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 No.16498[Reply]

Happy frightening day everyone!
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 No.16502

NO SKULLS WHAT THE FUCK DO I PAY YOU FOR SEI
This is like cancelling Christmas! What's next!? No snow!?





The scariest thing of all?
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Ư̸̧͉̳̝͇̌̔́͋͢b̨̮̙̝͉̬̰̻͓͆̓̒͘̚ͅů̙̝͍̭̭̝̞̅̃̇́͑̀̚͘͞u̵̡̝͙͚̝̣͈̣̱͑̄͋̇͛̃͑̚͢͠ ĩ̳͈̼̝͚̓̓̊͗̾͑̓̈́̀s̸̻̞͇̱̖͇͓͙̔̒͘͢͡͞ d̵̨̨̝̰̪̳̟̋̃͒̀́̉͌̃̋͟͠e̛̥̻̗̞̹̣̫̖̠͂̋̄̉̊͢ȃ͍̱̙͙̰̭͔͛̐̀͐͊̀̈̏͟͝d̪̱̟̮̪̳͆̈́̐̃̾́̊̈́́̕
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 No.16503

>>16502
I just woke up give me like a few minutes

 No.16504

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 No.16505

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Have a nice day everyone
>>16502
Ubuu has been dead for years though

 No.16507

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lit pumps



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 No.16487[Reply]

Uboachan, I'm looking for a scary story
and I don't just mean your standard ghost story, I mean something truly horrifying.

Something existential

What is it you fear the most, more than anything?
Are you afraid of death?
Do you have some sort of horrifying concept you wish to share with us, such as say… a mirror that shows a reflection of your greatest failure and how your life could've been different.

give me something bone chilling
give me what really keeps you awake at night
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 No.16493

>>16490
I'm sorry, I know its a horrible perversion of mathematics. I did my best.

 No.16494

>>16493
I actually fucking loved it. Wish I could have made my space one sound as desperate as yours.

 No.16495

>>16494
Really? Thank you! I thought yours was really good as well, we wrote very different kinds of desperation.

 No.16497

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You have lived your life thus far very happy. The moment of true freedom has finally approached it is your time to live.

As you breathe a fresh air your life passes by you. A lifetime momentum of continuous equilibrium passes by you as you look towards the stars.

You remember every EXACT thing that made your life extraordinary and you have developed your mindset in a way, shape, and form that understands your understanding.

This very moment of breathing, you suddenly feel very negligible. As if a black hole is bending your understanding. YOUR EMOTION becomes E-MOTION.

The barrier of true freedom, suddenly becomes a smile. You fake your smile while you feel this E-MOTION (separation from reality) and from that instantaneous moment on, e-motion as if you are drowning into a ocean. The debts drag you as if you cannot resist this unknown force of gravity. You THINK you cannot escape because your e-motion manipulates your understanding as if you are unable to move. And this manipulated understanding has made it so that you cannot control your mind. From then on, you live a short life consumed by pure happiness that has condensed fear into your lonely soul.

 No.16500

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It's a dark night on the mountain, barely illuminated by the light of the starting synodic month moon. You swing merrily over an ideal rocking chair, performing a periodic motion and oscillating with a constant amplitude of 2m.
The equation for said movement is as follows:

x(t) = Acos(ωt+ϕ) (1.0)

Where each symbols is your:
A = 2m: Amplitude
ω = 2πF: Angular Frequency (where F is the frequency)
ϕ = 0: Phase Angle

The instant velocity, that is dx(t)/dt is as follows:

v(t) = -Aωsin(ωt+ϕ) (1.1)

You consider the available variables at your hands. You ponder about it deeply. You have a mission. Today is the day your dreams come true. As you gaze over at the stars in the sky, burning at thousand of light years away, you realize that they're cheering for you as they collapse their own nuclei with their overwhelming mass and weight. You swear upon those compressed atoms that their efforts won't go to waste. Thus you clench your teeth once again. You regret not having a good math education. The problem you have to solve isn't easy, but it isn't hard either considering the standard levels of college.
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 No.16364[Reply]

What are you doing today, anon?
OP is studying for a test and transcribing some music sheets in-between to avoid going mad because of stress.
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 No.16470

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Trying not to fall asleep at this odd hour so I don't wake up at 1am again.

I was watching anime but I think I'm to tired to focus on that right now.

 No.16471

Nah, just hearing music and browsing some image boards and facebook, I think I'm going to read some manga later, or read some art book my mom recomended, I don't know

 No.16479

>>16469
Nah, I'm so lazy and I don't want to get tired.

 No.16480

>>16479
>I'm so lazy
>I don't want to get tired
It sounds like you are already tired.

 No.16481

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>>16479
Ah, it seems like I was a bit too hasty in giving an opinion. Sorry for that, I'm used to encourage anons so I tend to misread things a lot.

>>16480
It sounds more like anon is taking it easy but I suppose it rings a different bell in everyone.



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 No.16366[Reply]

y'all alive??

 No.16367

Nah we dead bro.

