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Anonymous 02/16/17 (Thu) 06:47:53 No.17034 [Reply]

Tell me about interesting things that happened when you were in school. In elementary there was this one kid who was always swearing and making dirty jokes. He one time asked a bunch of other kids if they would rather watch their parents have sex one thousand times or join them one time.

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Anonymous 10/08/22 (Sat) 02:41:00 No.22995

>in elementary school
>be retarded
>constantly causing problems and struggling
>new school year
>get amazing teacher
>eventually coddles my retardation into straight A's
>teacher's best friend goes missing
>teacher's best friend is later found… in various garbage bags
>occasional breakdowns mid-class ensue

I've got a lot actually, far too many centering around me though… Here's another I sometimes think about which is semi-school related:

>in elementary school
>school houses one particularly special student
>student has numerous problems resulting from severe childhood injuries
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Anonymous 11/17/23 (Fri) 09:08:26 No.24585

>>22995
perils of fatherless families…

Anonymous 11/17/23 (Fri) 10:49:48 No.24587

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went to an all girls school that wanted to be a private school so so bad. once watched a fight between two 13 year olds where one of them kicked a languages teachers head. Another one I saw had a girls religious headwear get torn off. I had to go to a physics test just after that which was fun. all of this and they still try to make their image look all nice and fancy, it’s pretty funny. I left a while ago but I still get updates and it seems they’re still somewhat down the shitter. deserved honestly I hated that place.

Anonymous 11/17/23 (Fri) 16:05:43 No.24588

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>Go to school
>Never had girlfriend
>Graduate

Anonymous 11/17/23 (Fri) 22:15:55 No.24591

for some fucking reason in like second grade i had a phase where i was like the horniest 7 year old in the world. i was making out with girls in the bathroom and humping on boys to the point where i got in trouble? something along those lines but all i can kind remember is that i was basically dragged into the classroom during lunch and asked by my young stacy teacher “what is love? :)” to which i couldnt answer because i was fucking 7. i guess she told me to stop being a little slut and then i was afraid of anything remotely sexual until i finally jacked off for the first time at 16

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Anonymous 11/09/23 (Thu) 13:29:22 No.24512 [Reply]

serve trash and juice
a dress these mats now

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Anonymous 11/09/23 (Thu) 17:15:43 No.24517

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>>24516
Yes it's me Britney how can I help you my friend

Anonymous 11/09/23 (Thu) 17:31:46 No.24518

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>>24517
can you help lick the cake frosting off my face? almost got in my eye…

Anonymous 11/09/23 (Thu) 17:35:31 No.24519

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>>24518
No because you dared to post AI art. This thread is about butt-man.

Anonymous 11/09/23 (Thu) 17:43:07 No.24520

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>>24519

Anonymous 11/10/23 (Fri) 16:36:34 No.24545

We don't need to waste any more words on him, just report his threads when you see them and be done with it.

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Random webms Anonymous 10/11/16 (Tue) 06:50:18 No.16397 [Reply][Last 50 Posts]

Post em'

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Anonymous 08/30/23 (Wed) 02:21:57 No.23966

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Vtuber handle

Anonymous 09/03/23 (Sun) 02:01:26 No.23983

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Can this site take mp4 files?

Anonymous 11/07/23 (Tue) 04:12:20 No.24478

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I wish this site took MP4. It takes a long while reencoding stuff to VP8.

Anonymous 11/07/23 (Tue) 04:14:34 No.24479

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Anonymous 11/09/23 (Thu) 02:23:03 No.24509

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take a depressing picture leave a depressing picture Anonymous 11/04/23 (Sat) 08:14:59 No.24442 [Reply]

anything that itself is depressing or has the context of something depressing

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Anonymous 11/07/23 (Tue) 07:39:14 No.24486

>>24484
Why are these images depressing to you?

