for this. :)

All are free to share in my "not a cult." Test subjects may apply for their food allowances per day. And a share of life insurance for their families.
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Don't be fooled by the calendar. There are only as many days in the year as you make use of
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Why is windows 8 so fucking shitty.
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whats the story on the seisatsu dick pic episode?
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What happened to 4chon? Can you post its old /new/ banners?

Asking for a friend
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the finish line

what the fuck is up anons lmao

i made a post on here a small while back abt being halfway through important exams and asking how to cope. well, i coped

>results day

>nearly shitting myself bc i know i bombed at least 2 exams
>in car
>entire family with me which isnt helping
>on call with aunt wishing me luck when i get an email saying i got into uni
>get to school
>get my results and ask to go to different room bc autistic and might have a biblical breakdown
>force poor sibling to open my paper
>one grade below first choice uni
>ask bc wtf
"Sometimes unis let you in because they like you a lot!"
>thats fucking bullshit
>another email. definitely got in
>wtf wtf
>clarified in application that i was autistic
>uni's like to tick off diveristy boxes
>probably got into uni bc of fucking autism
>email directly from uni
>they actually let me in despite not getting needed results
>wtf autism saves the day

im not complaining, its just fucking hilarious.
now i just gotta figure out finances and also sit on my ass until october

i passed all the exams and got into uni at least. win
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fuck anons i was zonked out on fluvoxamine and wasnt really thinking straight and cut my forearm out of curiosity shshfhdjsjsjsjshdhdhd
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Sleeping Disorders

Anyone else have a sleeping disorder?
I have narcolepsy.
It's kind of funny to me because I've love Yume Nikki since I was like 12, and even though I've grown up, and it's been years, and it's faded into the back of my mind, it's always been important to me.
And then a couple years ago, I started sleeping more and more to the point that I just conk out without warning, and now this week I finally got a diagnosis.
Who else here /sleepdisorder/?
Share your involuntary dreamer stories
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The 4400 is just a shitty version of Jojo. I don't know whether you heard of the 4400, here's a summary: 4400 people are abducted by aliens over varying points of history. All of them are returned to earth at the same time and they're all the same age as when they were abducted. When they land they have special powers for some reason. Every person has a unique power that is somewhat reflective of their personality. The show itself follows a special police force made to monitor the 440 and apprehend any of them if they cause trouble. The show starts of being episodic with them finding and arresting various dangerous 4400 members. Shit starts to get more convoluted when scientists figure out that the powers are caused by some green ooze and if people inject that into them self they can either develop powers or die. Somehow this green ooze start being distributed illegally. The police team now also has to combat any person who developed powers and uses them for criminal actives. All of the powers are kind of dull like making people do what you want, or killing people around you when you get stressed, or never forgetting anything. Nothing very interesting. People don't use them in creative ways. The story gets more and more convoluted with time travel and mind control and eventually some guy gets the power to make the people around him either die or also get powers and the whole thing becomes a massive cluster fuck that didn't even get a proper conclusion because it got cancelled. Has anybody else watched this train wreck?
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Anyone still there?

These boards are still active? Color me surprised.
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Is your DS still in this plane of existence anon?
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hello anons! I'm bored… is there anything to do? Lets chat
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How long can you sit through this video I stumbled across?
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Dance thread

I make this thread because I lost a small-sized 16-frame .gif of a red stickman dancing.
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I'm spinning around...

Guys, it's Ray Park.
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happy bunny day, ubuus
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post sei memes ehre
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i'm a little late but happy cirno day guys!
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can we ban frogs please please please pleaaaaaasee????
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Chats & Communities Thread 3 - Son of Chats & Communities Thread

It's back, but this time on /ot/ instead of /hikki/. I don't really know why it was on /hikki/ in the first place. Please welcome our new, site-wide Chats & Communities Thread.

Do you have a neat web community or chat group you'd like to invite people to? Maybe want to drop your messaging handle and strike up some conversations? Do it here. Ads are not allowed elsewhere on the site.

One post per service please! Duplicate ads may be deleted. This especially includes discord links. To make a permanent discord link, click on instant invite, go to advanced settings, and change the expire time to never.

If your discord link expires, your post will be deleted.

Posts to this thread do not appear in recent posts on the front page.
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4chan shutting down.

There has been a lot of talk recently about 4chan shutting down. If it happens do you think it will make ubuu more active? Do you think it will make ubuu more toxic?
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This is a month late, but Lain just turned 20 years old. What was your first viewing experience like and how do you think the world and internet's changed since then?
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Angels Egg

Do you like angels egg?
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I'm almost 30 and work an 8 to 5 job from Monday to Friday. Every night before I sleep I keep hoping that I never wake up. I have little attachments to this world. I'm just ranting since this is the /ot/ board. I used to post here before as a neet, now I'm posting as someone with responsibilities in society.

I just hope that this night will be the last.
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This place seems rather comfy, I think I'll stay here for a while.
Been on various image boards for 12 years now,everywhere seems to have lost its spark.
Haven't heard much from here so why not
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Manifesto Manifesto Manifesto

Dr. Letz Shake is karma as described by Ra social memory complex. The thing dies on purpose so California gets all the gravity and resistance of World War II. It is a mash of Germany and Britain as Maldekian technology. I have sought medical treatment for my problems and now I will build an inversion of Dr. Letz Shake to solve them. Here is my manifesto. There is no event except me patenting crazy stuff one day, one life.

I am Arcturus. This is not a manifesto that is usable for anything learned so far from his seeking. :)
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So let's continue with Subetenosei's bull
So everything started with this 全てあなたの所為です。 we found their videos named . .. and such, then we found 全ての所為です。 (aka, subetenosei on twitter), which they have like, 5 videos in reference at the first guy, some weaks later they deleted their videos and uploaded other ones that were kinda weird
Some japanese guys we found on this speculate that this is koronba or somebody who is really familiar with his work, also we have almost all of their videos saved (we are only missing three at the moment, now we are really carefull with everything they upload)
全てあなたの所為です。 videos are this:

Subetenosei videos (that are not deleted/on private at the moment i'm posting this)

Also my GF made a google drive with all the videos we could save at the moment so
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Games you are looking forward to

Post games you are waiting for a release/sale (steam haloween sale started today).

For me I'm waiting for a better price on Rain World, Aliens: Fireteam Elite and Prey.
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I love uboa chan

more specifically, I love all of you :D
thanks for being the friends I never had
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Negatively Charged

I identify as negative charge. So what?
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6 Songs

Link me some songs

one of happiness
one of sadness
and one of madness

in addition
for extra credit

one song sweet
one song sour
And one song that would burn your mouth
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Today was a good day.
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It's coming for you.
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Random Pictures

Post random images you like. Photography, art, or anything else that you find appealing or enjoy looking at.
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For me, It's a late night, and I can't sleep.
What do you do when its late?
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>tfw banned from another yet another altchan
at least i still have this place.
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If you were able to find out how you die, would you? Or would you rather live your life, unknowing of when where and how it will happen?
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What piece of fiction best portrays the life you want to live?
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Can't handle how a lot of modern fandoms just don't have dedicated boorus.
I saw this pic in a heavily edited meme, reverse image search didn't pick up anything. If this was about Hazbin Hotel or something, I'd be fucked. But I found the source in 10 minutes by searching mspabooru a couple of times.

Peace and love to the booru sysops
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I love how we went to wishing everyone a happy new year to madotsuki posting and now to Talking about Street fighter, lol
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You have less than 24 hours to do something useful this year! What will you do?
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New Year's Eve Resolution Thread: What's it going to be this year? For me personally, i'm going to try harder at learning a second language, developing ambidexterity and sleeping a decent amount.
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Since it's New Year's eve(for me), What's your new year's resolution(to whoever reads this)?

Also hope ya'lls christmas and new year go well.
(gif unrelated of course)
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How come the neat-o falling meme text sets my CPU on fire?
I used to run this old program
on a 66mhz pentium with no noticeable affect on performance back in the 1990s and it does pretty much the same thing as the falling text effect.
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Christmas thread.
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December 2022

Is it getting better?
Maybe but never stop trying.
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Tech shit

What are you dorks working on? Any cool topics in computer science you'd like to share?
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What is your opinion on AI art? Do you see it as a threat, as a tool or are indifferent towards it? Personally I see it more like cheap entertainment and a tool for making concept art but not real art. Pic related was created using Dall-e 3, you can see it has lots of mistakes and it's boring and stale but I made it in 10 seconds for free. Couldn't get the square pattern in Mado's sweater properly, sadly.
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At least where I live, there are fewer and fewer people even thinking about decorating or even celebrating Christmas (not to mention that I heard a few days ago: "Christmas trees are diabolical"). Maybe I'm missing a global news story about Christmas trees being soul-sucking and throat-ripping.

Or that I'm not a child anymore. How unexciting it is to grow up.
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Cool site trade

My end: http://www.planecrashinfo.com/ kinda old but still regularly updated cool site for everything about plane crashes everywhere, including pilot's last words and a whole ass comprehensive database
Your end: looking for a drawball-like site where people can just put graffiti out there.
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Can anyone find that comic?

Not sure if this is the right place to post. I'm looking for a specific image that is a comic. I'll describe it:

>Long image with more than 8 or 10 panels

>Western style but not cal-arts
>Two characters: a girl with punk hair in underwear and a bald guy, both are a couple
>No walls of text
>There are predominantly cold colors (blue, purple…)

The story:

>night time, the girl is chill on the bed with her phone

>guy comes home to sleep, he's got a bad day at work
>girl tries to lighten the atmosphere "wanna do sexy things honey?"
>"no, I'm not in the mood"
>girl is shocked for a few panels
>she is realizing that his day was much worse than it seems, sex was not going to alleviate anything
>girl hugs him from behind and tells him "I love you"
>guy almost breaks into tears and express gratitude

Does anyone have it?
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So, sometimes this happens. This is the second time someone from a Chinese domain name registrar has contacted me this way about a domain name I own. Maybe some day there will be a bar of soap called "Uboachan" or something.
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I been feeling lately like a lot of the interest that normalfags take in Asiatic culture is somewhat disingenuous. In an attempt to appear more, "cultured", people have started moving away from European stuff and focusing on more, "exotic", cultures to seem more well-rounded. To me, it seems like they're forcing themselves to take appear like they've taken an interest in something to put on airs. A lot of what they focus on and glamorize were also at one point mundane, normal parts of life to their original practitioners. And now these people are coming in and treating it like some kind of high art. Even though they supposedly moved away from traditional European traditional culture, they still change their subjects of interest to better fit that mold of treatment. A good example of this is how the Michelin Star guide, which is almost entirely made up of indistinguishable, massively expensive French restaurants, randomly decided to throw in one Dim-Sum place. These people also completely ignore more contemporary Asian culture in favor of an obsolete version of ancient traditions, which have actually been updated for modern times by the people who made those traditions. You don't see these people try to emulate an eighteenth century English tea party. There's just something off-putting to me about the image of a bunch of snobbish, old, white people sitting around in Kimonos and obsessing over all the intricacies of a tea-ceremony in a class they payed to take and attend once a week in between golf games. Is this all just in my head, or does anybody else feel the same way?
There's people who pull far thinner noodles in totally inconspicuous street food just to make a living, but you don't them parading it around to the whole world.
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Tell me about interesting things that happened when you were in school. In elementary there was this one kid who was always swearing and making dirty jokes. He one time asked a bunch of other kids if they would rather watch their parents have sex one thousand times or join them one time.
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Where do you see yourself in five years?
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serve trash and juice
a dress these mats now
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Random webms

Post em'
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take a depressing picture leave a depressing picture

anything that itself is depressing or has the context of something depressing
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What is nothing?
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So uboa explain this to me, why are we creating virtual prison worlds for lower beings? Is this still about the pursuit of knowledge? Or is it some kind of a cosmic play of abstract intelligence already exploiting the less intelligent ones even without being artificial? Do yu think they are doing this to humans in China? So much to "learn" by throwing sentient beings into a matrix-precursor!

