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The rules have been updated, effective immediately. Please review them. Specifically rules 6, 7, and 8 have changed or been added, and two guidelines have been removed.
Updated again to ban political ideology and imagery completely.

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 No.20261[Reply]

Nature loves Freedom

 No.20262

Assigning apparent free will and emotions to naturally occurring chemical reactions, including the naturally occurring combination of sunlight and carbon dioxide to create plant matter, is an infantile form of projections.
Saying "Rocks don't trust marmalade" would make as much sense.

 No.20263

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>>20262
DAAAAAAMN!

 No.20283

>>20262
Jesus Chirst is LOrd.

 No.20296

>>20262
Okay autist.



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 No.20279[Reply]

What does Uboachan think about the new 4chon so far? Its been around for a couple weeks or so already.
Also how about this new logo, do you liek it?


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 No.20266[Reply]

autism kills

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 No.20270

>>20269
Oh wow, I thought this was gone forever. Beautiful stuff.

 No.20272

>>20269
We should relink the Tinyboard © to point here for prosperity



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 No.20257[Reply]

Hi, I'm not sure how to go about asking this, it's kind of embarrassing. I'm 18 years old and I'm bicurious. I wanted to learn more about homosexuality before I give these weird feelings I have further thought. Someone from an LGBT forum directed me here, said the owner of this website is an expert at taking loads in his ass? I would love to hear about your experiences and any advice you might have to share. I'm sorry if I'm being too forward, I'm new to all of this. Waiting warmly to hear back from you~!

 No.20258

Please stop bullying that's NOT what 4ch*n is about for heavens' sake

https://youtu.be/rSghrhd6M3s

 No.20259

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>>20258
Please don't bully he's asking for legitimate advice! I too am interested in hearing about his experiences with taking huge loads in his ass and becoming buttpregnant with babies!



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 No.20247[Reply]

this shit is gay → https://www.4chon.me/meta/res/112.html
uboa faggots need to stay off 4chon if you know whats good for you
4chon will unleash the whirlwind on you furry faggots, we will go ass to mouth on your mom, don't try and start shit with us

 No.20248

>>20247
Ungrateful cunts.

 No.20249

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>>20247
please stop trying to stir sh*t up between our sites for no reason (especially when a gentle breeze could probably take our website out permanently at this point heh)

 No.20251

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>LISTEN.S TOP BOTHERING US. WE'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOUR DUMB ANTICS. DON'T. POST. ON. UBOACHAN. AGAIN.

Chill out dude it's just some shitposting. Nothing meant by it.

 No.20253

>>20247
Fake post from fake mod. I don't care about the buttpregnant thread.

 No.20255

>>20253
nice attempt at damage control, but the seething behind this post is plain to see for everyone.



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 No.20244[Reply]

apparently you can conceive anally? this is bad news for me because of all the loads i've been taking in my ass.

 No.20245

seisatsu here. i can't remember how to turn on my capcode, but i swear it's me. just came here to say that this news is affecting me too, because i take loads in my ass on the reg. let me be the first to know if you find out more, OP. the last thing i need right now is a child.



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 No.16798[Reply][Last 50 Posts]

Press ctrl+V. Whatever prints is what you post.

>EAT YOUR own ass


Ok then.
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 No.20227

On Death's Bloody Trail: Murder and the Art of Forensic Science

 No.20235

>>20036
https://julay.world/cow/res/7486.html
>Alt Chan Federation: A tale of multiple shills

 No.20240

UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU



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 No.20022[Reply]

Here, since I broke the last one, sure, let's have one of these. Why not. You're probably going to make me regret it though, but I'm cautiously optimistic. Crash on the sofa and don't steal anything. No seisatsu.png.
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 No.20233

>>20231
it's not an """altchan""". it's a group of 15 people who have been talking to each other in an imageboard format for over 10 years because they're too autistic to post without anonymity

 No.20234

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>>20230
>If you try to stress over every little detail like that before opening your imageboard to the public, it'll never happen.

this.
end users are your volunteer beta testers, allow them to abuse the system and find out what flaws need correction instead of sweating it over yourself. the history of aviation regulation involves letting people find new ways to kill themselves or people on the ground with airplane and then finding out what went wrong and writing a new rule to prevent it in the future and thats a good model to base any long term, ongoing project on.

