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 No.18060[Reply]

When I was a kid I used to kill ants for fun. The methods in which I did this were peculiar enough for me to want to post about them. Just to be clear, I have never hurt any other animals, nor have I wanted to do so as a kid. Besides insects and spiders, I actually love animals. Ants were in a strange sort of limbo for me because while they weren't large enough for me to be afraid of them, I still could not feel even a shred of empathy for them. Being in this limbo is what allowed killing them to be fun to me.

My favorite weapon of choice was a serrated butter knife and my favorite method of killing was to very slightly tap them with the flat part of the blade. Even the tiniest bit of force would cause sever damage to them. I would scout for a victim and once they were selected let them know of my presence by tapping the knife on the ground near them. I would chase them around for a while before finally landing a blow. After the first tap they wouldn't be able to run anymore, but they would still keep moving. A lot of the time their antenna would be bent and some of their appendages would be broken. I would let them walk around a little before tapping them again and again and again until they stopped moving. Here's the first interesting observation that I made about their behavior. If an ant is still capable of moving it's body, but it is sure of its own death, it will curl up into a ball and twitch until it stops moving. Most of the time I tapped them to death before this could occur. The second method of killing would be to simply cut them in half, which required more coordination than I thought it would. I was surprised to discover that if cut low enough, they would continue to walk around after. On some occasions, I thought I saw some kind of trail of flesh following behind them.

I discovered a few, "human", like traits in the ants behavior, although, I may be projecting. For instance, ants that have been cut in half seemed to display more erratic behavior than tapped ants. They were more aimless and frantic in their movements. The reaction of ants to them was also far greater than tapped ants. Ants seem to show some form of fear. Besides killing ants, I also used the knife to both illicit a reaction from them and push them from one location to another. When two healthy ants were pushed into each other they always panicked greatly when put into contact with each other. This panic was far greater when one of the ants was damaged in sPost too long. Click here to view the full text.
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 No.18066

>>18065
I remember now that after a few hours of killing ants, when I went to bed at night that day and closed my eyes, I would see countless ants crawling on a floor and totally covering it. It was like when I played the game boy non-stop and couldn't help but have the image of the game screen in my mind when trying to fall sleep.

 No.18067

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Nah, you aren't a psycho. I used to do the same with grasshoppers, like cutting their limbs and seeing how they react, beheading, I even made a forest of impaled grasshoppers à la Vlad III and I'd drop the others there to see how they reacted before making them join the party.
Nowadays I regret being such a cunt with the poor things, but at the same time I understand I did it because I lacked empathy, and I simply lacked empathy because I was a child. You'd be surprised, but kids are just like that, they… kind of lack the idea of being in the shoes of the other, so they will remorselessly kill and torture bugs without a whit of regret simply because they don't think they are doing anything wrong. We usually gain a sense of empathy around 9 or 10, I think. I remember reading about this once but can't quote the source.

As for the behaviour of your ants, they work with pheromones. I think the others tended to avoid that place because they can spread a smell that's basically like "If you walk about this place you're going to die". As for moving so erratically when tapped, I think it wasn't so much fear as pain. I'm not entirely sure they can sense fear, however I'm no specialist.

 No.18069

>>18067
That makes a lot of sense, but as I already said, I had no desire to hurt any other animal, so I do think I had some concept of empathy. Looking back on it I don't bad, just sort of intrigued. That might be because I am dead scared of all insects. I can't bring myself to empathize with them because they seems like monsters to me. I stopped killing them out of boredom.
>I think the others tended to avoid that place because they can spread a smell
That makes a lot of sense, but I also feel that ants must also react to visual stimuli, as the one that stumbled upon the ant grave did. That also doesn't explain the utterly callous way that healthy ants reacted to injured ants. The healthy ant wouldn't run away to some place totally different, they just avoided the dying one. In my last story, behavior of the ant became more erratic even without additional pain. I think ants are more complicated than people give them credit for.

 No.18070

>>18069
I think it's easier to empathize with a dog or a cat because we're surrounded by them constantly and told they're living beings, and also we can see them defending themselves if we try to harm them, which may discourage us of doing so because a) it can hurt us b) we can see plainly it hurts them. Back then I had a cat and I really loved them (in fact I still do love animals in general), but I didn't flinch my eyebrows while bisecting grasshoppers, crushing ants, or tearing earwigs apart, simply because I couldn't recognize anything on their features that indicated pain, though somehow I acknowledged they were suffering since I was testing how they reacted to my little garden of legs and heads.

