No.2301
Cowabunga…
COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOG SHIT.
THIS GAME IS DIAHRREA COMING OUTTA MY DICK. THIS GAME IS AS APPEALING A FUCKING OOZE-INFESTED DIRTY FUCKIN' SEWER RAT SHIT. I'VE HAD MORE FUN PLAYING WITH DOG TURDS. SHREDDER'S MY ASS AND SPLINTER'S MY BALLS, THIS GAME IS AN INSIDE-OUT ASSHOLE REGURGITATING PUTRID ANAL FECAL MATTER. I'D RATHER FUCKING YANK ALL THE HAIRS OUT OF MY SCROTUM. I'D RATHER DRINK DIAHRREA VOMITED OUT OF A BUFFALO'S ANUS. IT FUCKIN' SUCKS, IT SUCKIN' FUCKS, IT FUCKIN' BLOWS, IT'S A PIECE OF SHIT… and I don't like it.
