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I'm pretty new here and would like to ask some long-time users a question. What are some of the stupidest things people have ever said on this site? What's just been the most interesting stuff to happen here(like the guy in pic, who's that?)
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half of it, the fact that outsiders think this is 4chan doesn't help either.


Where can I put all these watermelons?


I have abandoned the vomitive shithole uboachan is quite some time ago and I'm not going back there now. Don't ever associate me with those "peope", if they could even be called that.


I think the stupidest thing I've ever heard on this site was that guy in /x/ asking about filthy frank.


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Some faggot asking in /yn/ if it was possible to hack yume nikki and see the internal files.

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Pet thread?

Share stories, or photos if you don't feel like writing.

All pets allowed. Even pet plants and virtual pets.
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They're literally promoting the spread of an invasive species under the false pretense of trying to, "save the earth".
"Our goal is simple. We want students and teachers to learn about amphibian declines 'hands - on' by actually caring for endangered species! We believe by distributing these frogs to as many classrooms as possible that together we quite literally can save a frog ( or two ) from extinction"


Here is a somewhat long story that might be more of a horror story for pet lovers.

Back in the 80s my parents had a cute brown mutt. She was smart and had a lovable charisma, a really easygoing type of dog. My parents cared for her immensely. She was always inside the house’s fenced property, only leaving when accompanied by one of the owners. So it was strange that one day, even though this precaution, no matter how much they’d call for her she wouldn’t come. They searched the whole house and garden but the dog was nowhere. They assumed she must have found a way out even though how unprovable it seemed to them. All the ways out of the property were closed, the fence was too big to jump, there were no evidences of escape efforts, and it was just out of the dog’s character to leave the house even if given the chance. She was well trained, knew she had to stay even if the doors were left open.

Despite my parents’ efforts, they didn’t found her or any clues of her whereabouts. None of the neighbours had seen her. No one of the neighbourhood had seen her. The dog just vanished. They were heartbroken. Didn’t had any more ideas about what to do.

Then one day, around a month after, a similar dog was seen wandering the street where they lived. But something seemed off. Still my parents wanted to clear any doubts, and it was indeed their dog, although their joy was overshadowed by how hard it was to believe to be the same animal. She was in an unbelievable messed up state, it just seemed like she had gone through some kind of hell and come back. All her fur was either missing or just some leftover dirty patches, skinny as if she hadn’t eaten for months, physical marks as if she had been through abuse, her body looked frail as if she could stop breathing any time. It seemed impossible to everyone that, in such a short time, the dog would end up like that. At least on its own.

What worried the most though were some strange marks on her body, especially a few clean and symmetrical small holes on her head. They didn’t seem organic, as with an animal bite. They appeared to have been done with an object.

They rushed to a vet and even though the doctors couldn’t come up with a good reason for her state, they did had one suspicion. They supposed she might have been victim to animal testing. They told my parents that in a neighbourhood not very far from where they lived there was a research facility (of what my parents don’t remePost too long. Click here to view the full text.


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My dog died a few weeks ago. He was so cute and fat and a big drama queen when I first met him. I only knew him for a year or two but he was really something else. I'm a Hikki/NEET so it really was nice having him around. I feel lonely now. He died because he was old so I'm not too sad over that, but he was suffering a lot his last month and especially his last few days.

He was a little dachshund and 13 or so years old. I'm glad he's finally at peace now. Pic related isn't him, I'd feel kinda weird posting that but this dog looks very similar. He made me really love dachshunds.


i'm sorry for your loss, friend.


Daschunds are truly bro-tier dogs. I'm sorry for your loss man.

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I met on adult dating site (mofos.me) with a girl. After a while she admitted that she's a nymphomaniac. But the problem is that I'm a virgin and I'm afraid to screw it up. Can you recommend something? Her profile: mofos.me/heatherdee And sorry for my language.
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OP, don't forget to post when they're ripping your organs off.


Ehh I've met a couple nymphos in the past. But I dun think they'd be keen on adult dating sites. ymmv


I have seen the exact same post with different name/pic/link on 8ch and lainchan.


So, it is a disguised add. Thought so. It just sounds so much like clickbait.

"Hey guys. I'm an innocent little virgin but through this site I found a obviously believable cute nymphomaniac and they are totally hot for my d. Here is a photo of them, oh, and of course, also a link to their profile because what kind of idiot would not share the personal link to a person who wants to roll with us. Maybe if you come to the site you'll also meet more people that want to do you than your hands can hold."


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>And sorry for my language.
Considering how this post has no profanities, op is probably talking about about the way they write. Seeing as how this is an ad, I bet this guy is just some mildy creepy, indian office worker whose work is in the same vein as telemarketers and, "customer support"(the guys that tell you that your pc is fucked and that you need to download xyz software so they can steal your information).

