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 No.1540

Why did the chicken cross the road?

 No.1541

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Because their owners didn't properly contain them on their property and they were allowed to roam as they pleased.

New Question; What Killed the Dinosaurs?

 No.1542

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>>1541
OH! I know!

Was it the Batman?

 No.1543

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>>1542
NO! IT WAS THE ICE AGE!

 No.1544

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to get to the other side

 No.1545

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to die.

 No.1546

This thing all things devours:
Birds, beasts, trees, flowers;
Gnaws iron, bites steel;
Grinds hard stones to meal;
Slays king, ruins town,
And beats high mountain down.

Answer:time

 No.1547

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What does man love more than life, fear more than death or mortal strife?
What the poor have, the rich require, and what contented men desire?
What the miser spends and the spendthrift saves, and all men carry to their graves?

 No.1548

>>1547
A huge cock
>Love more than life
>Fear having one inside them
>Poor men have big cocks, Rich men have small ones
>Content men want bigger cocks
>Misers have the cash to use their cocks
>Spendthrifts blow all their money instead of using their cocks
>All men bring their cocks to their graves

 No.1549

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>>1548
That was worth saving.

but the real answer is nothing

 No.1550

>>1547
You forgot "more evil than Satan" "more powerful than God" and "you will die if you eat it"

 No.1551

>>1547

A wife.

 No.1552

What can you lose but never find?

 No.1553

>>1552
your virginity



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