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Anonymous 08/23/19 (Fri) 16:04:50 No.20104[Reply]

STI, I saw that you deleted that thread. You literally owe us a new 4chon board. When can we expect it?

Seisatsu ## Owner 08/24/19 (Sat) 20:53:38 No.20107

Not deleted, just auto-saged for a while until it seemed that it wouldn't be the dumpster fire I was expecting. It'll bump now.

>>20022

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Is gay sex really gay? Anonymous 08/23/19 (Fri) 02:02:07 No.20100[Reply]

To what extent is gay sex gay? I heard it’s straight if the balls don’t touch.

Anonymous 08/23/19 (Fri) 16:05:29 No.20105

It's don't

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GET Anonymous 08/04/19 (Sun) 21:35:45 No.19999[Reply]

I am claiming this GET to announce that Seisatsu is in fact STI and that he is lying.

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Anonymous 08/04/19 (Sun) 21:37:57 No.20001

I'm claiming this get to tell you that Seisatsu is also gay and that Phantasm could beat him in a masturbation session

Anonymous 08/04/19 (Sun) 21:39:51 No.20002

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>>20000
i have been out-Jewed. you have bested me, sir. i'm going to off myself now. take my yarmulke, you have deserved it.

Anonymous 08/04/19 (Sun) 22:41:09 No.20004

another cirnoget wasted…
sei, time to reboot /ot/

Anonymous 08/05/19 (Mon) 07:56:12 No.20005

Is this gonna be the new /4chon/ until 8ch comes back?

Anonymous 08/05/19 (Mon) 13:39:34 No.20011

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>>20004
But how do we do that?

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Anonymous 03/23/19 (Sat) 23:49:35 No.19860[Reply]

As the person who decided to preserve /new/ when everyone else wanted it to disappear, how much personal responsibility do you feel for all of the people who were cold bloodily gunned down in New Zealand?

Seisatsu ## Owner 03/26/19 (Tue) 07:52:28 No.19861

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Jesus, people actually think STI and I are the same person now since that Seisatsu thread on 8chan. I hope this blows over. Shouldn't have joked about it.

Seisatsu ## Owner 03/26/19 (Tue) 07:54:42 No.19862

>>19860
STI lives in Australia. I live in California. We're still in contact though. For the record, he recently told me he should have only saved /r9k/.

Anonymous 02/25/19 (Mon) 06:48:45 No.19832[Reply]

Seisatsu thread on 4chon https://8ch.net/4chon/res/292682.html

Anonymous 02/25/19 (Mon) 14:08:05 No.19834

>>>/ot/19038

Anonymous 03/01/19 (Fri) 07:14:28 No.19836

jesus christ is that a dick

Anonymous 03/03/19 (Sun) 23:31:42 No.19840

>>19836
that is fucking huge tasty dong if you ask me pls don't ban sei(

Anonymous 03/05/19 (Tue) 02:35:08 No.19843

>>19840
>judging partially flaccid penises

Anonymous 03/05/19 (Tue) 08:33:44 No.19845

>>19843
its still fuckhueg

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Inept Hacking Seisatsu ## Owner 01/31/19 (Thu) 00:45:00 No.19786 [Reply]

Lol, sometimes I see some funny shit in our security logs. Guess what dipshit, Rozen hasn't had an account on an uboachan server since 2011 and the admin account on a Linux box is never called admin. Logs posted for chuckles.

OSSEC HIDS Notification.
2019 Jan 31 00:23:48

Received From: sanctum->/var/log/auth.log
Rule: 5712 fired (level 10) -> "SSHD brute force trying to get access to the system."
Src IP: 5.249.226.37
Portion of the log(s):

Jan 31 00:23:48 sanctum sshd[6493]: Failed password for invalid user admin from 5.249.226.37 port 49822 ssh2
Jan 31 00:23:48 sanctum sshd[6489]: Failed password for invalid user admin from 5.249.226.37 port 49820 ssh2
Jan 31 00:23:46 sanctum sshd[6504]: Invalid user admin from 5.249.226.37 port 49844
Jan 31 00:23:46 sanctum sshd[6502]: Invalid user rozencrab from 5.249.226.37 port 49846
Jan 31 00:23:46 sanctum sshd[6490]: Invalid user rozencrab from 5.249.226.37 port 49816
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Anonymous 01/31/19 (Thu) 14:40:24 No.19787

Everyone knows the admin account is called Seisatsu and the password is ubuu123(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

Seisatsu ## Owner 01/31/19 (Thu) 23:19:30 No.19788

>>19787
Dammit, now I have to change it.

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Anonymous 01/24/19 (Thu) 22:36:59 No.19773 [Reply]

If you could live in any fantasy world of your choosing, literally any at all, real or fictional, what would it be and why?

