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Guide to being socially acceptable on Uboachan Anonymous 06/23/17 (Fri) 23:29:46 No.17645 [Reply]

Hello anon! I assume you, like many of us, are 14 year old shitposters from Taiwan! You might be a bit confused, but here is my guide to sucessfully avoid the ban hammer and appear like a sucessful and interesting person on this board! Also included are some general tips for the Uboachan lifestyle. You cool yet, holmes? Aight hombre, time to start this guía:

Uboachan's best is composed of /t/, /neet/ and /ot/

You should listen to Linkin Park while playing .flow, it helps a lot with the atmosphere

Don't forget to help tumblr figure out YN/.flow/2kki/memetsuki by revealing the truth to them (Mado was raped/Sabi is a slut/Urotsuki has big tits and is a homofurry transhuman boy/memetsuki has a dark past)

Listen to BABYMETAL while studying Spanish, it will help your pronounciation tenfold!

Always have a folder full of Cory ready, you might just not know when it might be useful.

Getting PROJECT Yume Nikki merchandise results in some sick reputation around these roads.

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Anonymous 06/24/17 (Sat) 02:40:31 No.17650

this thread is basically terrible,

Anonymous 06/24/17 (Sat) 02:50:22 No.17651

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>>17645
>Lastly, don't forget to sign up for our secret society!
No, we don't accept applications since patchy's death. Specially because the last time we tried something like that we only got parasites instead of actual members.

>>17650
At least it's /ot/ and not other board.

Anonymous 07/11/17 (Tue) 20:16:34 No.17716

you're not funny

Anonymous 08/30/21 (Mon) 08:29:25 No.21937

>>17645
Don't make Seisatsu angry; that is all.

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the suggestion board Anonymous 08/28/21 (Sat) 21:14:53 No.21927 [Reply]

while doing nothing, i realized that this abbreviation is kinda funny because it sounds like a child tried to say "suck".

Anonymous 08/29/21 (Sun) 09:28:27 No.21929

that's pretty funny anonymous

Anonymous 08/29/21 (Sun) 15:18:47 No.21932

Now all we need is /fug/

Anonymous 08/29/21 (Sun) 19:01:23 No.21933

and fuck

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Anonymous 08/13/21 (Fri) 03:07:08 No.21881 [Reply]

Terraria server is up for anyone who's bored
terraria.kissu.moe:7777

Anonymous 08/28/21 (Sat) 02:01:01 No.21924

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Anyone up for pixel combat?

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Anonymous 09/16/18 (Sun) 17:22:15 No.19446 [Reply]

I'll miss ubuu when its finally gone for good.

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Anonymous 09/28/18 (Fri) 10:44:38 No.19484

>>19479
If you want to believe it's worthwhile, please consider that this chan might have just been paid for, and will continue to be so, at least until Sei or Writer decides to pull the plug.

It's gonna happen, guys.

Anonymous 09/28/18 (Fri) 13:25:24 No.19486

>>19479
It depends on its users, Ubuu's history is being slowly documented in the wiki too.

Anonymous 10/22/18 (Mon) 00:53:12 No.19558

UboaChan will never die.

Anonymous 08/26/21 (Thu) 21:54:03 No.21918

>>19558
Never say never.

Anonymous 08/27/21 (Fri) 01:48:56 No.21919

>>19447
Make it look like Madotsuki

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Anonymous 08/11/21 (Wed) 13:35:12 No.21873 [Reply]

Hi /ot/

What do you think of my mystery snail? :-)

Anonymous 08/14/21 (Sat) 10:12:03 No.21887

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Is the snail's name Escago?

Anonymous 08/15/21 (Sun) 21:23:04 No.21891

They're pretty cute

Anonymous 08/16/21 (Mon) 08:13:09 No.21892

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Here is my snail on top of my moss ball :)

Anonymous 08/23/21 (Mon) 06:11:25 No.21910

>>21892
Is it sleeping?

Anonymous 08/23/21 (Mon) 07:45:35 No.21914

Thats adorable

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Anonymous 05/13/21 (Thu) 17:37:24 No.21465 [Reply]

What's your opinion on the Discord server?

