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Captchas didn't work. Sticking to janitors while we try to think of something else.

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 No.17975[Reply]

What's the most perverted/depraved/shameful thing that you have ever done? From junior high to freshman year of high school I was in a kind of, "weird phase". When my sister was still in high school and I was in seventh grade we had over a German exchange student for a week as my sister was taking German and participated in the exchange program. The German girl spent almost all of her time shopping for stuff at the mall(as that was the most notable thing to do over here in the states), so she spent little to no time actually in our house. When I got home from school one day I was totally alone and after a bit of debating with myself, decided to take one of the exchange student'a panties and see what they smelled like. This was less because I actually wanted to get some kind of sexual gratification out of it, and more about the thrill. At that age I enjoyed the excitement of petty theft, bizarre pranks and generally sadistic things. Now as she was guest in our house, she didn't just leave dirty panties around her room, so I had to reach into her drawer(which she was borrowing from me) and pull out whatever pair I could find(which were almost certainly clean. I then pushed them against my nostrils and inhaled deeply. Looking back on this I could have done a lot worse. It's not like I rubbed my dick on it. Even if it was clean, knowing that she would eventually wear it would almost be more perverse. If i'm going to be 120% honest I regret that I didn't do that. The drawer she borrowed was broken when it was returned to me, so I don't feel too guilty about it or anything. Story 2: I wanted to take German 2 in eighth grade since my sister went down that route, but I didn't take German 1 the previous year. German 2 also wasn't offered in high school so I opted to take summer lessons to skip ahead. It was a nice arrangement since the teacher would actually come to my house every other day. Now she wasn't an attractive woman by any means. Being Turkish, short, middle-aged, and wrinkled, she didn't exactly appeal to my in that way. At the time though, I had a sort of fetish for having somebody trying to teach my something without me understanding any of what they were saying. I didn't even know about this until the lessons started, but every other day, for a straight hour and half, I would have a raging hard-on as soon as this woman opened her mouth and started yammering on and one about what seemed like total gibberish to me. It's good that our dining room table wPost too long. Click here to view the full text.
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 No.22464

Fappan to my art teacher

 No.22465

i shit my brains out 3 times trying to read this

 No.22466

>>17996
the real depravity here is jerking off right after taking a bath

 No.22467

I mean I made and bought some onahole-like objects and stuff but I dont really count that as depraved. I tried an anal toy but I didnt like it, however I remember something that made me feel "dirty" and depraved somehow so I'll share a story to keep this board going.

Around when I was in university and about 22 years old or so, I had frenulotomy because let's just say my first experience with a girl was uncomfortable and even almost painful, so I realized something was wrong with me. If you don't know it's cutting your frenulum to make it thinner and easier to stretch. They used some very light stitches to patch it up afterwards and I was supposed to not touch my junk for a while.

Well I couldn't do it so in an university toilet I jacked off while having some break between classes, and I was absolutely horrified to see blood gushing out of me, painting the bowl deep red, flowing and flowing into the water. Luckily it stopped very soon but it felt like long, long seconds and I was standing there unsure of what to do.

Never felt as dirty ever since and I won't forget about it.

 No.22487

>>17975
touching my girl cousin's butt and getting caught



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 No.22429[Reply]

Date with Misato Chan (─‿‿─)♡
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Oniisan can I drink with you and Misato?

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>>22440
I never understood why is this supposed to be such a scary concept and even a derogatory thing to say. To die alone. What's so special about that? In the last seconds of death you will be alone whether you want it or not. In this modern age the most usual scenario is not much different from being alone anyhow, you are usually in a hospital with full of strangers - nurses, doctors.

Do you think it really makes a huge difference for the experience of death to be alone or not? You had your chance to live, all the wasted years should be much more scarier than any ending. I personally think people are obsessed with any "ends" and focus way too much on them. Dying alone is natural, living alone is not.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uTpmQI0VoSI

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>>22440
at the end of the day i have misato gf i can drink beer with and you dont

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>>22439
love this Character lol



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 No.22359[Reply]

Following this dog crypto recently. It embodies a hard-on anti-CCP mentality which I find refreshing, since many of the people in my country seem to not give a shit about human rights or genocide.

The coin itself is based on Chaofen the Corgi, who was beat to death in November by Chinese health workers :(

It has a cute meme version of Winnie the Pooh with a bunch of different logos for different targets of China (Tibet, Hong Kong, Taiwan, Uyghurs)

If anyone else wants to check it out just search up Chaofen Coin. It's neat to see some crypto 'with meaning' instead of the usual pump-n-dumps hiding behind clip-art turd logos.

