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 No.36[Reply][Last 50 Posts]

http://pastebin.com/vKr2C1SF


21:30NaaaAAAnai'm on my teaching training college
21:30Moog: (
21:30Moogi'm lazy
21:30NaaaAAAnayo, moog
21:30MoogNaaaAAAna lets fuck
21:30WriterI hate kidney beans
21:31WriterWait moog what
21:31Moogwait
21:31NaaaAAAnawhat the fuck, moog
21:31POPkunWOW MOOG HOW INAPPROPIATE
21:31Moogyeah what the hell of it
21:31MoogPOPkun wow
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 No.16292

[9:45 PM] BOTmoog: @Booger, drunk chat w me
[9:45 PM] Booger: no @moog i have to go to bed
[9:45 PM] BOTmoog: @Booger, I think drinking is probably better



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 No.17258[Reply]

Paranormal, religious texts, and philosophies are records/influences of humans with technology to live eternal life interacting with humans who were other than possessing technology to live eternal life.

People who didn't have technology to live eternal life have explained their experiences with humans who have technology to live eternal life as psi, parapsychology, paranormal, religion, and philosophy.

What I'm saying is texts of religions, histories, and philosophies are records or influenced of interactions with humans who had technology to live eternal life.
What I'm saying is humans have had technology to live eternal life since thousands of years earlier than now.

Videos below are proofs of technology to live eternal life:
https://youtu.be/nbJoHi9MS0Y
https://youtu.be/nEVTU4iHk94
https://youtu.be/ku52TW6Ghyk
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 No.17291

>>17290
Okay.

 No.17292

>>17291

you are controlling a meat machine

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 No.17294

>>17292
Oh fuck…humans to eat humans?..science freak experiments eating humans? I have seen waaaay to many animals eat humans. FUCK.

Do go into more detail, though.

 No.17295

>>17293
>>17294

Your consciousness comes from your Think Machine. It's sending instructions to your Meat Machine: your body. However, your Meat Machine also sends its own influence into the Think Machine.



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 No.16854[Reply]

I'm pretty new here and would like to ask some long-time users a question. What are some of the stupidest things people have ever said on this site? What's just been the most interesting stuff to happen here(like the guy in pic, who's that?)
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 No.17252

>>17251
half of it, the fact that outsiders think this is 4chan doesn't help either.

 No.17253

Where can I put all these watermelons?

 No.17254

>>16854
I have abandoned the vomitive shithole uboachan is quite some time ago and I'm not going back there now. Don't ever associate me with those "peope", if they could even be called that.

 No.17255

I think the stupidest thing I've ever heard on this site was that guy in /x/ asking about filthy frank.

 No.17257

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Some faggot asking in /yn/ if it was possible to hack yume nikki and see the internal files.



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 No.17256[Reply]

I was going on pinataisland.info and I keep getting this 'parse error' text.
Could this mean pinataisland.info is dead? I could see that the site is alive from the frontend page, but not the main page.


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 No.16798[Reply]

Press ctrl+V. Whatever prints is what you post.

>EAT YOUR own ass


Ok then.
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 No.17227

Donald Trump is US president and Wikileaks is about to blow the lid on interdenominationaldemensional globalist pedophile vampires.

 No.17228

They wanted to have a good time, but they were like children playing in the street; they could see one after another of them being killed–run over, maimed, destroyed–but they continued to play anyhow.

i was on lainchan and wanted to look up this quote that was below a banner.

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 No.17247

I see a massive lack of drive and practical understanding in the non-denominational church presently. It's been pushing me towards the Roman Catholic and Eastern Orthodox churches in my leisure reading.



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 No.11656[Reply]

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEY YOU GUYS
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 No.13417

>>13416
She's back

 No.13418

BTW who is the kawaii waifu.

 No.13736

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 No.13737

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 No.17245

back when i saw the gooonies



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 No.17048[Reply]

Shit guys I'm going to kyoto in the summer for 6 weeks and I can't wait! I love Japan and everything about since I've been in highschool and I can't believe that all my hardwork has paid off! I know this isn't necessarily yn related by I just really wanted to share this with you guys. Has Yume Nikki ever shaped your perception on Japan? I don't what it is about stuff like yn or lsd dream emulator but that just gives me that "magic" feeling that I love so much and I'm wondering if I will get that when I am over there.
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 No.17058

Kinkakuji was trash, don't go there.
Too touristy, and smells like literal shit because of it.