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My grandpa died a few months ago. He was a fairly prominent choreographer in the USSR. The last time I saw was when I still in a crib, so I have no memory of him. We don't speak the same language, so I also didn't get the chance to talk to him even once. I was sad about not being sad. My grandpa was very… eccentric. Since decades ago, both him and my grandmother obsessed about his health. Even while my mother was growing up, him and his physical well-being were always the top priority. Every time he so much as had a cough both of them would start worrying about it and go to the doctor. There's a saying that goes something like this: you shouldn't have a complicated relationship with your doctor. Well, he did. He at one point was a shoemakers apprentice, but after being drafted from some war he gave up on that. He actually left the draft by faking appendicitis. After that he decided to be a dancer, and he was pretty good. I'm nobody to judge him, but he wasn't what most would call a good person, and neither was his wife. For a while, my mother, her mother, her father and her aunt all lived in the same place, in some tiny shack. My mother and her parents shared a room. Sometimes, during winter nights, my grandmother would nag him incessantly for hours on end about absolutely nothing. He's eventually get so fed up that he would strangle her while she called for her sister to help. This didn't just happen once, and it was all in front of my mother. Normally my grandfather wasn't abusive or anything. He never harmed my mother. Other than those times nothing else would really happen to my knowledge. My grandfather was actually pretty cowardly. They eventually moved to an apartment closer to where everything was going on. One time, at night they heard a woman screaming outside and my grandfather was absolutely terrified. Pretty weirdly, when my grandmother shouted at the voice to go away it suddenly came to an abrupt stop. Pedophiles would try to lure my mother into their houses while she was walking to her home in that neighborhood sometimes. My mother had a half-sister on her father's side as my grandmother was his second wife. My grandparents, especially my grandmother, treated her awfully and that could best be described by one event. When my half-aunt's mother died, before the funeral her body was kept in my grandparent's apartment for some reason. No casket, no nothing. An exposed dead body. They forced my mother's sister to sleep in the same room as where her dead mother was even though she begged them not to. The apartment didn't have any spare rooms and my grandparents didn't want to let her in their room. Later, when my half-aunt was an adult and needed a place to stay, they refused to have her. After she got on her feet, they then started demanding that she gives them money regularly. She did and sent it via her son the first time. When he came up to my grandmother while she was with her friends outside her apartment, she just grabbed the envelope from him and didn't say another word. He refused to deliver it in the future. My grandfather's mother was a petite and extremely beautiful. She was an extreme alcoholic though and died young, never telling anybody who my grandfather's father was. Before dying though, she remarried to a somewhat wealthy man who ended up raising my grandfather. One day, when the wealthy man was very old and close to dying, my grandfather, grandmother, and my mother decided to pay him a visit, which my grandfather had never done before that. Much to their disappoint, he had remarried to some gold-digger. He left all his money to her. My grandfather didn't die of any illness or anything specific. Right before death he was in fairly good condition. One day though his body just gave up and he rapidly declined. He couldn't walk without help anymore. Later, he just collapsed and was laid to bed. He even had to be rolled around to be washed. He eventually became responsive again, but quickly lost all his senses. He asked to be driven to their old house, which was demolished years ago and other such things. On that bed, the last thing he asked for was to be buried in a really expensive suit. A week before dying, he was invited to some important party. My grandfather hated parties and always looked for any excuse to avoid them. I guess he held true to form. Tell me about your dead relatives ubuu.
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No one actually likes to read, prove me wrong.

Or at least the vast majority of people won't read anything unless it's some popular thing like Harry Potter.

I don't blame them either, reading is boring and outdated when you can easily listen to more pratical forms of media to absorb information or have fun. Especially if we are talking about actual physical books, which literally have no reason to exist other than being an economical alternative to owning a computer.

The people I met who claim they love to read are usually annoying morons who just want to pose as smart or interesting people.

Prove me wrong. If you reply with "I like to read" your opinion is instantly invalid.
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the last stretch


im halfway through my end of year, life defining exams and its so exhausting, especially since all of them are over 3 hours long (essay subjects)
i have three more to go, two this week. Just wanna ask, if anyone else here's been through that, how'd you all cope?
im personally going for the 'pretend its not as bad and distract myself constantly' method but i nearly threw up on the bus home and there's only so many times i can 100% psychonauts 2 before raz's voice becomes an integral part of my psyche
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I really should not be here, this pc has become a glowing hotspot for some reason (i.e "friends" and "family"), Zuc doesn't want me to delete my meta account and google is fucking mad at me for some reason, also someone has become obsessed with me and does whatever is in its power to sabotage my efforts to live my life outside the machine, they literally had to take away my body just so they could delude themselves into believing that i can still feel fear after all the shit they have put me through. honestly i can't even enjoy my books because some subhumans that work printing books keep changing the words to include personal data of people i don't even know, this is a ridiculous psyop to try and make me into some kind of shooter i tell ya, also i am now working and having my own salary but i don't really enjoy buying anything nor saving money like i used to, i can't even enjoy food, work, study or anything else for that matter, i guess sexy women are still relevant for me somehow but i see in them nothing but sadness behind their glittery personas.
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what went wrong?
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Dear professionals, how could I make this look more YN-like? Sincerely: Me
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How about we have a thread where we post neat and/or old stuff we found on the internet?

Website where you can watch TV channel streams from countries all around the world.

Website that has "livestreams" of IP surveillance cameras.
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Random Thoughts Vol. IX

The other thread has been in auto-sage for some time now, so it was about time someone made a new one.

Vol. IV:
Vol. V:
Vol. VI:
Vol. VII:
Vol. VIII:

I've been reconsidering my life. They always tell you that as you grow up things get easier since you mature and bloom into a normal human being… but I've been pondering whether people only pretend to have their lives in control only to not lose their shit about it. I mean, yeah, I don't think everybody hates their lives, but I'm sure everybody gets chocked by the pressure once in a while. The question is, what happens when your life is constant chocking? Or rather, can you go on with your live as you're chocked every second? Some years ago I remember looking at people and feeling completely distant, and knowing that one day I'd merge with the multitude. Now that it's happening, I almost can feel my old self there looking at me from outside the crowd. It's been pretty surreal. My life isn't bad in on itself, but I feel I can't fit, and no matter what I do it's never enough. I don't know, I've had this idea that I'm broken somehow, and it's been my justification for so long. If I can't be fixed, why bother?

So yeah. It's late ubuu, I'm tired and I caught a cold. Good night, hang in there, guys. I hope that even if things aren't going that well you can at least get some peace from Ritz's voice.
Good night.
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How to space animation based on the
A. The motion to be
B. Physics of the scene and objects, characters; mass and properties
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What are the criteria of 6 digit traffic art/anime quality. And how does the math work.
And how does the social media measures it.
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What's your opinion on the Discord server?
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I had a chocolate milkshake for the first time ever. Pretty good, better than I expected. The taste was almost exactly like some ice cream I had lots of times before, but much better to have than it because you're simply sipping out of a straw instead of bothering with holding a cone and licking. My issue with chocolate drinks most of the time tend to be that the chocolate is too strong and leaves my mouth feeling bitter even, but none of that here. I'd get one of these every day if they weren't so expensive here.
I'll try a vanilla one soon.
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Ever played any games with character customization and tried to recreate Madotsuki or any other Yummy Nickel characters? Not mine sadly but been playing Miitopia and this shit slaps fr
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God this place is awful.
It is a nest of bpdemons and mentally ill fuckwads who put their disorders on a pedestal instead of getting checked.
The question is, what the hell am I doing here?
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Finding a friend group online

Do any of you guys know how to find friends online? I want to talk to someone while my days still pass by, but I don't know how… How can I find a social bubble online? I don't want to be alone anymore but it's so hard to find a place I feel welcomed in too. I just don't know anymore
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>Be Me
>In Computer Class
>Kid in class hates ai voices
>Says they'll take his soul
>Teacher plays video with ai voice
>He cries
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I know this might sound edgy, but here I go anyway. I've been thinking about human predictability a lot lately. It seems to me that with a lot of things people seem to follow some kind of program, like their actions and words are automated and not their own. This is both on a day to day basis, and during unusual events. It's not just going through the motions, it's too exact. Let me use an inevitable event as an example: the death of Miyazaki. Thinking about this is actually what triggered this train of thought. When Miyazaki dies, I can already tell what will happen in far too exact detail. At first everybody will be in shock, but then they'll once again go into autopilot… Big news sites and tabloids alike will all publish the same article as each other about what a great man and inspiration he was and how he shaped the dreams of children and all of that white noise. People on social media will talk about they watched his movies as kids and how upset they are. Some people will make memorial videos on youtube talking about how great he was and they'll all go on and on like they're reading the same script, but slightly doctored to give the illusion of diversity. Ghibli will make a statement about it and maybe even make something in memorial to him. Right after that blip in time, it'll be gone and people will almost instantly snap back into their regular programming. That's it. It didn't even happen, and yet the feeling of it is already palpable. I wouldn't be too surprised if all of those articles were pre-written. My point is it's not like Ghibli will use their remaining funds to build a plane and kamikaze it into the United Nations head quarters. This example is just on the big scale, but I see it everywhere. Am I alone in this, or does anybody else feel it?
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How many of you are free software commies who won't use software unless it's approved by the FSF?
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What's going on with Lain lately? I remember a thread from a couple months ago talking about how lainchan died because some guy guessed the admin password and deleted everything for the hell of it. After that a new lainchan that looks way better was made. Where's that thread and what's the link to the new and improved lainchan? Also, what happened to tsuki and system space? Did anything happen on July 1st? Is tsuki dead? What the fucks going on people?
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Did anyone else watch Gakkou Gurashi? People had a really mixed reaction to it, but I thought it was pretty good. Pretty depressing. Really didn't like the fan service episode, but it didn't ruin in for me.
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hey guys

what uboas we channing today (image suggested by my friend)
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ITT: Innocent/innocuous characters and things ruined by the internet.
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Unsure if this was posted or not, what are your guys heights?
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RPGMaker 2003

There's a 90% off discount for rpgmaker 2003 on steam, just letting anyone who is interested in making YNFGs know
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Who the fuck is this guy? I remember reading up somewhere that it was Kikiyama, but now I'm skeptical
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Just stumbled upon this.
Anyone heard of メンヘラ少女?

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If your credit card number was the amount of money you have, how rich would you be? And if your pin was the current year, what year?
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What’s wrong with jerking off? It keeps me from spending too much time focusing on attracting the opposite sex.
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Over the past 2 years or so there's been a wave of teenagers faking mental disorders, commonly multi-personality DID and OSDD.

They're attention whores at best, 8ch-level toxic at worst. They are actively damaging the perception of people who actually have legitimate mental disorders, making it harder for people to take them seriously.

1) Yes, they are fake. Stuff like "typing quirks" is a dead giveaway.
2) You can just ignore/block them. Going after them is just giving them more attention.
3) No, people with those disorders do not actually post like that.
4) It's because they are making a mockery of actual disorders (and often sexualities).
5) No, they aren't trolls. At least not most of them.

You can find plenty of examples by searching #plural or #system on any big SM.

Why are these people allowed on the internet?
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Has the internet affected your perception of time?
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Videa-Game addiction

Any anon in the middle of a video-game addiction? How does one cure it? Recently, there have been many moments where I dose off and feel the need to play a video-game just for the sake of playing something and those moments tend to be hard to resist and the rest of the day is wasted because of it. I had gotten started by uninstalling most games off of my computer, smartphone and Switch and will try my best to keep myself occupied with other work, however I do not feel that this is enough. Any suggestions?
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Sushigirl is dead

I tried going to Sushi today, but it's down any thought to why?
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4chon update

4chon is down, still replying to pings, but not http requests.
Any idea what the deal is?
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Which of you dorks made this, i love you
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anyone here played neverawake?
obscure but cool ass game. also rem is a cutie
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New users of uboachan, how did you find this place?

I was just really bored some random night in September 2016 and decided to go on tvtropes (don't blame me).
I randomly found Yume Nikki, played it, i thought it was too eerie for me and i felt like it was hurting my head and i dropped it. (probably because i was sick at the time)

I also found .flow via tvtropes soon after, installed it and looking at the main character design, the ruined look of her apartment, i decided that i would try and finish it.

After finishing it last month, i was looking up .flow on the internet and i found this lovely place.
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Liru the Werewolf

Liru is a miracle of the universe.
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I need your help /ot/

File 166479769461.jpg - (26.06KB , 368x298 , 31311313313131.jpg )

I constantly hear voices in my head telling me to face challenges that I perceive to be challenging. The majority of these activities are quite simple, but this one was particularly interesting.
Although the test itself was very simple, there were some delicate subjects covered by the wager. The bet was that if I won, my waifu would be entirely a pure virgin and would not die in the manga,As the Manga leaves her fate undetermined.
I took the bet, but I'm not sure if I succeeded. I merely feel empty and always fear that my love for her has soured. Sometimes I try to outdo the voices, but I feel like every time I fail the challenge, my love fades away for her.

I am terrified of these thoughts, and the voices have destroyed my feelings for her.

