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Happy halloween uboachan! :)
Here's to another 200 zillion years


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Happy best day of the year to my sekrit club


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Happy pomkins to you all


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Spooky tidings to all

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Watching Spy x Family while eating pan au chocolat. Delicious.
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Friends Day
Also, fix the laptop…


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yarer, vai ytoma no9c uvu cu[
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¿Por qué hay bean en mi ubuu?


La gatta frettolosa ha fatto i gattini ciechi.
Al povero mancano tante cose, all’avaro tutte.
Chi non va non vede, chi non vede non sa e chi non sa se lo prende sempre in culo.


¿Qué Pasa?


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cuando no hay? es ubuu
calabaza, osea parece que este halloween va a ser medio emocionante otra vez al fin


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le pones dulce de leche a las tortafritas que grasa que sos mogolico te vas a morir de tuberculosis

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tostuje na martwym


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It's that time of year again everybody

It is September
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Nothing good ever happens to me in September, my life always gets worse and I decay mentally. I sometimes wish to just sleep through the whole month.


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now that green day song makes sense

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Post your love stories uboachan, textwalls allowed. Both successes and failures are encouraged.
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I need a gf….


Have you ever thought you loved someone, and then your relationship failed for whatever reason, and some time later you fall in love with someone else, and realize that your previous love was just a make-believe love, a childish imitation that you mistook for the real thing––an honest mistake, because you had never felt the real thing before? And yet you still feel a little embarrassed that you thought something so shallow could really be love, that love was simple and weightless, like a single pop song played on repeat until you die. It’s only when you hear the rest of the album that you realize love is so much better than that one hit single, that it’s got moods and movements, sounds that you’ve never heard before, melodies you never thought you would like, but you do, and now they’re stuck in your head. It’s good in a way you didn’t know something could be good.

Imagine getting stuck in that first relationship forever. When it goes bad—and relationships like that always go bad eventually—you simply can’t separate, for whatever reason. You become one of those couples that doesn’t actually seem like they love each other. When you make fun of one another, it sounds like you really mean it. You go on lots of business trips because you don’t have much fun being around your spouse. You get cynical about love and you scoff at every love story and love song because that’s not really what it’s like. Nobody ever actually feels deep, abiding pleasure in another human being, you think, at least not for long.

Or, if you’ve never felt a love like that—imagine that the biggest body of water you’ve ever seen is a dinky little pond and you think, “Yep, that’s about as much water as there can be! There’s nothing deeper or wider than this. Seeing water that stretches onward to the horizon, water that can turn into tidal waves, water that hides giant whales and creatures that have never seen the sun, that’s just a bunch of tall tales.”

And maybe you can be happy sitting next to your pond, so long as you never see an ocean. Maybe when you meet people who tell you about the magnificent oceans they’ve seen, you figure they’re just exaggerating what it’s like to see a pond. “Ah yes, I remember seeing my first pond,” you chuckle. But somewhere deep in your brain, there’s a little twinge of doubt.

I think lots of people are stuck in that first relationship, stuck next to their tiny little pond, skeptical that anything greater exists. But it taPost too long. Click here to view the full text.


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Your purple prose has no focus, it almost reads like a bot post. How do you go from that projection to "dude capitalism lmao so dumb for being forced to work"?


Well my first gay experience happened like this:
I was about 50 yards or so up this path when I noticed a man standing off the side of the path apparently staring into the woods. As I got closer I realized his pants were down around his ankles and I could see his ass. Now, I'm straight but I have to say that it was a really nicely shaped ass for a man and I took notice. I figured maybe he was drunk and just peeing in the bushes, so I started to walk quieter so I wouldn't disturb him. But as I got closer I started hearing strange grunts and sucking sounds. I realized there was another man blowing him.
Now, I'm not gay but I slowed my pace down to watch. I slowed and approached the standing man from behind. His friend didn't take any notice as his eyes were tightly closed. I came right up behind the man standing so that I could have reached out and touched him. That's when I brought the cinder block down on his head, hard. He collapsed on top of his faggot friend and I quickly finished them both off. I rolled them into the bushes and finished my walk. That was only my first of many such gay encounters.


A friend of mine, who was adopted, and is quite successful and doesn't get drunk and maudlin about his adoptive status, decided to seek out his adoptive parents, which you can do, if you have money (which he does). They turned out to be two college students who had sex in college in the 1960's and had him. They didn't feel they could raise a baby, so they put him up for adoption.

They had since divorced and the birth Dad really wanted nothing to do with him, which I am sure hurt. But Dad had a new, new family, and wasn't even keen on visiting the kids from his first marriage, much less their first child they put up for adoption. His birth mother was a little more receptive, and his new siblings seemed pretty friendly. But there was no Hallmark homecoming - it was, in fact, awkward as be put it. And they haven't stayed in touch that much, in terms of spending holidays together or whatever. You meet someone after 40 years, what do you have in common, other than DNA? And the real truth is, we share 99.9% of our DNA with everyone else.

*sigh* Can't find love cos I don't love myself. Maybe. This is what adoption does to you…

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I'll miss ubuu when its finally gone for good.
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Make it look like Madotsuki


What you say?


You miss things when they are gone


UboaChan died in 1989.


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Hello, I have a phone case for I think an iPhone 7+ that was made by mistake. If you want it, I'll put it in an envelope and mail it to you.


apple sucks anon


Wait until iPhonw 14…

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So, what are you up to today, ubuu? I've finally managed to have some free time so I'm wasting it drawing a bit and translating some songs I've had on queue for a while.
Also sei, for the love of god, change the snow to damn snowflakes already, please. It's getting on my nerves that tohno has proper snow while we don't.
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You probably live in a dorm, right? Do you think things would be different if you were a commuter?


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Since I live in my house, I'm already one.
On the other hand, if I had to live on a dorm, it'd really depend on who my dorm mate is. I'm not comfortable living around people I don't know, more so if I have little to no privacy. That would definitely mess my time set up even more and I'd end probably going back to extending night hours in order to counterweight the stress of daylight, and thus tiring myself even more.


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Warframe, strictly speaking it's only MMOish, but when you run every mission on public because it's easier to grind it may as well be. They did also added new open world area recently, complete with more new resources in it for you to grind.


I'm resting.


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Are you farming Harrow Prime? Haven't played in a while but that *may* get me back into the saddle..

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Hi, wow this chan looks spoopy, I like it
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You realize you're replying to a post from a year ago and that the faggot never came back again, right?


So you're saying it worked?




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