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Gaming in the 1900's

Specifically 1980's to 1999.

What was your favorite game/game series growing up? for me, it was Spyro, Sonic, maybe some Mario, and a few obscure games.
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I'll bite. What about some of your favorite 1900's television or movies?

While I enjoy the Astro Boy anime as somewhat of a novelty due to it's quirks (severely limited animation and poor audio), the Astro Boy manga is actually a pretty good mix of action sci-fi and speculative fiction. Some people are turned off by the dated look but I generally like the look of manga from the showa era because I like to watch how styles for manga have evolved.
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So yeah, I decided I will learn how to cook this year. Any advice on kitchen-related newbie problems?
Not necessarily related to the cooking itself, but about the handling of food/tools and basic knowledge.
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Breadmaker General

I got a bread maker for Christmas and I've been having fun / saving money / making delicious bread with it. Give me some ideas. What should I put in it?

Also Breadmaker General thread.
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Ok, this might not interest everyone, but if you have a basic grasp of the language (or can properly use Google Translate) it might amuse you.

An online version of the famous cooking manual by Pellegrino Artusi. While most of its recipes are now shunned by hip and 'modern' chefs, this manual is generally considered to be the Bible of italian cooking. Since it was meant as a guide for improving the eating standards of Italy, it uses fairly basic ingredients, and it deals mostly with plebs level eating.

Afaik, the manual is only available as a near out of print $50 hardcover, and a few odd recipes scattered around. If you see any title that piques you but can't read Italian I'll be glad to translate.
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a new year

What will be new for you this year?
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are you n a u g h t y or n i c e
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My wacom drive is acting up so I had to do my daily doodling at something. Happy Christmas and Merry New Year. Wish I chose something bolder than blue.
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Merry Christmas faggots. Have some outdated holiday card I made for 2013.
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an Uboachan Toku Skype Group

Read the title. If ya got skype, or a group exists, post it here. names lumanaremaxima
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toku gifs

let's get this started
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Alright, Favorite Rider? and which was yer first? My favorite was Fourze, but my first was W.
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Anyone here watch J-Drama? Anything from Battle Royale, to Seven Samurai, to Godzilla, to Kamen Rider? Also does anyone think this would be better as just a thread in /2/, instead of a wildcard topic?
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Anyone here watch J-Drama? Anything from Battle Royale, to Seven Samurai, to Godzilla, to Kamen Rider? Also does anyone think this would be better as just a thread in /2/, instead of a wildcard topic?
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Cityscapes of now and the future

Here's some Cityscapes I have laying on my PC.
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~the border of urban and nature~

I went for a long walk along the river that flows through the town with my dad and dog, and we ended up on some weird property. not sure if it was abandoned or currently in use. A big pile of firewood, two boccie ball courts, a shed built around a trailer, abd bunch of statues. the door said "I hate jews! <3". If I climbed up the woodpile and went up a slope through the trees, I'd end up in the parking lot of Walgreens I think. Basically we were behind and down a level from normal urban stuff.
right past the shed we ended up under a bridge and there was a young (homeless?) couple eating hoagies and seemed kind of angry when we came by. they told us we;d have to turn back because the bridge was a dead end. it really wasn't a dead end but we are easily intimidated so we went back.

Bonus pics of my dog and some graffiti from a different area
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omg its a alien city!!! it even says so in the file name
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I guess this counts.

Caution large pics so i can only upload 2.
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How about some wallpapers?
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What are some ways that you beat boredom?
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A boring game:
Pick an image and don't do anything but look at / think about / meditate on that image, for as long as possible.
Think about whatever you want, scratch an itch, but otherwise, don't move or do anything else.
When you're done, post the image and tell us for how long you did nothing, and what you ended up thinking about towards the end. Was it painful or relaxing? Bonus points for falling asleep and describing a dream.
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Would you say that boredom depends more on the environment of the individual than the individual himself?
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Do you enjoy being bored? do you enjoy doing nothing at all? because I do.
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Well now this is a topic I can sympathise with.
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this topic is boring olol
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Is maybe not is?
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I visit an ancient board named uboachan

Shitposting with glee, because I can

I collect all the memes
my knowledge is supreme

With luck I might actually avoid a ban
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Blaze it with you're waifu fags.
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I have never injected the pot, and I never will.
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Happy Birthday Hitler

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dank memes
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Drugs are bad.
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Given the opportunity, would you ever willingly become a cyborg in the future?
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Spoiler: We all die
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The future sucks

If there is anything to learn from the 80s and 90s its that the future sucks balls and it just gets worse.
Lets all get back to living like in ancient times.
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An Awesome Future

All right, seems like enough people are already talking about how the future is going to be awful and are complaining about what's wrong societies that don't even exist yet. In fact, now that I think about it people's idea of the future is usually based on their perception of the present, for example people who are into economics of such will tell you about how the future economies want to crash and whatever, environmentalists will tell you that everyone will be dead because of pollution etc. It's kind of like that movie GATCA where the entire future is based around a single futuristic thing, which is genetic engineering, people's approach to viewing the future is typically based around a single principle advancing into the future, usually one that is present in modern day society… anyways…

So… what do you want to see the future, what do you hope to see the future, how can the world be better in the future?
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So guys, 2 questions:
>1- What do you think about next generations and how the world is going to develop? Time span from here to 15-20 years in the future.

I'm waiting for more crisis and possibly a great war, though I dare not say it would be WW3, probably smaller, but still big enough to be considered a thread to at least one continent.

>2- How is going to be internet by then?

Since internet will become super-extra mainstream, my major fear is that it's going to be full of cancer sites like reddit-shit and dumblr whores. We, asocial cunts, will have to hide in encoded servers and deep proxychains to have our personal tea parties and drama contests in some kind of text-image board format like we do now, with the difference that they're going to be like some real secret club instead of open servers accessible for everyone.
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>you will never amount to anything
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Got any?
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Futuristic Cityscapes

Starting a thread for sci-fi-type cityscapes and the like.
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grotto's scenic dumping site

A sequel in a growing series.
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Abandoned Places

Please don't tell me I'm the only one who finds these places nice. I'll dump some of my favorites here.
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Landscapes/Cityscapes with powerlines.
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Video Game Scenery

I absolutely thought I should try to get something rolling here, video game-wise.
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I have a wallpaper folder full of these, so I may as well dump them here.
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Autumn Photographs

Autumn is one of my favorite seasons. I love how beautiful the trees can become.
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For all manner of castles, fortresses, citadels, and the like.
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Forests / Woodlands / Jungles

I figure I should try to get something rolling here.
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Happy new year, my lovely vomitville shithole.

It's probably a bit early for most of you, but it's been an hour of 2015 here already.