 No.22360

ok cryptobro

 No.22361

You have to be real desperate to promote your crypto doges in a dead anonymous imageboard themed to gather suicidal NEETs and gamedev LARPing.

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 No.22436

unde esti Laura? :(



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 No.22422[Reply]

what if i told you that i could give a woman an orgasm simply with my voice? Check out my 5 minute voice guided meditation video for healing women's sexual energy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V1DdF4il-74
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 No.22425

i support your dreams op lol

 No.22426

These spams are getting weirder and weirder

 No.22427

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>>22422
>Implying anyone in this site will ever have sex.
Lurk more OP

 No.22428

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>>22427
I had sex once and it was weird, condoms are messy, the expectations are messy, relationships are messy, just let me dwell in my fantasies and let me have peace.

Picture unrelated.

 No.22432

>>22427
gal's got a lotta sole



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 No.22022[Reply]

I can't say I didn't deserve it.

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>>22022
You and those mods suck

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Don't bring your discord shit here. Just for doing this you're as bad as them.

 No.22086

lmao

 No.22348

OW sucketh

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>>22022
You're nasty



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 No.22362[Reply]

>Be me.
>Be poor and trans in America.
>Read rabid and dumb anti-Cuba propaganda from 2009 that is supposed to be an intelligent smear of Castro's pro-LGBT daughter's intentions.

>"Yet it’s difficult to point to any tangible benefits that Espín’s activism has accrued, other than a decision last year by the Cuban government to dispense free sex-reassignment surgeries."


>Free?!

>I'm sitting here knowing my government won't pay for my SRS so I'll never afford to get one, but at least Cuba is doing one thing right. I keep reading…

>"This is a policy of dubious merit that affects an infinitesimally small number of people, and is better understood as a propaganda tool rather than a genuine sign of concern for the plight of gays."


I feel my rage boiling over. I dropped my phone and laughed out loud at that out of touch U.S. loving writer who thought it's ok to downplaying trans issues as only affecting a few people while claiming moral superiority over Cuba. Laugh with me because it's the only therapy I can get.

https://www.advocate.com/politics/commentary/2009/09/28/castro-espin-gay-friendly-communist

 No.22364

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>Politics in Ubuu



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 No.19639[Reply]

Most people have a particular transformation fetish. I don't desire to apply makeup as a girl, or to be treated like one by society. I like being the guy in my current relationship, and asking my girl about how her body feels to know how she feels.

But I'm still a switch, and when I read erotica I can insert as the dom who takes advantage of a confused ex-man, or as the sub with new body parts. Transformation and intercourse get me off, but not the trans lifestyle.
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 No.21578

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>>21241
Va-va-voom VEGA

 No.21602

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Tomboys

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Naruto or Naruko?

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There be monsters…. musume.

 No.22363

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>>19639
Maybe you just like trans-girls and haven't gotten to the point you can admit it yet.



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 No.22343[Reply]

I confessed to a girl to be my girlfriend, since we were on really good terms and enjoyed each other's company. As for our relationship prior, we were good college friends and had a lot in common. She was a near perfect definition of a girl that fit my preferences from physique and character, not to mention interests; that were interlinked with my own.

During the start of our new relationship, I had done my best to change myself to be more productive and talkative, like she was and even done my part in buying some admittedly expensive gifts on various events (an art book on her birthday, a switch videa-game during valentines… etc).

Just about two months in, she had been ignoring me and stopped talking to me face-to-face and on the web. I had no idea if I did, or said something wrong and apologised on multiple occusions, but to no avail. She eventually began hanging out with another guy, who I assume is her boyfriened now and barely acknowledges me anymore.

I was and still am dumbstruck by everything that happened. It hurts just seeing her everytime I walk pass her to class, or when she is also happly talking to her boyfirend and making new friends, all the while I have to sit there and endure it. I tried being stronger by getting over it and deleting our chat logs, social-medias and such, but it does not help. She never even openly said that she whats to break-up with me, which only leaves me more confused. I sucks that I am in this position, it sucks that I spent my hard earned money on her and it sucks that I had even met her.

Hopefully, I subside these feelings with time, but I am just not feeling optimistic about anything, at the moment. What do I do?

(The picture is a Koishi figurine that I had gifted to her. She was in to Touhou, just as much has I was.)