>I can't bring myself to empathize with them because they seems like monsters to me.

I've actually come to love insects for this. They're as alien as you can get on earth.

>That makes a lot of sense, but I also feel that ants must also react to visual stimuli, as the one that stumbled upon the ant grave did.

I'm not saying they don't react to visual stimuli, but most ants have really poor sight, and some species are even completely blind (it'd be interesting if we could track what species were you playing with). Here's more info on the composition of their eyes: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ant#Head
On the same article there's more info in #Communication about how they use pheromones.

>In my last story, behavior of the ant became more erratic even without additional pain. I think ants are more complicated than people give them credit for.

I wish I could go deeper on this, but I've never actually studied animal behaviour (other than my experiments). I think ants are more complex than we think too, but we've managed to crack most of their basic traits and can predict their activity with a fair amount, of accuracy (though not perfectly).

 No.18071

>>18070
I'm sure I got some kind of sadistic glee out of it. Even now I have a tiny bit of those tendencies. Well, whatever.
>it'd be interesting if we could track what species were you playing with
I have a suspicion that they might be pavement ants. My kitchen was directly connected a patio. I sometimes saw ants slipping through the separating door. The location and behavior seem to match, but on the patio itself I only ever saw really tiny brown ants, so that kind of throws me off.



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 No.18054[Reply]

The 4400 is just a shitty version of Jojo. I don't know whether you heard of the 4400, here's a summary: 4400 people are abducted by aliens over varying points of history. All of them are returned to earth at the same time and they're all the same age as when they were abducted. When they land they have special powers for some reason. Every person has a unique power that is somewhat reflective of their personality. The show itself follows a special police force made to monitor the 440 and apprehend any of them if they cause trouble. The show starts of being episodic with them finding and arresting various dangerous 4400 members. Shit starts to get more convoluted when scientists figure out that the powers are caused by some green ooze and if people inject that into them self they can either develop powers or die. Somehow this green ooze start being distributed illegally. The police team now also has to combat any person who developed powers and uses them for criminal actives. All of the powers are kind of dull like making people do what you want, or killing people around you when you get stressed, or never forgetting anything. Nothing very interesting. People don't use them in creative ways. The story gets more and more convoluted with time travel and mind control and eventually some guy gets the power to make the people around him either die or also get powers and the whole thing becomes a massive cluster fuck that didn't even get a proper conclusion because it got cancelled. Has anybody else watched this train wreck?

 No.18055

No, but it sounds stupid as fuck.

 No.18057

>a shitty version of Jojo
As if jojo wasn't already shitty enough

 No.18058

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>>18055
You don't even know the start of it. One guy gets the power to make shitty b movies that predict the future. When time travel starts being part of everything, people are basically sent back through nanobots. So they don't actually go back in time, they possess people in our time with the nanobots. So there starts being this conspiracy aspect because the police team doesn't know who's real and who isn't. Everybody like Bill Gates and Steve Job gets replaced. The people from the future are all a bunch of rich capitalists who don't want the Earth to be healthy, because they control all of the natural resources. The aliens are actually also people from the future who oppose the rich capitalists and want to do so by making the world better by giving people super powers. One of the original 4400 was like a rich guy, but then he got killed off, and then he inexplicably was resurrected by the good future people. After his resurrection he starts acting like a Jesus type prophet who wants to spread the ooze everywhere and, "purify", the world of people who would die from the ooze. The baby of two of the 4400 has ultra special powers. She basically turns into an adult by turning her mother into a really old woman. She then starts having a really weird sexual relationship with one of the police force members. She ends up being used by the evil future people, but ends up killing them at the expense of killing herself. There's so, so, so much more.
>>18057
Take that back.

 No.18059

https://youtu.be/auMuuPJe8eg
The first episode. The audio goes out a bit at the beginning, but it's mostly fine. I fucking dare you to try to finish it.



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 No.18046[Reply]

lol yume nikki edgy

 No.18047

Get the fuck out, nobody cares.



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 No.18026[Reply]

Are you an anon that can take it easy?

 No.18027

>>18026
I love you. I wish you were my daughter.



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 No.18011[Reply]

Does anybody else remember blind mute loli? Man, that shit was soooo good.
https://github.com/bibanon/bibanon/wiki/Blindmute-Loli
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 No.18021

>>18020
Yep. This kind of thinking is everywhere, so it kind of pisses me off a little. I hope that one day the majority of people will see things my way.

