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 No.17975[Reply]

What's the most perverted/depraved/shameful thing that you have ever done? From junior high to freshman year of high school I was in a kind of, "weird phase". When my sister was still in high school and I was in seventh grade we had over a German exchange student for a week as my sister was taking German and participated in the exchange program. The German girl spent almost all of her time shopping for stuff at the mall(as that was the most notable thing to do over here in the states), so she spent little to no time actually in our house. When I got home from school one day I was totally alone and after a bit of debating with myself, decided to take one of the exchange student'a panties and see what they smelled like. This was less because I actually wanted to get some kind of sexual gratification out of it, and more about the thrill. At that age I enjoyed the excitement of petty theft, bizarre pranks and generally sadistic things. Now as she was guest in our house, she didn't just leave dirty panties around her room, so I had to reach into her drawer(which she was borrowing from me) and pull out whatever pair I could find(which were almost certainly clean. I then pushed them against my nostrils and inhaled deeply. Looking back on this I could have done a lot worse. It's not like I rubbed my dick on it. Even if it was clean, knowing that she would eventually wear it would almost be more perverse. If i'm going to be 120% honest I regret that I didn't do that. The drawer she borrowed was broken when it was returned to me, so I don't feel too guilty about it or anything. Story 2: I wanted to take German 2 in eighth grade since my sister went down that route, but I didn't take German 1 the previous year. German 2 also wasn't offered in high school so I opted to take summer lessons to skip ahead. It was a nice arrangement since the teacher would actually come to my house every other day. Now she wasn't an attractive woman by any means. Being Turkish, short, middle-aged, and wrinkled, she didn't exactly appeal to my in that way. At the time though, I had a sort of fetish for having somebody trying to teach my something without me understanding any of what they were saying. I didn't even know about this until the lessons started, but every other day, for a straight hour and half, I would have a raging hard-on as soon as this woman opened her mouth and started yammering on and one about what seemed like total gibberish to me. It's good that our dining room table wPost too long. Click here to view the full text.

 No.17976

>>17975
Once, I typed 4'500 characters without any paragraphing.

 No.17978

>>17976
What's the most perverted/depraved/shameful thing that you have ever done?
From junior high to freshman year of high school I was in a kind of, "weird phase". When my sister was still in high school and I was in seventh grade we had over a German exchange student for a week as my sister was taking German and participated in the exchange program. The German girl spent almost all of her time shopping for stuff at the mall(as that was the most notable thing to do over here in the states), so she spent little to no time actually in our house.
When I got home from school one day I was totally alone and after a bit of debating with myself, decided to take one of the exchange student'a panties and see what they smelled like. This was less because I actually wanted to get some kind of sexual gratification out of it, and more about the thrill. At that age I enjoyed the excitement of petty theft, bizarre pranks and generally sadistic things. Now as she was guest in our house, she didn't just leave dirty panties around her room, so I had to reach into her drawer(which she was borrowing from me) and pull out whatever pair I could find(which were almost certainly clean). I then pushed them against my nostrils and inhaled deeply. Looking back on this I could have done a lot worse. It's not like I rubbed my dick on it. Even if it was clean, knowing that she would eventually wear it would almost be more perverse. If i'm going to be 120% honest I regret that I didn't do that. The drawer she borrowed was broken when it was returned to me, so I don't feel too guilty about it or anything.
Story 2: I wanted to take German 2 in eighth grade since my sister went down that route, but I didn't take German 1 the previous year. German 2 also wasn't offered in high school so I opted to take summer lessons to skip ahead. It was a nice arrangement since the teacher would actually come to my house every other day. Now, she wasn't an attractive woman by any means. Being Turkish, short, middle-aged, and wrinkled, she didn't exactly appeal to my in that way. At the time though, I had a sort of fetish for having somebody trying to teach my something without me understanding any of what they were saying. I didn't even know about this until the lessons started, but every other day, for a straight hour and a half, I would have a raging hard-on as soon as this woman openPost too long. Click here to view the full text.

 No.17996

Casually jacking off while watching Tom and Jerry with no locked door. Mom walked in and she looked at me and asked me what I was doing and then walked away. I had just taken a bath and had my towel around me.

Also, trying to stuff gummy candy into my foreskin, I was a a grown man this time around and not just some bored teen this time around.



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 No.17981[Reply]

Hello, I have a phone case for I think an iPhone 7+ that was made by mistake. If you want it, I'll put it in an envelope and mail it to you.

 No.17982

apple sucks anon



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 No.17816[Reply]

Do you like angels egg?