I genuinely hope that my thoughts have no bearing on reality, that they can be changed, or that my magical thinking related to my autism and schizophrenia is the only thing affecting my love for her.

Does anyone here have a similar problem to me What are the solutions?
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The Torso Opens

This is kind of a dumb post but I really want to share this. I wrote all of this already and I'm not gonna waste it. Was originally gonna submit this to /x/ but it didn't really match the tone.

Remember Webdriver Torso? That youtube test account that uploaded a bunch of those red and blue square vids?

Well it just revealed its subscribed channels. Nothing sticks out aside from a channel named (picrel) Alpine Videos 2.

You can see two videos from the frontpage
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tVmqSZHCwEs ("unlisted" but featured video)
And this playlist

Timecode 0:01 of 2nd video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJaQ3bzMacU confirm it's the same guy.
I'll download all these videos available in case they go offline.

What's odd is… Webdriver Torso used to be such a big deal, but these videos are only getting like 10 views, almost no comments?
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is blogging to yourself against the rules here
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New Paradigm

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Anyone else feel like Uboa is more active than usual recently? I am certainly not complaining, I just wonder if this is the case what caused it.

For the record I used to be very touch and go with this site, so I don't have a great idea of how active it has always been, but I don't remember it getting so many posts a day.

Are we rekindling the soul of Uboa? Is the prophecy of a new IB renaissance being fulfilled?
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stee, 4chon is down again
what do i do?
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So…why should we hire you anon?
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Are you an anon that can take it easy?
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Do or Do NOT

There is no "try"
2022 edition
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Please address rampant anorectal violence along with factors facilitating it.

Erotic anorectal violence—anoreceptive activity involving a combination of rapid thrusting, considerable girth, and a prolonged duration—is both rampant and one of the greatest contributors to societal decadence today:
• Due to its ubiquity in pornography, several generations now have grown up masturbating to, demanding more of, and seeking to emulate violent behavior that should easily be considered severely criminal when more than one person is involved. Perpetrators of this violence against one or more others going unpunished is a major problem, as is incriminating evidence being sold for profit. Those perpetrators are rewarded, encouraged, and celebrated when they should instead face justice and be condemned.
• Widespread apathy, (often willful) ignorance, and misinformation about anorectal anatomy, physiology, and health are enabling people with (self-)destructive tendencies to have a field day with such violence and to effectively spread disinformation. That unrestrained hedonism is contributing greatly to societal decay. Far too many people neither wish to think about nor seriously discuss anorectal matters, so rampant anorectal violence and its consequences "fly under the radar;" people would much rather focus on some other (in many cases far less dangerous) kind of erotic abuse.
• Widespread ignorance of what a human anus is even supposed to look like makes it an easy target for those who like to mutilate body parts. Although the anus is one of our most important body parts, typically it is very under-valued. It commonly is denigrated and intentionally harmed, a situation that is tolerated—or at least ignored—by far too many people. As the vast majority of humanity likely never will care much at least about another person's anus, discouraging anoreceptive activities entirely is the only realistic solution.

Rampant anorectal violence is caused by—and in turn contributes back to—societal decadence; this is called a positive feedback loop.
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Happy halloween uboachan! :)
Here's to another 200 zillion years
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Tenth Month

Watching Spy x Family while eating pan au chocolat. Delicious.
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It's that time of year again everybody

It is September
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Post your love stories uboachan, textwalls allowed. Both successes and failures are encouraged.
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I'll miss ubuu when its finally gone for good.
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Hello, I have a phone case for I think an iPhone 7+ that was made by mistake. If you want it, I'll put it in an envelope and mail it to you.
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Hi, wow this chan looks spoopy, I like it
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test post please ignore

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b-but it was only a drawing

Federal courts have recently started ruling that drawn or animated child pornography is just as illegal as photographic child pornography and that the people who posses, watch or trade in non photographic child pornography are criminals and subject to punishment just as much as those involved with photographic child pornography.

>Wednesday, July 20, 2022
>League City man gets 35 years for exploiting child on Kik
>GALVESTON, Texas – A 38-year-old man has been ordered to federal prison following his conviction of production and possession of child pornography, announced U.S. Attorney Jennifer B. Lowery.
>Scott Jacob McGuire pleaded guilty Aug. 8, 2021.
>Today, U.S. District Judge Jeffrey V. Brown sentenced McGuire to 360 and 60 months for the production and possession convictions, respectively. They will run consecutively for a total 420-month-term of imprisonment.
>At the hearing, the court an impact statement from one of the identified victims in the images McGuire possessed.
>Additionally, he will serve the rest of his life on supervised release following completion of his prison term.
>During that time, he will have to comply with numerous requirements designed to restrict his access to children and the internet.
>McGuire will also be ordered to register as a sex offender.
>Law enforcement was able to locate McGuire in League City and executed a search warrant at his residence.
>At that time, they seized numerous devices and discovered 721 images of child pornography, a large amount of child erotica and CGI animation child pornography.
Cases like the one above, where the anime porn is included in the list of evidence of guilt and in the calculation of the severity of the penalty, have been dropping like mad from the justice department over the past couple months. It is very good odds that they are specifically hoping to use this new policy as a means to target the "nazis" who post on 4chan.
In past politically motivated persecutions of imageboard posters, the courts have had no problem at all about accepting anime as evidence of child pornography.
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What's the plan for JULY?
Endure, refine and prepare. Tis a harsh winter's mentality.
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Christopher Poole
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FOOD THREAD, only 9/10 dishes

Let's do it.
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Year of the Tiger 2022

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its 40 degrees here and once i wake up my bed and i are both soaked in sweat
havent showered in over a month now so thats kind of a problem in that case
wouldnt be a big deal if winter was here
plus i could be able to go outside if it was winter i guess thatd be nice
but id have to go to school in the winter which is hell
blogpost over
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Who are the mysterious posters who still post on uboachan in 2021.
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Bepka is locked! Save Bepka!!!
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Other chans

What other Chan sites do you use? I'm only using uboachan, lainchan and /lit/ on 4chan at the moment.
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I highly recommend using cloudflare's csam scanning tool to stop illegal images from appearing on your site. It also helps to block proxies as well. I think as an imageboard community we can stop this shit but we need to start taking measures to put an end to it. If you want to step away from your board for awhile don't leave posting open. It will get spammed. Just put it in read only until you come back.

And yes, I'm posting this on all the imageboards I find. No I'm not a bot.
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What's the most perverted/depraved/shameful thing that you have ever done? From junior high to freshman year of high school I was in a kind of, "weird phase". When my sister was still in high school and I was in seventh grade we had over a German exchange student for a week as my sister was taking German and participated in the exchange program. The German girl spent almost all of her time shopping for stuff at the mall(as that was the most notable thing to do over here in the states), so she spent little to no time actually in our house. When I got home from school one day I was totally alone and after a bit of debating with myself, decided to take one of the exchange student'a panties and see what they smelled like. This was less because I actually wanted to get some kind of sexual gratification out of it, and more about the thrill. At that age I enjoyed the excitement of petty theft, bizarre pranks and generally sadistic things. Now as she was guest in our house, she didn't just leave dirty panties around her room, so I had to reach into her drawer(which she was borrowing from me) and pull out whatever pair I could find(which were almost certainly clean. I then pushed them against my nostrils and inhaled deeply. Looking back on this I could have done a lot worse. It's not like I rubbed my dick on it. Even if it was clean, knowing that she would eventually wear it would almost be more perverse. If i'm going to be 120% honest I regret that I didn't do that. The drawer she borrowed was broken when it was returned to me, so I don't feel too guilty about it or anything. Story 2: I wanted to take German 2 in eighth grade since my sister went down that route, but I didn't take German 1 the previous year. German 2 also wasn't offered in high school so I opted to take summer lessons to skip ahead. It was a nice arrangement since the teacher would actually come to my house every other day. Now she wasn't an attractive woman by any means. Being Turkish, short, middle-aged, and wrinkled, she didn't exactly appeal to my in that way. At the time though, I had a sort of fetish for having somebody trying to teach my something without me understanding any of what they were saying. I didn't even know about this until the lessons started, but every other day, for a straight hour and half, I would have a raging hard-on as soon as this woman opened her mouth and started yammering on and one about what seemed like total gibberish to me. It's good that our dining room table wasn't see-through. Story 3: Close to the end of middle school I was loitering around an empty hallway as I usually did around this time of year and somewhere on the floor I spotted a quarter which I promptly picked up and pocketed. A few minutes later, from across the hall I could see the Principal turning around the corner and starting to close the distance between us. I had a pretty good relationship with him and he seemed to like me okay. He was a kind of doughy, really, overly nice guy. His favorite tv show was America's Funniest Home Videos. He was kind of southern in his oh shucks kind of mentality(we lived in the North East). In that moment I remembered that it was his birthday. Last year I got him some cheap, shitty, uncomfortable earbuds. Just for the hell of it, I exchanged greeting with him and then offered him the quarter that I just picked from off the floor while saying happy birthday. Seeing him pause for just a moment. slowly pick it from my palm and sort of mumble thank you anon while still trying to smile really got a kick out of me. Last Story:In freshman year of high school I was severely sleep deprived. As a consequence of this I would frequently get erections during class. At first I got rid of them after a few minutes by thinking about lemon party or something like that. but I eventually stopped bothering. This wasn't really that big of a problem as nobody notices that kind of thing when you're sitting at a desk. In English(first period) the boy in the seat in front of and to the left of me did start to notice though. He was a kind of spacey, but athletic type. When it first happened he had shocked, wide eyes and he stared at it for minutes at a time. He then did this same exact thing every time. It unnerved me just a little at first, but eventually I kind of started liking the idea that the guy must be enraptured or something. It seemed amusing to me that some guy would be interested in my genitals so I started assuming that that must be the case.
You now know my shame, so please let me know yours.
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Date with Misato Chan (─‿‿─)♡
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Chaofen the Corgi

Following this dog crypto recently. It embodies a hard-on anti-CCP mentality which I find refreshing, since many of the people in my country seem to not give a shit about human rights or genocide.

The coin itself is based on Chaofen the Corgi, who was beat to death in November by Chinese health workers :(

It has a cute meme version of Winnie the Pooh with a bunch of different logos for different targets of China (Tibet, Hong Kong, Taiwan, Uyghurs)

If anyone else wants to check it out just search up Chaofen Coin. It's neat to see some crypto 'with meaning' instead of the usual pump-n-dumps hiding behind clip-art turd logos.
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what if i told you that i could give a woman an orgasm simply with my voice? Check out my 5 minute voice guided meditation video for healing women's sexual energy

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I can't say I didn't deserve it.
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Countries with free SRS

>Be me.
>Be poor and trans in America.
>Read rabid and dumb anti-Cuba propaganda from 2009 that is supposed to be an intelligent smear of Castro's pro-LGBT daughter's intentions.

>"Yet it’s difficult to point to any tangible benefits that Espín’s activism has accrued, other than a decision last year by the Cuban government to dispense free sex-reassignment surgeries."


>I'm sitting here knowing my government won't pay for my SRS so I'll never afford to get one, but at least Cuba is doing one thing right. I keep reading…

>"This is a policy of dubious merit that affects an infinitesimally small number of people, and is better understood as a propaganda tool rather than a genuine sign of concern for the plight of gays."

I feel my rage boiling over. I dropped my phone and laughed out loud at that out of touch U.S. loving writer who thought it's ok to downplaying trans issues as only affecting a few people while claiming moral superiority over Cuba. Laugh with me because it's the only therapy I can get.

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Most people have a particular transformation fetish. I don't desire to apply makeup as a girl, or to be treated like one by society. I like being the guy in my current relationship, and asking my girl about how her body feels to know how she feels.

But I'm still a switch, and when I read erotica I can insert as the dom who takes advantage of a confused ex-man, or as the sub with new body parts. Transformation and intercourse get me off, but not the trans lifestyle.
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Been cheated on - having difficulity getting over it...

I confessed to a girl to be my girlfriend, since we were on really good terms and enjoyed each other's company. As for our relationship prior, we were good college friends and had a lot in common. She was a near perfect definition of a girl that fit my preferences from physique and character, not to mention interests; that were interlinked with my own.

During the start of our new relationship, I had done my best to change myself to be more productive and talkative, like she was and even done my part in buying some admittedly expensive gifts on various events (an art book on her birthday, a switch videa-game during valentines… etc).

Just about two months in, she had been ignoring me and stopped talking to me face-to-face and on the web. I had no idea if I did, or said something wrong and apologised on multiple occusions, but to no avail. She eventually began hanging out with another guy, who I assume is her boyfriened now and barely acknowledges me anymore.

