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The Uboachan Dream World MUD is back online, sorry for the downtime.

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 No.16099[Reply][Last 50 Posts]

What other Chan sites do you use? I'm only using uboachan, lainchan and /lit/ on 4chan at the moment.
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 No.22693

>>22627
The way the lolcow community works is that one of them will wander into an argument somewhere, lose very badly (due to the lack of intelligence and mental stability that afflicts all of them), and then run back to the community so they can manufacture a "lolcow" out of the victor and gang up on him. Why you would find this entertaining is beyond me, but then again I don't have an IQ of 75.

 No.22694

>>22693
People on lolcow communities are indeed usually pretty stupid, but that's really not how it works at all.

 No.22792

Imageboard chans are still popular?

 No.22801

>>22693
this almost reads like you were posted or something but it's just too out of touch to even be that

 No.22818

>>19963
>yakui.moe
I cant believe its dead….



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 No.20377[Reply]

ITT: Innocent/innocuous characters and things ruined by the internet.
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 No.22459

>>22457
But who are you?!

 No.22460

>>22457
I want to know now!

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>>22460
Why, who are YOU?

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>>22461
i am




will i am

 No.22557

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Not innocent or innocuous but ruined nonetheless.



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 No.22418[Reply]

I highly recommend using cloudflare's csam scanning tool to stop illegal images from appearing on your site. It also helps to block proxies as well. I think as an imageboard community we can stop this shit but we need to start taking measures to put an end to it. If you want to step away from your board for awhile don't leave posting open. It will get spammed. Just put it in read only until you come back.

And yes, I'm posting this on all the imageboards I find. No I'm not a bot.
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 No.22468

yeah I'm not really feeling cloudflare

 No.22477

cloudflare stops ddos attacks?

 No.22488

>>22477
it better for the amount paid

 No.22556

>>22418
Hmmmmm

Cloudflare
cloudflare.com
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 No.17975[Reply]

What's the most perverted/depraved/shameful thing that you have ever done? From junior high to freshman year of high school I was in a kind of, "weird phase". When my sister was still in high school and I was in seventh grade we had over a German exchange student for a week as my sister was taking German and participated in the exchange program. The German girl spent almost all of her time shopping for stuff at the mall(as that was the most notable thing to do over here in the states), so she spent little to no time actually in our house. When I got home from school one day I was totally alone and after a bit of debating with myself, decided to take one of the exchange student'a panties and see what they smelled like. This was less because I actually wanted to get some kind of sexual gratification out of it, and more about the thrill. At that age I enjoyed the excitement of petty theft, bizarre pranks and generally sadistic things. Now as she was guest in our house, she didn't just leave dirty panties around her room, so I had to reach into her drawer(which she was borrowing from me) and pull out whatever pair I could find(which were almost certainly clean. I then pushed them against my nostrils and inhaled deeply. Looking back on this I could have done a lot worse. It's not like I rubbed my dick on it. Even if it was clean, knowing that she would eventually wear it would almost be more perverse. If i'm going to be 120% honest I regret that I didn't do that. The drawer she borrowed was broken when it was returned to me, so I don't feel too guilty about it or anything. Story 2: I wanted to take German 2 in eighth grade since my sister went down that route, but I didn't take German 1 the previous year. German 2 also wasn't offered in high school so I opted to take summer lessons to skip ahead. It was a nice arrangement since the teacher would actually come to my house every other day. Now she wasn't an attractive woman by any means. Being Turkish, short, middle-aged, and wrinkled, she didn't exactly appeal to my in that way. At the time though, I had a sort of fetish for having somebody trying to teach my something without me understanding any of what they were saying. I didn't even know about this until the lessons started, but every other day, for a straight hour and half, I would have a raging hard-on as soon as this woman opened her mouth and started yammering on and one about what seemed like total gibberish to me. It's good that our dining room table wPost too long. Click here to view the full text.
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 No.22464

Fappan to my art teacher

 No.22465

i shit my brains out 3 times trying to read this

 No.22466

>>17996
the real depravity here is jerking off right after taking a bath

 No.22467

I mean I made and bought some onahole-like objects and stuff but I dont really count that as depraved. I tried an anal toy but I didnt like it, however I remember something that made me feel "dirty" and depraved somehow so I'll share a story to keep this board going.

Around when I was in university and about 22 years old or so, I had frenulotomy because let's just say my first experience with a girl was uncomfortable and even almost painful, so I realized something was wrong with me. If you don't know it's cutting your frenulum to make it thinner and easier to stretch. They used some very light stitches to patch it up afterwards and I was supposed to not touch my junk for a while.

