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yarer, vai ytoma no9c uvu cu[
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¿Por qué hay bean en mi ubuu?


La gatta frettolosa ha fatto i gattini ciechi.
Al povero mancano tante cose, all’avaro tutte.
Chi non va non vede, chi non vede non sa e chi non sa se lo prende sempre in culo.


¿Qué Pasa?


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cuando no hay? es ubuu
calabaza, osea parece que este halloween va a ser medio emocionante otra vez al fin


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le pones dulce de leche a las tortafritas que grasa que sos mogolico te vas a morir de tuberculosis

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Tell me about interesting things that happened when you were in school. In elementary there was this one kid who was always swearing and making dirty jokes. He one time asked a bunch of other kids if they would rather watch their parents have sex one thousand times or join them one time.
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the only interesting thing that happened to me in 12 years of my school life was in 8th grade when i used to sneak out of school with my best friend and go to 7/11, buy lots of snacks and sell them for a profit. i bought my first runescape membership this way. we felt like kingpins of the school until a teacher found out and threathened us with summer school. we were dumb kids so we thought we actually would get summer school even though no one else knew and she just didn't want to get in trouble for not being on her post in lunch break


i have a few, here's one that i remember most.

it's kinda dark, but when i was in 7th grade i had a math teacher that everyone liked. he was this large bald guy who casually used (very) vulgar language and made very inappropriate jokes all the time. he'd also tell stories about when he was a bouncer. it was all for comedic effect, he was something else.

one day, near the start of summer he disappeared. we had a substitute teacher every day, and basically just watched movies each time. eventually students were concerned about where he went.

later they would get their answer, over the intercom there would be an announcement mourning his death. the announcement was brief and it felt like the whole story wasn't being told.

eventually word would get out that he had sex with a student (8th grader!) and killed himself. he was found under a bridge hung by an electrical cord.

unfortunately the news article doesn't seem to exist anymore. the best can find are a blog post mentioning it and an obituary.


Bad reputation can sink a school; no wonder the preference is to just NOT discuss it.


Explain in more detail please…


>in elementary school
>be retarded
>constantly causing problems and struggling
>new school year
>get amazing teacher
>eventually coddles my retardation into straight A's
>teacher's best friend goes missing
>teacher's best friend is later found… in various garbage bags
>occasional breakdowns mid-class ensue

I've got a lot actually, far too many centering around me though… Here's another I sometimes think about which is semi-school related:

>in elementary school

>school houses one particularly special student
>student has numerous problems resulting from severe childhood injuries
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tostuje na martwym


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It's that time of year again everybody

It is September
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Nothing good ever happens to me in September, my life always gets worse and I decay mentally. I sometimes wish to just sleep through the whole month.


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now that green day song makes sense

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These boards are still active? Color me surprised.
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10 years of lurking…


I lurk while listening to music
♩ ♪ ♫ ♬


we’re still around, every so often. It’s quiet and relaxed, not too much risk of getting flooded. I prefer quieter sites because you know the people that still use it are reliable


Idling quietly is preferred here.


Tanks a lot.

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What piece of fiction best portrays the life you want to live?
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Pocket of apocalypse I can leave any time, life is nothing but camping and shooting guns.
>Spice and Wolf
I love the beauty it portrays in its world and "pagan" creatures still walk among man.


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I recently been having recurring fantasies of being in the world of girls last tour, I think it started after I started listening to more Егор Летов.


I've been having those on and off since I first saw it.

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Post your love stories uboachan, textwalls allowed. Both successes and failures are encouraged.
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I need a gf….


Have you ever thought you loved someone, and then your relationship failed for whatever reason, and some time later you fall in love with someone else, and realize that your previous love was just a make-believe love, a childish imitation that you mistook for the real thing––an honest mistake, because you had never felt the real thing before? And yet you still feel a little embarrassed that you thought something so shallow could really be love, that love was simple and weightless, like a single pop song played on repeat until you die. It’s only when you hear the rest of the album that you realize love is so much better than that one hit single, that it’s got moods and movements, sounds that you’ve never heard before, melodies you never thought you would like, but you do, and now they’re stuck in your head. It’s good in a way you didn’t know something could be good.

Imagine getting stuck in that first relationship forever. When it goes bad—and relationships like that always go bad eventually—you simply can’t separate, for whatever reason. You become one of those couples that doesn’t actually seem like they love each other. When you make fun of one another, it sounds like you really mean it. You go on lots of business trips because you don’t have much fun being around your spouse. You get cynical about love and you scoff at every love story and love song because that’s not really what it’s like. Nobody ever actually feels deep, abiding pleasure in another human being, you think, at least not for long.