Anonymous 11/07/23 (Tue) 07:58:53 No.24487

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>>24486
its art for a band called watashi no koko, the eyepatch girl is the personification of the vocaloid they use (the same one in the webm i posted), and in every song she's singing about things like suicide or praying to god
the other two images without the eyepatch girl dont really look happy either

Anonymous 11/07/23 (Tue) 17:28:56 No.24497

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Anonymous 11/07/23 (Tue) 19:17:09 No.24498

>>24497
whats the context of the image on the left

Anonymous 11/07/23 (Tue) 21:11:25 No.24499

>>24498
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FaoVpVXcZsA

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Anonymous 11/03/23 (Fri) 12:51:15 No.24431 [Reply]

So uboa explain this to me, why are we creating virtual prison worlds for lower beings? Is this still about the pursuit of knowledge? Or is it some kind of a cosmic play of abstract intelligence already exploiting the less intelligent ones even without being artificial? Do yu think they are doing this to humans in China? So much to "learn" by throwing sentient beings into a matrix-precursor!

https://phys.org/news/2023-11-rats.html

Anonymous 11/03/23 (Fri) 13:12:15 No.24432

For the anons that don't want to click on links:
>Headline: Rats have an imagination, new research finds

>A team from the Lee and Harris labs developed a novel system combining virtual reality and a brain-machine interface to probe a rat's inner thoughts.

>They found that, like humans, animals can think about places and objects that aren't right in front of them, using their thoughts to imagine walking to a location or moving a remote object to a specific spot.

>The project began nine years ago when Lai arrived at Janelia as a graduate student with an idea to test whether an animal could think.
>the labs worked to develop a system to understand what animals are thinking, a real-time "thought detector" that could measure neural activity and translate what it meant.

>Once they developed their system, the researchers had to create the "thought dictionary" that would allow them to decode the rat's brain signals. This dictionary compiles what activity patterns look like when the rat experiences something—in this case, places in the VR arena.

>In the second task, the "Jedi" task, the rat moves an object to a location by thoughts alone. The rat is fixed in a virtual place but "moves" an object to a goal in the VR space by controlling its hippocampal activity. […] The researchers then changed the location of the goal, requiring the animal to produce activity patterns associated with the new location.

>The team found that rats can precisely and flexibly control their hippocampal activity, in the same way humans likely do.
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Anonymous 11/03/23 (Fri) 13:17:54 No.24433

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Also, this is just a pet peeve of mine, but please don't like to a website that wants to tell me the "consequences" of using "Enhanced Tracking Protection". You're not getting my infos. Thanks for reminding me to re-enable NoScript.

Anonymous 11/03/23 (Fri) 14:19:32 No.24434

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>>24433
Zero clue why do you get that, works for me with NoScript + like 10 other extensions.

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the last stretch Anonymous 06/06/22 (Mon) 16:57:27 No.22637 [Reply]

blegh

im halfway through my end of year, life defining exams and its so exhausting, especially since all of them are over 3 hours long (essay subjects)
i have three more to go, two this week. Just wanna ask, if anyone else here's been through that, how'd you all cope?
im personally going for the 'pretend its not as bad and distract myself constantly' method but i nearly threw up on the bus home and there's only so many times i can 100% psychonauts 2 before raz's voice becomes an integral part of my psyche

Anonymous 06/07/22 (Tue) 18:08:47 No.22639

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>if anyone else here's been through that, how'd you all cope?
dropping out

obviously can't offer any advice but good luck with your exams anon, i believe in you!

Anonymous 06/07/22 (Tue) 20:19:32 No.22640

>>22637
I'd sit down to cram through my essay, and every time my brain froze up and words stopped coming out for too long I would take a walk outside to refresh. I found it easiest to write essays in the early morning when I've just woke up.

