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The other thread has been in auto-sage for some time now, so it was about time someone made a new one.

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I've been reconsidering my life. They always tell you that as you grow up things get easier since you mature and bloom into a normal human being… but I've been pondering whether people only pretend to have their lives in control only to not lose their shit about it. I mean, yeah, I don't think everybody hates their lives, but I'm sure everybody gets chocked by the pressure once in a while. The question is, what happens when your life is constant chocking? Or rather, can you go on with your live as you're chocked every second? Some years ago I remember looking at people and feeling completely distant, and knowing that one day I'd merge with the multitude. Now that it's happening, I almost can feel my old self there looking at me from outside the crowd. It's been pretty surreal. My life isn't bad in on itself, but I feel I can't fit, and no matter what I do it's never enough. I don't know, I've had this idea that I'm broken somehow, and it's been my justification for so long. If I can't be fixed, why bother?

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That is another reason why few people collect on Lifetime Guarantees - laziness or forgetfulness. You have an old hat and it gets grungy - you throw it out without thinking about it. You forgot about the lifetime guarantee, or it seems like too much hassle to pack up the hat and ship it to Canada (as I did with Mr. See's hat). So you go out and buy a new hat. Statistically, few people collect on these deals, mostly because they don't bother to ask.

One reason why stores request a driver's license when you return something is so they can track who is returning. Amazon does this as well and "bans" users who buy things and then return them. People were actually buying wedding dresses, getting married, and then returning them when done. Saves the bride a couple of grand, but costs Amazon (or the seller) the same amount - no one will pay top dollar for a used wedding dress.

So when Walmart asks me for a driver's license, it is to track how many times I return things. If I become a serial returner, well, they will suspect something is up and ban me as well.

I recounted before how I was at a Lowe's once, and this crackhead lady wanted to return a $200 faucet (why are faucets so freaking expensive, anyway? Subject for a new posting, as I will need new faucets shortly). They were just starting to put RFID chips in the high-value products and the guy at the return desk told the lady she couldn't return the item because their inventory control system showed the item as being on the shelf. RFID chips can not only detect when an item is carried out without paying, but attach individual serial numbers to products, so as to identify stolen goods.

The guy was flat-out calling the lady a thief, without saying so. She tried to argue, but finally realized what he was saying. And when the clerk made noises about the police, she left the store.

Stolen goods are another source of "returns" as well, which is, unfortunately, another reason why these "lifetime guarantees" are fading from the scene.

So, "Lifetime Guarantees" may become a thing of the past - or are becoming a thing of the past, as, over time, every company that offers them, accumulates more and more liability for every product they sell. Eventually, it could bankrupt the company. So save those receipts - companies are being more strict with these guarantees - if they offer them at all.


A friend of mine like to go to garage sales and then give away what they bought. So I get all these tea towels, which we use in the kitchen in place of paper towels (for many uses - we still have paper towels around for certain things). It is nice she gives us these, but it is funny how many of them are seasonal - Christmas, Easter, Halloween, even Valentine's Day.


it funny how i keep telling myself ill feel better after x or y happens, especially when those things are usually so unlikely to happen, yet when they do happen i feel the same as always.

whether i get what i want or i get nothing im simply unable to differentiate the two emotionally anymore


wish I had a soul. my mind is a mess of unprocessed contradictory thoughts and beliefs because I've done nothing but lurk and leech during the few years I've been on the internet. i've spent so much time being a soulless follower drone, a pathological liar, overtly self-destructive, and doing mindless repetitive things - and while it used to feel nice to blame my shitty life, family and lack of internet access for all that wasted time, i can't move past the fact i actually did all that and didn't cope in some way that would at least afford me a soul and at least one place to belong.


everyone has a soul

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So let's continue with Subetenosei's bull
So everything started with this 全てあなたの所為です。 we found their videos named . .. and such, then we found 全ての所為です。 (aka, subetenosei on twitter), which they have like, 5 videos in reference at the first guy, some weaks later they deleted their videos and uploaded other ones that were kinda weird
Some japanese guys we found on this speculate that this is koronba or somebody who is really familiar with his work, also we have almost all of their videos saved (we are only missing three at the moment, now we are really carefull with everything they upload)
全てあなたの所為です。 videos are this:

Subetenosei videos (that are not deleted/on private at the moment i'm posting this)

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welp, now we need the lyrics

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You don't. This uses you.

