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New board for recovering NEETs and Ex-NEETs, and people with school/work/reintegration issues: Ex-NEET / Recovery

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Press ctrl+V. Whatever prints is what you post.

>EAT YOUR own ass

Ok then.
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On Death's Bloody Trail: Murder and the Art of Forensic Science


>Alt Chan Federation: A tale of multiple shills



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Here, since I broke the last one, sure, let's have one of these. Why not. You're probably going to make me regret it though, but I'm cautiously optimistic. Crash on the sofa and don't steal anything. No seisatsu.png.
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it's not an """altchan""". it's a group of 15 people who have been talking to each other in an imageboard format for over 10 years because they're too autistic to post without anonymity


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>If you try to stress over every little detail like that before opening your imageboard to the public, it'll never happen.

end users are your volunteer beta testers, allow them to abuse the system and find out what flaws need correction instead of sweating it over yourself. the history of aviation regulation involves letting people find new ways to kill themselves or people on the ground with airplane and then finding out what went wrong and writing a new rule to prevent it in the future and thats a good model to base any long term, ongoing project on.


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You're absolutely right, though what constitutes every little thing unfortunately varies wildly between someone like me and a Chad like you. For a relatively new example I just noticed .gif files of a certain size (the pair I tried were both over 2mb so I assume it's somewhere around there-others worked) aren't showing up despite the max upload being 10mb~ by default. Ostensibly basic stuff, if it hasn't already, is going to JUST frick my sh*t up.

Nonetheless, the site (https://www.4chon.me) is now "open" in this WIP state, and I'm going to mess around with a test board to try and figure stuff out like I probably should have been doing days ago I suppose.


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thibitythibitythat's all, folks!
Good luck and goodbye. Do your best to maintain your new boards.

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Don't be fooled by the calendar. There are only as many days in the year as you make use of


what if you use the Gregorian calendar?

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What’s wrong with jerking off? It keeps me from spending too much time focusing on attracting the opposite sex.
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if you think about it, you've touched dick more than you've touchd pussy.


G-d I want to slap Raven's non-canonically large tiddies around with my bulbous, egg-shaped forehead


Nothing, as long as it doesn't cause problems in your outside life. Without spending time with the opposite sex, you may not be as prepared to deal with such things as knowing when you're being cucked, knowing when to put your foot down gently, when to back off, etc.

That may only pose a problem if you want to have a meaningful relationship one day, however.

For me - and for myself only - I do actually notice an abnormally sour mood in the days following a fap. This is entirely anecdotal, and yet whether it is correlation or causation is entirely irrelevant. Masturbation is not just a cause of "x", it is also a symptom of "y".

So, in short, nothing, inherently.


Can you explain it better anon, it just comes off as jargon to me.


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>White Children
>Race-based ideology
Wtf, you’re thinking of nazis, white nationalists, or white supremacists rather than Christians. A large number of Christians aren’t white, and some of the most Christian countries in the world are in South America which isn’t considered white. It sounds like you’re mixing up two very different ideologies based on random stereotypes of anything remotely “traditional” or socially conservative.

Christianity doesn’t say anything about race or preserving some genetic lineage. Christianity does say that lust is a sin and so is fornication or having sex without trying to have a child (definitely includes sodomy, and most likely includes protected sex.) I think one of the main reasons they are sins is because they can definitely affect people’s judgement and convince people to act in an immoral way just so they can feel good. Also, Jesus did say that looking at a woman in a lustful way is a sin and can be also be considered adultery so watching porn or checking out girls is probably considered a sin if you are a Christian.

I don’t think it’s that big of a deal. I do notice I tend to focus and sleep better if I haven’t fapped in a couple days. There also might be some sort of hormonal benefits.

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>girl at work grabs me by the shoulders and always fixes my uniform's collar when she sees it out of place
>roomate and her friend comment about how delicately i eat
>women often ask if gey
>one girl tells me she reminds me of her younger brother
>other girls tell me they see me as a son
>always get called cute, never handsome
>all because i'm short, thin, and have a higher-pitched voice
Is there a cure to the sonzone?
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The entire reply felt like self-congratulatory fartsniffing tbh

the conclusion was basically "awww it's adorable that you're a retard who doesn't understand women, I'm so glad that I'm ENLIGHTENED."

