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File: 1517006410521.png (52.21 KB, 1019x600, uboachan_domain.png)

 No.18538[Reply]

So, sometimes this happens. This is the second time someone from a Chinese domain name registrar has contacted me this way about a domain name I own. Maybe some day there will be a bar of soap called "Uboachan" or something.
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 No.18544

>>18543
Oh ok.

Just looking out for the guy

 No.18594

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>>18541
oh fucking god my sides

 No.18598

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Oh shit Sei you also forgot to black out your email address FUCK

Now our millions of Argentinos can pester you with emails about how Argentina es blanco, BLANCO

 No.18599

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>>18598
I'm argie and I already pest him almost everyday.

 No.18600

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>>18599
I have failed him, then. There is only one way to regain my honor. Goodbye friends! Mata Hari Sudoku!


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 No.18534[Reply]

I am excite

 No.18535

>>18534
please dont call me slut, thanks.

 No.18536

File: 1516925725253.jpg (31.46 KB, 313x291, Satanya Borracho.jpg)

Why are you excite? Is it because we are sluts?

 No.18552

File: 1517322060669.jpg (180.77 KB, 1200x999, 4088d9a8.jpg)

What do you want?

 No.18592

I want a Nanachi. Please hand me your Nanachi!

 No.18593

>>18592
Please get your own Nanachi.


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 No.18414[Reply]

as an example on how things never play out the way they do in the movies, here's the ending to the original 1964 Willy Wonka as is followed by how it would play out in real life

>Willy Wonka movie

Grampa Joe: it's an elevator

Wonka: it's a wonka vator! an elevator can only go up and down, but the wonka vator can go up and down, side to side, long ways and short ways, and up and till now I've pressed them all! except that one! go ahead Charlie!

now lets see how that same scene would play out if Willy Wonka had Aspergers syndrome

>Willy Wonka real life

Grandpa Joe: it's an elevator

you: it's a wonka vator! an elevator can only go…
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 No.18459

>>18456
Sorry to be rude but I'm getting a little irritated toward the fact that we're both speaking English yet there seems to be a language barrier between us that shouldn't exist!

 No.18461

>>18458
Did you seriously just use unironically use an mlp reaction image? Also, stop ignoring my posts. People don't go out of their way to act strangely to people with Asperger's syndrome. Are you in high school by any chance. That's extremely important for to know in this discussion and for me to understand you.

 No.18462

>>18458
>How was that not clear?
Because it's completely outside the topic of conversation, or at least you didn't make the effort to actually point out why it's relevant. I understand that you present normal behavior vs non-normal behavior, but what you don't realize is that with this analogy you are implying "normal" people engage in these "weird behaviors" towards aspies on purpose because they have aspergers, and then in the next post you tell me "normal people" get pissed off when aspies do this "weird shit". It's just too confusing because the information doesn't correlate and your point doesn't stand out at all. You're complaining that normal people pisses aspies on purpose by doing weird things but also telling me that they get mad when aspies engage in weird behavior, just what the hell is the point there? That's just people getting pissed when others do stupid shit. It doesn't have anything to do with what we were discussing just now.

 No.18463

>>18461
>Did you seriously just use unironically use an mlp reaction image?

No, that's Winnie the Pooh in a pink wig.

>Also, stop ignoring my posts.

When did I do that?

>Are you in high school by any chance. That's extremely important for to know in this discussion and for me to understand you.

No I'm not, haven't been for a while now.

 No.18555

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>>18419
>>18425


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 No.18545[Reply]

There's a legend that the violinist Giuseppe Tartini kept himself in a room to practice almost constantly for years. When he reconnected with the world, it's said that it was hard to believe how much better he had become. If you could lock yourself in a room for a year to practice a single skill with zero social or economic repercussions, would you do it and what skill would you choose? Here's the rules: All of your living expenses are paid for, but you can't leave your room for any reason other than to use the bathroom, you can't opt out once you start, you cannot have access to any form of entertainment other than, you must spend as much time as possible practicing.
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 No.18547

>>18546
Okay additional rule. It can only be something that you can do by yourself.

 No.18548

moon runes

 No.18549

>>18547
So, sex.

 No.18550

>>18549
solo masturbation =/= sex

 No.18551

>>18550
Ok fine, I guess I'll stop shitposting. Although I had a couple Pornhub videos I could have posted if I was feeling snotty.

Fuck, I want to say Krav Maga or Jeet Kune Do but any fighting stuff really needs another person. I guess I would choose carpentry. Solid skill to have, good economic and household applications, makes a nice hobby, too.


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 No.18395[Reply]

UBUU LIVED BITCHES
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 No.18430

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Shit, Ubu, you really scared me this time. Good to have you back. Really missed this place even though I don't post much.

 No.18432

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I haven't seen this much activity since 2013 or somewhen back then.
I'm very pleased.

 No.18449

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>>18432
You're welcome!
t. newfag/Krautchan emigrant

 No.18468

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Long live Ubuu

 No.18498

>>18395

Glad to see u back UBU!


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 No.18471[Reply]

Happy belated birthday, ubuu!
I wish I wasn't the only faggot who remembers.
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 No.18484

Nah I do remember, but I just got the site back up. I'm going to be a little late this year.

 No.18491

>>18483
Very nice. Thank you :)

 No.18492

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>>18483
Uh, I also am interested about your wedding anniversiry or whatever. Can I have a song now?

