/ot/ - Off-topic

Hello anon! I assume you, like many of us, are 14 year old shitposters from Taiwan! You might be a bit confused, but here is my guide to sucessfully avoid the ban hammer and appear like a sucessful and interesting person on this board! Also included are some general tips for the Uboachan lifestyle. You cool yet, holmes? Aight hombre, time to start this guía:


Uboachan's best is composed of /t/, /neet/ and /ot/

You should listen to Linkin Park while playing .flow, it helps a lot with the atmosphere

Don't forget to help tumblr figure out YN/.flow/2kki/memetsuki by revealing the truth to them (Mado was raped/Sabi is a slut/Urotsuki has big tits and is a homofurry transhuman boy/memetsuki has a dark past)

Listen to BABYMETAL while studying Spanish, it will help your pronounciation tenfold!

Always have a folder full of Cory ready, you might just not know when it might be useful.

Getting PROJECT Yume Nikki merchandise results in some sick reputation around these roads.

Save up money or steal your parents credit card and buy a Toyota AE86 Sprinter Trueno and proceed to drift to impress all the hot girls at school.

Watch Lain and uncover all the secrets of the entire world.

Always ignore Kibbles' posts, as he is a filthy うぼあ-Madrid War veteran who tries to mess with all the new generations like you, and grow you into a cynical, full on dick shitting, teeth rotting cute G.I.R.L

By the way, here in /hikki/, if you tell us about how sad your life is, 100% guaranteed (this is almost like a law by now) there will be a jealous angsty bitch with an even MORE sadder life or batshit insane scenario.

Don't forget, your spirit is not lost, we will always be here to gently pat your ass cheeks when you sucessfuly shitpost with us.

If your mom hates you just say she doesn't understand your suffering and just talk about your dreams, ambitions, downfalls and fears.

Lastly, don't forget to sign up for our secret society!