 No.17817

I consider it overrated. Sure, it's pretty great in the sense that it's completely open to interpretation like yume nikki, but people exaggerate over how… "amazing" it is.

 No.17950

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i think it is a very interesting take on religion and new followers. the animation is great too

 No.17953

>>17816
It's my fave animated film, truly gorgeous.

Definitely the closest we'll ever get to animated Yume Nikki.

 No.17956

I watched this movie for the first time yesterday (I admit, I remembered wanting to watch it after seeing this thread) and I quite enjoyed it.
The silence and little dialogue really captured, seeing the world as it was potrayed in it's abandonment (as well as beauty) is haunting.

The whole town has incredible architecture and other artistic decorations (the fountain, the cathedral,…), I believe this should show how earthly and materialistic (far from god) the population was. The way they acted, hunting those invisible fish, looking all the same, meant how in time of need they claim to faith and give up identity and become one of the group grasping for the unreachable they all image to see. There wasn't anything in the movie but maybe there was some sort of prophecy given to the humans like how God warned the people in the Bible. The man remembers the quote even though he says he has no memories.

It's definitely one of my favorite movies!



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 No.17877[Reply]

ITT: Characters that did nothing wrong.
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 No.17936

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The English version of Perimeter has 90% of lore cut out, but if you played the Russian version or watched a let's play of it by DrrZed, then you should know that the real villain was not him. No, he was not like Palpatine or Melkor. He was a not too bad guy in the game itself. But not too many people will be agree with me…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nnaIN2seFVs

 No.17938

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he just wanted a banana

 No.17944

Me

 No.17948

>>17944
Tell us your coolstory. %%Otherwise the Emperor of Sponge will scan your brain.%%

 No.17955

>>17948

Dormilia



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 No.17869[Reply]

Why is it that every single /hiki/ thread that asks for people's life story gets like a hundred replies? There's like one hundred separate life stories on all of them. Who the fuck even are these people? Where are they? Are they real? Are they all just the same guy? What the fuck is going on, huh? Am I just dreaming all of this up? I never see these phantom, ghost, people anomalies responding to anything else. It. Doesn't. Make. Any. Sense.
It's painful

 No.17873

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It's all me. I am seisatsu, presul, booger, and every single user out there. You caught me, nothing is real. I only run this website to keep away my ghosts and loneliness away. For years I've posted almost every single paragraph on every single board (and that's the reason most of them seem so dead, since I've ran out of ideas of what I could post), with the exception of occasional lurkers and posters like you; my lovely, lovely customers.
I've raised /n/ and thrown it down. I've built /hikki/ and soon it will fall. Just like societies can't run forever, I decided that the board who represents the most the teeny, angsty, most basic human feelings would be the most appropriate to represent societies and their destiny. And thus I've running this experiment for years and years, waiting and waiting on thousand of endless nights where a mix of alcohol and coffee kept me awake in the midst of sorrowful shadows surrounding the bright blue light of my monitor, as I lurked behind every post.
I've organized countless raids and dramafests here, and I was every single party involved on them. We never discussed with the spanish forum, it was actually all my doing. We never had problems with the moderation staff, because there was none other than me. And all those replies you see running fast on threads is just me using three computers at the same time to create the illusion of activity. I remember them all, after all I was everyone. I was none in particular, just everyone at the same time. Through my acts, I've transcended humanity and their hopeless dilemmas and drifted away towards a completely new system of psyches. I discarded my emotions and personality and now I am the central core of a world full of voices; my voices. I am the director, I play all the fugues. The stage is mine, and I am the person who also controls the lights.

Welcome to my play, I hope you enjoy your stay.

 No.17875

>>17873
ok bro thats cool and all but actually i make all the posts here

 No.17886

>>17873
Go to bed Sei, you're drunk.

 No.17930

>>17873
I don't think I am being properly simulated

 No.17947

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They want to read and understand what it's like to have a life anon.



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 No.17942[Reply]

How much would you be willing to give up, or what would you be willing to do to get Kikiyama back?

 No.17943

The only way for kiki to come back would be something akin to finding the dragon balls and wishing he comes from the world of the dead, because he's dead as fuck.

 No.17946

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>>17943
>tfw we will never know if kikiyama is dead or not
I really hope Kiki comes back and basically makes the HL2 equivalent of a sequel for Yume Nikki. I can only hope.