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Anonymous 07/03/21 (Sat) 01:30:18 No.21662

>>21656
>completely drown into sodomy
ahem…sweaty, no homophobia is allowed here.

Anonymous 07/03/21 (Sat) 01:49:35 No.21663

>>21662
How is that homophobic?

Anonymous 07/08/21 (Thu) 07:42:05 No.21682

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>>21662
Got cancelled on Uboachan for homophobia… I have no words. This is horrible.

Anonymous 07/25/21 (Sun) 01:16:49 No.21796

When's uboachan instagram?

Anonymous 08/21/21 (Sat) 05:16:24 No.21901

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I friended Ubochan's facebook

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Tech shit Anonymous 06/22/19 (Sat) 15:03:55 No.19948 [Reply]

What are you dorks working on? Any cool topics in computer science you'd like to share?

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Anonymous 07/10/20 (Fri) 08:36:46 No.20625

Solar-powered bicycle with solar panels on the wheel hubs.

Anonymous 10/14/20 (Wed) 14:28:04 No.20993

I don't have much motivation to learn programming, but I would self host a few services for a few friends when I have time. Learn system administration.

Anonymous 10/19/20 (Mon) 05:11:08 No.21017

>>19948
Also, post your neofetch info pls

Anonymous 10/22/20 (Thu) 07:46:00 No.21026

I'm having fun learning Rust. I find it fun because it feels like everything's half finished and you're close to the bleeding edge of language and library design. It's also because I prefer strict, static typing—I used to consider Python fun, but I stopped because I got sick of pandas (the Python data analysis library) which I use at work in an on-again, off-again way.

Anonymous 08/17/21 (Tue) 07:25:49 No.21896

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Aeronautics…. FLY!

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Anonymous 04/03/15 (Fri) 19:58:32 No.12484 [Reply]

Why is windows 8 so fucking shitty.

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Anonymous 07/26/20 (Sun) 07:21:57 No.20670

>>12484
Windows 10 will be worse.

Anonymous 06/10/21 (Thu) 09:12:23 No.21570

>>20670
Why did they skip Windows 9?

Anonymous 06/10/21 (Thu) 15:12:48 No.21572

>>21570
To spite cirno fans

Anonymous 07/18/21 (Sun) 04:14:40 No.21733

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Windows 11 time?
https://arstechnica.com/gadgets/2021/07/early-windows-11-builds-show-microsoft-has-lots-of-work-ahead/

Anonymous 08/13/21 (Fri) 09:13:41 No.21884

>>12484
I'm stuck at Windows 7 as I have a program that doesn't seem to work on Windows 10…

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desuchan Anonymous 05/15/21 (Sat) 23:42:27 No.21468 [Reply]

Does anyone know what happened to desuchan? It's been down for half a month

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Anonymous 07/04/21 (Sun) 01:44:07 No.21669

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Retro doesn't last these days.

Anonymous 08/07/21 (Sat) 22:41:40 No.21861

>>21669
People want new, fresh, exciting!

Anonymous 08/09/21 (Mon) 11:42:26 No.21867

It's over anon

Anonymous 08/10/21 (Tue) 17:46:54 No.21870

I only ever liked jissouseki so I don't give a fart

Anonymous 08/11/21 (Wed) 08:19:51 No.21871

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>>21867

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Public service announcement Anonymous 01/14/18 (Sun) 06:25:36 No.18414 [Reply]

as an example on how things never play out the way they do in the movies, here's the ending to the original 1964 Willy Wonka as is followed by how it would play out in real life

>Willy Wonka movie

Grampa Joe: it's an elevator

Wonka: it's a wonka vator! an elevator can only go up and down, but the wonka vator can go up and down, side to side, long ways and short ways, and up and till now I've pressed them all! except that one! go ahead Charlie!

now lets see how that same scene would play out if Willy Wonka had Aspergers syndrome

>Willy Wonka real life

Grandpa Joe: it's an elevator

you: it's a wonka vator! an elevator can only go…
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Anonymous 07/08/21 (Thu) 09:25:13 No.21683

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