 No.17091

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enjoy yourself!

i know exactly what that "magic" feeling you're talking about is, hopefully i'll be able to experience that one day as well.

 No.17100

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>>17048
You better come and update this thread when you go. Or at all pls.

 No.17225

>>17100
Hey guys I'm just waiting to get all the paper work finished and I should be able to go on the 28th of May. We are all gonna make it guys!

 No.17242

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>>17225
Cool, have fun in animu and mango land.



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 No.17034[Reply]

Tell me about interesting things that happened when you were in school. In elementary there was this one kid who was always swearing and making dirty jokes. He one time asked a bunch of other kids if they would rather watch their parents have sex one thousand times or join them one time.
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 No.17055

In history class a friend of mine pointed his fingers at the teacher as if he would aim a riffle at her. She was a well known pacifist at school and as a result she smashed the projector in front of her with the big history book she was holding in that moment. Classmate was threatened with expulsion by rector.

 No.17062

Theres a sushi thread y'all'd probably appreciate https://sushigirl.us/silicon/res/333.html

 No.17117

ive got a bunch but ive got limited time so I'll just post what's on the top of my head.
Our group used to hang out by these black concrete tables by the ampitheater at our school. As far as classic stereotypes were, we were the outcasts, kind of a mix of nerds, metalheads, emos, potheads, D&D/MTG players, etc basically anyone was allowed to hang out with us. One day we're fucking around and this kid picks me up over his shoulder and swings me around like a helicopter blade. Anyways this jock asshole from the ampitheater pushes the kid while he's spinning me, and the force of him falling down, multiplied by the centrifugal force of me spinning, caused my head to chip off a piece of the concrete from the table. I was out for about a minute.

I don't know many stories that don't involve some kind of debauchery or drug use, by the way, but I want to stress that these stories don't define my high school life, they were just a part of it.

 No.17139

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>>17051
I guess you could say he didn't have a good head on his shoulders.

 No.17241

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In fourth and fifth grade I had a music teacher. Tall, lanky, middle aged. I wont say his name, but I think older student's called him something like Jorgy. Jorgy was a really interesting guy. He was extremely disorganized, messy, confusing and all around kind of bad at his job. A lot of times he would just not show up to work and wouldn't even leave a substitute in his place. Everyone in my class had to stand around, waiting for the office to get someone to fill in. Jorgy used a lot of strange ways to describe things like telling us to play, "fluffily". He also had quit the short temper and would yell at students pretty often for practically nothing. I was mostly spared from his wrath because my mom was also a music teacher at the same district. At pretty much every concert Jorgy would hook my mother in and ask her to tune the student's instruments despite not being paid extra to do so and only being there because of me. He bossed around and pushed a lot of work onto his co-workers actually. When someone was assigned something with him he would just wait until the other person did everything. If the work wasn't done both people would get the blame not matter what, so he knew it would get done with or without him. That's just how things worked and since Jorgy somehow got tenure they couldn't do anything about it. As long as everything was done the administrators didn't care. Got paid more than my mom too… Now, Jorgy was always kind of a nervous guy, but around the second half of forth grade he got a lot more so. It was a bit strange. He started randomly getting injuries like a broken leg, or a damaged cornea. He started missing more and more classes. None of my classmates thought much of it at the time. A couple years after, right smack in the middle of the year he just quit. He was always saying that he was gonna do it and it was obvious that he hated his job, but this time he really did it. His timing was the strange thing. He didn't wait until the end of the year or even during a break. He just left one day. I asked my mom about it and only then did I get some background information. Apparently towards the start of my fourth school year he was showing off his fancy new phone to all of his coworkers. Right around when he started acting strangely though his phone was mysteriously replaced by a really old, cheap one. Not only that, but he would change his phone number practically every month. Money that was supposed to be for music started vanishingPost too long. Click here to view the full text.



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 No.17200[Reply]

Pet thread?


Share stories, or photos if you don't feel like writing.