 No.18022

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What I find very funny is that the story posted by OP is pretty much about a guy who adopted a blind and mute girl and the hardships they went through to be happy family.
But no, the word "loli" is on it so it obviously is for pedos!!! And I'm not changing my opinion.

 No.18023

>>18021
Kek, you were so calm and nice in that thread. It was fun chatting with you about morality. I don't even care much for the topic of snuff films but the general discussion of morals we had has kept me thinking for a long time.

>>18022
No point in really fighting people like that though. Let's face it, most anti-loli people tend to be actual pedophiles, much like the male feminists who preach to other men about how every other guy is abusive to women but them and then it comes out that they treat women way worse than most normal men do. Or the guy who bashes gays and then turns out to be gay.

That anon likely masturbates furiously to jailbait "barely legal" mainstream porn while looking down on people who do the same with loli.

 No.18024

Finally got a chance to finalize it and I must say that it was quite good. However I still prefer nurse-kun a bit more.
It's a shame this kind of story-threads aren't possible anymore because anything too bloggy is instantly rejected and people prefer to indulge in greentext stories rather than narrate something good.

 No.18025

>>18024
It's like the difference between instant noodles and a hearty stew. One is more fulfilling, and the other is more addictive. It's a shame that people only want the same junk over and over again now.



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 No.16953[Reply]

Did anyone else watch Gakkou Gurashi? People had a really mixed reaction to it, but I thought it was pretty good. Pretty depressing. Really didn't like the fan service episode, but it didn't ruin in for me.
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 No.18005

Moar
https://youtu.be/Clhk7dSOWjA (1)
https://youtu.be/YQGJIp44l4w (2)
https://youtu.be/idt4e8ScbEU (3)
This guy is really good too.
https://youtu.be/Avc4AS3AvcA?list=PLh0y4HaJPzrkBAOTnh5Og2oVds5oh7s1w
Oldie, but a goodie. AVGN has been a lifeless corpse for a while now, but James's movie reviews are relatively decent.

 No.18006

The only worthwhile thing egoraptor ever has and ever will produce.
https://youtu.be/Aip2aIt0ROM?list=PLu5a9-aw8CA_xRgSUtUjcEem6d_cJk9Mx

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 No.18009

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>>18004
I meant those often opinionated and rough-looking type of videos that he posted.
On the conspiracy part side, silly stuff like this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d9hVeNLAskw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NT5IKYrmdd8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3avVyf1OMjQ
Those analysis type of videos that are often void of any real opinion and narrated by monotone britbongs (take CGP Grey for example) and often suffer from overediting aren't my style. On the other side, i also like analysis-type of videos that keep it short (under 15m) and have humor to fill in the exposition intervals (something like this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f6ju5UGN9XM). Your links are some good stuff though.

 No.18010

>>18009
Yeah, those type of informational videos are kind of dull. They're good if you just want to learn about the subject, but they aren't that entertaining. I personally prefer longer analysis videos because those feel like i'm going on a journey. While I can kind of understand why you would have nostalgia for mediocre, poorly edited stuff as that is becoming a bit of a rarity, i'm glad that people have moved past that. People bitch and moan so much about how things aren't how they used to be, but they forget that content on the internet is better now than it ever has been before.



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 No.17979[Reply]

What piece of fiction best portrays the life you want to live?
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 No.17989

Probably The Garden of Words, because I really need someone with slight issues of their own so that they would (in the world of fiction) accept me and my issues, and that it's an older woman MC-kun ends up with is even better.

 No.17990

>>17986
Cutting off slowpoke tails for money, breaking into people's houses, and extorting money from children don't seem that innocent.

 No.18000

>>17990
I know it's a kid's game and shit, and I'm looking at Pokemon as a cynical adult, but overall it's pretty innocent. The parents in that world are dumb as hell though. The Pokemon world must be a molester wonderland.

>Child Molester Bill wants to battle

>Female Rapist Jill wants to battle
>Serial Killer Maddox wants to battle
>Genital Mutilator Sally wants to battle
>Creepy Pedo Pedro wants to battle
>Schizo Sheen wants to bette

 No.18003

Kino's Journey. The original.

That or uhhh shit

was there ever a book that was about some dude who lived in a cabin in the woods with someone he loved and wrote?

Doubt it, sounds uneventful for fiction.