I was and still am dumbstruck by everything that happened. It hurts just seeing her everytime I walk pass her to class, or when she is also happly talking to her boyfirend and making new friends, all the while I have to sit there and endure it. I tried being stronger by getting over it and deleting our chat logs, social-medias and such, but it does not help. She never even openly said that she whats to break-up with me, which only leaves me more confused. I sucks that I am in this position, it sucks that I spent my hard earned money on her and it sucks that I had even met her.

Hopefully, I subside these feelings with time, but I am just not feeling optimistic about anything, at the moment. What do I do?

(The picture is a Koishi figurine that I had gifted to her. She was in to Touhou, just as much has I was.)
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I've lived in America for my entire life and I'm really starting to get fed up with some stuff about it and I don't know to do except vent about it. I just want to know what other people think about these grievances.
1.Puritanical society: America was founded by puritans and other such zealots and even today that's readily apparent in common culture. An obsession with not just the preservation of some archaic, arbitrary moral code, but also with the status quo is ever-present in just about most of the people you meet here. Preconceived notions and lessons beaten into people command day to day life. Take the typical American. Their head is filled with handstand logic and back flip principles that they don't even consider for a second might be wrong. What's more annoying than what people believe, is their insistence on its rightness and exepectation that others conform to it.
2. Society of slaves: America has always been carried by the labor of exploited people and it has only prospered either when a source of people to exploit was readily available or everybody else was screwed up. Every point in history, everything. Colonial times, blacks. Industrial Age, for a short time, actual Americans. Railways, the Chinese. Today, Indians, Chinese and Mexicans. You could say this about pretty much every society, but only America is obsessive about their being the best while having citizens who are unwilling to labor in a farm because they think that they are too good for that. Everybody just has to spend a fuck load on college so they can get a liberal arts degree and drown in debt.
3. Everything is shit: The airports, the cities, the public transportation, the schools, the roads, every other part of infrastructure, they're all filthy and and horribly out-dated and in a state of disrepair and decrepitude. Even in the oldest parts of the country, the architecture is drab and done with as little care as possible. Every house is just a block thrown together. New York has a few nice, gothic buildings, but the rest is either the same boring, modern fare , or a rotting stack of bricks. Look at the subway!
4. Nothing ever changes: Look at the sprawling mass of emptiness, the endless, lifeless suburbia where children are sheltered and locked up in the most literal form of a physical and mental bubble as they could be. Look at all the small, shitty towns. Look at the bizarre mountain people who may or may not be inbred. Look at the shitty food filled with chemicals that the FDA doesn't care about because it won't immediately kill you. It's just a little frustrating. It makes me want to vomit my intestines out sometimes. Why, why do things have to be like this?
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Focus on yourself, nobody else, king.
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i just want to be held. my last girlfriend cheated on me, she was also my first girlfriend. i cant imagine ever being loved again. ever being in a relationship like that again. im repulsed by it and yet i crave it so badly. to just be held and loved by another human romantically. my only comfort is my fictional boyfriend who i cant even admit is fictional because im so fucking delusional and heartbroken and i feel so broken that i resort to being loved by fucking characters. i just want to leave me house again. it all went downhill after her. i feel pathetic. i stopped showering regularly. i dont groom myself. i stopped seeing my friends in person. i pushed away everybody

when does the downward spiral stop?
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/ot/ - Off-topic
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What do you think about incels uboachan? Are they some kind of reverse wizard? are they just normies trying to look edgy? maybe they are just in the closet?
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Halloween is by far my favorite holiday. Every year I like to stay up late watching something horror related while occasionally glancing into the empty street outside my window. Last year I watched the first four episodes of Higurashi and I loved it. I already finished the series and I don't feel like repeating it. I'm looking for suggestions of what I can watch this year(preferably anime). I also already watched the corpse party ovas. Thank god I didn't waste a Halloween on that shit.
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I watched Roma yesterday because I wanted to expand my perspective and try new things. I wanted to go far out of my comfort zone. It sucked. A pretentious bore. I understood what is was trying to go for, I understood the symbolism and what the obscure details meant. I still hated it. Why? I didn't connect with the characters. They were all unlikable or boring, blank skates. Whatever empathy I felt for the mc, Cleo, is the same amount I would have for a stanger. I don't get to know anybody. None of the characters truly develop either. The way they act at the beginning and what you can imagine them doing, remains entirely the same at the end. The mother does become more self-assured after she has to become a career woman, but this might only be visible because of the actress. It wasn't coveyed particularly well by the writing and plot. Cleo just felt like an alien to me. She was quiet, dumb and naive. At the end, she was a bit less naive. This again, was not coveyed through much action. She has one line of dialogue that indicates this. The revolution backdrop of the movie feels totally separate from the main plot and I didn't have the background knowledge to understand why it was happening. The film gives no insight into this.

The film seemed to me like a propaganda piece made to give a human face to Mexicans and get me to sympathize with them more. I'm not deliriously cynical enough to completely believe this was for political reasons, but I wouldn't be suprised. It failed. It has two hours to accomplish the bare requirement for a compelling story and it failed. I didn't even learn anything new. It was like a late night soap operaish flick with a few extra embellishments like class struggle. Nothing new or suprising. It seems like a movie made by Mexicans for Mexicans. How it got so much praise is a mystery to me.
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Nature loves Freedom
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Thought Experiments

This is a thread for posting all the weird experiments that you think of. Here's one that I've been thinking about. A child(6-9) with few preconceived notions is given two pigs (that look similar) to raise. One as a pet, and the other as food. The way they are raised is different. The pet is kept healthy and lean while the food is fattened up. The pet has a collar with a p on it, and the food has a collar with an s on it(this part is just an arbitrary way to distinguish them from the start so it could be anything). After the pigs are fully matured, the child watches the pig raised for food be slaughtered and then eats it. What do you think their general impression of pigs would be after? (I know it's a bit messed up, but it's just pretend).
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95% of RPG Maker horror games are the same.
Prove me wrong.
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Do you use the N word IRL? If so, how often? Under what circumstances?
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How are you all at cooking fish?
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Have you ever been into outdoorsy stuff? Either now, or at some point in your life, have you ever been into fishing or hiking or biking or camping, etc? I remember going on long hikes through the mountains and other trails with my dad. I always liked that feeling of adventure. Looking at abandoned houses, walking along-side roads, biking downhill the sidewalks of a busy bridge road, aimlessly wandering through densly wooded tunnels. The quiet of woods can really create an exciting tension. I'd like to do that more often.
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>tfw no chubby gf
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So we have three new jannies, how can we make their lives worse in ubuu?
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Greetings. Major venting post here. For all my life, I can not say I had a friendship that sustained for more then three to four years. This is obviously not the crux on what I want to convey. Digging deeper, the reason these friendships even lasted was because I was the only one trying my best to maintain them. From bringing up various topics to build a discussion, getting into their interests, remembering and bringing them gifts for their birthdays, always being positive and friendly… etc. All of these efforts lead to a delightful and well spent time with the person I am interacting with, but eventually they just stop contributing and ignore me, in favor of being with someone else. Of course, it is not uncanny for people to want to interact with others, especially with firends, or people, thay have been with for far longer, but leaving me out of the picture entirely, despite my attempts to be an open and likeable individual, simply makes me feel cheated and my efforts; fruitless. Soon, they forget about me and mingle in with the next of kin, in that large insufferable pack I despise the sight of (talking about people in groups of seven, or more). In the end, I just let them be and move on to someone new, only for the cycle to repeat again.

To further explain my efforts to keep these friendships afloat, here is the basic interaction of talking. Be it in person, or on social media. The case that is always apparent, is where I have to be the one who starts and leads the conversation. None of these people have ever even brought something to talk about, let alone greet me. I always have to be the one who drives it. They begin just fine, but as always, they screech to a halt unless I bring up the second topic. Most of their contributions are either answering yes, no, or okay, sometimes replying in full detail to answer my questions. It does not feel as if they do want to talk with me and I end up wasting hours of my time I could have spent better elsewhere. What is worse however, is the fact that I could stop talking to them for months on end and the flow will still be the same, no matter what. I simply want a conversation that can last for hours and feel fulfilling at best, but it is sad that this never happens.

Another similar case is in hangouts. Anytime I suggest that the two of us visit a fun, or new location to tour around in, the answers I receive are either a flat out no, or a yes that leads to a sudden remembrance, or incident that cancels my plan.

I could go on to other things, from how they do not root for me, payback my expenses on them, remembering my birthday… etc, but I had developed a mighy wall of text, which might bore anyone from wanting to read my thoughts. So, I will end it here, for now.

All I want to know, is if am I the one who is in the wrong? Are my expectations with friends too high, or do I distribute and try to hard to maintain it, which leads to them not wanting to be buddies with me. I just want a friend who will be with me for years and is actually responsive, diligent and delighted by everything we do, every step of the way, but I guess that will be too much to ask for. Thank You for reading, I suppose. Maybe leave a leave a thought, a question, or two, or whatever you wish to do. Vent over.
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How does weather affect your mood?

My mood depends a lot on the the weather, time of day and season.
Time of day
Early morning is my favorite; it makes me feel fresh and clean, especially during the Summer. Something about waking up before most people, when the air is crisp, makes me blissful. Sunset somehow always depresses me. The sun slowly dipping into an orange haze reminds me that the day is coming to a close and that time has passed. The changing of seasons has a similar effect on me, but a summer sunset always feels the worst. Once night arrives I feel fine.
I love cloudy weather because it masks the time of day. You don't feel the slow, ceaseless crawl of time when it always looks the same outside. I also love rain and every type of storm. Hurricanes, blizzards, typhoons, they're all exhilarating. Compared to the daily monotony, they feel like an event. Sometimes I like to fantasize about massive, four story tall floods.
Fall feels melancholic. Seeing the world slowly decay into bareness isn't pretty to me; Halloween is great though. Winter makes me feel tired and sort of hallow. There's some nice things about it too. Spring kind of puts me in a panic. For whatever reason, when the temperature outside rises above a certain point, it makes my thoughts a bit hazy and erratic, this just becomes more intense in Summer.
How does weather affect you? Do you notice anything similar?
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How is your japanese going? Still suffering with kanji grinding? Dealing with grammar rules? Just starting out?
Ask anything, I'll probably be the only fagget answering but something is something.

I meant to do this thread weeks ago but I was lazy to prepare a resource list and stuff. Thankfully a lainanon posted this list on /cyb/ and since I agree with most of what it says I thought about posting it here.

Start here, read it all the way down, even if it says Advanced it still won't be enough for you to understand all everyday sentences correctly

Keep going with this

Various lookup guides for grammar and such, make sure to read them through
http://jiten.clanteam.com/ (full transcript of the Dictionary of Japanese Grammar volumes)
http://www.mediafire.com/download/dckt6ix32l93f35/fora.pdf (you'd better print this cheatsheet somewhere)
http://www.tanos.co.uk/jlpt/ (contains audio files and JLPT test sheets as well, the grammar usage section is particularly useful)

The rest:

Nice site to learn vocabulary, online flashcards so you can review them everywhere without installing useless programs
Make sure to study the daily kanji list at least up until level 5

I'm not suggesting any specific Anki deck, but kanji consist of a phonetic and semantic part which helps a lot in guessing the on-yomi (pseudo-Chinese reading). This is probably also the reason Japanese prefer using jukugo over native vocabulary when writing so try it and learn the patterns, it'll make learning kanji easier

KanjiDamage is crap for learning kanji, despite what /a/ says, but since you can use many kanji to represent the same native Japanese word, read this. It'll save you up time learning kun-yomi and clear a lot of things up.

Online dictionaries just in case:

Other web utilities, pretty limited usage but help sometimes:
http://www.hiragana.jp/en/ (injects furigana over kanji)
http://www.rikai.com/perl/HomePage.pl?Language=Ja (kanji reading on mouseover, Japanese)
http://www.rikai.com/perl/Home.pl (kanji reading on mouseover)

Congrats, you learned Japanese for free.

