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GET Anonymous 08/04/19 (Sun) 21:35:45 No.19999[Reply]

I am claiming this GET to announce that Seisatsu is in fact STI and that he is lying.

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Anonymous 08/04/19 (Sun) 21:37:57 No.20001

I'm claiming this get to tell you that Seisatsu is also gay and that Phantasm could beat him in a masturbation session

Anonymous 08/04/19 (Sun) 21:39:51 No.20002

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>>20000
i have been out-Jewed. you have bested me, sir. i'm going to off myself now. take my yarmulke, you have deserved it.

Anonymous 08/04/19 (Sun) 22:41:09 No.20004

another cirnoget wasted…
sei, time to reboot /ot/

Anonymous 08/05/19 (Mon) 07:56:12 No.20005

Is this gonna be the new /4chon/ until 8ch comes back?

Anonymous 08/05/19 (Mon) 13:39:34 No.20011

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>>20004
But how do we do that?

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Anonymous 03/23/19 (Sat) 23:49:35 No.19860[Reply]

As the person who decided to preserve /new/ when everyone else wanted it to disappear, how much personal responsibility do you feel for all of the people who were cold bloodily gunned down in New Zealand?

Seisatsu ## Owner 03/26/19 (Tue) 07:52:28 No.19861

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Jesus, people actually think STI and I are the same person now since that Seisatsu thread on 8chan. I hope this blows over. Shouldn't have joked about it.

Seisatsu ## Owner 03/26/19 (Tue) 07:54:42 No.19862

>>19860
STI lives in Australia. I live in California. We're still in contact though. For the record, he recently told me he should have only saved /r9k/.

Anonymous 02/25/19 (Mon) 06:48:45 No.19832[Reply]

Seisatsu thread on 4chon https://8ch.net/4chon/res/292682.html

Anonymous 02/25/19 (Mon) 14:08:05 No.19834

>>>/ot/19038

Anonymous 03/01/19 (Fri) 07:14:28 No.19836

jesus christ is that a dick

Anonymous 03/03/19 (Sun) 23:31:42 No.19840

>>19836
that is fucking huge tasty dong if you ask me pls don't ban sei(

Anonymous 03/05/19 (Tue) 02:35:08 No.19843

>>19840
>judging partially flaccid penises

Anonymous 03/05/19 (Tue) 08:33:44 No.19845

>>19843
its still fuckhueg

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Inept Hacking Seisatsu ## Owner 01/31/19 (Thu) 00:45:00 No.19786 [Reply]

Lol, sometimes I see some funny shit in our security logs. Guess what dipshit, Rozen hasn't had an account on an uboachan server since 2011 and the admin account on a Linux box is never called admin. Logs posted for chuckles.

OSSEC HIDS Notification.
2019 Jan 31 00:23:48

Received From: sanctum->/var/log/auth.log
Rule: 5712 fired (level 10) -> "SSHD brute force trying to get access to the system."
Src IP: 5.249.226.37
Portion of the log(s):

Jan 31 00:23:48 sanctum sshd[6493]: Failed password for invalid user admin from 5.249.226.37 port 49822 ssh2
Jan 31 00:23:48 sanctum sshd[6489]: Failed password for invalid user admin from 5.249.226.37 port 49820 ssh2
Jan 31 00:23:46 sanctum sshd[6504]: Invalid user admin from 5.249.226.37 port 49844
Jan 31 00:23:46 sanctum sshd[6502]: Invalid user rozencrab from 5.249.226.37 port 49846
Jan 31 00:23:46 sanctum sshd[6490]: Invalid user rozencrab from 5.249.226.37 port 49816
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Anonymous 01/31/19 (Thu) 14:40:24 No.19787

Everyone knows the admin account is called Seisatsu and the password is ubuu123(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

Seisatsu ## Owner 01/31/19 (Thu) 23:19:30 No.19788

>>19787
Dammit, now I have to change it.

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Anonymous 01/24/19 (Thu) 22:36:59 No.19773 [Reply]

If you could live in any fantasy world of your choosing, literally any at all, real or fictional, what would it be and why?

Similar question; if you had the ability to remake yourself to better fit into your fantasy world, what would you become?

Anonymous 01/25/19 (Fri) 02:17:42 No.19774

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Monster girl quest. Generally i'm not into fantasy, lord of rings type stuff. I don't hate it, but it doesn't appeal to me. Monster girl quest is actually the only exception to this. I guess I like the idea of there being something higher than humans on the food chain, something that's intelligent and good looking to boot. I also like how Christianity type stuff is mixed with shinto and neither one is actually super praise worthy. Everybody is more or less equal despite everything else. Not realistic, but it doesn't have to be. Nostalgia also has to do with it.

