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Anonymous 09/02/19 (Mon) 19:33:41 No.20144[Reply]

Dear STIsatsu,

I'm uploading these classic 4chon.net banners for your use when you make the new /4chon/ board. As you already are aware, 4chon is a long established internet culture that is currently homeless due to aggressive mass censorship from the corporate world and in order to help preserve diversity of culture and thought on the internet it is imperative that 4chon have a new and reliable permanent home. Uboachan has been fantastically stable over years of tested performance, its a wonderful website with highly skilled technical backing and thats why it's been lucky enough to be picked at the new home for /4chon/.
Congratulations! All you have to do to convert on this fantastic opportunity for yourself is to whip out the mkdir and create the new /4chon/. So easy, its your lucky day! Before long the accolades and affection will be rolling in for you.

Seisatsu ## Owner 09/02/19 (Mon) 22:01:17 No.20145

I actually want Uboachan to have nothing to do with 4chon in the long-term due to its alt-right leanings. The /ot/ refugee thread is a mercy, not an invitation. Please stop making new threads requesting a board. I'm sure one of you can whip something up; a server that could handle your whole userbase costs like $5/month. Uboachan isn't your home, it's a stop along the way which I've allowed you to use a thread in temporarily mostly out of a feeling of nostalgia and because I used to hang out with you guys. This is a fansite for a niche genre of artwork and indie games and the people who produce and enjoy them, and not a suitable permanent home for 4chon's userbase. You are free to use the refugee thread for planning your departure to a more suitable location. Collect your wits, plan something out, and move on, and don't make me regret letting you stay here for a while.

Any further 4chon-related new threads will be locked or deleted.

P.S. I will however be happy to offer hosting advice if it is requested in the refugee thread, in order to ease your transition. I've been doing this for a long time.

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Anonymous 08/25/19 (Sun) 06:04:00 No.20109[Reply]

>>20107
this link is broken https://uboachan.net/4chon/
whats the eta on a fix?

Seisatsu ## Owner 08/31/19 (Sat) 20:46:05 No.20128

>>20109
The heat death of the universe.

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Anonymous 08/23/19 (Fri) 16:04:50 No.20104[Reply]

STI, I saw that you deleted that thread. You literally owe us a new 4chon board. When can we expect it?

Seisatsu ## Owner 08/24/19 (Sat) 20:53:38 No.20107

Not deleted, just auto-saged for a while until it seemed that it wouldn't be the dumpster fire I was expecting. It'll bump now.

>>20022

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Is gay sex really gay? Anonymous 08/23/19 (Fri) 02:02:07 No.20100[Reply]

To what extent is gay sex gay? I heard it’s straight if the balls don’t touch.

Anonymous 08/23/19 (Fri) 16:05:29 No.20105

It's don't

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GET Anonymous 08/04/19 (Sun) 21:35:45 No.19999[Reply]

I am claiming this GET to announce that Seisatsu is in fact STI and that he is lying.

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Anonymous 08/04/19 (Sun) 21:37:57 No.20001

I'm claiming this get to tell you that Seisatsu is also gay and that Phantasm could beat him in a masturbation session

Anonymous 08/04/19 (Sun) 21:39:51 No.20002

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>>20000
i have been out-Jewed. you have bested me, sir. i'm going to off myself now. take my yarmulke, you have deserved it.

Anonymous 08/04/19 (Sun) 22:41:09 No.20004

another cirnoget wasted…
sei, time to reboot /ot/

Anonymous 08/05/19 (Mon) 07:56:12 No.20005

Is this gonna be the new /4chon/ until 8ch comes back?

Anonymous 08/05/19 (Mon) 13:39:34 No.20011

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>>20004
But how do we do that?

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Anonymous 03/23/19 (Sat) 23:49:35 No.19860[Reply]

As the person who decided to preserve /new/ when everyone else wanted it to disappear, how much personal responsibility do you feel for all of the people who were cold bloodily gunned down in New Zealand?

Seisatsu ## Owner 03/26/19 (Tue) 07:52:28 No.19861

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Jesus, people actually think STI and I are the same person now since that Seisatsu thread on 8chan. I hope this blows over. Shouldn't have joked about it.

Seisatsu ## Owner 03/26/19 (Tue) 07:54:42 No.19862

>>19860
STI lives in Australia. I live in California. We're still in contact though. For the record, he recently told me he should have only saved /r9k/.