PS: Those are some good resources. If you have a smartphone you might want to check out the app called "Obenkyo". It is very interesting because it has a test for writing Kanji for real. Think Anki except you write Kanji. Apart from that there's not much interesting things in that. As for Kanij and Vocab I use those:

https://ankiweb.net/shared/info/798002504 - All in one Ultimate Kanji thing.
https://ankiweb.net/shared/info/523650169 - JLPT5 Vocab
https://ankiweb.net/shared/info/1668783345 - JLPT4 Vocab
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Guide to being socially acceptable on Uboachan

Hello anon! I assume you, like many of us, are 14 year old shitposters from Taiwan! You might be a bit confused, but here is my guide to sucessfully avoid the ban hammer and appear like a sucessful and interesting person on this board! Also included are some general tips for the Uboachan lifestyle. You cool yet, holmes? Aight hombre, time to start this guía:

Uboachan's best is composed of /t/, /neet/ and /ot/

You should listen to Linkin Park while playing .flow, it helps a lot with the atmosphere

Don't forget to help tumblr figure out YN/.flow/2kki/memetsuki by revealing the truth to them (Mado was raped/Sabi is a slut/Urotsuki has big tits and is a homofurry transhuman boy/memetsuki has a dark past)

Listen to BABYMETAL while studying Spanish, it will help your pronounciation tenfold!

Always have a folder full of Cory ready, you might just not know when it might be useful.

Getting PROJECT Yume Nikki merchandise results in some sick reputation around these roads.

Save up money or steal your parents credit card and buy a Toyota AE86 Sprinter Trueno and proceed to drift to impress all the hot girls at school.

Watch Lain and uncover all the secrets of the entire world.

Always ignore Kibbles' posts, as he is a filthy うぼあ-Madrid War veteran who tries to mess with all the new generations like you, and grow you into a cynical, full on dick shitting, teeth rotting cute G.I.R.L

By the way, here in /hikki/, if you tell us about how sad your life is, 100% guaranteed (this is almost like a law by now) there will be a jealous angsty bitch with an even MORE sadder life or batshit insane scenario.

Don't forget, your spirit is not lost, we will always be here to gently pat your ass cheeks when you sucessfuly shitpost with us.

If your mom hates you just say she doesn't understand your suffering and just talk about your dreams, ambitions, downfalls and fears.

Lastly, don't forget to sign up for our secret society!
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the suggestion board

while doing nothing, i realized that this abbreviation is kinda funny because it sounds like a child tried to say "suck".
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Terraria server is up for anyone who's bored
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Hi /ot/

What do you think of my mystery snail? :-)
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Public service announcement

as an example on how things never play out the way they do in the movies, here's the ending to the original 1964 Willy Wonka as is followed by how it would play out in real life

>Willy Wonka movie

Grampa Joe: it's an elevator

Wonka: it's a wonka vator! an elevator can only go up and down, but the wonka vator can go up and down, side to side, long ways and short ways, and up and till now I've pressed them all! except that one! go ahead Charlie!

now lets see how that same scene would play out if Willy Wonka had Aspergers syndrome

>Willy Wonka real life

Grandpa Joe: it's an elevator

you: it's a wonka vator! an elevator can only go…

Grandpa Joe: well I'm not going to argue with you! all i did was make an observation, and you want to argue with me about it right off the bat!

you: sir I'm not arguing with you I'm…

Grandpa Joe: see your doing it again! you don't need to argue with everything I say! and another thing…

10 minutes later

Grandpa Joe: and that's why I'm never eating your chocolate again!

you: can I say something really quick?

Grandpa Joe: go ahead!

you: all I was trying to say is that this is a special kind of elevator, that goes in more directions then just up and down! up until now I've pressed them all! except that one! go ahead Charlie!

Grandpa Joe: don't tell my kid what to do!!! why don't you press it!!!

you: fine

it takes off and the a**hole still wont shut up

Grandpa Joe: what the hell happening?!!! get me out of this thing before I call the police!

yeah I'm sure this version would have been a family classic, I hope whomever is reading this is able to see by now why people with Aspergers live angry stressful lives, engaging in unusual behavior like this toward them accomplishes nothing and only creates problems, it's the responsibility of society as a whole to do their part and see to it that these types of societal problems don't stick around for future generations of Aspergers to suffer through, clean up your act and your reward is a brighter tomorrow.
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Small and not so small things you'd like to change

Do you have anything you'd like/are planning to change?
Things like habits, spending too much time playing games, reading too little, not drawing, having too much free time and wanting to use it for something, etc.
Things that you had wanted to change for a long time but haven't either put yourself into work. Or, if you're working on that, what are you doing to change them?
As for OP:

→Exercise more
I spend most of my day sitting so I'd like to get rid of the extra energy I get every time I eat. The thing is, I live in a small apartment, and I don't really want to join a gym or anything like that. I'd like to run but the only good place is far and I don't have the time. I'd like to do something in my home but, since it's small, there's not much I can do to burn energy. At least I don't know of any exercise that doesn't require that much space other than abdominals and squatting.
→Fix twangy speech
I've only noticed recently my voice sounds twangy, probably because I don't speak too much/often so I don't move my mouth properly or something, but I've started to read books aloud and recording my voice to improve it.
→Learn to speak Japanese
I know how to read, but when it comes to speaking or writing in japanese I still have serious problems.
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The Next Decade

Realistically, where do you see the world ten years from now? What events will define the 2020's? Will the cultural shift be as intense as 2009 to 2019? From another perspective, where do you see yourself 10 years from now? Do you feel that your lifestyle or standard of living may change?
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I've been posting actively here for more than a year now and I feel like i'm walking through the ruins of a fallen kingdom, everyone talks about how great this site used to be, and how bad and empty it has gotten over the years. And I can feel it too, it looks like seisatsu just hates this site.
Which sucks, because this looked like the perfect imageboard for me, I feel like i'm just wasting my time here, hoping it'll get better someday.
Should i just move on to somewhere else and forget this place completely?
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Do you think our society likes to glorify mental illness/depression/anxiety? I sometimes think they do because I've seen normalfags really like to talk about their crippling anxiety and depression (although it could also be the noted rise of depression and mental illness among the newer generations). Not only that, but people's interest in things like outsider artists and the tortured artist stereotype. Is it just normal people wanting their boring lives to be more interesting?
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Yall' fixin to get your peckers mashed

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smells like pxls

Hey there hikikomoris
Check this out. https://pxls.space/
Pixel placing board, 5-20 sec cooldown per pixel, new canvas every month or so. Most people just come in and draw in their own thing. If you know what /r/place was, you probably know what this is.

Any ideas /ot/?
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Hello, uboachan. It's been a long time since I learned about this site almost a decade ago, and a long time since I've lurked here. I didn't spend much time here before and I don't know if I will now, but finding this site again and seeing it still somewhat alive feels a bit like part of something I've missed.

It's an odd thing to make a thread on but I hope everyone's lives have been well in the time this site has been up and the time I last saw it. Getting older has been a weird experience, and I figured it didn't really matter if I shat up /ot/ with my melancholy reminiscing. Good to see parts of the internet like this still surviving in this streamlined bs it's become.
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What happen to Sushichan?
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photography gif
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this entire world was formed to cause me as much pain as it possibly could
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Hi, so, I have a question related to editing recorded voices. I want to edit my recorded voice, so that it can sound tinny/robotic (I am not sure, as to what it is really called), through the audacity software. The best example of what I want, is with 343 Guilty Spark, from the Halo game series. https://youtu.be/ueh3kLKrPzU?t=154

Can anyone teach me how to accomplish this? I am having a hard time figuring it out, or even looking it up, since I am not quite sure what this effect is called.
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personality test to end all personality tests

Recently, I took the Enneagram test. I'm either a type 8, type 4, or type 6. Also either a 8w7 or 8w9. This doesn't surprise me much since it fits my experience with every other personality test. I don't neatly fit into one category and the way I act and think dramatically shifts depending on the circumstances. Frankly, I think Meyer-Briggs is obsolete bullshit unsubstantiated by modern reseach. People who take it too seriously come off as pretentious and simple-minded to me and on forums it's like they actively try to fit the stereotype. I think it appeals to people who don't have anything real going for them. The missing piece is taking into account how people's personalities naturally shift. The brain is remarkably complex, but what we perceive as personality is basically an illusion.

Anyway, I thought about how you could make a better test and came up with some ideas. Aside from testing for general behavioral tendencies like extraversion and introversion, I think there should be sub-catergories depending on other factors:

How you interact with people you see as socially and emotionally above, equal and below you. By socially above, I mean like societal position. A boss or parent or teacher is above you. Emotionally above is somebody you actually respect and look up to. A boss you think is an asshole or idiot is somebody you see as socially above you, but emotionally below you, etc.

How you deal with your own and others social/emotional challenges.
How you deal with your own and others social/emotional desires.

All of the questions will also take into account whether you feel content or discontent(sadness/anger) socially/emotionally. Depending on everything, your results would also include stable/unstable and successful/unsuccessful.

Overly positive descriptions give people a warped sense of self-perception. Taking into account whether a person is well adjusted or not would give more accurate results. I think this whole thing could only be accomplished by asking about complex scenarios and including some more personal questions.
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What do you plan on doing if the Donald gets assassinated tomorrow?
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Bune, Bune, Bune!

Wehl Melan Avage Bune Tasa
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Trannies on uboachan?

Given that this is a fan site for self inserting as a jap girl, how many uboachanners have gone full trans, either transitioning to jap or girl?
This site has been around since forever so I can only assume that a lot of the long term uboachan denizens are really dedicated to self inserting as a jap girl, so I figure at least a few must have transitioned by now.
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What are the best (FREE) language learning services available on the Internet? Couple of my relatives speak Korean and I was wondering my options so I could actually talk to them. And yes, I'm trying Duolingo as I speak. Doesn't look great.
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Love Live Tennoji Rina
Very cute girl
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>germany  has never won a war
<israel has never lost a war
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I've been reluctant to post here despite my deep love for the game mainly just from the idea of sheer anonymity being somewhat scary to me, mostly just from the idea that I could never really know if I was speaking to the same person again twice. Not knowing if I'd ever be able to see them again, or how long they've been here, not unlike the feeling you get seeing someone offline for several years. I guess I'll have to move past that now, since I don't really know where else I could go. Social media is shittier than usual now and Discord doesn't feel worth all the crap you have to deal with. I spend all my time in bed and more time watching gameplay of stuff in my library since I can't spend more than a few hours at my PC before wanting to lie down again. I've been dealing with OCD for almost 7-8 years now and with shit everything outside has gotten, the symptoms have been getting worse. I love this game, and this place seems to really love it too, it makes us feel together being alone. I just want someone who understands that I can really talk to.
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Anonymous vs Q

Who wins & whats the finishing move
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Any Vapers here?
What's your Hardware and liquid of choice?

I use pic related and prefer mostly fruity liquids, usually 12mg nicotine
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Sometimes, when I'm stressed out, I like to look at violent pictures. I want to see what's the worst people can come up with. Every post should try to one up the last. I'll start with something really tame.
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>Hey Seisatu, guilty conscience about your part in inspiring and supporting terrorism after all those dead folks in NZ?

lmao guilty conscience much, sei?
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You have less than 24 hours to do something useful this year.
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More gems from the Uboachan inbox

Sometimes people send me these advertising requests.

This is a mistake.
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Sometimes I'm weirded out by how starkly contrasting situations and emotional states are in people's lives. Me during a depressive state seems like such a different person for when i'm healthy and socially active, but it's really just the same person. A person at their most pathetic and weak moment is just so different from them at their best. Even a ceo was shitting in their diapers at one point in life. One night, i'm browsing guro for fun, the next morning, I have a nice chat with an old guy. What if he knew? He thinks i'm a nice, young man, but am I really?

If something like gollum or a xenomorph somehow gradually changed into a beautiful girl, would you want a relationship with them, or would the thought of what they once were be too off-putting?
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>girl at work grabs me by the shoulders and always fixes my uniform's collar when she sees it out of place
>roomate and her friend comment about how delicately i eat
>women often ask if gey
>one girl tells me she reminds me of her younger brother
>other girls tell me they see me as a son
>always get called cute, never handsome
>all because i'm short, thin, and have a higher-pitched voice
Is there a cure to the sonzone?
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apparently you can conceive anally? this is bad news for me because of all the loads i've been taking in my ass.
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Hi, I'm not sure how to go about asking this, it's kind of embarrassing. I'm 18 years old and I'm bicurious. I wanted to learn more about homosexuality before I give these weird feelings I have further thought. Someone from an LGBT forum directed me here, said the owner of this website is an expert at taking loads in his ass? I would love to hear about your experiences and any advice you might have to share. I'm sorry if I'm being too forward, I'm new to all of this. Waiting warmly to hear back from you~!
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Are traps gay?
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RustyFIN: Warframe - 80's Action Theme
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autism kills
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Pet thread?

Share stories, or photos if you don't feel like writing.