Or, if you’ve never felt a love like that—imagine that the biggest body of water you’ve ever seen is a dinky little pond and you think, “Yep, that’s about as much water as there can be! There’s nothing deeper or wider than this. Seeing water that stretches onward to the horizon, water that can turn into tidal waves, water that hides giant whales and creatures that have never seen the sun, that’s just a bunch of tall tales.”

And maybe you can be happy sitting next to your pond, so long as you never see an ocean. Maybe when you meet people who tell you about the magnificent oceans they’ve seen, you figure they’re just exaggerating what it’s like to see a pond. “Ah yes, I remember seeing my first pond,” you chuckle. But somewhere deep in your brain, there’s a little twinge of doubt.

I think lots of people are stuck in that first relationship, stuck next to their tiny little pond, skeptical that anything greater exists. But it taPost too long. Click here to view the full text.


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Your purple prose has no focus, it almost reads like a bot post. How do you go from that projection to "dude capitalism lmao so dumb for being forced to work"?


Well my first gay experience happened like this:
I was about 50 yards or so up this path when I noticed a man standing off the side of the path apparently staring into the woods. As I got closer I realized his pants were down around his ankles and I could see his ass. Now, I'm straight but I have to say that it was a really nicely shaped ass for a man and I took notice. I figured maybe he was drunk and just peeing in the bushes, so I started to walk quieter so I wouldn't disturb him. But as I got closer I started hearing strange grunts and sucking sounds. I realized there was another man blowing him.
Now, I'm not gay but I slowed my pace down to watch. I slowed and approached the standing man from behind. His friend didn't take any notice as his eyes were tightly closed. I came right up behind the man standing so that I could have reached out and touched him. That's when I brought the cinder block down on his head, hard. He collapsed on top of his faggot friend and I quickly finished them both off. I rolled them into the bushes and finished my walk. That was only my first of many such gay encounters.


A friend of mine, who was adopted, and is quite successful and doesn't get drunk and maudlin about his adoptive status, decided to seek out his adoptive parents, which you can do, if you have money (which he does). They turned out to be two college students who had sex in college in the 1960's and had him. They didn't feel they could raise a baby, so they put him up for adoption.

They had since divorced and the birth Dad really wanted nothing to do with him, which I am sure hurt. But Dad had a new, new family, and wasn't even keen on visiting the kids from his first marriage, much less their first child they put up for adoption. His birth mother was a little more receptive, and his new siblings seemed pretty friendly. But there was no Hallmark homecoming - it was, in fact, awkward as be put it. And they haven't stayed in touch that much, in terms of spending holidays together or whatever. You meet someone after 40 years, what do you have in common, other than DNA? And the real truth is, we share 99.9% of our DNA with everyone else.

*sigh* Can't find love cos I don't love myself. Maybe. This is what adoption does to you…

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I'll miss ubuu when its finally gone for good.
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Make it look like Madotsuki


What you say?


You miss things when they are gone


UboaChan died in 1989.


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Hello, I have a phone case for I think an iPhone 7+ that was made by mistake. If you want it, I'll put it in an envelope and mail it to you.


apple sucks anon


Wait until iPhonw 14…

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What happened to 4chon? Can you post its old /new/ banners?

Asking for a friend
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Thanks for posting that
I'd love to have seen the Imageboard Terrorist's commentary, that sounds like a hoot. all that other shit was about various namefags and I don't remember any of them being very creative or interesting people, but that one guy trying to remain anonymous and still sticking out like a sore thumb sounds amusing.




For what purpose tho


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>like that 21year old manchild Smiley
What do you know about Smiley?

I'm just curious. I was a regular lurker and occasional poster on 8chan's /fringe/ board. Arguably, Smiley got me into the occult, and thus, ultimately led me to Catholicism and so, to me, Smiley is part of my conversion story. I knew Smiley was somewhat associated with "4chon" but I never knew what "4chon" was, other than some other chan. It's weird seeing Seitatsu's post about it. To me, it's like that moment with the Hubble Space Telescope where there was this speck of darkness that seemed insignificant, but when it was investigated, it was discovered to hold billions of galaxies or something. 4chon was its whole little world, and I just casually skipped over it.

So yeah, what do you know about Smiley? All I knew of him was people mocking him on his own board for being a schizophrenic Jew. He was also supposedly quite well-read in occult matters. I took his advice back in those days (2015?) that you shouldn't bother with anything but harnessing the will and doing the various kinds of meditation.

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