All pets allowed. Even pet plants and virtual pets.
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 No.17224

>>17223
They're literally promoting the spread of an invasive species under the false pretense of trying to, "save the earth".
"Our goal is simple. We want students and teachers to learn about amphibian declines 'hands - on' by actually caring for endangered species! We believe by distributing these frogs to as many classrooms as possible that together we quite literally can save a frog ( or two ) from extinction"

 No.17234

Here is a somewhat long story that might be more of a horror story for pet lovers.

Back in the 80s my parents had a cute brown mutt. She was smart and had a lovable charisma, a really easygoing type of dog. My parents cared for her immensely. She was always inside the house’s fenced property, only leaving when accompanied by one of the owners. So it was strange that one day, even though this precaution, no matter how much they’d call for her she wouldn’t come. They searched the whole house and garden but the dog was nowhere. They assumed she must have found a way out even though how unprovable it seemed to them. All the ways out of the property were closed, the fence was too big to jump, there were no evidences of escape efforts, and it was just out of the dog’s character to leave the house even if given the chance. She was well trained, knew she had to stay even if the doors were left open.

Despite my parents’ efforts, they didn’t found her or any clues of her whereabouts. None of the neighbours had seen her. No one of the neighbourhood had seen her. The dog just vanished. They were heartbroken. Didn’t had any more ideas about what to do.

Then one day, around a month after, a similar dog was seen wandering the street where they lived. But something seemed off. Still my parents wanted to clear any doubts, and it was indeed their dog, although their joy was overshadowed by how hard it was to believe to be the same animal. She was in an unbelievable messed up state, it just seemed like she had gone through some kind of hell and come back. All her fur was either missing or just some leftover dirty patches, skinny as if she hadn’t eaten for months, physical marks as if she had been through abuse, her body looked frail as if she could stop breathing any time. It seemed impossible to everyone that, in such a short time, the dog would end up like that. At least on its own.

What worried the most though were some strange marks on her body, especially a few clean and symmetrical small holes on her head. They didn’t seem organic, as with an animal bite. They appeared to have been done with an object.

They rushed to a vet and even though the doctors couldn’t come up with a good reason for her state, they did had one suspicion. They supposed she might have been victim to animal testing. They told my parents that in a neighbourhood not very far from where they lived there was a research facility (of what my parents don’t remePost too long. Click here to view the full text.

 No.17237

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My dog died a few weeks ago. He was so cute and fat and a big drama queen when I first met him. I only knew him for a year or two but he was really something else. I'm a Hikki/NEET so it really was nice having him around. I feel lonely now. He died because he was old so I'm not too sad over that, but he was suffering a lot his last month and especially his last few days.

He was a little dachshund and 13 or so years old. I'm glad he's finally at peace now. Pic related isn't him, I'd feel kinda weird posting that but this dog looks very similar. He made me really love dachshunds.

 No.17239

>>17237
i'm sorry for your loss, friend.

 No.17240

>>17237
Daschunds are truly bro-tier dogs. I'm sorry for your loss man.



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 No.17211[Reply]

I met on adult dating site (mofos.me) with a girl. After a while she admitted that she's a nymphomaniac. But the problem is that I'm a virgin and I'm afraid to screw it up. Can you recommend something? Her profile: mofos.me/heatherdee And sorry for my language.
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 No.17216

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OP, don't forget to post when they're ripping your organs off.

 No.17218

>>17213
Ehh I've met a couple nymphos in the past. But I dun think they'd be keen on adult dating sites. ymmv

 No.17235

I have seen the exact same post with different name/pic/link on 8ch and lainchan.

 No.17236

>>17235
So, it is a disguised add. Thought so. It just sounds so much like clickbait.

"Hey guys. I'm an innocent little virgin but through this site I found a obviously believable cute nymphomaniac and they are totally hot for my d. Here is a photo of them, oh, and of course, also a link to their profile because what kind of idiot would not share the personal link to a person who wants to roll with us. Maybe if you come to the site you'll also meet more people that want to do you than your hands can hold."

 No.17238

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>And sorry for my language.
Considering how this post has no profanities, op is probably talking about about the way they write. Seeing as how this is an ad, I bet this guy is just some mildy creepy, indian office worker whose work is in the same vein as telemarketers and, "customer support"(the guys that tell you that your pc is fucked and that you need to download xyz software so they can steal your information).



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