Similar question; if you had the ability to remake yourself to better fit into your fantasy world, what would you become?

Anonymous 01/25/19 (Fri) 02:17:42 No.19774

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Monster girl quest. Generally i'm not into fantasy, lord of rings type stuff. I don't hate it, but it doesn't appeal to me. Monster girl quest is actually the only exception to this. I guess I like the idea of there being something higher than humans on the food chain, something that's intelligent and good looking to boot. I also like how Christianity type stuff is mixed with shinto and neither one is actually super praise worthy. Everybody is more or less equal despite everything else. Not realistic, but it doesn't have to be. Nostalgia also has to do with it.

I'd be a slimegirl. Live forever, never have to chew food or sleep, never worry about cutting yourself, stronger than average person.

Anonymous 01/25/19 (Fri) 09:23:33 No.19775

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Probably The Wired. Late 90s (physical) cyberspace ideals, not only in media and culture but in manifestos and futurism are incredibly awkward looking back. I was hoping VR would have a browser to present this idea into motion, but commercial VR is a fucking meme.

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Anonymous 01/07/19 (Mon) 12:46:04 No.19749 [Reply]

I love you guys. I love ubuu. You remind me of something I was in the past, something that I dearly miss, something that I will always remember.

Anonymous 01/07/19 (Mon) 21:03:04 No.19750

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>>19749
>something I was in the past
oi fuck right off, mate
seriously though, this post comes off as extremely condescending. You're not better than us just because you changed for the better or whatever. Quite projecting.

Anonymous 01/07/19 (Mon) 22:06:31 No.19751

>>19750
Maybe you should stop projecting too. It's very possible anon meant that in a positive way.

Anonymous 01/10/19 (Thu) 14:07:16 No.19752

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Stop treating me like a kid!

Anonymous 01/22/19 (Tue) 14:33:11 No.19771

>>19750

Truly the real projection was the assholes we met along the way

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Anonymous 12/12/18 (Wed) 04:09:05 No.19650 [Reply]

I just became a Quora partner. I ask questions and depending on the views/ad revenue, I get money, no strings attacthed. I'm not getting my hopes up too high, but it's nice. Any questions suggestions?

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Anonymous 12/12/18 (Wed) 23:35:54 No.19659

>>19654
Who cares about the alphabet and secret societies, what I care about is knowing the maximum amount of Tang one can drink before dying of stomach explosion or worse.

Anonymous 12/12/18 (Wed) 23:44:36 No.19660

>>19658
One time I asked if nanomachines could replace exercise by manually creating micotears in muscle, and an ivy league man gave me a compelling, in-depth answer.

Anonymous 12/13/18 (Thu) 00:02:19 No.19661

>>19660
yeah but on my website not only can you get a $100% legit ivy league man giving you a compelling, in-depth answer, but you can get a SUPER legit ivy league man giving you a RIVETING, DETAILED answer.(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

Anonymous ## Mod 12/13/18 (Thu) 03:07:15 No.19662

please try to stay on-topic, this is getting silly even for /ot/ standards

Anonymous 01/06/19 (Sun) 06:33:45 No.19739

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Update: I've made 7 cents so far…

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New Years 2019 Anonymous 12/30/18 (Sun) 10:36:49 No.19694 [Reply]

What will ubuu do during the upcoming New Years Eve?

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Anonymous 01/01/19 (Tue) 05:31:47 No.19713

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>>19712
Yep, happy new year anon. Russian people are pretty unreasonable. I had two glasses of champagne even though i'm not 21 yet. In your own house it's whatever, but this was a public place in a venue with like 200 people. Something about that is surreal. I'm back in my hotel room now becuase I wasn't in the mood for watching the second half of paranormal activity with a couple of wiggers. I don't mean to be rude or anything, but they're just very boring people with poor music taste. Good night.

Anonymous 01/01/19 (Tue) 05:32:31 No.19714

>>19713
>unreasonable
>irresponsible

Anonymous 01/01/19 (Tue) 14:13:28 No.19716

>>19713
>very boring people with poor music taste
My neighborhood had favela music playing until 3am, I'd take russian trashy music in a heartbeat

Anonymous 01/01/19 (Tue) 15:17:03 No.19717

>>19716
Nope. The party had Russian music. People, "my own age", just listen to rap when they're together though.

Anonymous 01/01/19 (Tue) 16:51:06 No.19718

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>>19701
>I never understood the appeal to celebrating the beginning of a new year, it's the most depressing "holiday" in existence.
It's the symbol representing the passing of time, the "ritual", what drives to celebrate these kind of things as holidays. It's like birthdays; they're there only to remind you that time passes and you can't do anything to stop it.

While I understand it, I don't see why everybody frets their shit so much about it. I mean, it's no different than a weekend. Monday always comes right after it.