I hope you have a cozy evening planned, and that the new year won't be too harsh on you.
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Who else is completely alone this Christmas? I don't have any friends or family and it sucks. I've been crying like a dumb-ass on and off. I've spent every holiday over the past few years without anyone to enjoy them with.
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I'm passing christmas alone without internet.
You fuckers can't even imagine how much I miss shitposting here.
btw nice move sei I see the div storm finally came, too bad I can't enjoy it.
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Christmas Eve

Merry Christmas everyone
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What are you giving? What are you receiving?
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I hate christmas

Post here if you hate it too.
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>go to 4chan/pol/
>between all the shitposting, racism, and occasional porn threads, i actually kept up with current events with that board
>enter url
>load page
>>/pol/ - The 8 Steps of Cuckolding
>Word filters
>More shitposting than usual
>More gay porn than usual
>Less straight porn than usual
>Only the Brit/pol/fags are actually talking about the britbong news now

Where do you get your news, /wild/?
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What do you think about El Che Guevara?
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What's your 'worst', or least politically-correct, opinion? What opinion have you lost people for? What opinion has gotten you ostracized, or has been constantly attack?
Why do you continue to hold this opinion? What do you see in it that no on, or few others, can?
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What's your 'worst', or least politically-correct, opinion? What opinion have you lost people for? What opinion has gotten you ostracized, or has been constantly attack?
Why do you continue to hold this opinion? What do you see in it that no on, or few others, can?
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What's your 'worst', or least politically-correct, opinion? What opinion have you lost people for? What opinion has gotten you ostracized, or has been constantly attack?
Why do you continue to hold this opinion? What do you see in it that no on, or few others, can?
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What's your 'worst', or least politically-correct, opinion? What opinion have you lost people for? What opinion has gotten you ostracized, or has been constantly attack?
Why do you continue to hold this opinion? What do you see in it that no on, or few others, can?
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What's your 'worst', or least politically-correct, opinion? What opinion have you lost people for? What opinion has gotten you ostracized, or has been constantly attack?
Why do you continue to hold this opinion? What do you see in it that no on, or few others, can?
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What's your 'worst', or least politically-correct, opinion? What opinion have you lost people for? What opinion has gotten you ostracized, or has been constantly attack?
Why do you continue to hold this opinion? What do you see in it that no on, or few others, can?
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< Mine.
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What is the deal with politics!
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That's not the way to get ahead.
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Halloween Songs

Post some Halloween music.

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Happy Halloween to ya, Uboachan, Ya Vomitive Shithole!

Pic semi-related
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Little friend, you are too early!
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What are you doing on halloween? Any special plans?
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Obligatory 'AND A SKELETON POPPED OUT' thread.

Share any silly/retarded spooky stories you got. Bonus points if it's a non-meme 'Dun Goofed Up' story.
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Do you brick?
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Anyone else into handmade / DIY / surreal / abstract toys? this is part of a project I'm working on, a repurposing of an old anatomical dummy I found in a friend's attic.
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My current collection, as you can tell, I spend more money on figures than I do a decent camera.
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Let's talk teddy bears.

Did anybody else have a security object – preferably something fluffy – that they carted around as a child? I had a plush doll with a tassle nightcap that I carried constantly. There was also a mutilated, eyeless, patchy rabbit made of soft cotton, and a fuzzy blanket embroidered with circus bears.

Does anybody still enjoy stuffed animals? I have a musical seahorse now that I cuddle when insomnia sets in. It just seems like there's something special about having a soft object near.
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Toy Get

Is it just me or is there something satisfying about collecting Dolls and figurines. I mean they're pretty useless, beyond modeling miniature clothes for pattern practice. Still I just have to have as many as I can get.
Porcelain, vinyl, cheap plastic, you name it, if i have more than three chances are i'm going to grab the complete set. Any one else like this?
pic related:werewolf is best doll
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Generic Thread

Post em
I'll go first

I don't actually own any plushes or figurines but I do have this, I used to have one when I was little but that was ages ago and it's long gone, I bought this at a con I went to recently.
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What is your favorite hot, or heated and then cooled, drink?

I've been hooked on chai tea / tea with milk for a year now, trying every variety I can.
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So after I left college my eating habits have changed drastically. Or at least the way i think about them has. I used to do little cute bento because they were delicous and made all my friends jealous of my cooking skills. No it's mostly whatever is in the house and sweet.

I've been trying to get myself back into the healthy eating habit but it's been kind of hard. Any one else doing anything similar?
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What kind of cuisine do you like, ubuu? Can you cook it?

I eat a lot of chinese (living in a chinese family) and can cook it decently, but I really love thai food, even though the ingredients are hard to get.
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Anyone else enjoys bakery? I bake both salted and sweets. Any favorite recipe?
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How many of you actually bother to eat foods that require any significant amount of preparation? And to the lazy eaters like me, what are your favorite ultra-quick meals?

Personally, food's not really interesting to me. I just get bags of frozen shrimp, boil some, drain them, and dump in some spice. Whole process takes about 10 minutes, then I promptly return to my bedroom.
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Once upon a time there was an old man who lived up in the mountains. He watched the children in the valley below as he
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/story/ - Collaborative storytelling (i.e. someone posts a premise and each post continues the story where the last left off)

/robo/ - Robotics and machine consciousness

/neckbeard/ - Card games (Probably already done. Why the hell don't we have a list? It gets annoying to scroll through /warc/ every time.)

/voc/ - Vocaroo threads (Uboaters make music, get to hear what each other sounds like, do impressions, etc.)

/memo/ - Childhood memories. (I'm hoping it won't become a board entirely about child abuse, but this is Uboachan, so I wouldn't count on it.)

Also, have a microwave gun. It cooks your skin when you get too close.
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The missile: IT KNOWS

This is officially the most boring /wild/ ever.

Unfortunately, this post still needs to be on-topic, so
ITT: We discuss what could possibly be interesting about military tech.

Also, the obligatory: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bZe5J8SVCYQ
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Soulmate AUs

ITT: Soulmate AUs

For example: Real Life AU where the first word your soulmate says to you is tattooed on your body at birth.

>pic unrelated
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Alternate timeline

Do you ever think there's a dimension where yume nikki failed, and .flow became the main game there? pic unrelated.
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The Anti-Uboachan

In an alternate universe there is an Anti-Uboachan where everyone is happy all the time and talks about how much they love being alive. They have all the same threads we have just the opposite thread, like the all the threads about loneliness would be people talking about how much they love having so many friends.
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Suppose you are given the chance to become an expert in any martial art you like and embark yourself in a journey as a martial artist that competes in all the tournaments representing your religion.
What martial art, religion, and name(*) do you choose?

(*) Optional. Also, it can be also your weapon's name instead of yours (in case you have one) while you keep yourself as anonymous.

>Martial Art





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What martial art do you want to learn?

I have a good friend who took Judo for 2 years, it looks like a lot of fun, and very effective.

Apparently a lot of martial arts schools are scams that just teach you flashy stuff instead of actual useful defense techniques (I've heard this about Karate from people who practice other arts.)
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I'm not really sure how to structure this post. I got back from practice just over half an hour ago. My form is getting less shitty as time goes on, and I'm starting to get used to the nunchucks now. I've been only been at at a few months, and even though I'm still pretty awful is significantly better than I was when I started. I can practice longer and more intensely, and I can kick to my face level now. Seeing progress is great, I want to keep going. Teacher wants me to compete in a tournament in late July. Gotta keep practicing.
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Anyone here practices Kendou?
I'd love to give it a try but I am not sure about bokken's quality, where to buy one, and I'm pretty sure there aren't any Dojo in my city. However it's pretty nice to hear stories from students.

Also, does somebody here can sit seiza without problems? I don't find it particularly hard but because I have problems with my knee and hip bones, when I try to get up, they hurt like I've been in that position all my life. Nothing that a few minutes relaxing my legs can't cure, but if I ever find myself staying like that and then needing to get up fast, I'd be already dead since my opponent could easily kill me.
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I'd love to get into martial arts, but I don't want to become full potato from being hit in the face repeatedly. What do?
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I've been into urban exploring for a few years now, allow me to post some pictures. This is an abandoned highway, the bridge here overlooks the highway and with the city in the distance it reminds me of the sky garden. I painted a bit here.
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ITT: Abandoned Places near you

So I found out about an abandoned place near the area in which I live. So a friend and I are gonna go visit it soon.