Well I couldn't do it so in an university toilet I jacked off while having some break between classes, and I was absolutely horrified to see blood gushing out of me, painting the bowl deep red, flowing and flowing into the water. Luckily it stopped very soon but it felt like long, long seconds and I was standing there unsure of what to do.

Never felt as dirty ever since and I won't forget about it.

 No.22487

>>17975
touching my girl cousin's butt and getting caught



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 No.22188[Reply]

How many of you are free software commies who won't use software unless it's approved by the FSF?
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 No.22190

Not me, trying to run my little girl games on *buntu was a living nightmare

 No.22191

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i use linucks but no FSF distros. sorry but I want to run steam, proprietary games, and proprietary Windows software! and I also need a browser with proprietary non-freeJS support to post on uboachan too

 No.22194

I've used Linux for all of my personal computers for 17 years, and I prefer open source software. Nowadays most big games will run on Linux, but I have a Windows desktop just in case.

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 No.22475

>>22474
Free Software Foundation



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 No.22429[Reply]

Date with Misato Chan (─‿‿─)♡
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 No.22439

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Oniisan can I drink with you and Misato?

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 No.22442

>>22440
I never understood why is this supposed to be such a scary concept and even a derogatory thing to say. To die alone. What's so special about that? In the last seconds of death you will be alone whether you want it or not. In this modern age the most usual scenario is not much different from being alone anyhow, you are usually in a hospital with full of strangers - nurses, doctors.

Do you think it really makes a huge difference for the experience of death to be alone or not? You had your chance to live, all the wasted years should be much more scarier than any ending. I personally think people are obsessed with any "ends" and focus way too much on them. Dying alone is natural, living alone is not.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uTpmQI0VoSI

 No.22443

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>>22440
at the end of the day i have misato gf i can drink beer with and you dont

 No.22444

>>22439
love this Character lol



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 No.22359[Reply]

Following this dog crypto recently. It embodies a hard-on anti-CCP mentality which I find refreshing, since many of the people in my country seem to not give a shit about human rights or genocide.

The coin itself is based on Chaofen the Corgi, who was beat to death in November by Chinese health workers :(

It has a cute meme version of Winnie the Pooh with a bunch of different logos for different targets of China (Tibet, Hong Kong, Taiwan, Uyghurs)

If anyone else wants to check it out just search up Chaofen Coin. It's neat to see some crypto 'with meaning' instead of the usual pump-n-dumps hiding behind clip-art turd logos.

 No.22360

ok cryptobro

 No.22361

You have to be real desperate to promote your crypto doges in a dead anonymous imageboard themed to gather suicidal NEETs and gamedev LARPing.

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 No.22436

unde esti Laura? :(



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 No.22422[Reply]

what if i told you that i could give a woman an orgasm simply with my voice? Check out my 5 minute voice guided meditation video for healing women's sexual energy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V1DdF4il-74
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 No.22425

i support your dreams op lol

 No.22426

These spams are getting weirder and weirder

 No.22427

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>>22422
>Implying anyone in this site will ever have sex.
Lurk more OP

 No.22428

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>>22427
I had sex once and it was weird, condoms are messy, the expectations are messy, relationships are messy, just let me dwell in my fantasies and let me have peace.

Picture unrelated.

 No.22432

>>22427
gal's got a lotta sole



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 No.22022[Reply]

I can't say I didn't deserve it.

 No.22083

>>22022
You and those mods suck

 No.22085

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Don't bring your discord shit here. Just for doing this you're as bad as them.

 No.22086

lmao

 No.22348

OW sucketh

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>>22022
You're nasty



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 No.17816[Reply]

Do you like angels egg?
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 No.22366

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Prefer NINJA SLAYER

 No.22368

>>22366
hahaha "hacker"

 No.22369

Nancy Lee: The series really seems to enjoy making this woman suffer, to the point where her Butt-Monkey status crosses unfunny territory. Out of all the heroes, she's arguably the most sincere about making Neo-Saitama a better place for everyone. Problem is, her association with Slayer also means leaving herself open to all kinds of danger and unwanted attention — ranging from Attempted Rape(s) to straight-up torture. It's actually very hard to watch some of her scenes without cringing a little, especially after what Basilisk had done to her.

haha cringe fanservice

 No.22370

don't you have anything better to do than watch Fvvvking HACKER ANIMEs and NECRO BUMP UBOACHAN(!!!!) TOPICS

 No.22371

>Nancy Lee (ナンシー・リー, Nanshī Rī) is a >journalist and hacker.

>Power & Abilities

>Hacking - She can port herself into >computers and hack them.


wow… Hackker… Journlsit…………. Hey Babi wana hack me and write a… Story;)



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