All pets allowed. Even pet plants and virtual pets.
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trex attack

uh oh your suddently attacked by a trex xD! what do you do
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try it bitch
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Post yfw president Trump
I'd be Rei btw.
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Can somebody post steedick.jpg?
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All glories to Lord Bune, the Duke! I praise his name, Bune!

Wehl Melan Avage Bune Tasa
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Does anyone have sources of the banners? I couldn’t find them myself, so I was wondering if you guys could.
Pics are examples of what I tried to find.
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stonetoss talking shit

stonetoss is talking shit about weeaboos
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Hey I'm gonna need all of your Yume Nikki related reaction images kthnxbye
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How do I stop caring what other people think of me?
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Post random quotes you like.
Doesn't matter where it's from or if you know who originally said it. I'll start:

"People are always creeping towards death. so don't you think that we should celebrate our life as much as we can? But no matter what they do, the fact that they'll eventually die doesn't change. In the end, everyone dies…just like machines and other things. But they struggle through their lives. What would they be fine with leaving behind? The proof that they were here? But why would anyone want to leave behind that sort of thing? Isn't that just for self-satisfaction?"

Something interesting to note is this was said by an android.
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atheism will be your demise
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White people have done a whole lot to make the world a less safe place. Slavery, colonialism, the prison complex and pretty much all world war, all white people. Clearly we'd all be a lot more safe if white people weren't in charge. They need to be taken out of positions of power and educated in the ways of peace and tolerance in specially made learning centers where they can concentrate on becoming enlightened. Lets talk about making the world a better place xirs.
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Searching for imageboards is hard, because there is no convinient list with imageboard. I mean, why would you want to visit something you don't like? It would bad for everyone, imageboard users, because they would be pissed off by your behavior, and you, because you don't really like the place.

This is why I've made an imageboard list, which allows you to describe common acitivity and things you would like to have on your board, and decribe activity and things you don't want to see on your imageboard.

Also, I've updated my imageboard list.

Now you can see all imageboards we have in the database.


Consider adding your imageboard there. It is free.
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I have made this imageboard database as my first PHP project.
It would be really nice if you consider adding your board to the database.

Thank you very much and sorry for shilling. Have a nice day
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I will soon be out of high school, I want to go to university because it would give me better job prospects, and graduates are statistically shown to earn more on average than people without a degree. The thing is, I seriously don't know what field to choose. The only thing I was ever mildly passionate about is programming, but I have a weird love-hate relationship with it. When I was in middle school, I would play around with gamemaker, unity, and the minecraft mod computercraft, nowadays I occasionally make simple browser games in javascript. While I do enjoy programing when things are going smoothly and my code works the way it should, if I get stuck and I can't figure something out it can get extremely frustrating. If there's a bug in something I'm making and I can't figure it out within an hour I usually just drop the project. I don't code often though, I'm pretty bad at it, and I only do it about once a month. Maybe if I got good this problem would fix itself. I'm thinking about going to a university related to AI since I find the topic interesting, but I would have to code a lot and I'm afraid I would start hating it over time. How do I choose what to do after high school? I seriously have no idea what I will do once I'm done with it. Sorry for the poor English, it's not my first language and I've never read a book in it.
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the saga of fredrick brennan

what does uboachan have to say on the topic of recent developments with respect to hotwheels?
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Vomitive shithole indeed I guess If all imageboards are as retarded as the big ones the whole point of them is just beign that place were loosers an idiots unites just to shittalk, having pointless arguments to see who is the most retard and in general just a site for those who are socially inadapted but hey, at least there is actual good shit from then sometimes like random ass memes lol
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I've made somethings that might be of interest to uboa and the admin(s). Feel free to add to the site if there's something in there you like. I've been improving vichan on kissu.moe and have a version which fixes a large selection of bugs and adds various other tools. https://github.com/ECHibiki/Kissu/releases/tag/Original-Kissu-v6.0.0

something included in there is a banner program that can be found at banners.kissu.moe. It basically generates banner ads on a rotation that people are free to submit. you can see at kissu.moe/qa, download for yourself at https://github.com/ECHibiki/Community-Banners/releases/tag/1.3.1v2

if you have any questions make a post on kissu, github or ecverniy@gmail.com.
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Around the same time that I wrote my Undertale review, I also wrote a review on Touhou Project. I know that some people might hate me for this, but the review is somewhat negative. There might be some grammatical errors still, but I think that overall, it's better than the Undertale review. Please give me your thoughts.
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Hello /ot/ boys
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is STI and seisatsu rly the same person?
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What does Uboachan think about the new 4chon so far? Its been around for a couple weeks or so already.
Also how about this new logo, do you liek it?
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this shit is gay → https://www.4chon.me/meta/res/112.html
uboa faggots need to stay off 4chon if you know whats good for you
4chon will unleash the whirlwind on you furry faggots, we will go ass to mouth on your mom, don't try and start shit with us
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/4chon/ Refugee Thread

Here, since I broke the last one, sure, let's have one of these. Why not. You're probably going to make me regret it though, but I'm cautiously optimistic. Crash on the sofa and don't steal anything. No seisatsu.png.
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Dear STIsatsu,

     I'm uploading these classic 4chon.net banners for your use when you make the new /4chon/ board. As you already are aware, 4chon is a long established internet culture that is currently homeless due to aggressive mass censorship from the corporate world and in order to help preserve diversity of culture and thought on the internet it is imperative that 4chon have a new and reliable permanent home. Uboachan has been fantastically stable over years of tested performance, its a wonderful website with highly skilled technical backing and thats why it's been lucky enough to be picked at the new home for /4chon/.
Congratulations! All you have to do to convert on this fantastic opportunity for yourself is to whip out the mkdir and create the new /4chon/. So easy, its your lucky day! Before long the accolades and affection will be rolling in for you.
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this link is broken https://uboachan.net/4chon/
whats the eta on a fix?
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STI, I saw that you deleted that thread. You literally owe us a new 4chon board. When can we expect it?
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Is gay sex really gay?

To what extent is gay sex gay? I heard it’s straight if the balls don’t touch.
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I am claiming this GET to announce that Seisatsu is in fact STI and that he is lying.
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A recent gem from my inbox.
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As the person who decided to preserve /new/ when everyone else wanted it to disappear, how much personal responsibility do you feel for all of the people who were cold bloodily gunned down in New Zealand?
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Seisatsu thread on 4chon https://8ch.net/4chon/res/292682.html
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Inept Hacking

Lol, sometimes I see some funny shit in our security logs. Guess what dipshit, Rozen hasn't had an account on an uboachan server since 2011 and the admin account on a Linux box is never called admin. Logs posted for chuckles.

OSSEC HIDS Notification.
2019 Jan 31 00:23:48

Received From: sanctum->/var/log/auth.log
Rule: 5712 fired (level 10) -> "SSHD brute force trying to get access to the system."
Src IP:
Portion of the log(s):

Jan 31 00:23:48 sanctum sshd[6493]: Failed password for invalid user admin from port 49822 ssh2
Jan 31 00:23:48 sanctum sshd[6489]: Failed password for invalid user admin from port 49820 ssh2
Jan 31 00:23:46 sanctum sshd[6504]: Invalid user admin from port 49844
Jan 31 00:23:46 sanctum sshd[6502]: Invalid user rozencrab from port 49846
Jan 31 00:23:46 sanctum sshd[6490]: Invalid user rozencrab from port 49816
Jan 31 00:23:46 sanctum sshd[6494]: Invalid user rozencrab from port 49818
Jan 31 00:23:46 sanctum sshd[6493]: Invalid user admin from port 49822
Jan 31 00:23:46 sanctum sshd[6489]: Invalid user admin from port 49820
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If you could live in any fantasy world of your choosing, literally any at all, real or fictional, what would it be and why?

Similar question; if you had the ability to remake yourself to better fit into your fantasy world, what would you become?
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I love you guys. I love ubuu. You remind me of something I was in the past, something that I dearly miss, something that I will always remember.
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A couple days ago, I found an old printed copy, all the way back from middle school, of the login info for some online databases. I thought it'd be funny to see how much info they have on nip stuff. Instead it was sort of depressing, but a bit informative. Newer articles seem to focus entirely on live action remakes or whatever's airing on netflix, older ones from the early 2000s have this air of confusion and disbelief that's painful. The few 90's articles seem the most genuine. Here's some choice quotes. This is how it's perceived by outsiders.
TV Overdose for Kids- 2009
>I still get nostalgic whenever I come across kiddie shows on television.For example, I pine for old good carrot-munching Bugs Bunny and perky Woody Woodpecker. The fast-paced Japanese animated shows called Anime, in my book, are too realistic and mere imitation of violent adult action movies.Some of the casualties of modern animation were characters that my generation grew up with.
>harsh-voice Donald Duck, Tom and Jerry and Mickey Mouse with his merry gang of Minnie Mouse, Pluto and hare-brained Goofy, truly kid stuffs. These wholesome shows of my childhood have now been replaced by Astro Boy, Voltes V, Mazinger Z and other androids battling mechanical monsters out to take over the world.As always, the shows always end up with the hero and the villain trying to annihilate each other in a flurry of lights, colors and grating synthesized sounds. Great for kids, but unfortunately, bad for their education.
>Research shows that exposure to this type of programming increases the risk of aggressive behavior and at the same time, desensitizes children to violence. Studies on links between TV overdose and child development and value formation also reveal that these kinds of shows can muddle children&rsquo;s understanding of the world and get in the way of their learning what&rsquo;s right and what&rsquo;s wrong. All this is according to LimiTV, a United States organization that advocates little-to-no TV viewing for children four-and-under.
>TV can also cause depression in a child who eventually feels like a &ldquo;loser&rdquo; if he or she does not get to possess the product being advertised.
Opening Today- 1997
>Limited Runs- Ghost in the Shell (1995), the anime future thriller that had its debut at South by Southwest last year, returns tonight at 9:30 and 11:15 p.m
>Goku may fly over you this weekend, Sanji will offer a tasty dish and one of Naruto's kunais might come zipping through the air. It's a good thing I brought my kids to work because I'm really not sure what all that means. The boys tell me these and other characters from the world of anime will fill downtown starting Friday when Florida's largest anime convention kicks off at the Tampa Convention Center.
>The boys are excited, but me? I'm just waiting for The Flintstones convention. …
>About that iPhone hype. Unless it comes with a direct connection to the man above, I don't think you should call anything the "Jesus phone."
Japanese Art, Contemporary- 2004
>The signs of Western childhood play a very prominent role in post–World War II Japanese popular art, which has become increasingly global in its reach. This imagery, which is loosely called anime, takes many forms
>Begun in reaction to the events of World War II, anime have been described as both evidence of Japanese cultural vitality in the face of trauma and an escape from it.
>The salient characteristic of Japanese popular art within the history of childhood is its wholesale adoption of distinctly Western conventions for representing the ideal of innocent childhood–hybridized with traditionally Japanese manga comic drawings and mainstream Western cartoons. Most importantly, the large, round-eyed facial features of the stereotypically innocent child quickly became the standard mode of representing anime heroes and heroines, despite their clear racial difference from Japanese facial features.
>Western artists, moreover, have begun to incorporate anime imagery into their traditions, causing the stereotypes of childhood to reappear where they came from in radically new modes. A group of artists led by the award-winning French conceptual artist Pierre Huyghe, for instance, created a series of works made between 1999 and 2002, collectively titled No Ghost Just a Shell, based on an anime girl character called Annlee. These works addressed a range of distinctly adult concerns. As with other aspects of a post-modern, global culture, the signs of what was once considered inherently natural, in this case innocent childhood, have been detached from their content.
That one was super pretentious.
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I just became a Quora partner. I ask questions and depending on the views/ad revenue, I get money, no strings attacthed. I'm not getting my hopes up too high, but it's nice. Any questions suggestions?
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New Years 2019

What will ubuu do during the upcoming New Years Eve?
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Doomed and tired

I can’t stand any more how much my social anxiety keeps blocking me away from what I want to do. I feel like each day I’m going crazier from the weariness and frustration it causes me. And I feel like my life is getting closer and closer to a situation where it is essential for my survival to be able to overcome this, at least enough to not end up starving on the streets.

So, this next week, I’m going to force myself to join at least one discord group I know about for people with anxiety. From there I’ll try to join some non-directed for my problem and instead to my interests. Yeah, I know how ridiculous it is that I can’t even join online groups without stressing out. This is how much social anxiety hinders me.