Are there any Abandoned Places near you that you know of?

>This is a picture of the place I'm checking out
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Has anyone here ever seen the Wall of Skulls graffiti in Lynnfield, Massachusetts? Lynnfield itself is a shitty town full of conservative snobs and nowhere fun to really go, so when I found this beauty I was in awe.
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Stories about abandoned

Have you ever been in an abandoned place?Share your story with us!
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Well, at the very least I think that they're cool…
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>Abandoned places are cool.
Uboachan is now cool and getting cooler everyday.
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Terrible lizards

From around my computer
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I just married Shrek

Shrek is love, shrek is life.

Now none of you plebs can have my husbuu.
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Donkey fucked a dragon
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seisatsu wtf
>no snow
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aw yeah
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>be 14
>new girl comes to school and introduces herself to class
>she sits down and I realize how gay I am for her
>follow her after class
>pretty sure she called me a dyke
>next day
>shopping with best friend
>hear something down an alley
>it's shrek
>we follow shrek in hope for layers, or possibly a whole onion
>find shrek, he says "What are you starin' at?"
>before I can speak new girl tells me to get away from shrek
>start tripping balls
>a magical ogre takes me to her apartment
>I wake up, she is there. So is my friend. So is Shrek.
>shrek hands me an onion and tells me I can make a wish on it and become a magical ogre
>I remember when Shrek taught me about being beautiful on the inside
>Still have onion
>Want to be magical ogre and be beautiful like Fiona, but what do I wish for?
>still undecided
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Describe Your Ideal Mate

Give a physical and psychological description of your ideal mate. And if you could also make note of how important each element of your description is if you like.
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Not Giving Up

So straight up, I'm a 24 year old straight female who's in the military… and has admittedly been on one date in my entire life. Never been kissed, had crushes and either they moved away, or got rejected, and overall I'm pretty stupid when it comes to people my age. I'm not getting younger, and frankly I'm tired of my brother asking me why I don't have a boyfriend yet.

Couple problems;

1) I'm an American stationed in a foreign country.

2) I'm not interested in sex before marriage (partially due to family history)

3) I'm not necessarily shy, but I have a real bad habit of dicking things up when I'm around a guy I'm attracted to.

I've considered trying dating sites, and I don't think I'm going to have much luck with the locals due to being dark-skinned and said military status. On top of that I'm not too big on the bar scene.

So tell me Ubuu, do you have any advice for a romantically retarded sonuvabitch like me?
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How are you in relationships?

Are you really lovey dovey in relationships or are you more platonic? Somewhere in between? Discuss.
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>Love and Relationships (/wild/ request)
>(/wild/ request)
>not /snow/

I'm disappointed.
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What do you love?
What makes you happy?
How do you feel you could spend the rest of your life; with who or what? Doing what?
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Can someone post those old valentine's from that tumblr, like this one? The Mado one was really cute.
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ITT: We talk about why we don't like this holiday
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ITT: We laugh at people who depends on a commercial date to declare/express their love instead of doing it all the fucking year; those who really give importance to this shit, and those couples who break up because they didn't receive any present or any of that kind of stupids reasons involving Valentine's day.
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Have you showed your waifu you love them today?
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write a love letter

Write a love letter to someone, but you must post is Anon, and you can't give any indication of who you're writing it to.
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Anybody playing Kerbal Space Program?

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The US never reached the moon, discuss.
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What would you want to do in space?

SPACE TOPIC? My space thread from the summer died horribly, but I really wanted to discuss space…

Any, let's talk about what we would do in space.
I wanna see what happens if you try to dance in space. Space ballet. And play basketball in space. Space Jam.
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in /wild/

no one can hear you scream
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Hi, I just came here 2 days ago, but merry christmas.
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What are you getting for Christmas this year?

What are you giving for Christmas this year?..
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Who would have said I would survive another year to see this again with you guys.
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Who would have said I would survive another year to see this again with you guys.
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Who would have said I would survive another year to see this again with you guys.
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Who would have said I would survive another year to see this again with you guys.
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Who would have said I would survive another year to see this again with you guys.
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Who would have said I would survive another year to see this again with you guys.
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Merry Christmas, ubuu!

I hope you have a nice and cozy day, and upcoming year.

Please post festive and/or cozy pictures and stories.
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Sooo, anyone who isn't a NEET /shut-in / Hikki / whatever else, has travelled far and wide and has stories to tell?

After pooling for years was finally able to go on a tour of Japan this August, seen more or less all there was to see on the main island. Fantastic, all of it from the old inns to the 10-floor Toranoanas. Also managed to catch Daimonji and the Harajuku Yosakoi festival, it was great. Pic related.
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This is doing worse than the toku board right now… pic somehow related to where I wanna go.
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Look at this shit.

Look at this fucking shit RIGHT HERE.


My friend is gonna buy me this for me birthday. =;3c
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Toku Wallpaper thread

Anything Goes! Riders, Sentai, Rangers, Or other Toku media!
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Nostalgic Rangers

Is there any one series, toy, VHS tape, ect. that reminds you of childhood associated with the rangers or other toku even? This Galaxymega is the best toy robot ever. I need to buy it off the internet or something because I flipped when I saw it for sale at a con and I had no money.
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We have a Kamen Rider thread, so why not one for Sentai/Power Rangers? Lets Go-On!

(Typo Fix)
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Because there is no Tokusatsu board topic without this fucking bitch!


>Still better than new movie

Take that in the fucking ass, new millenium, you and your filthy computer special effects.
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Wow, FINALLY /wild/ IS BACK!

Kamen Rider appreciation thread Go go go!
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sexy kaguya is sexy
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Party time!
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Chesur shoes are awesome

also this thread
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Ok Uboachan, teach me how to make my own bong. I want to paint a Madotsuki on it.
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I leave my wallet at home most of the time because I know if I take anywhere, I'm going to buy a lot of useless shit.

Et toi?
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Alcohol + Google Docs + Special People = This Magical Shopping Experience
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Do you earn a shitty wage? No benefits? Hate your job? Is your boss a stupid piece of shit? Do you work in… retail?

If you answered "yes" to any one of those questions, then this thread is for you.
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Alright mentalgin, profits are plummeting. How can we scam even more money out of the unsuspecting populace whilst staying on the good side of the law?
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1. That which happens without design; chance; hazard; hap; hence, chance of danger or loss.

The only Video games I can think of that have a chance of loss are ones where the only thing you can lose is your time. Is that the limit of video game adventures?

Also, the only adventure a lot of us know is the one from games, not real. The danger of loss that Real-life adventures mean is something undesirable and for good reason.
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Adventure Time!

What time is it?
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Has anyone travel frequently? If so, where to? Pic related, it's the CN tower in Toronto, where I often spend spring break at. I didn't have any pics of it handy, so I took it from Google Images.
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90's fashion

I forgot that apparently I suggested /90's/ but now I remember that I suggested it to talk about how alwesome and horrible fashion was in the 90's (´・ω・`)
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Remember the glory that was the personal website back in the glorious 90's? Back when if you had one, you were either a wannabe who used Netscape Composer to make yours, or you were notepad master race (obviously you were way cooler if you were using Linux, but I was like 12 and my dad and I installed 98SE on my first computer we built together)

Included for your viewing pleasure is thought experiments lain, my favorite Lain website that is somehow still miraculously online.
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90's alternative thread!

Some of my fondest childhood memories are of listening to 90's alternative rock with my big brother in his room. That music is so nostalgic to me~
He played a lot of Weezer, Presidents of the United States of America, The Rentals, Radiohead, and lots of others

Let's share our favorite songs and bands from the time/genre!