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 No.17932[Reply]

The SNES classic launches tomorrow, who here is looking forward to it, what games are you planning to play first? I'll be camping outside Best Buy the following morning, if you happen to be going to the same store as me maybe we can talk to pass the time before the store opens, I'm going to the Best Buy in Santa Rosa California, hope to see you there.
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 No.17934

>>17933
Op explains it perfectly. As long as there's idiots who'll buy it, they'll keep selling it. Why not?

 No.17935

>>17933
This is console nonsense merely reaching it's logical conclusion. Nintendo could have easily just released their games on the PC and other modern consoles, like Sega does while also allowing companies to make Genesis clones for those who want "authentic hardware" and without the artificial shortages to boot, but Nintendo wants to control everything.

To be fair to Nintendo, I could understand a console that can be very difficult to emulate well, like the N64 and I can see the appeal to someone who has no interest in PC emulators or even modding a PSP or 3DS but when it comes down to it, people have very little interest in emulators and nostalgia is the in thing now. I mean dude, Nickelodeon had that whole "90s are all that" block and they are making movies out of classics like Rocko's Modern Life and Hey Arnold!. Disney is shitting out remakes out of good classics too.

 No.17937

>>17935
I get that nostalgia is "in" but what I don't get is why buy a shitty emubox over the generally cheaper real deal? TVs still have good ol' RCA jacks.

 No.17939

>>17937
You made me check my own tv to see if it had RCA input, I had a little chuckle over that one.

But, while the SNES Classic is a stupid product, it technically is a very good deal. I remembered reading that Earthbound is on that thing and if someone really wants to play Earthbound on real (or just Nintendo sanctioned) hardware, unless he/she is cool with buying a repro cart that game alone is over a hundred bucks. And that is not counting actually getting the actual console. And that's not factoring in the fact if you get a legit cart of the game, is the average person gonna do maintenance like replacing the save battery?

I'm actually cool with Nintendo making emulator boxes, although I wouldn't buy them myself unless it's for a very hard to emulate console. Because there does seem to be a good sized market for people who want their old games but don't want to emulate on their PC or phone but don't want to buy a 3DS or Wii for VC games.

My main personal beef with Nintendo on this product is the clearly intentional shortages of it. Obviously, Nintendo won't do the sensible thing and just release their games on PC or other, more popular consoles so the least they could do make the emuboxes more accessible for those who would buy it. I mean, Sega does it fine with no issues and gives you more games too.

Like I said, console nonsense taken to it's logical conclusion.

 No.17940

I never understood why people are so obsessed with nintendo.



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 No.17892[Reply]

If instead of all of the text that you have ever read on the internet, you read books, how many books do you think you would be at by now?
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 No.17912

>>17911
The only why I learned how to read as a child was so that I could more easily use the internet.

 No.17913

>>17912
Oh, shit, I hope I didn't offend you, I wasn't mocking you. I just got caught up in the idea of a mother and child shitposting together.

 No.17914

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>>17911
That reminds me of this greentext from 4ch.

 No.17915

>>17913
What? No, you didn't offend me at all. I was like five at the time.

 No.17916

a bunch of picture books



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 No.17894[Reply]

Hi uboachan!

I'm here to test your personal values (these should be quirky). So I bring you a test.

But not a fake-ass personality test that tells you what colour your nail polish should be - a real very scientific very complex magic research instrument that will stare deep into your soul.

You get a personalized report about your basic values and reference values based on your peer's data.

I get your anonymous data to fiddle with and check an idea that I nurtured for almost ten years.

Here's the link: unipark.de/uc/personalvalues

If you're interested in who I am and what I do, shoot me an email at personalvaluesandattitudes@gmail.com
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 No.17899

>real very scientific very complex magic research instrument

Are you also a millionaire and a business owner and a published author and world traveler ??? pls anser

 No.17900

Hi FBI

 No.17901

Literally just a personality test that's geared toward classifying individual ethical and moral values. Probably a sociology student.

 No.17902

Took the test. Almost every value was average. That's kind of depressing.

 No.17904

Far below average on everything…
Values are for schmucks though so whatever.



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 No.17653[Reply]

 No.17654

See if you can translate any of the posts. It would be much appreciated.

 No.17656

>>17654
This includes the OP, right?

 No.17669

All of this is so weird, this was over a decade and a half ago

 No.17896

It actually is 9/11 today, so I think this thread deserves a bump. I'm still hoping that somebody will be interested in translating these posts. It's one of the few online records of people outside of Americas reaction to it in real time. There's no thread online talking about the fall of the Berlin wall hours after it actually happened.

 No.17898

>>17896
>I'm still hoping that somebody will be interested in translating these posts
Too long, and most of them are just general "Omg what's happening???!'1". Just use google.



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