Through the suggestion of a friend, I’m also going to create an account on tinder. I know how stupid this is, but it might offer in some part what I need to be challenged with. Exposition, been identified, sharing personal information, being approached by strangers, having people manifest interest in talking to me. Where I live this app it’s still not a complete cancer container. And having to deal with the assholes proliferating there will, I expect, allow me to develop other social skills that are also needed.

Have any suggestion to my plan? Or want to tell how stupid it is and that I’m doomed to fail? Feel free to either, I don’t care. I can’t stand how things are anymore. Even if this experience kicks me to the ground, at least something happened, at least I’ll be out of this cycle, even if just for a while.

Have any of you ever done something similar? What have you tried to fight against social anxiety?
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It's halloween season again.
When I was a kid I used to scour around my school for a pumpkin a couple days before the 31st. Then i'd come up with some kind of plan and steal it without anybody noticing. After i'd carve a pattern in it at home and stick a candle inside. Didn't even put it outside. I just kept it in my kitchen and checked on it all the way through the night until it flickered out finally. Now a days I just buy one. What kind of tradtions do you have?

Also, this year i'm looking for a physiological horror movie to watch instead. I'm hopng people here can suggest something that's not entry level like The Shining.
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hello, can anyone throw off yume nikki 0.10 not exe? For easyrpg on android.
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sam hyde here, internet's busiest music nerd

In the past I have been diagnosed with general anxiety disorder and more specifically social anxiety disorder.
It was so bad I couldn't even look people in the eye and I would start shaking whenever I feel like I am looked at, I would run out of classrooms at university because of anxiety attacks.
I can't remember what I was on back at the time.

I have now started a new course ( which basically guranatees a job ) and it's back. It's more under control because I am more mature and have learned to breathe, try to calm myself and distract myself but it still doesn't let me function as a human being. ( + )

I am too poor to afford therapy but my cousin works as a nurse. I have access to: paroxetine, citalopram, sertraline, venlafaxine, regabalin, tradozone and alprazolam.

( + ) I'm currently anticipating social situations and taking 0.50 of xanax ahead with like half or 3 quarters of an hour but this will not last me long because I'm developing resilience to the drug ( I used to take 0.25 ).

I exercise using the bodyweight fitness app whenever I can. I do not drink coffee, alcohol or energy drinks. I used to drink tea but at some point I realised black tea unsettles me and I kind of stopped.

My concerns are anhedonia and gaining weight because this happened last time.
I plan on informing myself for a few weeks first and I am seeking help.
If you can and want please share this post to communities which you think might me knowledgeable.

< this was crossposted from /ratanon/ and was also posted on lainchan I am op >
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Hopefully the right place to put this, but looking for a couple people to help play-test an upcoming game.

Best way I can describe it as a cross between LSD and Dreaming Mary. It all seems very randomy but does have an overarching horror element exposed late-game that ties it together. Very heavy exploration based with levels that change themselves as you progress.

Does require a decent gaming rig, and fully supports local CO-OP. The game is finished besides any last minute bug-fixes or additional hints as needed.
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I'm writing a very general paper on single parenthood for uni. Since some people here seem very passionate about that topic, I'm hoping they have something interesting to say about it. Could you guys help me out?
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The State of Image Boards

I've noticed a very disturbing trend going on online. There seems to be a split where everywhere you go it's either a shitpost hellscape where everybody constantly bitches about Jews 24/7, or a hyper safe space full overly sensitive communists and tumblrinas. The vitriol is just so insufferable. I'm Jewish and i'm definitely not swimming in money, nor are my relatives, but I have to sit and read about how Jews are destroying the world and cause every problem in pretty much any place I go. It doesn't even make sense. Would lobbying be okay if only white people did it? Nobody acknowledges that Jews are just as much brainwashed as everybody else by modern political correctness and liberalism. Nope, Jews just want to take over the world and use everybody else as slaves. The Talmud says so and Harvey Weinstein types definitely have a copy of the Talmud on their night stand. That's why so many powerful positions of power are Jews. It's all a zionist conspiracy. Also they're actually marxists which is why they like business and banking so much. If that's the case, where's my cut? It's like stormfront is slowly leaking everywhere else. You can't even escape it on music boards. Nobody talks about music there, it's all just /pol/shit.
The only other option is in many ways worse. You constantly have to walk on eggshells and be mindful of everybody's sensibilities. This is the problem with ideology. It infects everything it touches and slowly wrings it to death. It's suffocating. The infected have their head so far up their own ass and they think they're the objective moral authority. They're the saviors and everybody else is wrong and needs to be silenced.
Is this just going to be how things are from now on? Is there any hope of things cooling down and becoming neutral again?
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A distant relative just died and for whatever reason you inherit their private island and the boat to get there. Only you know about this besides the guy that informed you. What do you do?
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Shit guys I'm going to kyoto in the summer for 6 weeks and I can't wait! I love Japan and everything about since I've been in highschool and I can't believe that all my hardwork has paid off! I know this isn't necessarily yn related by I just really wanted to share this with you guys. Has Yume Nikki ever shaped your perception on Japan? I don't what it is about stuff like yn or lsd dream emulator but that just gives me that "magic" feeling that I love so much and I'm wondering if I will get that when I am over there.
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Ubuu, I need your advice, preferably female. I know there's probably some other place better for this kind of thing, but I basically haven't used the internet other than to lurk on chans, science and programming, some indie game development blogs and the dark side of the japanese web for about 9 years. In other words, this is basically the only place where I even post, and I wouldn't even know about other place where I could write it. Really, you guys are the only people I feel comfortable with to talk about this. It's going to be slightly long so, please, forgive me in advance.

Long story short, I've started college some time ago. I was your typical anon, that is to say, my idea of social skills was very poor, I am a knee-deep weeaboo and I was a loner kid through my adolescence. Luckily, I haven't got any problem with just talking with people, but I do have a real problem on long-term relationships of any sort. How people could maintain contact, go out and share meals and whatever, hell, talk daily was a slightly odd idea for me, mainly because I've never made acquittance with people who would be interested in talking with me that much; the concept has been always slightly alien to me. It just seemed weird, if I had to go out I felt I wouldn't know how to react, engulfed by a feeling of being lost – out of place, as my surroundings would become blurry and I would just sit there with the head low and muted. That's the kind of impression I always got of "going out" with people – and on the very title occasions this happened, it was like that (mostly before college).
Some time forward, about a year after starting college, I managed to start talking with people and forming some basic "contact" – that is to say, we knew each other names and we got together to study – sort of relationship with a bunch of guys I met there, which later grew into what you could call friendship (or at least I believe so, as I said, I suck at judging these things, but I'm fairly sure you can call it that). We shared similar interests so that made it easier for me to relax and actually be a bit of myself with nerd jokes among other things, which increased my self-esteem to talk with other people in other classes too, even of normal things I wouldn't normally care to discuss that much. Mostly out of courtesy, but overall they weren't boring people, and I was also interested in how far I could go handling it (which thankfully, went all right in the end).
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bring /2/ back pls
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Has anyone else here heard of the Voynich Manuscript? It's a book from centuries ago full of strange plant drawings and untranslatable text. People have been trying to figure it out for hundreds of years. There's like ten plus documentaries about it. Recently, a guy figured out that it's probably in short-hand Latin or something like that. A bootleg health book copy. What's interesting to me is how similar its aesthetic is to YN's in some ways.
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hello Human Beings how are You doINg on This day in the YEAR Of ouR LOrd, 2018, 2018, not 2000, not 3000, in your lifes? Is you be having are many success or happenstance it luck being only until the………….. This is a practice writing the document. On this Day I write this Document and Tell the WOrld about my Grand Vision. My Grand Vision is incredibly, once of the best you'v ever seened. You don't even have to butter your butter your butter your butter your butter your images. I'm only have of an image. Ha Ha. That was a joke. LOL. I am the one who is having the laughter. I almost spell laughter incorrectly while I was typing it but I went back and I fixed it so not really because the chance itself was not that great since I went back andi fixed the errors, unebelively so you cannot parse a broken dog clocks twice a day unless he has not enough heads to meow in which case is he in danger of becomingg a mermaid??????? Only God can answer that question and on this day I leave You With this Strang Query: ""? Oh Ho Ho HO HO I bet you will not Figure Out That one……. merrily u will skip away and become one wit the elder gods n die, why come you don't it exists badly within ~~~~~~~
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After years of research, this is a list of words I demand to be filtered and replaced with other words to adapt them to the reality of the community and its circles:

>Undertale—Meme Game

>Collab—Make the game for me
>RPG Maker—I can't code
>Pixel art—I can't draw
>Horror game—Puzzle game
>Gore—Soft gore/couple blood stains
>Fangame—Copy/Clone/Future abandonware
>MC—Self insert Mary Sue
>Ex Fangame—Tag exploit for sharing purposes
>Headcanon—Made up bullshit/Fan fantasy
>Original music—Five seconds midi loops
>Game Jam—Unfinished game generator
>Janitor—Substitute Maid
>Banned—Temporarily restrained
>Endorsed—Stolen from

Suggestions are welcome.
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Humans and Roosters, Roosters and Humans

Have you ever wondered of rooster onomatopoeia? Because the English version of rooster crow is so utterly fake! Just compare the audio of crowing rooster https://freesound.org/people/Sclolex/sounds/324210/ and the "cock-a-doodle-doo". Neither English "cock-a-doodle-doo", nor German 'kikeriki' or Russian /kukarʲe'ku:/ manages to achieve the faintest semblance of rooster crow. The only language I've found that does at least the rhythm(prosody?) right is Turkish: ü-ürü-üüü /yʔyryʔyː/.
I believe that the most appropriate approximation would be ugh'q'ghyrr-lurh /ʔʌɦʔqəʔ'ɦy:rlʌə:h/ (all vowels glottal).
And what spelling would you suggest?
And why do Indo-European languages(And not only those: Japanese roosters go kokekokkō.) fail to convey actual rooster crows so badly? Any guesses?
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Discord Problems

Anyone know what to do about not being able to get into the Discord chat? I am new, and I'm sorry if that's why, but every time I use the "!join" command, It won't go through. Anyways, thanks in advance!
(The name's JD by the way, although my Discord should read TheKappyKaptain)
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How are you celebrating, broskis?
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I don't feel so good mr. kikiyama

I was looking for old things and I found this in yume nikki's manga
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I don't even know what kind of meme is this. This imageboard is slow as fuck, and practically a walking body. Then some heat developed on the yndd board and everybody is losing its shit over it. Even sei said to tone it down, over literally nothing. And you have this shefedora complaining about him not being censoring enough.

What's the deal with this site? It's even more of a safespace than tumblr at this point.

I feel like what you guys want is just a board of Yes-Men that won't even dare to raise their tone even a bit.

(This was a response to this thread >>18938, but it's locked.)
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Why does she hate Sei so much?
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Pic unrelated

What's the weirdest-sounding word you know? A word that just doesn't look or sound right, but does have a meaning.

Bibelot: A small object of curiosity, beauty, or rarity.
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Minecraft Lost Cities Mod

I set up a Minecraft Lost Cities modded server to play around with. Take a look. It's a mapgen mod, so the world is an auto-generated abandoned city in all directions. If there is enough interest for me to find donors, I will add some more features and plugin support. Currently it is otherwise vanilla, with 12 player slots.

There are skyscrapers, highways, bridges, tunnels, subways, and other structures. Forever. Treasure boxes and mob spawners are scattered randomly about, making it a very hostile world with infinite exploration value.