Anonymous 10/18/23 (Wed) 21:31:15 No.24290

i hope you did well op, but when i have to write essays i usually just get drunk and come up with a bunch of ideas then string it together later.
for math tests, i just binge study guides.
this combined with a bit of luck, gave me a 4.0 gpa

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Anonymous 10/10/23 (Tue) 02:43:37 No.24216 [Reply]

I really should not be here, this pc has become a glowing hotspot for some reason (i.e "friends" and "family"), Zuc doesn't want me to delete my meta account and google is fucking mad at me for some reason, also someone has become obsessed with me and does whatever is in its power to sabotage my efforts to live my life outside the machine, they literally had to take away my body just so they could delude themselves into believing that i can still feel fear after all the shit they have put me through. honestly i can't even enjoy my books because some subhumans that work printing books keep changing the words to include personal data of people i don't even know, this is a ridiculous psyop to try and make me into some kind of shooter i tell ya, also i am now working and having my own salary but i don't really enjoy buying anything nor saving money like i used to, i can't even enjoy food, work, study or anything else for that matter, i guess sexy women are still relevant for me somehow but i see in them nothing but sadness behind their glittery personas.

Anonymous 10/11/23 (Wed) 13:08:17 No.24222

dude chill the fuck out man

Anonymous 10/18/23 (Wed) 08:48:23 No.24280

Relax or the stress will kill you, man.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X5dBdlZTvRY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FcjDzi3ghtM

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Anonymous 01/07/22 (Fri) 22:09:05 No.22289 [Reply]

what went wrong?

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Anonymous 04/21/23 (Fri) 06:04:15 No.23449

Taylor Swift came out with a shitty album titled '1989'. Which made it such that you could not search for the year '1989' without getting info on her bullshit album.

Anonymous 04/21/23 (Fri) 16:58:25 No.23451

>>23449
Fucking kill yourself. /srs

Anonymous 04/22/23 (Sat) 06:26:32 No.23453

>>23451
Another offender is George Orwell, and his piece of shit novel, 1984.

Anonymous 09/29/23 (Fri) 12:39:10 No.24172

>>23453
The Who?

Anonymous 10/17/23 (Tue) 07:29:51 No.24259

>>24172
Yes.
https://youtu.be/SVOuYquXuuc

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Anonymous 10/31/14 (Fri) 21:37:14 No.11656 [Reply]

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEY YOU GUYS

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Anonymous 03/15/17 (Wed) 07:04:28 No.17245

back when i saw the gooonies

Anonymous 06/21/17 (Wed) 16:23:16 No.17634

Last I heard y'all niggas was havin' sex, with the SAME sex.

Anonymous 05/10/18 (Thu) 07:02:41 No.18847

gotta strange magic

Anonymous 10/02/23 (Mon) 19:11:52 No.24191

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Anonymous 10/17/23 (Tue) 07:27:40 No.24258

>>24191
where are the mushrooms?

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Anonymous 10/10/23 (Tue) 19:12:04 No.24219 [Reply]

Dear professionals, how could I make this look more YN-like? Sincerely: Me

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Anonymous 10/12/23 (Thu) 10:08:14 No.24228

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>>24220
>>24225
Dear professional uboachan users, thank you for the comments. I don't want to be blamed for Advertising so I hid something on this image. Sincerely: Me

Anonymous 10/12/23 (Thu) 10:18:11 No.24229

Dear anon, I am not a professional but I can try

The biggest thing that makes up something that is YN-like is atmosphere in my opinion. Stuff like the music and the lighting and the mad shit that happens, it’s what made LSD dream emu so great as well. What you have is really good, I love the look and the isometric style is something I’ve not seen too much of. If you want more YN-like vibes, it’s more in the music and the events. You’ll do great!

Anonymous 10/12/23 (Thu) 13:20:11 No.24231

>>24229
Dear not professional uboachan user, thank you I will focus on events and music. Sincerely, you know who (Me)

Anonymous 10/15/23 (Sun) 01:21:33 No.24243

I've played this before, you didn't make this

Anonymous 10/15/23 (Sun) 05:22:30 No.24245

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>>24243
That's correct, I only made the CSS theme and some other things/changes. Sorry for any confusion, never intended to imply I made the game itself. Sincerely: Me

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