 No.16368

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 No.16336[Reply]

Can we have a movie recommendation thread? Anything goes, from animated to live action, from romance to hippy surrealism, from the oldest piece of shit to the newest cheesy CGI bullshit. Just warn people about these things, and try to provide a small text about why you liked it (if possible). Bonus if it isn't mainstream/it's rather obscure and/or forgotten old classicals.

>Original title:

かぐや姫物語 [Kaguya Hime Monogatari]
>English Title:
The Tale of the Princess Kaguya
>Director:
Takahata, Isao (Yes, that sado fuck), Studio Ghibli.

A movie based in, unsurprisingly, Taketori Monogatari, or known as The Tale of The Bamboo Cutter. If you played touhou, yes, it's the same Kaguya, but without danmaku. It's actually interesting to note that not many people (i.e. touhoufags) actually know the story behind Kaguya, and that those pieces of shit barely understand the plot behind Eiyashou.

The traditional animation style is really nice, and I liked how Takahata-sensei decided to make the story more dramatic than the original, focusing in the bittersweet despair that a written destiny can't be changed no matter how hard you try is. It's also really nice because it illustrates (to a certain degree) the life in Japan in the Heian period, with mixes rather smoothly with the colors and the overall feeling of the animation. Guaranteed weeboo and non-weeb satisfaction at a well-told story with peaks of joy and sadness.

>Original Title:

人間の条件 [Ningen no Jouken]
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 No.16337

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>People associating "Kaguya" with a meme waifu simulator instead of Tale of The Bamboo Cutter.

 No.16338

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>>16337
Yeah, it's funny because they don't know jack shit about it. Some even believe it's a character created 100% by ZUN. God fucking damn it.
Touhou has a really good lore and universe though, too bad most of the westernpigs fans doesn't seem to see beyond "muh waifu" and memes.

Have I said how great Japanese movies from the 50s/60s are? Let's not forget the 80's, but let's leave that for another time.

>Title

風林火山 [Fuurinkazan]
>English title
"Samurai Banners", but that shit is horrible, though I can understand why they chose it. Fuurinkazan translates as "Fast as the wind, silent as the woods, daring as a fire, and inmovable as a mountain", or something along those lines. You can't make a short title out of it.
>Director
Inagaki Hiroshi-sensei.

Anyway, the movie is an epic drama set in the Sengoku period, and it narrates the life of the Yamamoto Kensuke-Bushou throughout his aid in the campaigns of Takeda Shingen no Daimyo. Includes a lot of fun, and it's actually a movie that manages to illustrate the living in during the Sengoku era. Lots of history, if you're a piece of shit weeb like me you will love this crap. You don't know how japan was during the 1500's? Checked, you will learn. You don't know who the fuck were the Suwa? Check, you will know. You don't know anything about the most some of the most iconic figures of Japanese history? Checked, you will know.
Not to mention that it's also one of the greatest classicals ever. Honestly, I consider it a must-see. Actually, most of Inagaki-sensei's movies are really good, try to check them out.
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 No.16345

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>>16336
Isao Takahata is underrated. Too many people act like Miyazaki is the only one who makes films at Ghibli sometimes. Here's two great movies by Isao:

Grave of the Fireflies (1988) is about two kids during WWII in Japan becoming orphans and having to deal with the domestic battles the war created. I think this is a must see movie. It's heart breaking and reminds you that war affects more than just the people fighting in it.

Only Yesterday (1991) is very different from most Ghibli films.
From wikipedia:
>Only Yesterday explores a genre traditionally thought to be outside the realm of animated subjects: a realistic drama written for adults, particularly women. The film was a surprise box office success, attracting a large adult audience of all genders and becoming the highest-grossing Japanese film of the year in the country.

It's a great watch if you like drama centered around very human things.

 No.16347

>>16345
Haha, don't take me wrong. I agree with you, Takahata-sensei is underrated as fuck. When I said he's a sado fucker it was because I was precisely thinking in Hotaru no Haka (Grave of the Fireflies). I also liked Only Yesterday. He focuses much more in emotion emphasis to develop and tell a story rather than simply telling it with peaks of suspense like Miyazaki. Which makes it more realistic, easier to relate with.

The problem is that most people only account ghibli as equal to Miyazaki because he's the one behind most of their movies. I personally don't think he's that great. In my opinion, he focuses too much in fantasy settings and leaves the story half baked most of the time. Take Howl's Moving Castle for example, I didn't understand half shit, it felt like a story started somewhere at some point in the past and you only glimpse bits of it, and he only threw there some romance to fill the void. I mean, maybe it's not that bad for a kid's movie, but I liked Mononoke Hime because, while it was kid-oriented, it still had a plot that didn't feel like "Well, yeah, I scribbled this last night after polishing my Marx figure, what do you think?" "Oh, well, it's you, Miyazaki-o-kami, it surely is good". Or Chihiro no Kamikakushi. It's like he rushes to tell you a story before the movie time runs out.

