/ot/ - Off-topic

Which one of you is an enemy stand user?

(and what do you think of the part 5 anime so far)

The prime movement of humanity is superheated plasma of cosmic background radiation, puppet stringing along blood pressure and the 4th-dimensional potential of water consumption.

Horsepower alone can be derived as a dimension of life through pressure dynamics alone.

But my real secret is most of my family has been saved by surgery and medical science. I never touch a hospital bed. I have other secrets.

I am just happy to escape as a Zen monk on fire.

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I am Ra. We are not happy with our Venusian scientist claiming he is not helped by any here for this. :)

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All are free to share in my "not a cult." Test subjects may apply for their food allowances per day. And a share of life insurance for their families.

Don't be fooled by the calendar. There are only as many days in the year as you make use of

Why is windows 8 so fucking shitty.

whats the story on the seisatsu dick pic episode?

What happened to 4chon? Can you post its old /new/ banners?

Asking for a friend
https://kohlchan.net/int/res/121806.html

what the fuck is up anons lmao

i made a post on here a small while back abt being halfway through important exams and asking how to cope. well, i coped

>results day
>nearly shitting myself bc i know i bombed at least 2 exams
>in car
>entire family with me which isnt helping
>on call with aunt wishing me luck when i get an email saying i got into uni
>wtf
>get to school
>ohfuck
>get my results and ask to go to different room bc autistic and might have a biblical breakdown
>force poor sibling to open my paper
>one grade below first choice uni
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fuck anons i was zonked out on fluvoxamine and wasnt really thinking straight and cut my forearm out of curiosity shshfhdjsjsjsjshdhdhd

Anyone else have a sleeping disorder?
I have narcolepsy.
It's kind of funny to me because I've love Yume Nikki since I was like 12, and even though I've grown up, and it's been years, and it's faded into the back of my mind, it's always been important to me.
And then a couple years ago, I started sleeping more and more to the point that I just conk out without warning, and now this week I finally got a diagnosis.
Who else here /sleepdisorder/?
Share your involuntary dreamer stories

The 4400 is just a shitty version of Jojo. I don't know whether you heard of the 4400, here's a summary: 4400 people are abducted by aliens over varying points of history. All of them are returned to earth at the same time and they're all the same age as when they were abducted. When they land they have special powers for some reason. Every person has a unique power that is somewhat reflective of their personality. The show itself follows a special police force made to monitor the 440 and apprehend any of them if they cause trouble. The show starts of being episodic with them finding and arresting various dangerous 4400 members. Shit starts to get more convoluted when scientists figure out that the powers are caused by some green ooze and if people inject that into them self they can either develop powers or die. Somehow this green ooze start being distributed illegally. The police team now also has to combat any person who developed powers and uses them for criminal actives. All of the powers are kind of dull like making people do what you want, or killing people around you when you get stressed, or never forgetting anything. Nothing very interesting. People don't use them in creative ways. The story gets more and more convoluted with time travel and mind control and eventually some guy gets the power to make the people around him either die or also get powers and the whole thing becomes a massive cluster fuck that didn't even get a proper conclusion because it got cancelled. Has anybody else watched this train wreck?