 No.20236

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>>20230
You're absolutely right, though what constitutes every little thing unfortunately varies wildly between someone like me and a Chad like you. For a relatively new example I just noticed .gif files of a certain size (the pair I tried were both over 2mb so I assume it's somewhere around there-others worked) aren't showing up despite the max upload being 10mb~ by default. Ostensibly basic stuff, if it hasn't already, is going to JUST frick my sh*t up.

Nonetheless, the site (https://www.4chon.me) is now "open" in this WIP state, and I'm going to mess around with a test board to try and figure stuff out like I probably should have been doing days ago I suppose.

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 No.20239

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thibitythibitythat's all, folks!
Good luck and goodbye. Do your best to maintain your new boards.



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 No.20086[Reply]

What’s wrong with jerking off? It keeps me from spending too much time focusing on attracting the opposite sex.
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 No.20201

if you think about it, you've touched dick more than you've touchd pussy.

 No.20208

>>20157
G-d I want to slap Raven's non-canonically large tiddies around with my bulbous, egg-shaped forehead

 No.20209

Nothing, as long as it doesn't cause problems in your outside life. Without spending time with the opposite sex, you may not be as prepared to deal with such things as knowing when you're being cucked, knowing when to put your foot down gently, when to back off, etc.

That may only pose a problem if you want to have a meaningful relationship one day, however.

For me - and for myself only - I do actually notice an abnormally sour mood in the days following a fap. This is entirely anecdotal, and yet whether it is correlation or causation is entirely irrelevant. Masturbation is not just a cause of "x", it is also a symptom of "y".

So, in short, nothing, inherently.

 No.20210

>>20157
Can you explain it better anon, it just comes off as jargon to me.
>>20208
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>>20157
>Christians
>White Children
>Race-based ideology
Wtf, you’re thinking of nazis, white nationalists, or white supremacists rather than Christians. A large number of Christians aren’t white, and some of the most Christian countries in the world are in South America which isn’t considered white. It sounds like you’re mixing up two very different ideologies based on random stereotypes of anything remotely “traditional” or socially conservative.

Christianity doesn’t say anything about race or preserving some genetic lineage. Christianity does say that lust is a sin and so is fornication or having sex without trying to have a child (definitely includes sodomy, and most likely includes protected sex.) I think one of the main reasons they are sins is because they can definitely affect people’s judgement and convince people to act in an immoral way just so they can feel good. Also, Jesus did say that looking at a woman in a lustful way is a sin and can be also be considered adultery so watching porn or checking out girls is probably considered a sin if you are a Christian.

I don’t think it’s that big of a deal. I do notice I tend to focus and sleep better if I haven’t fapped in a couple days. There also might be some sort of hormonal benefits.



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 No.20052[Reply]

>girl at work grabs me by the shoulders and always fixes my uniform's collar when she sees it out of place
>roomate and her friend comment about how delicately i eat
>women often ask if gey
>one girl tells me she reminds me of her younger brother
>other girls tell me they see me as a son
>always get called cute, never handsome
>all because i'm short, thin, and have a higher-pitched voice
Is there a cure to the sonzone?
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 No.20162

>>20153
The entire reply felt like self-congratulatory fartsniffing tbh

the conclusion was basically "awww it's adorable that you're a retard who doesn't understand women, I'm so glad that I'm ENLIGHTENED."

Which does contrast nicely with "hypermaschuline dudes are just like that cause they're like that lol"

feels at least equally stifled and narrowminded but from the opposite direction and more arrogant

 No.20166

>>20143
>/r9k/ wojak /soc/ thread like this
takes one to know one :^)

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>>20162
Then who's right?

 No.20198

>>20180
>replying to being called arrogant by being just condescending enough it comes off as polite while saging

you seem annoying regardless of the argument



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