I'd be a slimegirl. Live forever, never have to chew food or sleep, never worry about cutting yourself, stronger than average person.

Anonymous 01/25/19 (Fri) 09:23:33 No.19775

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Probably The Wired. Late 90s (physical) cyberspace ideals, not only in media and culture but in manifestos and futurism are incredibly awkward looking back. I was hoping VR would have a browser to present this idea into motion, but commercial VR is a fucking meme.

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Anonymous 01/07/19 (Mon) 12:46:04 No.19749 [Reply]

I love you guys. I love ubuu. You remind me of something I was in the past, something that I dearly miss, something that I will always remember.

Anonymous 01/07/19 (Mon) 21:03:04 No.19750

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>>19749
>something I was in the past
oi fuck right off, mate
seriously though, this post comes off as extremely condescending. You're not better than us just because you changed for the better or whatever. Quite projecting.

Anonymous 01/07/19 (Mon) 22:06:31 No.19751

>>19750
Maybe you should stop projecting too. It's very possible anon meant that in a positive way.

Anonymous 01/10/19 (Thu) 14:07:16 No.19752

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Stop treating me like a kid!

Anonymous 01/22/19 (Tue) 14:33:11 No.19771

>>19750

Truly the real projection was the assholes we met along the way

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Anonymous 12/12/18 (Wed) 04:09:05 No.19650 [Reply]

I just became a Quora partner. I ask questions and depending on the views/ad revenue, I get money, no strings attacthed. I'm not getting my hopes up too high, but it's nice. Any questions suggestions?

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Anonymous 12/12/18 (Wed) 23:35:54 No.19659

>>19654
Who cares about the alphabet and secret societies, what I care about is knowing the maximum amount of Tang one can drink before dying of stomach explosion or worse.

Anonymous 12/12/18 (Wed) 23:44:36 No.19660

>>19658
One time I asked if nanomachines could replace exercise by manually creating micotears in muscle, and an ivy league man gave me a compelling, in-depth answer.

Anonymous 12/13/18 (Thu) 00:02:19 No.19661

>>19660
yeah but on my website not only can you get a $100% legit ivy league man giving you a compelling, in-depth answer, but you can get a SUPER legit ivy league man giving you a RIVETING, DETAILED answer.(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

Anonymous ## Mod 12/13/18 (Thu) 03:07:15 No.19662

please try to stay on-topic, this is getting silly even for /ot/ standards

Anonymous 01/06/19 (Sun) 06:33:45 No.19739

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Update: I've made 7 cents so far…

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New Years 2019 Anonymous 12/30/18 (Sun) 10:36:49 No.19694 [Reply]

What will ubuu do during the upcoming New Years Eve?

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Anonymous 01/01/19 (Tue) 05:31:47 No.19713

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>>19712
Yep, happy new year anon. Russian people are pretty unreasonable. I had two glasses of champagne even though i'm not 21 yet. In your own house it's whatever, but this was a public place in a venue with like 200 people. Something about that is surreal. I'm back in my hotel room now becuase I wasn't in the mood for watching the second half of paranormal activity with a couple of wiggers. I don't mean to be rude or anything, but they're just very boring people with poor music taste. Good night.

Anonymous 01/01/19 (Tue) 05:32:31 No.19714

>>19713
>unreasonable
>irresponsible

Anonymous 01/01/19 (Tue) 14:13:28 No.19716

>>19713
>very boring people with poor music taste
My neighborhood had favela music playing until 3am, I'd take russian trashy music in a heartbeat

Anonymous 01/01/19 (Tue) 15:17:03 No.19717

>>19716
Nope. The party had Russian music. People, "my own age", just listen to rap when they're together though.

Anonymous 01/01/19 (Tue) 16:51:06 No.19718

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>>19701
>I never understood the appeal to celebrating the beginning of a new year, it's the most depressing "holiday" in existence.
It's the symbol representing the passing of time, the "ritual", what drives to celebrate these kind of things as holidays. It's like birthdays; they're there only to remind you that time passes and you can't do anything to stop it.

While I understand it, I don't see why everybody frets their shit so much about it. I mean, it's no different than a weekend. Monday always comes right after it.

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Doomed and tired Anonymous 12/22/18 (Sat) 20:56:13 No.19683 [Reply]

I can’t stand any more how much my social anxiety keeps blocking me away from what I want to do. I feel like each day I’m going crazier from the weariness and frustration it causes me. And I feel like my life is getting closer and closer to a situation where it is essential for my survival to be able to overcome this, at least enough to not end up starving on the streets.