 No.18008

kemono friends



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 No.17917[Reply]

Halloween is by far my favorite holiday. Every year I like to stay up late watching something horror related while occasionally glancing into the empty street outside my window. Last year I watched the first four episodes of Higurashi and I loved it. I already finished the series and I don't feel like repeating it. I'm looking for suggestions of what I can watch this year(preferably anime). I also already watched the corpse party ovas. Thank god I didn't waste a Halloween on that shit.
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 No.17992

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>>17991
We don't even have a special theme.

 No.17993

Two Halloween posts so far, two…

 No.17994

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>>17993
nothing but lurkers in here…

 No.17995

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>>17993
Well, honestly >>17992 has a point, our userbase is small and as such it's hard to make something relevant other than a post wishing people a happy Halloween, which most people here don't seem to do.

Anyway, happy halloween people.

 No.17999

I was hopin' for div shenans again. Ah well.



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 No.17034[Reply]

Tell me about interesting things that happened when you were in school. In elementary there was this one kid who was always swearing and making dirty jokes. He one time asked a bunch of other kids if they would rather watch their parents have sex one thousand times or join them one time.
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 No.17308

>>17241
>>17042

>>17051
>>17055
fuck man i you guys had some cool shit going on.

i think the most exciting story i have was when…………….

fuck nothing interesting ever happened ;_;

 No.17752

This isn't a story that has to do with school, but I was a kid at the time and it did have to do with classes of a sort. I used to take Karate lessons around the time that I was in middle school. I didn't have much of an interest in it, but I kept going every week and getting through it on account of my parents. Two years into it a new kid who was a bit younger and much shorter than me starts showing up. It was immediately clear that he was a belligerent little shit. He ignored the instructor's directions and constantly questioned them. He would always kind of taunt them when we had to do, "line drills". He made direct eye-contact with them when we had to step forward and punch so it seemed like he was directing the blow at them. He had the douchest shit-eating grin imaginable too which he constantly did. The instructors obviously hated him, they were always complaining amongst each other, but they couldn't do anything because they didn't own the fitness club. Every time they brought it up with his coddling mother she tried to excuse him by saying that he has emotional problems or whatever and that she'll try to get him to stop, which she never did. One day we're doing a partner drill where one person punches and the other person steps back and blocks. I have the misfortune of being partnered up with the shit smear. Before we start he gives me that fucking smile and stares right into my eyes. I don't know how intentional what happened next was on my part to this day, but I do know that i'm glad I did it. On the first count right as I launch the punch, when the other person is supposed to step back and he would easily be able to do so if he was paying attention, my fist slams into his jaw. I can still vividly remember the instant change from smirk to grimace on his face. He starts sobbing immediately. Apparently a few of his baby teeth were knocked loose. I start apologizing profusely over and over again, and I think that at the time I was genuinely sorry. The instructor who was there tried to feign concern, but you could tell they were kind of happy. Never saw the kid again.

 No.17818

>was that kid who made comics out of my doodles
>was that kid who EVERYONE knew because of my autism
i miss being 14 - 16

am 27.

 No.17827

Our high school's auto-shop class was towards the back corner of the school adjacent to the outskirts behind the football field.

One morning we were all outside power washing the floor when we hear a very loud and slightly slurred, "FfffFFUUUuuUUCK yewww……." and we all sort of look around trying to figure out where it came from.

Around the corner a few moments later comes a very fat and quite intoxicated mexican young adult on a bicycle. He has a large backpack and an acoustic guitar wrapped around him, and he is swerving heavily. As the bikes handlebars dipped closer to the ground on either side of him and he overcompensated time and time again,

"ffFFUUuuck *YOU*…BITCH!"

And he reaches the gate, exiting the school grounds

"FUCK you faggot PO-LICE!"

he shouts, and on he goes around another corner and out of our sight.

We stare at each other in disbelief for another few moments, but before we can return to our task, around the corner comes another something: A very fat and sunglassed security guard driving a "SECURITY" golf cart that is clearly straining under his weight to keep up, sagging and bouncing heavily at every pothole or unevenly paved surface.

 No.17998

Nothing interesting ever happened to me in school, but some of my colleagues had interesting background stories. One of them was a colleague from another class in high school. She came from Brazil when she was just a young child. Back when her parents still lived in Brazil they inhabited in a good and safe neighborhood. One day their neighbors' kid with around the same age as my colleague disappeared without leaving any trace. For a short time people there believed that he might have left home and get lost (or maybe hoped it was so). Then one day a small box arrived to his parents' mailbox. Inside was a child's fingers, presumably their son's. There was no explanation note, no sender info, no ransom, no calls with threats, nothing at all. Someone was doing that just because they wanted. Her parents moved to another country that same year in fear their kid could be next and to give her a safe place where to grow up.