Peaches by Presidents of the United States of America

Buddy Holly by Weezer

Friends of P by The Rentals
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Make sure you bring a card for everyone in the class!
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Anyone wanna trade?
Ill grab my link cable.
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There can be only one.
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Fuck you 2000

>Anime was better than the modern moeshit
>Music had musicians and not mercenaries
>Kids played the BEST videogames unlike the shit nowdays
>Economy was stable
>OSs were developed with responsability
>our politicians werent so FUCKED UP
>New generations are complete retards
Never again, never
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90's music thread

Let's share that orgasmic music from the nice ninties!
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Dude, what if the players in those obscure low quality mmorpgs are actually insider-trading rings.
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Remember the past to shape the future!

We should totally use this opportunity to share to other people how the financial world is controlled by a small group of people and what to do to change this economic system, for the generations to come!
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Finance-related animes? Finance-related anime.
Pic related: Spice and wolf. I learned to use pyrite in my favor in the market.
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Planning on going to college? Need info about paying for it? Ask questions here!

I work in the student loan department of a major bank and I would be happy to answer any questions about gaining federal or private loans, as well as the FAFSA process. Plus if you already have loans, I can give you some useful protips for after you graduate.

U.S. only by the way. I unfortunately don't know how other countries do their financial thang.
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Who the fuck decides this shit

Hey mods, go fuck yourself fucking cunts.
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Why do you think transactions are more important than actually creating something or taking care of the needs of yourself and others. People go to work for 8 hours +2 to get there and back, so they can buy plastic models of imaginary girls. It would make more sense to work for the hours needed to live (housing, food, taking care of car…) and make the figurine by yourself (or learning to actually make at least something, as would be my case).

Of course, that would most likely destroy the economy and GNP. Why is that? I mean, if we did only the work necessary to keep our current standard of living (btw, what is "our" standard of living? some people have to eat trash food because they can't afford it, but I can occasionally eat quite luxuriously, and some could eat caviar and caviar only) people would have a lot more free time, which they could use to make all the unnecessary things they need to pay money for as of now. This way, the gross production would diminish, but only on unnecessary fields like fashion accessories. Still, it would, if what I've been told holds true, actually and in the end destroy the economy and peoples lives. Why is this? Is there something else than work that matters from an economical standpoint?

That something would be the flow of money. Although it holds no meaning, it seems to be the backbone of this world. And I think that it is a bit ridiculous.
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So, random question - wasn't this supposed to be a wildcard board? topic's been here for a while. Image related.
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999/Virtue's Last Reward

Just finished Virtue's Last Reward. If you get past the cliffhanger locks it's seriously one of the best VNs I've ever played, just like 999.
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07th Expansion

I'm surprised nobody's talking about 07th Expansion, they're still visual novels (though more sound then visual) and their visuals improved what with Rose Guns Days.
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Tsukihime, the Fate series and other Nasu stuff

So… yeah, what do people here think of Kinoko Nasu's stuff?

I was a pretty big fan of Fate/Stay Night and Tsukihime back in the day, though I gradually lost interest and never really got into the other games. Started out with Tsukihime, but couldn't get into it. Then I gave F/SN a try after seeing the anime, and I absolutely loved it; played it all the way through, got 100% completion, and found myself eagerly awaiting Hollow Ataraxia.

…but then I found out that the Hollow Ataraxia translation project was taking forever (I was already waiting for this translation back when Mikuchan's /onoff/ was still a thing, and the project is *still* not done - even though it's technically been ongoing all that time), so I decided to move on and give Tsukihime another try.

That worked out pretty well. Tsukihime being part of the same setting, Arcueid's infodumps weren't quite as impenetrable to me as they would have been without finishing F/SN beforehand. And the story is IMO pretty good - there's two or three twists in there that managed to surprise me (which doesn't happen all that often), and the scene where you find Arcueid waiting at the entrance of the school remains one of my favourite VN scenes ever. The art is mediocre, the music gets old fast, and the sex scenes are awful - but the story was good enough to keep me hanging on for long enough to finish the main routes.

I would've finished the Far Side of the Moon routes, too, but then my HDD fried itself. I didn't want to play the side stories or Kagetsu Tohya before finishing Tsukihime proper, so I promised myself to reinstall it and play through the whole thing again. But then boredom and procrastination set in, and I was getting a bit tired of Nasu's stuff anyway. I have yet to replay Tsukihime in earnest.
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Yume Miru Kusuri

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Has anyone received the chance to read Hanachirasu ? If you're into in-depth combat stratagem and sword-play coupled with Nitro+'s grim dark storytelling, its worth giving a try imo.
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Phantom of the Inferno

Anyone know well of this game? Definitely one of my favorite visual novels. It's about a man who gets involved with the mafia in California, and his memories are wiped clean.
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crippled girls turn me on <333 (i'd say lets make this a katawa shoujo thread but i have no idea if people evne like it here???)
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Yo everyone. I'm guessing not many, if anyone at all, has ever heard about this little pearl

Snow Sakura isn't about daring adventures, amazing situations or dire dilemmas. It is, in the purest sense of the word, a "Slice of Life" visual novel

While this might not seem that appealing at first, this game is actually my personal favourite. They pulled off the genre very well, and it's filled to the brim with great comedy

So if you have no new VNs to play or are simply waiting for the next route on Majikoi to get translated, give this one a spin. I think you won't regret it
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Hey, hey child; yeah yeah, you. See, do you remember this? O'course you do. You will always do. You can't forget how you felt through it; you can't deny it. DON'T TRY TO.

You know Saya is now part of your hearth.
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Open wide the floodgates…
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self made wespons

The dollar bill is only for scale
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Ticonderoga class missile cruiser is my waifu.
Look at her in her kawaii uss port royal outfit uguu
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Guns're for pussies who cannot fire with bows or load a crossbow.
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My favorite weapon is pokemon.
They are such good weapons, they do whatever you tell them.
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cry ameriburgers


>The AK-47 will always respond, dust or sand will never be a problem

>If you have friends that use the SKS, you can share the same ammo.
>Half of the price
>Magazines are cheaper
>uses a 7.62 mm, more powerful
>it can hold drum magazines, with up to 75 rounds

>the m16 is more accuarate? Google AK-74

the ak74 IS better weapon. even Eugene stoner, the creator of the m16 found the ak74 the best assault rifle
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2013 is horrible already and it barely even started
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Any New Year's resolutions, dearest ubuu?
My resolution is to finally become meguca. I also want to learn how to cook like a Real Adult™ so I can eat healthier instead of just stealing Cup Noodles from my school and occasionally making scrambled eggs.
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So, what did everyone get for Christmas?
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I'm not dead yet.
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We did it guys we survied the whole end of the world!!!

Now lets wait till 2015 guys!!!
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How is purgatory for everyone?
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did the world already end or
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Anyone else want the world to end? I myself would love for it all to end. I want this world to wipe its slait clean so it can start anew.

Sadly it'll probably never happen in my life time.
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It's happening
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How would you like your Apocalypse?

Ok, people, here is the thread that outstrip all the other threads. Here, we discuss how we'd like the apocalypse to be if it has to happen (this doesn't necesarily means you want one to happen, just how you would like it to be).