Which does contrast nicely with "hypermaschuline dudes are just like that cause they're like that lol"

feels at least equally stifled and narrowminded but from the opposite direction and more arrogant


>/r9k/ wojak /soc/ thread like this
takes one to know one :^)


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Then who's right?


>replying to being called arrogant by being just condescending enough it comes off as polite while saging

you seem annoying regardless of the argument

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Dear STIsatsu,

     I'm uploading these classic 4chon.net banners for your use when you make the new /4chon/ board. As you already are aware, 4chon is a long established internet culture that is currently homeless due to aggressive mass censorship from the corporate world and in order to help preserve diversity of culture and thought on the internet it is imperative that 4chon have a new and reliable permanent home. Uboachan has been fantastically stable over years of tested performance, its a wonderful website with highly skilled technical backing and thats why it's been lucky enough to be picked at the new home for /4chon/.
Congratulations! All you have to do to convert on this fantastic opportunity for yourself is to whip out the mkdir and create the new /4chon/. So easy, its your lucky day! Before long the accolades and affection will be rolling in for you.


I actually want Uboachan to have nothing to do with 4chon in the long-term due to its alt-right leanings. The /ot/ refugee thread is a mercy, not an invitation. Please stop making new threads requesting a board. I'm sure one of you can whip something up; a server that could handle your whole userbase costs like $5/month. Uboachan isn't your home, it's a stop along the way which I've allowed you to use a thread in temporarily mostly out of a feeling of nostalgia and because I used to hang out with you guys. This is a fansite for a niche genre of artwork and indie games and the people who produce and enjoy them, and not a suitable permanent home for 4chon's userbase. You are free to use the refugee thread for planning your departure to a more suitable location. Collect your wits, plan something out, and move on, and don't make me regret letting you stay here for a while.

Any further 4chon-related new threads will be locked or deleted.

P.S. I will however be happy to offer hosting advice if it is requested in the refugee thread, in order to ease your transition. I've been doing this for a long time.

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It's that time of year again everybody

It is September
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is this 2017????


All right, time to go wake up Green Day, I'll see you all next year.


its time




Finally. Fucking heat waves are hopefully over now.

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Post random quotes you like.
Doesn't matter where it's from or if you know who originally said it. I'll start:

"People are always creeping towards death. so don't you think that we should celebrate our life as much as we can? But no matter what they do, the fact that they'll eventually die doesn't change. In the end, everyone dies…just like machines and other things. But they struggle through their lives. What would they be fine with leaving behind? The proof that they were here? But why would anyone want to leave behind that sort of thing? Isn't that just for self-satisfaction?"

Something interesting to note is this was said by an android.
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These were my candidates for my senior quote. I picked the first one

"The most dangerous way to lose time is not to spend it having fun, but to spend it doing fake work" - Paul Graham

"The oldest and strongest emotion of mankind is fear, and the oldest and strongest kind of fear is fear of the unknown." – H. P. Lovecraft

"Time's Up. Let's do this." - Leeroy Jenkins

"Aut Viam Inveniam Aut Faciam" "I shall either find a way or make one"

"A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects." - Robert A. Heinlein

"Problems cannot be solved by the same level of thinking that created them." - Albert Einstein

"Ball so hard" - Austin Do
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Did you pick that one because of the meaning intended on the original essay or because of some other way of viewing it? Either way, nice pick.

The last one looks to be from a good novel. Never thought about that situation in such emotional lens.

"Every society gets the kind of criminal it deserves."


"Nobody makes a greater mistake than he who does nothing because he could only do a little."


"sometimes you gotta die first, before you start living" -Crackho


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Here goes:

"Find what you love and let it kill you."

"Laugh, and the world laughs with you - weep, and you weep alone."

"Only fools engage in any sort of 'fair' combat."

"Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all of its pupils."

"There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy."

"He who has a why to live for can bear almost any how."

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this link is broken https://uboachan.net/4chon/
whats the eta on a fix?


The heat death of the universe.

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STI, I saw that you deleted that thread. You literally owe us a new 4chon board. When can we expect it?


Not deleted, just auto-saged for a while until it seemed that it wouldn't be the dumpster fire I was expecting. It'll bump now.


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