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Happy halloween uboachan! :)
Here's to another 200 zillion years


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Happy best day of the year to my sekrit club


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Happy pomkins to you all


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Spooky tidings to all

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Some as the old paradigm



Nothing ever changes…

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Watching Spy x Family while eating pan au chocolat. Delicious.
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Friends Day
Also, fix the laptop…


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yarer, vai ytoma no9c uvu cu[
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¿Por qué hay bean en mi ubuu?


La gatta frettolosa ha fatto i gattini ciechi.
Al povero mancano tante cose, all’avaro tutte.
Chi non va non vede, chi non vede non sa e chi non sa se lo prende sempre in culo.


¿Qué Pasa?


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cuando no hay? es ubuu
calabaza, osea parece que este halloween va a ser medio emocionante otra vez al fin


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le pones dulce de leche a las tortafritas que grasa que sos mogolico te vas a morir de tuberculosis

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I constantly hear voices in my head telling me to face challenges that I perceive to be challenging. The majority of these activities are quite simple, but this one was particularly interesting.
Although the test itself was very simple, there were some delicate subjects covered by the wager. The bet was that if I won, my waifu would be entirely a pure virgin and would not die in the manga,As the Manga leaves her fate undetermined.
I took the bet, but I'm not sure if I succeeded. I merely feel empty and always fear that my love for her has soured. Sometimes I try to outdo the voices, but I feel like every time I fail the challenge, my love fades away for her.

I am terrified of these thoughts, and the voices have destroyed my feelings for her.

I genuinely hope that my thoughts have no bearing on reality, that they can be changed, or that my magical thinking related to my autism and schizophrenia is the only thing affecting my love for her.

Does anyone here have a similar problem to me What are the solutions?


Can you elaborate on the challenge and what the manga is? Also source for the pic?


the challenges were mostly simple such as not sleeping during daytime or not eating for a day
i did win some of them but also lost some of them


look up and Uru Okabe and you will find it


seek help from a trained medical professional

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Tell me about interesting things that happened when you were in school. In elementary there was this one kid who was always swearing and making dirty jokes. He one time asked a bunch of other kids if they would rather watch their parents have sex one thousand times or join them one time.
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the only interesting thing that happened to me in 12 years of my school life was in 8th grade when i used to sneak out of school with my best friend and go to 7/11, buy lots of snacks and sell them for a profit. i bought my first runescape membership this way. we felt like kingpins of the school until a teacher found out and threathened us with summer school. we were dumb kids so we thought we actually would get summer school even though no one else knew and she just didn't want to get in trouble for not being on her post in lunch break


i have a few, here's one that i remember most.

it's kinda dark, but when i was in 7th grade i had a math teacher that everyone liked. he was this large bald guy who casually used (very) vulgar language and made very inappropriate jokes all the time. he'd also tell stories about when he was a bouncer. it was all for comedic effect, he was something else.

one day, near the start of summer he disappeared. we had a substitute teacher every day, and basically just watched movies each time. eventually students were concerned about where he went.

later they would get their answer, over the intercom there would be an announcement mourning his death. the announcement was brief and it felt like the whole story wasn't being told.

eventually word would get out that he had sex with a student (8th grader!) and killed himself. he was found under a bridge hung by an electrical cord.

unfortunately the news article doesn't seem to exist anymore. the best can find are a blog post mentioning it and an obituary.


Bad reputation can sink a school; no wonder the preference is to just NOT discuss it.


Explain in more detail please…


>in elementary school
>be retarded
>constantly causing problems and struggling
>new school year
>get amazing teacher
>eventually coddles my retardation into straight A's
>teacher's best friend goes missing
>teacher's best friend is later found… in various garbage bags
>occasional breakdowns mid-class ensue

I've got a lot actually, far too many centering around me though… Here's another I sometimes think about which is semi-school related:

>in elementary school

>school houses one particularly special student
>student has numerous problems resulting from severe childhood injuries
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tostuje na martwym


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