Anonymous 02/25/19 (Mon) 06:48:45 No.19832[Reply]

Seisatsu thread on 4chon https://8ch.net/4chon/res/292682.html

Anonymous 02/25/19 (Mon) 14:08:05 No.19834

>>>/ot/19038

Anonymous 03/01/19 (Fri) 07:14:28 No.19836

jesus christ is that a dick

Anonymous 03/03/19 (Sun) 23:31:42 No.19840

>>19836
that is fucking huge tasty dong if you ask me pls don't ban sei(

Anonymous 03/05/19 (Tue) 02:35:08 No.19843

>>19840
>judging partially flaccid penises

Anonymous 03/05/19 (Tue) 08:33:44 No.19845

>>19843
its still fuckhueg

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Inept Hacking Seisatsu ## Owner 01/31/19 (Thu) 00:45:00 No.19786 [Reply]

Lol, sometimes I see some funny shit in our security logs. Guess what dipshit, Rozen hasn't had an account on an uboachan server since 2011 and the admin account on a Linux box is never called admin. Logs posted for chuckles.

OSSEC HIDS Notification.
2019 Jan 31 00:23:48

Received From: sanctum->/var/log/auth.log
Rule: 5712 fired (level 10) -> "SSHD brute force trying to get access to the system."
Src IP: 5.249.226.37
Portion of the log(s):

Jan 31 00:23:48 sanctum sshd[6493]: Failed password for invalid user admin from 5.249.226.37 port 49822 ssh2
Jan 31 00:23:48 sanctum sshd[6489]: Failed password for invalid user admin from 5.249.226.37 port 49820 ssh2
Jan 31 00:23:46 sanctum sshd[6504]: Invalid user admin from 5.249.226.37 port 49844
Jan 31 00:23:46 sanctum sshd[6502]: Invalid user rozencrab from 5.249.226.37 port 49846
Jan 31 00:23:46 sanctum sshd[6490]: Invalid user rozencrab from 5.249.226.37 port 49816
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Anonymous 01/31/19 (Thu) 14:40:24 No.19787

Everyone knows the admin account is called Seisatsu and the password is ubuu123(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

Seisatsu ## Owner 01/31/19 (Thu) 23:19:30 No.19788

>>19787
Dammit, now I have to change it.

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Anonymous 01/24/19 (Thu) 22:36:59 No.19773 [Reply]

If you could live in any fantasy world of your choosing, literally any at all, real or fictional, what would it be and why?

Similar question; if you had the ability to remake yourself to better fit into your fantasy world, what would you become?

Anonymous 01/25/19 (Fri) 02:17:42 No.19774

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Monster girl quest. Generally i'm not into fantasy, lord of rings type stuff. I don't hate it, but it doesn't appeal to me. Monster girl quest is actually the only exception to this. I guess I like the idea of there being something higher than humans on the food chain, something that's intelligent and good looking to boot. I also like how Christianity type stuff is mixed with shinto and neither one is actually super praise worthy. Everybody is more or less equal despite everything else. Not realistic, but it doesn't have to be. Nostalgia also has to do with it.

I'd be a slimegirl. Live forever, never have to chew food or sleep, never worry about cutting yourself, stronger than average person.

Anonymous 01/25/19 (Fri) 09:23:33 No.19775

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Probably The Wired. Late 90s (physical) cyberspace ideals, not only in media and culture but in manifestos and futurism are incredibly awkward looking back. I was hoping VR would have a browser to present this idea into motion, but commercial VR is a fucking meme.

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Anonymous 01/07/19 (Mon) 12:46:04 No.19749 [Reply]

I love you guys. I love ubuu. You remind me of something I was in the past, something that I dearly miss, something that I will always remember.

Anonymous 01/07/19 (Mon) 21:03:04 No.19750

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>>19749
>something I was in the past
oi fuck right off, mate
seriously though, this post comes off as extremely condescending. You're not better than us just because you changed for the better or whatever. Quite projecting.

Anonymous 01/07/19 (Mon) 22:06:31 No.19751

>>19750
Maybe you should stop projecting too. It's very possible anon meant that in a positive way.

Anonymous 01/10/19 (Thu) 14:07:16 No.19752

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Stop treating me like a kid!

Anonymous 01/22/19 (Tue) 14:33:11 No.19771

>>19750

Truly the real projection was the assholes we met along the way

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