So, this next week, I’m going to force myself to join at least one discord group I know about for people with anxiety. From there I’ll try to join some non-directed for my problem and instead to my interests. Yeah, I know how ridiculous it is that I can’t even join online groups without stressing out. This is how much social anxiety hinders me.

Through the suggestion of a friend, I’m also going to create an account on tinder. I know how stupid this is, but it might offer in some part what I need to be challenged with. Exposition, been identified, sharing personal information, being approached by strangers, having people manifest interest in talking to me. Where I live this app it’s still not a complete cancer container. And having to deal with the assholes proliferating there will, I expect, allow me to develop other social skills that are also needed.

Have any suggestion to my plan? Or want to tell how stupid it is and that I’m doomed to fail? Feel free to either, I don’t care. I can’t stand how things are anymore. Even if this experience kicks me to the ground, at least something happened, at least I’ll be out of this cycle, even if just for a while.

Have any of you ever done something similar? What have you tried to fight against social anxiety?

Anonymous 12/23/18 (Sun) 09:56:57 No.19686

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You are doomed to fail, but so is everyone else.

Anonymous 12/23/18 (Sun) 10:19:22 No.19687

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I believe in you, anon.
Go ahead but don't push yourself too hard.

Do you have any hobbies (like drawing, programming, making music)? If yes, I'd recommend you joining discord servers with the people doing things you do or like. Because if you join server just with social outcasts, it may be difficult to find a topic to talk about so it will be hard for you to start a conversation sometimes. BUT if you join server with people sharing your interests in case you don't know what to talk about you always can say something on the topic of this particular interest and you'll always be sure that everyone will be interested in this as much as you do.

And also if you feel uncomfortable in some particular group — it's always okay to leave. You can't like everyone in this world and that's pretty normal.

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Anonymous 10/14/18 (Sun) 18:49:29 No.19518 [Reply]

It's halloween season again.
When I was a kid I used to scour around my school for a pumpkin a couple days before the 31st. Then i'd come up with some kind of plan and steal it without anybody noticing. After i'd carve a pattern in it at home and stick a candle inside. Didn't even put it outside. I just kept it in my kitchen and checked on it all the way through the night until it flickered out finally. Now a days I just buy one. What kind of tradtions do you have?

Also, this year i'm looking for a physiological horror movie to watch instead. I'm hopng people here can suggest something that's not entry level like The Shining.

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Anonymous 10/31/18 (Wed) 23:10:22 No.19566

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Op here. I decided on watching Akira since I never got around to it before and it seems close enough to horror. Happy Halloween.

Anonymous 11/01/18 (Thu) 01:10:25 No.19567

My neighborhood is always totally deserted outside. It's like a ghost town compared to developments. I don't think even one person took from the basket I put outside…

Anonymous 11/01/18 (Thu) 05:59:22 No.19568

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>>19566
I finished it. Akira might be the best action film ever made. I'd say its sort of like The Matrix, in that its very high-concept, except its better in every way. It's action and visuals are more interesting and impressive, and it doesn't water-down its concepts to be more accessible. Akira gets praise more for its merit, while the Matrix is praised because it's different and dares to make the audience think in an environment of total schlock. The Matrix is also somewhat(very) unoriginal and derivative. Even from a character standpoint, Akira is superior. Despite having a large cast and having little time spent just talking, even supporting characters are more fleshed out and compelling than Neo or Trinity or Morpheus(Cipher's not bad actually). The few talking scenes were poignant and moved the plot along in some way, while the Matrix indulged in longish, repetitive speeches that only served as exposition dumps or to indulge itself despite being in a visual media and having other options for communicating information. Akira came out more than ten years before too. The Matrix being far better remembered in the public conscious is a poor sign to me.

I liked the Matrix when I first saw it and that was only last year, so nostalgia didn't play any part in that enjoyment, but it didn't even come close to blowing me away enough to make me write word vomit like this.

Anonymous 11/01/18 (Thu) 06:35:16 No.19569

>>19568
I'd also say Akira says a lot more about people, the way they perceive each other, and their relationship with authority and the government than the Matrix, which just alludes to the idea that what authorities tell people could be deceptive, and most people just extrapolate that the movie implied the government lies about so and so or just everything for nefarious purposes. The Matrix's 'best' theme of what reality actually means and whether it matters or not is hardly explored in a meaningful way(impacts characters and story). Again, most of the laundry list is only briefly touched on in some characters conversation. That's why Cipher and Anent Smith are the best characters and could potentially make for more compelling protagonists than what we got with the whole chosen one crap.

Anonymous 11/16/18 (Fri) 10:54:50 No.19598

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