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Hey Chii, where is the faggot?


>implying chii actually speaks eigo


I don't know, it might be me, but you're the one poking a butthole.

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after googling who originated the vomitive shithole meme i got this 2nd page in google search

you guys are a lovely bunch
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It's the same thread.


User Seagal took the capture in /g/ and posted it in /sugg/


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It was just the second result.


Wow, already four years ago.


Yeah, it feels like it was just yesterday, doesn't it?

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Just fuck me
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Please explain.



I'm also interested.


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Used to happen a lot, now not so much.
Nothing going on on the left of my house though, just a nice quiet old couple.

ITT Noises from your neighbors houses. (I think)

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Previous one already reached bump limit.
Forced Anonymous edition.
Uboachan is great again!

Vol. III:
Vol. IV:
Vol. V:
Vol. VI:
Vol. VII:
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Holy fucking shit, that scared me.


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>Loves to save images that I like, saves as many as I can
>Conscious that it’s so out of hand it can be considered an obsession
>Image collection’s numbers are mad, but decides to ignore it
>Can’t save all images, too many for my patience
>Accepts that it's urgent to establish rules and organize my folders
>It never happens
>Instead installs an auto-saving program and just irresponsibly let it roll at will
>I’m fine but inside I’m screaming

When I die, instead of earth, I’m going to be buried under a pile of external hard drives.


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I'm feeling so many emotions right now because of some stupid fucking anime made only to pander. Both positive and negative emotions but god damn I hate it. I even fucking cried from all of it because of how overwhelming all these feelings were. I wish I could pass out and sleep for an entire day or two.

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So Uboachongs, what's the fangame with the longest development time you know?

As in, games that are not cancelled yet, but taking a long time to come out.
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>imageboards are dying a slow death
Ubuu officially died with Project Yume Nikki mate


i think the image of >>17135 perfectly describes the problem that killed ubuu


2017 and still waiting for evidence of connections between Kikiyama and Project Yume Nikki


Well, of course a wiki page is going to make Lainchan look horrible if they focus on the negatives. Decent place but I just got bored with it, it was more or less the same discussions when I finally left it. Really no different from say, 4chan's /g/, not in terms of actual content but the repetitive discussions. Not to mention, more and more of 8chan's shit was leaking into there.

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Ray Bradbury is spinning in his grave.

Reading the coda of Fahrenheit 451 and then reading this is vomiting inducing. The whole book and coda are in objection to censorship in the name of making sure nobody feels bad which is exactly what dems are doing. Seeing one twisting Ray's book to fit their agenda is disgusting. She is either totally lacking in self awareness or is trying to trick people somehow.

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How to create a successful fangame with lots of fans and fame:

>It must be an exact copy of another game with recolored characters, material of other games and call them "Placeholders"

>Make the main character as damn SLOW as fucking possible, if anyone complains, say there is a speed effect and act as if he/she's ignorant of our culture
>Drug references are fashion
>Japanese names are fashion even if there is no context or don't fit
>If you're a westerner, your game must have a Japanese name (made with the help of Google Translate), bonus point if it doesn't make any sense to a native speaker.
>If you are Japanese, your game must have an English name that doesn't make sense to a native speaker at all. Also, you must get mad at the filthy western foreign pigs when they (politely) point this out to you and suggest a correct translation.
>the main character must end in -tsuki
>It must have a nexus with 10 HUGE worlds with nothing inside
>It must have phalic or pointless UFOs or thingies waddling around because it's 2deep4u
>Your game MUST have a balcony, NO EXCEPTIONS
>Shitty ass midi music, preferably mario paint tier
>If your character's in a room, this must not have windows
>It must not have dialogue or text or anything social, because being a plant is cool
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She needs warmer clothes asap. These <div>SNOW</div> would chill her to the bones.


Uboachan's pride


I seem to recall Mishka being an enormous faggot who did a number of things on the list, especially
>You must criticize EVERYTHING and try the other (only active) developers to feel as bad as possible
>If it is a boy make it look like a girl
>Oh look, this project failed and everyone's insulting the author, I'll eat the corpse and write a blog post pointing the defects of his beta

They also tended to do a dramatic cancelling of all their projects on the reg and couldn't handle criticism of any kind, usually pulling the "I'm a dev so I know what I'm talking about and you don't" bullshit whenever someone points out their games are shite.

Which was hilarious because they would nitpick the shit out of other developers' games, iirc he was up the Broken Bottle's developer's asshole because the main character had like "too many colours" in their palette or something.

I think for a while they ran a dev circlejerk forum before banning half the admins because they got slighted in some way.

Easily just as autistic as jojogape.


I think we covered everything here, I can't think of more things.


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That's because nobody produces games anymore.

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