Mine, the destruction under the hands of misshapen aliens with sharpen teeth, tentacles and a body so deformed you go mad only with witnessing its despicable, horrible, disgusting and sickening form. A portal has opened from their world to our, and everything there is just so twisted up that our eyes may explote the first time they see it.
At first, just some people will witness this, and slowly, they will go mad, killing people, shattering them, creating such chaos and terror that, in every city, in every country, a serie of murders will arouse the fear of the shadows and to go outside.
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How many apocalypses have you survived?
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Sup, dear ubuu-chan~, I'm here to explain what will happen, in the easiest way, so everybody understand what da' hell is this shit.

The mayas had time measurements really different than ours. I mean, we have a year, then 10 years become a decade, then 10 decades (or 100 years) become a century, and then, 10 centuries become a millenium (or 1.000 years).
The Mayas, however, did this with a measurement which equals to 20 years (or 7.200 days, to be more precise), named katun.
Every time that 13 kautns passed, you have a baktum, which equals to 144.000 days, or 5128,76 years.(here you have some links:
http://es.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kat%C3%BAn_(unidad_maya) <- Sorry, this is in spanish, but here you have the table with the measurements. 'Días'=days,'Nombre Maya'=Name in maya, 'Equivalencia'= Equals to
And google works, too).

>Then, wa da fak u talkin bout?

The 21st of december of 2012 is the next day to the last one of the 13 baktum, and mayas registered this as
So what?

Here is where the funny part enterst to the scene.

The mayas weren't talking about an end of the world, universe, sex'n porn. Nope. They were talking about the end of other Baktum, which equals to our new year, or the transition through 1.999 to 2.000 we lived 12 years ago. Ironically, people thought too 'twas going to be the end of the wold, too, and started something similar to what happens nowdays.

Which means: Be careful out there. People will start to suicidate themselves, and start to act like crazy bitches. Many will kill themselves, and will kill other (An example of this is the massacre of Connecticut, you know, the mother of that boy was gathering weapons and food to this suposed 'apocalypse'). Even now, in my country, they had to close a touristic mount because people was going to go there and do a massive suicide 'because the apocalypse' .

>Then, who t'hell did this shit n strted da rumor of tihs sheet?

-Hollywood, ma'am *I answer, as I drink a bit of my tea*, and a lot of assholes which misunderstood a lot of things to put people into a panic, and, as well, to fill their pockets. And those who believed this spreaded the news with the wind as the flames of lies consumes and corrupts everything.

Now that this is cleared, Will it come someday? Probably not in YOUR days, so be happy. But, as I say, probably. Just hope not that Saya will spread her sons around the world right now, or in a close time.

pic quite related, now cry.
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Fucking Mayans couldn't fucking predict Cortés coming along to wipe their asses out. Even if they HAD predicted something happening this year, I still wouldn't trust them.
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Third Impact

Yeah in 2015
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wherein we report on the end of days

all's well so far
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Dark Souls is great, post about how great DkS is itt

PS: All swedes should play this
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Man, all those topics and Seisatsu picks dark suck for the first week back. Thanks a lot Praesul.

itt we complain about how dark souls is too easy and everyone that complains just sucks at it
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kgiax is better at this game than Praesul.
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I've been challenged to defeat every NPC in Firelink simultaneously. I'll have that up sometime this week
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excuse me it's tuesday
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Next topic is /DkS/ - Dark Souls
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>No ideas
>Still no /docwho/
>Still no /homosucku/
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All in favor of /yawndere/
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>Go to /wild/
>Find out this week is /wild/'s.
Because there are no ideas

So, ITT we discuss about which topics we would like to see here afterwards.

Pic unrelated as fuck

Let me start:

-Apocalypse (Would it come someday, or bullshit?)
-Aliens (Are we alone on this universe?)
-Odd (Discuss the weirdest shit you know)
-Weapons (Shoot 'em all!)

(Also, sorry if there's already a topic I have mentioned here. Too lazy to search in the archive).
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Video games with mollusks in them!
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This is the thread where we eat them.
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This is the cuddle thread.

for cuttles.
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Molluscs in art?

- Daikichi Amano, 'Molluscs Men'
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Leaving an important message before this closes

As spoken by the man himself:

"That which we have, we hold"

A principle to live by, children
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this is the weirdest topic for an imageboard
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"European history"?

inb4 stormfags
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Let's talk about the day England accidentally America, because that's the only exciting thing that ever happened to Europe!!!!!!!!
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Happy haloween, ubuu!

How did it go? Did any of us actually go to parties?
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My town has decided that in light of the recent hurricane to post-pone Halloween until Friday.

I didn't even know you could do that. Seems I get to have two extra days of spooky revelry this year.
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So, what does everyone plan on doing on Halloween? I myself plan on setting bonfires with friends and scaring random people.
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I predict a bunch of white girls are going to dress this Halloween in brownface because of Mindy Project.
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I know this is impossible, but I would really like to see a Madotsuki cameo in Wreck-It-Ralph movie…
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Post creepy photos here. Double points if you shot them.
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Is anyone going to watch scary movies this year? What are your favorites?

I'm going to watch The Shining next week, as it's one of my favorite movies. I'd like to watch Ghostbusters as well, and maybe Young Frankenstein (if it is shown on TV). I usually watch the Rocky Horror Picture Show at some time around Halloween, too, but I've never seen it in a theater.

sorry for not completely related picture
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Fuck, I hate Halloween.

It's simply an excuse for shit-heads to go around vandalising whatever they can.
Not to mention feeling obliged to hand out sweets to children and if you don't want to partake in that then suddenly you're an asshole and risk getting your house egged or whatever.
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Halloween Costumes of Present and Past

This was last year's
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>halloween foods thread

>candies, limited edition or not

>dishes and deserts themed around the SPOOOOOKY holiday
>general creepy edible things
>experiences and such, good or bad

pic related, so much delicious but not enough bite sized candy bars to satisfy my sweet tooth

i also heard about a candy corn oreo but it sounds kind of gross after like five of the sandwich cookies (since it tastes a lot like the real thing)
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Spooky Scary Skeleton Thread

Post spooky scary skeletons here


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good board

good board
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topical images

like so
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Can we get a pills thread?
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best/worst trip experiences.

Gather around, it's story time!
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Body was too short or empty.
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My mom is taking all us kids to see "2016" this weekend. I'm not exactly sure why.

Normally I'd refuse, but we're going to see Resident Evil right after.
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Has anyone else started making their own web log websites? I started making one to keep track of things I'm doing and vent about things I don't like, store it locally because half the time I don't have a stable connection.

Gif related, the banner
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I Lost my frog

if i look for frog
him name is hopkin green frog

I Lost my frog
p.s. I'll find my frog
Who took my frog
Who found my frog
2012 15th AVE. S
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Don't you hate it when you have to poop, so you poop, then two minutes later you have to poop again?

Seriously intestines, get it together.

Or worse, doesn't it suck when you have to poop AND fart, and usually they manage to stay separate enough, but this time they've mixed together so that your poop is in separate pieces? So it comes out sounding like morse code, PLOP PLOP PLOPLOPLOP PLOP PLOP PLOPLOP PLOP PLOP and you just know the guy in the stall next to you is trying his damnedest not to laugh his ass off.
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Da rules:

I have a secret code written down. It is made up of numbers separated by hyphens. Here is an example of what the code might look like:


You have to guess the code. If one digit is correct and in the correct space, I will reply with a !. If one digit is correct but in the wrong space, I will reply with a ?.

Get cracking, guys!

Puzzle #1: Four digits, maxvalue is 4
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Thoughts on Sokoban?
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My brother says he will buy me CS:GO if I beat his best Minesweeper time of 1m27s. Any tips? I get the gist of the game, but don't play it often.
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The portal games are awesome.
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Largest jigsaw puzzle you ever solved?
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
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Evidence for Astrology's scientific merit.

oh, wait
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I think tarot cards are kinda cool and stuff.