 No.18493

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>>18492
sure thing here you go
https://youtube.com/watch?v=ZJJEX4Q7Raw
i hope u like it

 No.18495

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>>18492
Somewhere around August of 2009 (I think it was around the 10th). It's a shame I can't remember the exact day.
Here's your song https://youtu.be/rNuQ_KzxKZ0?t=1320 or a whole album, actually.


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 No.18475[Reply]

Worst board. Everybody always says /hikki/ is the worst board, but now i've realized that it's obviously /cos/. I never connected the dots before because I kept forgetting that /cos/ exists. Anyway, give me a status update. How do you feel ubuu is doing?

 No.18478

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I agree on that one, the thing with /cos/ is that cosplayers don't like how they are treated here, and even the most oldfag of them stops posting at one point.

Sei enforced the rules with his powerful sticky, but it's too late.

Even if that can stop the spontaneous anon being a dick for no reason(or envy), I believe it's impossible to stop creepers to be retarded when they see a woman.

I think everyone says it's /hikki/ because the autism there is continuous and /cos/, even if worse, is hardly relevant.

>How do you feel ubuu is doing?

I felt a huge activity boost after this Steam release, I think this has been a comfy place until now and I don't think that can change much, we will obviously have newfags, but we've been having those in big numbers for some years and no one died, except Sei.

 No.18486

I don't know about everyone else, but compared to maybe a few months ago, the amount of daily posts here is astounding. We were at maybe 5 posts a day, if that. Now, the Recent Posts are completely new every time I come back. I'd say it's doing very well.

>>18478
Wasn't aware YN got a steam release. Cool, I guess-though can people not figure out how to install a game outside of Steam in this day and age?

 No.18487

>>18486
Yeah, it's hilarious but apparently people are becoming more and more stupid and can't do basic shit. Better for me, more people calling me to fix their computer because they can't.


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 No.15173[Reply]

Unsure if this was posted or not, what are your guys heights?
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 No.18467

>>18466
I erased a part about the rape in my reply before posting. I decided to erase it because thinking about it was leaving me with too much anger at almost 4 in the morning while in bed trying to fall asleep. That last part of the video really escalated.
Seeing how the rapist boasts about it and the other shits he did, and since the victim was gay and a foreigner, I doubt this ever got any atonement sadly.
>>18465
Is it really that common for gay dudes to be hit on for that reason? I know some straight women also use that to hit on other women, so I'm not much surprised. But I find it curious how clueless those people are of general relationships that they believe gay couples don't have problems, or how they lie to themselves about what they want. Why can't they embrace the idea that they can be bi or gay and stop living in bullshit.

 No.18469

>>18467
I believe it's a "grass is greener on the other side of.the fence" way of thinking

 No.18470

>>18451
>I really want to spend a vacation in Iraq checking out Sumerian/Babylonian ruins, but I can't because I'll get chucked off of a ziggurat
How would they discover you're gay? I'm sure you'd be fine as long as you didn't go with a parter or act camp.

 No.18473

>>18467
>I know some straight women also use that to hit on other women
That's pretty ironic considering how lesbian couples have the statistically highest rates of domestic abuse.

 No.18480

>>18455
Yeah I worry about shit like bug chasers, too. I mean, I've heard of dudes taking steel wool to their rectal wall to try to increase their chances of contracting shit.
And you know the crazies aren't the ones that get bashed, that would be too karmic. Fugg, I better start handballing furries or something before I get my head kicked in.
>>18465
Oh, that fucking I Can't Believe It's Not Girl meme. Kinda glad I'm a bear, cause I'd get my troll on and flirt a little, wait til they're warmed up and getting excited, then ask them how good they are at sucking cock. And if not being gross and poz won't get me bashed, that fucking will.
>>18470
I always manage to fuck it up. I try to present very masculine, cause I've got the body for it, but I'm not. If my laugh doesn't give it away shit like having good manners and cuddling with cats clues them in.
Supposedly Kuwait is working on some kind of plethysmograph-like anal probe that can detect all kinds of queers anyways. Supposedly they are hoping to force all incoming travellers to be subjected to it. Sounds like hooey, but it really makes you wonder if seeing Nebuchadrezzar's palace is essential.
>>18473
I thought I was the only one seeing a trend like that. Sad!


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 No.18339[Reply]

i had to reboot to get my filesystem to reflect the year change in searches, i lost like 4 months of uptime. this has never happened to me before, i remember distinctly watching the new millennia turn over with no issues on a SunOS machine and that was decades ago. anyone have an idea what i did wrong?


← weev 2017

 No.18353

weev is out of jail?

Dude I thought he was doing double digits for that goatse security deal. Hard time.

 No.18420

>>18353
weev doesn't know how to computar
the guy is a literal ret
man pages are way over the dude's dead
skiddies laff at him


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 No.18170[Reply]

I got
Most Bad Sin
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 No.18371

>>18366
Yeah, KILL BLACKY

WE DIDN'T RUN THE TRANS-ATLANTIC SLAVE TRADE, THE TRANS-ATLANTIC SLAVE TRADE RAN US

 No.18375

>>18371
wtf is this nigga saying

 No.18378

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>>18375
GOD BLESS AFRICA? NO, GOD DAMN AFRICA

 No.18389

Manipulation black magic

 No.18418

>Witch
>Black
>Log
I just want to see what 'Log' could mean.


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