 No.22344

>>22343
that sucks real hard anon. i don't know what to recommend except finding new interests, something to help you move on. It might take months but recover but it'll happen

 No.22346

Time heals. You are probably idealizing her right now but just try to step back mentally for a moment, if not right now then in a week or a month in a year and look back. She was technically in a relationship with you and just dumped you without even saying a word. I'm 99.99% sure nothing good would have came out of this anyway.

It's easy to be caught up in emotions when you find similar interests and such, but a relationship (even friendships) are about personality dynamics, and always takes two - it's work.



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 No.18254[Reply]

I've lived in America for my entire life and I'm really starting to get fed up with some stuff about it and I don't know to do except vent about it. I just want to know what other people think about these grievances.
1.Puritanical society: America was founded by puritans and other such zealots and even today that's readily apparent in common culture. An obsession with not just the preservation of some archaic, arbitrary moral code, but also with the status quo is ever-present in just about most of the people you meet here. Preconceived notions and lessons beaten into people command day to day life. Take the typical American. Their head is filled with handstand logic and back flip principles that they don't even consider for a second might be wrong. What's more annoying than what people believe, is their insistence on its rightness and exepectation that others conform to it.
2. Society of slaves: America has always been carried by the labor of exploited people and it has only prospered either when a source of people to exploit was readily available or everybody else was screwed up. Every point in history, everything. Colonial times, blacks. Industrial Age, for a short time, actual Americans. Railways, the Chinese. Today, Indians, Chinese and Mexicans. You could say this about pretty much every society, but only America is obsessive about their being the best while having citizens who are unwilling to labor in a farm because they think that they are too good for that. Everybody just has to spend a fuck load on college so they can get a liberal arts degree and drown in debt.
3. Everything is shit: The airports, the cities, the public transportation, the schools, the roads, every other part of infrastructure, they're all filthy and and horribly out-dated and in a state of disrepair and decrepitude. Even in the oldest parts of the country, the architecture is drab and done with as little care as possible. Every house is just a block thrown together. New York has a few nice, gothic buildings, but the rest is either the same boring, modern fare , or a rotting stack of bricks. Look at the subway!
4. Nothing ever changes: Look at the sprawling mass of emptiness, the endless, lifeless suburbia where children are sheltered and locked up in the most literal form of a physical and mental bubble as they could be. Look at all the small, shitty towns. Look at the bizarre mountain people who may or may not be inbred. Look at the shitty food filled with cPost too long. Click here to view the full text.
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 No.18298

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>>18296
Romanticized indeed.
>A village has history, is has customs it has people whose families have know each other fo decades. Within families everybody actually gives a shit about each other. A tiny, shit town hasn none of that. It is barren of significance.

Man, writing this response is a pain, I keep changing my opinion as I remember different facts and places that I've visited.

Basically, in my place you've got the picturesque idyllic villages with cozy apartments and vine cellars and views of pretty landscapes - things that the inhabitants have arranged for tourists in order to make money. Living there is indeed not bad at all, though it might be a boring kind of lifestyle for some people.
You've also got the villages that aren't based on tourism. What you'll find there is 3 families (or rather, what remains of them), their houses, barns and farmland; maybe a tiny cross or a chapel somewhere nearby.

None of these really have any sort of interesting historical or cultural background that you seem to be talking about. Even in the quite pleasant tourist village the houses that you might marvel at are actually newly built, or at least expanded, while in regular ones they're just blocks of brick with a balcony. The old houses crumble and are replaced, the people do their best to live comfortable lives and don't bother too much with tradition. It's all for show, in a away. All that shit about how much they can't live without their donkey and playing their traditional bagpipe is a farce in the same way in Britain as it is here. In reality they live in the same way as in towns, they drive cars, buy groceries, watch TV and tend crops alongside all of that. The most interesting history that you'll find here is usually some personal story related to WWII. In fact, towns are way better in regards to stuff like this, actually having folklore societies, museums, medieval churches, castles and older residential buildings, since more people are willing to preserve them. Everything is within walking distance, the shops, the school, the coffee places… Villages, on the other hand, are somewhat isolated; they're close, but you still have to use a car.

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 No.18300

Can we just all listen to NiN

 No.18325

>>18300
my nigga

 No.21437

USA

 No.22331

>>21437
USAians suck



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 No.22222[Reply]

Focus on yourself, nobody else, king.
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 No.22236

>>22222
checked

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>>22226
British Broad Casting?

 No.22252

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>>22222
HOLY MOTHER OF CHECK

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 No.22325

>>22276
Ni-ni-pah



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