I like the art of them, and I like cards. Not a big fan of astrology but it's definitely interesting.
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Your sign and ascendant?
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wwe eri noww
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For Fanmade Vocaloids! Mine is Yuuki Yamagishi singing PONPONPON. It's on Flipnote Hatena.
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fanart thread?
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You guys would probably like kikuo-p. His songs sound adorable, with just a hint of creepy, and have some of the darkest lyrics in the fandom. Cannibalism, child-prostitution, abortion, double suicides, curses, abduction, you name it.


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Covers of Vocaloid Songs

So, anyone know any good Vocaloid song covers? Only ones I know of are by Yanagi Nagi (AKA Gazelle), who did quite a few really good ones.

While I went and placed links to the original Vocaloid versions as well, no need to do so if you're feeling lazy.

Ice - Ft. Yanagi Nagi/Gazelle

Ice - Ft. Hatsune Miku

Blindness - Ft. Yanagi Nagi/Gazelle

Blindness - Ft. Hatsune Miku & Megurine Luka

Last Night, Good Night - Ft. Yanagi Nagi/Gazelle

Last Night, Good Night - Ft. Hatsune Miku

World is Mine - Ft. Yanagi Nagi/Gazelle

World is Mine - Ft. Hatsune Miku

Melt - Ft. Yanagi Nagi/Gazelle

Melt - Ft. Hatsune Miku
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Saw a guy yesterday. He was a redneck sitting on a bench on the sidewalk. He was wearing painter's jeans, a flannel shirt, work boots and a trucker cap. When I got up close, I saw that he was wearing a Miku hat.

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Miku is so kawaii
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Where is HikkieP thread?


I have the whole HikkieP's MyList in mp3 here, he's just f#ckin' awesome.
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Hachi is king!

Matryoshka, Panda-Hero, Ten Faced, Christmas Morgue, ect.

All great stuff
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Gumi Thread

Gumi is my favorite vocaloid, I think she has the best voice.

Let's post Gumi pics and songs!
A few of my favorites:

Coward Mont Blanc

The Earth's Final Confession
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Actually Okay Song Thread

sifting through all the shit.

this one's a classic but yeah
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Kaito sounds retarded.
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Kaito > All
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there can be only one
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He'll violate you.
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you fucks ready for bozo?
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Pennywise thread? Pennywise thread.
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I see the circus is now in town
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I want to share my collection with you.
My collection of Kim Jong-Il looking at things.
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So moe.
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I love Eunhyuk's hair and costume in this MV.
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I'm not usually enthused by something so mainstream, but for cereal.
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Old things always get my nostalgia going.
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RIG general.
Post your battle-stations, ect ect.
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giving away email

so I just scored toriningen@outlook.com as an email address. I will never use it despite all the glee I got for about 5 minutes at snagging it.

First person to post with their email gets it, I'll send you the pw. Wish I could think of a more clever way to COMPETE, but meh w.e.

[there are probably still plenty of YN / other names available]
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programming thread
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What type of computer are you using right now? Is it your own?

I always user my own Compaq laptop. ^^
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Bill Murray will die in your lifetime.

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Antique guns being destroyed

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Torture devices.

Let's talk about our favorite killing machines. Purging the atheist scum is optional.

This is a butt pyramid. Actually it's called a Judas cradle, but look at it. It was made for butts.
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I like millipedes better, they are cuter and they roll up in a spiral and they are less likely to give you gangrene

centipedes are usually colorful and cool, but they return search results for the human centipede, which is a retarded idea and I don't know why people love it so much. also they will fucking kill your ass.

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Why isn't this topic more popular?

I like bugs. Bugs are cool.
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Bugs can be sexy, too.
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Mosquito Hell

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these spiders are quite awesome.
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Baby bugs!

Daw look at those little macaroni babies!~ <3
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Hey guys, anyone remember the Y2K bug? Shit was crazy. Good times.
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a rich guy parks his ferrari in the parking lot, exiting the vehicle. right then and there another car comes speeding through and knocks the door off. the rich man cries in anguish and calls the police to find the suspect. when the popo come the rich man complains to them, but the police tell him to calm down, for the rich guys arm is missing.

to which he screams, my rolex
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Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
I have a gun.*
Get in the van.
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Oh boy okay umm..

I heard this one at a Renascence fair, pic unrelated.

So a duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender: "My good sir, do you have any grapes?". To this the bartender says no, so the duck goes home.

The next day, the duck comes back and asks the same question: "Do you have any grapes?", he gets the same answer, so he goes back home.

This carries on for about two weeks, then the bartender says "THAT'S IT, IF YOU ASK IF I HAVE GRAPES AGAIN, I'M GOING TO NAIL YOUR FEET TO THE FLOOR!" to the duck and then shows him out.

So the next day the duck comes back and asks "My good sir, do you have any NAILS?". The bartender raises an eyebrow and says "No, I don't".

The duck then grins and asks "Do you have any grapes?"

/bricked for bad jokes
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Eh? Eh?
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Want to hear a bad joke?

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A black man, an Asian man, and a Jewish man walk into a bar.

What a fine example of a diverse and integrated community.

anti-joke thread
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Racist Joke thread?

A Mexican and black man jump off a bridge. Who wins?

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Why did the lebo cross the road
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Heard joke once: Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world where what lies ahead is vague and uncertain. Doctor says "Treatment is simple. Great clown Pagliacci is in town tonight. Go and see him. That should pick you up." Man bursts into tears. Says "But Doctor… I am Pagliacci."
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Lemme tell you 'bought the one time me an' a buncha' shut-ins made a hilarious board.
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So as long as we have a thread about mental illness, how about one for physical ones? Or just physical problems in general.
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So, how many of you have a diagnosed mental illness/personality disorder?

How do you deal with it? For how long has it been with you? Are you/have you ever gotten better? If so, what helped you?
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My lymph node in my left armpit, near my heart is a bit swollen and sore.

If I have cancer, well, it was nice knowing you guys.
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I took some caffeine pills and now my vision is blurring. I think I'm legitimately going to die. Or fall asleep.

Is this normal?
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New Swimsuit

I like it. However, does it make me look fat?

Perhaps I should cut back on the cookies…
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What's the most you ever spent on a bottle of beer? Was it worth it?

I tried blue Chimay once and it was 10 bux well spent.
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Tea general.
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No discussion of alcohol would be complete without him.
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Met up with my friends from Fanime-Channel, made some homemade mixers. Good stuff. Instructions below.

Simple Syrup:
1) Bring 2 cups water to a boil in a pot.
2) Add 2 cups granulated sugar and dissolve.
3) Lower heat, simmer until contents of pot are reduced by half.
4) Refrigerate.

Sour Mix:
1) Juice several lemons to produce 1 cup lemon juice.
2) Juice several limes to produce 1 cup lime juice.
3) Pour juices through a fine strainer to remove pulp, and combine.
4) Refrigerate.

1) Bring 4 cups pomegranate juice to a boil in a pot. (We used two 16-ounce bottles of POM brand juice.)
2) Lower heat, simmer until contents of pot are reduced by half.
3) Add 2 cups granulated sugar and dissolve.
4) Refrigerate.

Add a dash of vodka to the Sour Mix and the Grenadine to preserve it longer.
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Alcohol you say?
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Anyone else here an alcoholic?
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Personal views on underage drinking?
(Whatever age that is in your country) Go.
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Okay guys, I'm just gonna leave this here. Try to keep Stark away from it, he's an alcoholic.
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…lol wtf.

