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So, what did everyone get for Christmas?


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I hate christmas


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money and a package from a friend in canada, containing chocolate that isnt avaliable in the US and the scented crumbellina dicarmello doll from the movie wreck-it ralph

my family never exchanges presents anymore, money is easier but it doesnt always get you that really fucking expensive drawing tablet you've always wanted


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Some manga, mostly. Got a Wii U as an early gift and bought myself a bunch of games on Steam, and then had several people I know die or be hospitalized in the past few weeks.

Also the greatest/worst gift of all, Punpun.


a new body


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You will never have reimu level armpits


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Pic related. I have neither friends nor money, so fuck me- I got nothing.

The same happened with my birthday, with the exception I went to the house of a guy to help him with his guitar, and then I saw a headphone that was broken. 'This shit works?' 'Yeah', 'Why are not you using it?' 'I have new ones.' 'Then give them to me, I fucking need it', 'deal'.
Annd that's my present for Christmas, Walpurgis Nacht, Easter week, Leif Erikson day and the day to talk like a pirate from here to 2016.


Punpun? My African American brother!



some of it was used to purchase cod4 on steam sale

screenshots of me wrecking face incoming


I got the new Droid Razr smartphone. I can finally get rid of my dumbphone.


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My favorite character getting shot in the head by a sniveling chicken shit micropenis gangly fuck who I thought stopped being relevant 6 fucking seasons ago. Kinda my fault for finishing up the 7th season of Weeds and starting the 8th all on a day where everything's supposed to be all simple and joyous, I suppose.

I did get some nice things from my family, though. I got a reasonably nice new phone to replace my old water damaged brick so I can put some music on it, some oven mitts with cats on them, some Adventure Time junk, various gift cards and food/candy, and some practical items from my older relatives. Oh, and I snuck the family dog over to my apartment.


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A japanese tea set, a Flapjack DVD, batman gloves, a miku lanyard, and pretty much an entire new wardrobe. Probably around 20 new dresses, plus some pretty shoes and a few sweaters and pairs of jeans~ So many lovely new outfits~

pic is my teapot


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I'm jelous so I'm killing a pony


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Here I'll share
you can have one of the dresses I got


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I got this for christmas. Also clothes and the telltale walking dead series.


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It fits me perfectly thank you boger! here, I installed Gentoo in your computer for a master race experience


it itches


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Lots of books from my husband's family and lots of games from my side, along with 2 pairs of new PJs, 2 hedgehog plushes, and 2 new movies. Oh and the crown jewel of my Christmas presents: my Jack Frost figure from my husband <3333

Thing's fuckin' adorable




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the only cure for that gift is death


i dont think bullets work that way


Bitches don't know about my ultra realistic guns



I don't know, I always loved socks, specially if they are tiny and don't get further than your ankle. Is a a strange habit of mine, like a fetish, without all that sexual shit, so socks would've been a good gift for me.
Anyway, if you don't like these you can jack off on them and then return the socks. No one will know, and your vengance will be complete.



Socks were always a weird gift when you're a kid but they're one you come to appreciate and look forward to when you get older. When you're parents don't buy your socks anymore you realize that it's no fun having tons of socks with giant holes in them and look forward to free socks without holes.

I personally love patterned socks. Seems I can't go anywhere without buying some silly holiday socks when there's a sale on them ;v;
oh and those super fuzzy house-lounging socks, I love those <3333



Mmm, I personally enjoy both. With holes, and with no holes; both arouse that feeling of feeling good. The holes in the fingers are one of the best feelings ever; walk with them, is so pleasant. And the the freshness of the new pair of socks is just orgasmic.


i got a giant desktop computer and i have no room for it in my house so it's been sitting here in a depressing box


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new desk
plushy Pyro
1 puond of gummy bares
3 cans of Wolf Brand Chili
and some other junk


A leather-bound sketchbook
Blue dress & flower hair clip
Breaking Bad T-Shirt
Cat T-Shirt
Book written by a family friend




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Socks and Deus Ex from Steam bro.


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A late present just arrived…


I got two motherfuckin blankets, a bitchin poster, comfy-ass slippers, and a shitload of candy

and an awful keyboard that I can't type on


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Some paper, paint, a bunch of chocolate and a warm fluffy hat with cat ears on it.


I so jelly ;v;

I want all your Mamis


you can't touch my mammaries


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