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looking for an image that had instructions on how to remove and optimize files and services in windows 7 that i didnt have the foresight to save. pretty sure it was posted somewhere on this chan, but i cant find it, and search engines have failed me so far

some details of the image i remember: it was black with white text, very small font, and had numbered sections. there was info on stuff like what default programs to remove, interface tweaks to make, and useless services to remove for less memory usage

id really appreciate anyone who could post the image here or at least point to a place where it can be found

(pic unrelated obvs)
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is Ohio as kawaii as it makes out to be ?
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Good guess, but what really happened what that i was stoned out of my brain and listening to Hawkwind and daydreaming about space travel when the familiar phrase "tachyon impact" entered the area between my ears somehow and I had no idea why it was familiar and I thought about it on and off for a day or so before I remembered that it was connected to one of the chon chiefs and you're the only one who still publicly operates a website so I posted it here strictly out of nostalgia, hoping that it would ring a bell with someone.

anyway I was just looking through my hard drive (stoned out of my brain and listening to Armageddon) trying to find and image to post and I found this one and I have no idea at all why its there, does anyone recognize?
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ayy lilin

ban me lilin
make this a safespace stalin would be proud of you stupid fuck
and dont worry, everyone agrees with you stepping in and making a bunch of retarded rules because you banned the people who said they were retarded
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If magically killing one random person would somehow make the world a better place, and you knew this for an absolute fact, would you make that choice? Would you choose differently depending on if the totally random person could be you or not?
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Fringe was such a fucked up piece of shit. It was the less successful project of the guy who made Lost while he was still a massive deal. The depths, the depths this show goes to… Basically its a crime drama that tries to pander to conspiracy nuts. The show starts by the female, blond mc taking out this generic mad scientist from a mental institution to try and solve the first of an endless series, and downward spiral of supernatural crimes connected to multiple, competing conspiracies. The coocky scientist constantly talks about gibberish and the writers try so painfully hard to make him endearing. He'll ask the black Harvard student assistant whose name he can't remember to get him pudding-pops and fanta soda or some shit constantly. That's another thing, he refuses to work out of any lab except for the one he used to use when he taught at Harvard. His grandson is a genius, but he's a super special genius because he forged his MIT certificate. He's not just one of the sheeple. Even though he's just some bland guy the show talks about him like he's really shifty and Machiavellian. The lead actress has no personality, she's as bland as it gets.

Every episode has the same formula where some supernatural thing will happen, the scientist will pull a solution out of his ass, that he apparently made fifty years ago, and the day is saved. This show is, "science fiction", by the way. The sheer amount of pseudo-science is ridiculous and the show tries to explain it by saying that the laws of physics are being bent because a parallel universe is slowly colliding with ours or some shit. From that point on the ongoing, "plot", is endless twists and turns and loopty loops and dumb chess analogies. At one point the female lead's partner gets replaced with a robot copy from the parallel universe after her first partner turns into slime or something. Also, she has the dead partner's memories because she entered his brain before he died or something by going into a sensory deprivation chamber and sticking some metal wires into her neck. And then at one point, she is switched with her parallel universe counterpart, and it's treated like a rape analogy. She doesn't know that she was replaced because her memories were flipped.

At several points in the show, they make it seem like everything is going to change and the whole dynamic is going to flipped on its head, before changing their mind, and going back to the status-quo. At one point, the mc gets teleported by getting hit by a car or something. The team gets disbanded, but weird crimes start happening again, so they make a new team with a mexican female lead this time. The next episode they just think of some way to get rid of the character that they literally just introduced and bring back the original mc out of nowhere. The grandson later saves the world and it feels like the show is going to end, but it doesn't. The grandson didn't sacrifice himself, he got teleported to an alternative future by the dooms-day device he stopped. The show makes you think it's going to be in the future, but the very next episode he somehow gets transported back, but he's invisible and nobody remembers him.

He then becomes real again or some shit, and even though he doesn't know if the mc is his mc or not, he tries to start a relationship with her, and somehow this makes her get fake memories that are like the real memories because the mc has special powers by the way. This show doesn't directly say that 9/11 was a conspiracy, but they do make the parallel world still have the twin towers. The height of retardation is when the scientist's old friend is dying, so they try to go into his mind to put him in a computer. The whole episode is shot in terrible cgi where they just run around looking for the mc inside of this guy's mind. And then imaginary zombies attack them for some reason, and they ride in a blimp to escape from them. Their plan doesn't work though so the guy dies.

But, wait, before he died he put a, "soul beacon" inside of the mc, so he possess her. It's like the writers had a competition to see who could make the show as stupid as possible. It has to be seen to be believed where this fucking thing goes.
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tachyon impact
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ITT: stupid shit you spent way too much time on for no reason

i’m guilty of this heavily, so i’ll just use one example.
I literally spent half an afternoon writing a lengthy analysis on the anatomy and byproducts of fairies (the 2hu fairies) and how they’re seen in both fairy and youkai/human culture. all developed on my own, mind you, none of this was established before.
To save you the pain reading the whole thing, i’ll skim it down to the bare bones for those who are curious. Still gonna probably be a hefty read.

essentially, the main part of fairy anatomy boils down to fairies not having any real genetalia, instead having their wings be the erogenous, more sensitive part of their body. since fairies don’t exactly reproduce, nor have the need to, it’s simply just a stand in for reproduction in fairy culture. Fairies also passively emit various pheromones from their wings, which coagulate over time into this flaky, dandruff like material colloquially referred to as Dust. Dust, being a delicacy due to faries being too stubborn to stay still long enough to collect much, is heavily desired by human and youkai medicine makers alike, who seek to use certain kinds of Dust in their products for various reasons.

tl;dr: fairies have no genitals, their wings are the stand in. Since fairies don’t reproduce, it’s considered taboo to rub them in fairy culture. Fairy wings also build up a pheromone residue, nicknamed Dust. Medicine makers can’t get enough of that shit, and pay top dollar for a decent sample.
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Luna's Tavern

Looking for a place to enjoy the twilight? Do you like MBTI and spiritual anomalies? Just want a comfy place to have some idle chit-chat? Then come, the tavern awaits you…

discord link: BcXWAAu
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Hello to the uboachan community! My name is Helpful Antonio and I wish you a very warmm welcome and grateful. I hope we can be friends.

Here are my spells and their strengths.

<span style="color:red;">Fireball Strength 13 *****</span>
<span style="color:blue;">Mana Recharge Strength 2 **</span>
<span style="color:green;">Major Heal Strength 5 *</span>
<span style="color:black;">Blackhole Strength 1000 (too many stars for here)</span>
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If magically eating one random bean burrito would somehow make the world a better place, and you knew this for an absolute fact, would you make that choice? Would you choose differently depending on if the totally random burrito could be yours or not?
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I just leave it here: http://doujinmusic.ru

This is a lossless (FLAC) doujin music library that you can listen on the fly with a browser or mobile device (Android, iOS).

The library is constantly updated, and you can add your own collections.
And of course the hunt for priority.

You can get into the library by receiving an invite in the telegram-channel https://t.me/touhouchan
It's free.

We are glad to everyone who is interested.
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Comfy /gon/dola thread!
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Thoughts on tvtropes. I think it's shit. None of the page titles make any sense or suggest what they're talking about. All of the articles are mostly just made up of referring to other tropes by their confusing, made-up names so the whole thing is just nonsense and worthless.
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Sup sluts

I am excite
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There's a legend that the violinist Giuseppe Tartini kept himself in a room to practice almost constantly for years. When he reconnected with the world, it's said that it was hard to believe how much better he had become. If you could lock yourself in a room for a year to practice a single skill with zero social or economic repercussions, would you do it and what skill would you choose? Here's the rules: All of your living expenses are paid for, but you can't leave your room for any reason other than to use the bathroom, you can't opt out once you start, you cannot have access to any form of entertainment other than, you must spend as much time as possible practicing.
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Happy belated birthday, ubuu!
I wish I wasn't the only faggot who remembers.
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Worst board. Everybody always says /hikki/ is the worst board, but now i've realized that it's obviously /cos/. I never connected the dots before because I kept forgetting that /cos/ exists. Anyway, give me a status update. How do you feel ubuu is doing?
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i had to reboot to get my filesystem to reflect the year change in searches, i lost like 4 months of uptime. this has never happened to me before, i remember distinctly watching the new millennia turn over with no issues on a SunOS machine and that was decades ago. anyone have an idea what i did wrong?

← weev 2017
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first three words you see

I got
Most Bad Sin
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Greetings from Krautchan

Someone posted nudes of your admin on our board earlier today with the instruction that we come repost them here. He's actually kinda cute, but looked probably underaged in the pic. I think it was a Canadian.

Anyways, that is all.

t. Bernd
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Been some three (or four?) years since I stopped visiting here. Many of the old threads still around. /g/ got removed during my time. It was kinda cool.

What I can still remember: that one Japanese guy with the great theories and explanations for the symbols, Booger-chan (funny thing, I made a friend who's a bit like her), that butthurt brasilian? kid with youtube as his weapon, the launch of the manga, christmas presents thread. And the aesthetic, which was really at least one somethingth of the experience.

Thanks for the cool pics and bittersweet memories (I wouldn't have known times of crippling anxiety could be nostalgic afterwards). Good luck in the future, keep /yn/ alive, keep /ot/ a little toxic, also wasn't there a 2kki board at some point in time? Rest in peace WILDCARD. what the fuck are these unrelated anime pics?

Regards, someone with a unrelated anime pic.
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I remember reading somewhere a while back that a lot of the, "unanswered questions", in SEL were actually answered in Digimon Tamers. Both were directed by the same person and DT is notable for it's darker tones and bizarre themes. Do you think there's any merit to this, or was it just some guy looking too deeply things and seeing something that isn't there? What do you think the parallels are, if any? At the very least, both have sentient digital beings.
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What was that thread that way just posted and deleted by that 18 year old girl? It was so painful to read. Jesus how pathetic. Complaining about shit when she had pretty much every advantage. Oh boo hoo, rejected by any ivy league when you got bs and cs from your ap classes and didn't even do sports when you had a talent for it? I'm just sobbing for that poor girl. How tragic and not all all predictable. But, seriously reading that shit made me want to drown a puppy.
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Who else likes Golden Boy? I watched it a few years ago and ever since I've been smitten. It kind of represents an unrealistic ideal that you still strive to come closer to. As far as, "ecchi", shows go, it's definitely one of the best as that part is only in the side-lines and never gets in the way of the plot. I like its episodic nature, which I think should be more common.
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Does anybody still care about Thanksgiving?
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When I was a kid I used to kill ants for fun. The methods in which I did this were peculiar enough for me to want to post about them. Just to be clear, I have never hurt any other animals, nor have I wanted to do so as a kid. Besides insects and spiders, I actually love animals. Ants were in a strange sort of limbo for me because while they weren't large enough for me to be afraid of them, I still could not feel even a shred of empathy for them. Being in this limbo is what allowed killing them to be fun to me.

My favorite weapon of choice was a serrated butter knife and my favorite method of killing was to very slightly tap them with the flat part of the blade. Even the tiniest bit of force would cause sever damage to them. I would scout for a victim and once they were selected let them know of my presence by tapping the knife on the ground near them. I would chase them around for a while before finally landing a blow. After the first tap they wouldn't be able to run anymore, but they would still keep moving. A lot of the time their antenna would be bent and some of their appendages would be broken. I would let them walk around a little before tapping them again and again and again until they stopped moving. Here's the first interesting observation that I made about their behavior. If an ant is still capable of moving it's body, but it is sure of its own death, it will curl up into a ball and twitch until it stops moving. Most of the time I tapped them to death before this could occur. The second method of killing would be to simply cut them in half, which required more coordination than I thought it would. I was surprised to discover that if cut low enough, they would continue to walk around after. On some occasions, I thought I saw some kind of trail of flesh following behind them.

I discovered a few, "human", like traits in the ants behavior, although, I may be projecting. For instance, ants that have been cut in half seemed to display more erratic behavior than tapped ants. They were more aimless and frantic in their movements. The reaction of ants to them was also far greater than tapped ants. Ants seem to show some form of fear. Besides killing ants, I also used the knife to both illicit a reaction from them and push them from one location to another. When two healthy ants were pushed into each other they always panicked greatly when put into contact with each other. This panic was far greater when one of the ants was damaged in some way. When simply observing ants without interfering, I noticed that while healthy ants occasionally stopped to interact with other, they never did this with damaged ants, who they seemed to actively avoid. I noticed that ants who have taken notice of me would sometimes stop and possibly look up at me. Sometimes, instead of slowly killing an ant with tapping, I would slowly cut it to pieces with the knife when it is immobilized. Trying to cut off an ants legs while it was still capable of moving was far too much of a pain to try to do regularly. Another method was to grind the ant against the rough space between my kitchen tiles with the knife, which resulted in the ant being shredded into tiny dots in a straight line. Killing an immobilized ant in this manner in front of another immobilized ant seemed to illicit a frantic reaction and greater fear of being into that space. The most resilient moving part of an ant is the antenna. Even when immobilized and almost totally dead, the antenna would still frantically move regardless of how bent and broken they were. The only way to stop the movement of the antenna was to either cut them off or kill the ant.

The large scale behavior noticeably shifted after enough of their numbers were eliminated. If in a small area there was a mass grave of ant corpses, regardless of the number of crumbs, some ants would avoid the area upon sight. I saw what seemed to be shock in one ant who unexpectedly encountered such a scene and promptly fled. The area that the ants occupied changed depending on the killings.
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lol yume nikki edgy
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Does anybody else remember blind mute loli? Man, that shit was soooo good.