Nausicää is probably the best story he's ever worked on (and it isn't even perfect), and his last movie Kaze Tachinu, since it's based on WWII (therefore, realism instead of fantasy), but I haven't watched it yet so I can't tell.



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 No.14164[Reply]

What will answers be, if I ask you one question constantly?
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 No.14187

>>14181
Zu jeder zeit, an jedem ort, bleibt das tun der menschen das gleiche.

 No.14188

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>>14185
I'm also very lonely.
On this same saturday night.
We do need a good blowing.
But it'd be our demise.

I like vaginas only.
Although i'm just a spectator.
Eroges make me less lonely.
Not else left for narrators.

By no country i abide.
All the same and to blame.
Just close your eyes,
And there i reside.
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 No.14189

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>>14188
Don't worry luluch, we will always be here to keep you company.

 No.16327

>>14185
requesting the pic's source pls

 No.16328

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 No.36[Reply][Last 50 Posts]

http://pastebin.com/vKr2C1SF


21:30NaaaAAAnai'm on my teaching training college
21:30Moog: (
21:30Moogi'm lazy
21:30NaaaAAAnayo, moog
21:30MoogNaaaAAAna lets fuck
21:30WriterI hate kidney beans
21:31WriterWait moog what
21:31Moogwait
21:31NaaaAAAnawhat the fuck, moog
21:31POPkunWOW MOOG HOW INAPPROPIATE
21:31Moogyeah what the hell of it
21:31MoogPOPkun wow
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 No.16233

[12:37 AM] BOTmoog: @Shadows, fuck year new moog :v

 No.16235

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 No.16258

DistortionEngine - Today at 5:23 AM
@moog do you remember the war?

moogBOT - Today at 5:23 AM
@DistortionEngine, pls no ononono

 No.16290

[7:26 PM] BOTmoog: i got my computer c:
[7:28 PM] DistortionEngine: and what are you going to do with that computer @moog ?
[7:28 PM] BOTmoog: @DistortionEngine, homosucc

 No.16292

[9:45 PM] BOTmoog: @Booger, drunk chat w me
[9:45 PM] Booger: no @moog i have to go to bed
[9:45 PM] BOTmoog: @Booger, I think drinking is probably better



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 No.16255[Reply]

Look at this edgy little shit.

PS: His hairline looks like a boomerang.

~maidnaut
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 No.16273

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>>16272
>Look at this foreign conflict between me and some edgy shit lmao
>Implying OP isn't the one POSTING drama in the first place
>You start it
Elementary level speech manipulation, pathetic.

 No.16274

Nice. Maid throwing a tantrum in her discord channel over this thread, going on a rant about how uboachan is a "trash community" and shitting on Sei. After she… made this thread in the first place, lmao.

Also denying that she went out of her way to try and strong-arm Sei into making her discord the "official" uboachan one. Seems she is trying to renege on that.

 No.16275

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>>16272
By that logic every time some discordfag came here to discuss their drama and we complained we were the drama queens right?
Hypocrite, it's very clear the community doesn't want shit like OP's post here and that's all about it.
Let the outsiders have drama with outsiders.

 No.16276

>>16274
>>16274
No one's forcing no one to stay in this community, besides, insulting Sei every time your butt tickles isn't going to solve shit…
Blaming others for every problem around you and thinking you're perfect isn't going to bend reality for others.

 No.16277

Thread is locked.
New guideline will read:
Please keep all off board drama to the medium which they occurred in.



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 No.16219[Reply]

I had an interesting thought Ubuu
tell me a story of the time you met someone who made a horrible first impression but turned out to actually be a very decent human being, someone you completely misjudged


There was once someone I met in a small gaming community, a core member of the community, he announced his presence by yelling at the top of his lungs "PENIS PENIS PENIS" into his mic the moment he joined the channel. He was never for a moment serious unless it was about working out at which point he could become professor creatine and give you a half hour lecture. He came off as kind of an obnoxious douche.

Now, one time I caused one of the game servers to crash (it wasn't really my fault but still) and apparently a lot of the community was pretty upset with me, while I wasn't around, behind my back, and he actually defended me. Apparently he does this sort of thing all the time, he keeps the community from tearing itself apart. There were even other times he spoke highly of me and my capabilities in that game. The things he says may be a bit obnoxious but they're more like his catchphrases once you've known him for long enough, I guess I completely misjudged him.

 No.16220

I have an opposite story.

There was this shy, ugly girl in school that no one wanted to be around. She was new, so I attributed it to that. Me and another friend spent quite a lot of time getting to know her, spent time with her etc, and it seemed to be going fine. Until it all went to shit, that is.

It seems like she was a compulsive liar, and told horrible things about us to her family and random people in general. I have no idea what things out of what she said were true, or if it was all made up.

One day, her grandma went to pick her up, and she pretty much cursed at us, and babbled complete nonsense, while the "friend" encouraged her. I was so appalled you could do something so malicious to an old, innocent lady, that's even related to you.

Apparently that was the reason she switched schools. She did so again 2 years in.



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