Drunk peeps general I guess.
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What are you doing to end capitalism?
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germany criticized for gas own citizen, but why russia not as much? russia is okay to do?
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russians are the strongest politic
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satires and other political media

Tonight I watched Jim Henson's adaptation of Animal Farm, which is babby's first political satire, more or less. I read the book in grade school and it's a great adaptation as far as I remember. I also saw Duck Soup, which is both hilarious and heavily political.

Anyone else enjoy works like this or have some favorites?
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This weeks wild is stupid and whoever suggested it should feel horrible.

*goes back to /neet/ to hide with the other socially awkward pricks who hate politics*
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Which side of the political spectrum are you on?
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It's apparent that this /pol/ is pretty much just mocking the other more.. infamous political boards.
Is there any chance of an actual debate/discussion about politics on this board?
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Tell me what unpopular views you hold. I'll start.

>Gays are a abomination

>Multiculturalism is a failure
>Welfare is wrong
>Facism works
>Death penalty should be given to all criminals
>White nationalism appeals to me
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Also why doesn't anyone on the internet ever have an honest debate over things?
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hey guys let's humiliate your pets and put them into adorable but demeaning costumes!

My dog coco is the worst maid ever but I love her
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Exotic Pets

Anyone else have some more non-traditional pets?

Her name is Sable btw
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So /wild/. Since this weeks board is pets, here's a picture of Legend, my Rottweiler.
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fish 1
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…the fuck happened here?
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So… the philosophy of pets, huh…
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Philosophy of Pony Posters and Haters

So as not to derail the one thread any further, let's continue the discussion regarding posting ponies here. My question for people complaining about it, why don't you just ignore them and treat them like any other picture on an imageboard?
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What do you strive for in life uboachan?

I want to attain absolute harmony with the world and free myself of destructive emotions. I feel as if I must rid myself of all material possessions and comforts in order to attain this. As long as my needs can easily be satisfied I will never get any satisfaction from life. If I were to be deprived of everything then even the simplest of things would fill me with pleasure. I doubt I could live such a life for ever but the experience would at least allow me to appreciate things more. I wouldn't mind living in a secluded Buddhist temple somewhere in the Himalayas for a while.
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Tell me everything.
Your entire belief system.
Your entire cognitive mode of operation.
Such, that if someone were to make a robot clone of you they could use your this information to program it.
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So Uboachan, are you a Stoic or an Epicurean?
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Prediction for this board: People who think they're smart, but are really stupid.

I hope my body can take it.
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I hate everyone
does that count?
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no subject here

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The Adventures of Hurrza Planesderper

A friend of mine recently-ish asked me to read some Magic: The Gathering novels. It inspired me to make these silly things.
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Hi all!

So, to make this board more fun for all, I'm starting a doodle request thread!
It can be anything, a person from a dream you had, a character from a game or animu, or complete shenanigans that you want visualized for some reason. Post it here and I'll see what I can do. ^_^

oh and try to keep it sfw. >>
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The best use of ms paint.

"You are one fat looking fat guy"
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f4n 4r7

Post your fan turds.

I drew this for the Clan Touhou [Toho] gallery.
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Friendly reminder that this page is the only page from the entire MSPA site that was actually made in MSPaint and every other frame breaks the rules of the section.
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videos and shit


pic related, physics at work
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how about dem quantam computers, doe?

By about 2015-2021, we will have our very own AI waifu.
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Oh yesssss, my suggestion got picked! Yippee! ^__^

Either way - theoretical physics. What's your take on them? Most advanced science depends on theories. Dark matter? Strings? Should we confide in these and try to explain things further based on what we think we know, or look for solid ground first? Let me hear your opinions. :>

And if you don't have much to contribute to this topic, general sciency videos thread.
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paleontology and extinction

the thing I'm currently interested in: the Permean-Triassic mass extinction, which killed 90% of all life on Earth a quarter billion years ago, including
← those guys

This all happened before mammals even existed… if it hadn't, life on Earth might be considerably different than it is today
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Did a quick Game Boy-style thing in LMMS. Came out kind of Mega Man-ish. Hope you guys like it.

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uboachan last.fm group


Jump on it.
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Any one here into Hip Hop? To clarify, underground Hip Hop? What's you're favorite artist and why?
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Drum and Bass General

I really love Drum and Bass. There's just so much great stuff all over the spectrum! Without taking too much time for an intro, here's a taste.


This should keep you lot occupied for the next who knows how long. I'd put up more songs if I were asked to (otherwise as usual just drop by the IRC for a wall of links and uploads)
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I'll just leave this here. _(.^.)_

RDJ playlist - http://tinyurl.com/7cmzz2n
BoC playlist - http://tinyurl.com/6tny3w8
Tycho playlist - http://tinyurl.com/8xv2fb3
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Is now a good time to mention that we have a last.fm group:


Nothing goes on there but it exists.
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shoegaze/dreampop/whatever in here
let me start posting some stuff

Ringo Deathstarr - Summertime

My Bloody Valentine - Soon

Swervedriver - Never Lose That Feeling/Never Learn

Go Cozy - Glimmer
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DUBSTEP. What is your favorite dubstep song? Who is your favorite artist? What is your favoirte album? I want to know these things!!!

My favorite artist is Burial and my favorite album is Sepulcure by Sepalcure, and my I will forever be stuck on Blood On My Hands by Shackleton.
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J-Core General Thread

h to all, I hope you were expecting this.
J-Core, J-Trance, J-House, J-Fucks.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fzmbeSYDdtE Here have some noise.
M3-29 was 2 weeks ago, btw. Anything you liked?
Pic related, best and latest album by TANO*C.
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how about a random music share thread?
link to youtube videos if you can!
pic unrelated!
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Winter is coming.
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Are there any movie sequels you actually like more than the original?

I liked the original gremlins, but I thought Gremlins 2: The New Batch was a lot more fun, and I loved brain.
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Shows from your childhood

What are your favorites?

Which shows did you hate?
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because why the fuck not.
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This show. It's so awesome.
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Fucking yes walking dead thread
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> Google topic

> Still have no fucking clue what it is
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Atmospherical or jumpscare horrorgames?

Why is it so hard to find a proper mixture of both?

Lone Survivor is worth checking out.

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I played this new game called Boku No Pico. It was cool until I found out she had a dick. It was all happy and not scary until then! Worst game ever!!!!
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Horror game enemies that scare you the most


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Any good zombie games you've played?
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>That feel when people say Madotsuki is a horror game
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The House 2

Everyone. Go play The House 2.


And poo your pants.
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Have you guys ever heard of this horror game?
It's called Yume Nikki, it's pretty good but not very well-known.
Thought you guys might like it
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i love the path
does the path count?
it's sort of more anticipation-horror
kinda yumeesque
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So what's YOUR favorite horror game?
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Moooorniiing Reeescuuue
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Video Game Commercials

They are the best; although I feel that videogame commercials aren't as outlandish (i.e. very entertaining) as they were in the 80s, 90s, and early 2000s. Anyways, talk about your most favorite, or most hated, videogame commercials here.
I find most of the commercials at this link by the way:

The best videogame ad of all time has got to be the "PlayStation 9" commercial (a commercial advertising for the PlayStation 2).
I mean, it's electronic spores tap strait into your adrenal gland!
I am always ready for 2078.