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 No.17975[Reply]

What's the most perverted/depraved/shameful thing that you have ever done? From junior high to freshman year of high school I was in a kind of, "weird phase". When my sister was still in high school and I was in seventh grade we had over a German exchange student for a week as my sister was taking German and participated in the exchange program. The German girl spent almost all of her time shopping for stuff at the mall(as that was the most notable thing to do over here in the states), so she spent little to no time actually in our house. When I got home from school one day I was totally alone and after a bit of debating with myself, decided to take one of the exchange student'a panties and see what they smelled like. This was less because I actually wanted to get some kind of sexual gratification out of it, and more about the thrill. At that age I enjoyed the excitement of petty theft, bizarre pranks and generally sadistic things. Now as she was guest in our house, she didn't just leave dirty panties around her room, so I had to reach into her drawer(which she was borrowing from me) and pull out whatever pair I could find(which were almost certainly clean. I then pushed them against my nostrils and inhaled deeply. Looking back on this I could have done a lot worse. It's not like I rubbed my dick on it. Even if it was clean, knowing that she would eventually wear it would almost be more perverse. If i'm going to be 120% honest I regret that I didn't do that. The drawer she borrowed was broken when it was returned to me, so I don't feel too guilty about it or anything. Story 2: I wanted to take German 2 in eighth grade since my sister went down that route, but I didn't take German 1 the previous year. German 2 also wasn't offered in high school so I opted to take summer lessons to skip ahead. It was a nice arrangement since the teacher would actually come to my house every other day. Now she wasn't an attractive woman by any means. Being Turkish, short, middle-aged, and wrinkled, she didn't exactly appeal to my in that way. At the time though, I had a sort of fetish for having somebody trying to teach my something without me understanding any of what they were saying. I didn't even know about this until the lessons started, but every other day, for a straight hour and half, I would have a raging hard-on as soon as this woman opened her mouth and started yammering on and one about what seemed like total gibberish to me. It's good that our dining room table wPost too long. Click here to view the full text.

 No.17976

>>17975
Once, I typed 4'500 characters without any paragraphing.

 No.17978

>>17976
What's the most perverted/depraved/shameful thing that you have ever done?
From junior high to freshman year of high school I was in a kind of, "weird phase". When my sister was still in high school and I was in seventh grade we had over a German exchange student for a week as my sister was taking German and participated in the exchange program. The German girl spent almost all of her time shopping for stuff at the mall(as that was the most notable thing to do over here in the states), so she spent little to no time actually in our house.
When I got home from school one day I was totally alone and after a bit of debating with myself, decided to take one of the exchange student'a panties and see what they smelled like. This was less because I actually wanted to get some kind of sexual gratification out of it, and more about the thrill. At that age I enjoyed the excitement of petty theft, bizarre pranks and generally sadistic things. Now as she was guest in our house, she didn't just leave dirty panties around her room, so I had to reach into her drawer(which she was borrowing from me) and pull out whatever pair I could find(which were almost certainly clean). I then pushed them against my nostrils and inhaled deeply. Looking back on this I could have done a lot worse. It's not like I rubbed my dick on it. Even if it was clean, knowing that she would eventually wear it would almost be more perverse. If i'm going to be 120% honest I regret that I didn't do that. The drawer she borrowed was broken when it was returned to me, so I don't feel too guilty about it or anything.
Story 2: I wanted to take German 2 in eighth grade since my sister went down that route, but I didn't take German 1 the previous year. German 2 also wasn't offered in high school so I opted to take summer lessons to skip ahead. It was a nice arrangement since the teacher would actually come to my house every other day. Now, she wasn't an attractive woman by any means. Being Turkish, short, middle-aged, and wrinkled, she didn't exactly appeal to my in that way. At the time though, I had a sort of fetish for having somebody trying to teach my something without me understanding any of what they were saying. I didn't even know about this until the lessons started, but every other day, for a straight hour and a half, I would have a raging hard-on as soon as this woman openPost too long. Click here to view the full text.

 No.17996

Casually jacking off while watching Tom and Jerry with no locked door. Mom walked in and she looked at me and asked me what I was doing and then walked away. I had just taken a bath and had my towel around me.

Also, trying to stuff gummy candy into my foreskin, I was a a grown man this time around and not just some bored teen this time around.



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