Seriously though, I always thought this commercial was pretty cool.
I also remember one of my friends at school telling me that they teleported one. (-_-)
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… does anyone know where I can go to replace my old, worn out spatula?
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japanese commercials

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with great nostalgia, comes great fear

things that scared us as children thread because it CAN be nostalgic

and not particularly SCARE us, pic related. this asshole… thing… still makes me uncomfortable but im not as creeped out by it anymore

spill it uboachan i know you were probably afraid of something ridiculous when you were just a wee tyke
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Nostalgi- No, VINTAGE Wrestling!

Nostalgic Wrestling Thread (despite the subject title).

I look at my 2004 Great American Bash dvd, and I think that looks nostalgic; I mean, I'm already nostalgic over 2009.
Going further back: I loved that segment where DX "invaded" WCW to "get their people back".
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Remember when this used to come on toonami? I sure as hell do.
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TV shows

because reasons
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Nostalgia Vidya

Nostalgia games.

I'm starting with Rainbow Islands for the NES.
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DIY Dump

Dump em here
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Bring back /DRAOB/.

Pic related to board.
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A DIY thread?
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I've been contracted to create a website for a fireplace installation business a friend of my family runs. I've got an HTML5 and CSS textbook which was printed Summer 2011.

How do I rent server space? What will it cost? I doubt there will be more than one thousand hits a month.

As content goes, on the table so far is a front page with news/banner/navigation links. Other pages will be photos/descriptions of past installs, description of his ethics, and info on the stores he buys fireplaces from.

tl;dr I make website where do I host? how2domain name? h
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Oh sweet! A softdev board! Hello.

So, what is everyone working on?
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so soft
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Oh god I was so shocked and frightened when I realized this wasn't backwards board.

Python, anybody?
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That feel when the new board is software development and you are bad with computers
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!segami sdrowkcaB
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!do could we backwards of types different the about thread a make should We
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ufiaw ym si draob sihT
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seitivictA sdrawkcaB | Backwards Activities

(.mottob eht ta trats srekaeps sdrawkcab drow esreveR)
!seitivicta sdrawkcab rof daerhT

Post backwards activities here.

Here's a video of backwards race car driving:

Racing backwards was always fun in videogames, but I haven't seen it done in real life before I saw this video.

For reverse word backwards speakers:

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:gnivird rac ecar sdrawkcab fo oediv a s'ereH

.ereh seitivitca sdrawkcab tsoP
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?backwards of kind ONE only Why
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… draob siht etah I doG
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?em evol uoy t'now yhW
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.lla uoy knahT .sdrawkcab gnieb fo dnoces yreve evol I yllanosrep dna ,ereh eb dluohs ssen-sdrawkcab rof evol llA .gniyas tsuj ,daerht etaicerppa sdrawkcab a eb dluohs daerht siht ,hguoht ssergid tsum I

.hcum yrev os lla uoy evol I ;////; .duorp oS .ytilaer a maerd ym gnikam rof uoy knahT .desaelp ton ma I naem ton seod taht revewoh ,edam yllautca eb ot siht gnitcepxe TON saw I
.ssensuoires lla nI
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.ruomuh fo esnes driew a evah lla uoY
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My gerbil Rascal died today. he took a stroke on Tuesday and I thought he was gonna get better, I had him on a heated blanket and I was feeding him with a dropper, and he seemed to be recovering for a few days, but apparently he died shortly after I went to school today.

I feel terrible. He was only a year old, he was supposed to live to be two or three. I'm gonna miss him, he was so cool. I really loved him a lot.
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Favorite KyuuKyuu image thread?
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Any fan-art of everybody's favourite phallic object?
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So, any theories about what KyuuKyuu-kun might actually BE? That isn't a [Spoiler] dick? [Spoiler]
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Less QQ more pew pew.
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Confess your love of QQ-kun here.

You know you love him.

Even if you don't.
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virtual faggot kingdom

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What MMOs would you recommend?
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Anyone playing Realm of the Mad God?

Wiki: http://forums.wildshadow.com/wiki/realm-mad-god
Price Check: http://forums.wildshadow.com/node/36820

The game:
Steam: http://store.steampowered.com/app/200210/
Webpage: http://www.realmofthemadgod.com/

I'm at 13 Class quests atm, got every class free but Trickster, and for now roll a paladin.
I've got a couple of statpots and T7 - T9 stuff, but I didnt actually use any statpots on cahrs yet as im not sure what i actually want to max.
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Continent of the Ninth

This game is amazing and I will grapple with anyone who says otherwise.
Though I gotta say it sucks that Webzen got the distribution rights to it. They're asshats.
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Grando Espada

I'm not alone, am I? This game is fucking beautiful even on my piece of crap computer.
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Mabinogi thread? Mabinogi thread.

Despite Nexon North America being the shittiest gaming host to ever walk the face of the earth, Mabinogi's probably one of the best games I've ever played.

Thoughts? Comments? Serves and IGNs?
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Gang Garrison 2 is technically an MMO. It's a little redundant since TF2 is free now, though.
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Inb4 a WoW thread.
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Ragnarok Online

Ragnarok Online.
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Anyone else play Wonderland Online?
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Tell me about your best experiences with cats.
Once my beloved cat jumped in my lap when I was crying about something I can't remember. It made me forget about it for a moment and I hugged it, usually he goes away when I try to hug him, but at that time, he didn't even move.
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Planet Only Thread

Why just have cats?
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Why do you do these things

You are being silly, cats.
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What does cat food taste like?
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So, how 'bout that Cat Planet?
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Oh, you mean CATplanet?
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Kitties are wonderful.
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I'm allergic to cats.
Cat-hate thread.
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Okay guys

Okay guys, now that we can post NSFW content spoilered for a while, you can post that picture of the nekkid catgirls.
(IRCbros know what I'm talking about)

pic mostly unrelated
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Instrument Cats

Cats are very Musically Inclined
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I love cats

I love every kind of cat.
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low riders!
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do you remember?
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Maru Thread

Or general kawaii neko thread.
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Wondering if there hasn't been a TF thread yet because most don't consider TF mecha or because there aren't many TF fans that go on uboachan
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lol wait this is not mechs or is it
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post a mech.
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muvluv/alternative anyone?
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Bokurano anybody?

It's like the Madoka Magicka counterpart to mech anime. And it's also a fantastic character study with great writing. It's incredibly depressing but it's worth the ride. So many plot twists, jesus christ.

People often complain about the art style but eh. I love how eccentric the robot designs are. ( The main mech used is pretty standard but further in the series they get bizarre).

Also, it has my favorite anime opening song of all time.

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I am upset.
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Liberty Prime is my wife.

That big robot's just so damned badass.
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Why do some websites list this as mecha.
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Neon Genesis Evangelion is the best Mecha series.
Yes or Yes?
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Food you use to eat and now you can't

and that makes you sad

We recently swore off anything containing non-specified gelatin because you never know if it's pork or beef gelatin and we can't do pork because of health and religious reasons. We've had to drop a lot of things from our candy section like starburts, marshmallows, and gummi snacks. We recently found out Skittles are fine so at least there's that. It's a buzzkill though to find something you'd like to get (Gingerbread poptarts for example) and fine gelatin in the ingredients and have to put it back.

pic semi-unrelated?
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The worst foods you have ever tried ever

So, yeah, name some of the worst foods you have tried ever. One of the worst deserts I've ever tried was daifuku/mochi. It was this disgusting, slimy, squishy ball full of red bean paste.
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Cooking Tomatoes


I like this cooking show. Too bad it's the only episode.
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Food you suddenly want to eat due to Yumi Nikki or one of its fangames

I want to make these so bad

I blame Doodle
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fucking hellacious