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 No.19224[Reply]

LET ME SEE YOUR WAR FACE!
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 No.19230

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War is for losers. Let me see your romping around in the flowers face!

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 No.19150[Reply]

hello Human Beings how are You doINg on This day in the YEAR Of ouR LOrd, 2018, 2018, not 2000, not 3000, in your lifes? Is you be having are many success or happenstance it luck being only until the………….. This is a practice writing the document. On this Day I write this Document and Tell the WOrld about my Grand Vision. My Grand Vision is incredibly, once of the best you'v ever seened. You don't even have to butter your butter your butter your butter your butter your images. I'm only have of an image. Ha Ha. That was a joke. LOL. I am the one who is having the laughter. I almost spell laughter incorrectly while I was typing it but I went back and I fixed it so not really because the chance itself was not that great since I went back andi fixed the errors, unebelively so you cannot parse a broken dog clocks twice a day unless he has not enough heads to meow in which case is he in danger of becomingg a mermaid??????? Only God can answer that question and on this day I leave You With this Strang Query: ""? Oh Ho Ho HO HO I bet you will not Figure Out That one……. merrily u will skip away and become one wit the elder gods n die, why come you don't it exists badly within ~~~~~~~

 No.19153

Making a test

 No.19154

Making a 2nd test



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 No.19151[Reply]

After years of research, this is a list of words I demand to be filtered and replaced with other words to adapt them to the reality of the community and its circles:

>Undertale—Meme Game

>Retro—Outdated/Ugly
>Recolor—Theft
>Indie—Unemployed
>Collab—Make the game for me
>RPG Maker—I can't code
>Pixel art—I can't draw
>Horror game—Puzzle game
>Gore—Soft gore/couple blood stains
>Fangame—Copy/Clone/Future abandonware
>Buy—Pirate
>MC—Self insert Mary Sue
>Ex Fangame—Tag exploit for sharing purposes
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 No.19152

Funny, but word filters can cause unnecessary confusion.

 No.19157

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This reminds me of a thread we had a while ago, which was funny and not gay.
>>>/sugg/3157



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 No.19138[Reply]

Have you ever wondered of rooster onomatopoeia? Because the English version of rooster crow is so utterly fake! Just compare the audio of crowing rooster https://freesound.org/people/Sclolex/sounds/324210/ and the "cock-a-doodle-doo". Neither English "cock-a-doodle-doo", nor German 'kikeriki' or Russian /kukarʲe'ku:/ manages to achieve the faintest semblance of rooster crow. The only language I've found that does at least the rhythm(prosody?) right is Turkish: ü-ürü-üüü /yʔyryʔyː/.
I believe that the most appropriate approximation would be ugh'q'ghyrr-lurh /ʔʌɦʔqəʔ'ɦy:rlʌə:h/ (all vowels glottal).
And what spelling would you suggest?
And why do Indo-European languages(And not only those: Japanese roosters go kokekokkō.) fail to convey actual rooster crows so badly? Any guesses?

 No.19140

>>19138
Languages are limited by the types of syllables within them. There is no use for people to be able to make the same noises as a rooster. You take what you already have and make an approximation.

 No.19141

People already change the pronunciation of loan words from human languages enough. You're expecting too much of them.

Now explain to me, why the hell does something like "kre-kre" or "ケロケロ" (kerokero) become "ribbit" in English?



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 No.19102[Reply]

Anyone know what to do about not being able to get into the Discord chat? I am new, and I'm sorry if that's why, but every time I use the "!join" command, It won't go through. Anyways, thanks in advance!
(The name's JD by the way, although my Discord should read TheKappyKaptain)
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>>19105
YOURE ALREADY HERE WELCOME TO R/yummydickdreams !
WANNA RP FOR SUM KARMA POINTS?>>19105

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>>19106
Upvoted

 No.19108

I hate all of you

 No.19111

Oof look at these fellas go! I hate

 No.19122

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Fuck you.



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 No.18722[Reply]

My mood depends a lot on the the weather, time of day and season.
Time of day
Early morning is my favorite; it makes me feel fresh and clean, especially during the Summer. Something about waking up before most people, when the air is crisp, makes me blissful. Sunset somehow always depresses me. The sun slowly dipping into an orange haze reminds me that the day is coming to a close and that time has passed. The changing of seasons has a similar effect on me, but a summer sunset always feels the worst. Once night arrives I feel fine.
Weather
I love cloudy weather because it masks the time of day. You don't feel the slow, ceaseless crawl of time when it always looks the same outside. I also love rain and every type of storm. Hurricanes, blizzards, typhoons, they're all exhilarating. Compared to the daily monotony, they feel like an event. Sometimes I like to fantasize about massive, four story tall floods.
Season
Fall feels melancholic. Seeing the world slowly decay into bareness isn't pretty to me; Halloween is great though. Winter makes me feel tired and sort of hallow. There's some nice things about it too. Spring kind of puts me in a panic. For whatever reason, when the temperature outside rises above a certain point, it makes my thoughts a bit hazy and erratic, this just becomes more intense in Summer.
How does weather affect you? Do you notice anything similar?
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 No.18968

>>18954
>i hate hot weather and live somewhere where it's constantly hot. hot weather makes me physically sick and i cant stand it but cant really do much about this situation because im a poorfag.
I feel you fam, same here, the constant heat and sunlight is just sickening. Where do you live?

 No.19015

>>18722
The hotter and drier, the better I feel. I love being at the beach or in the forest during a hot dry Australian summer day.

I used to get fairly bad seasonal affective depression, but that was when I was more depressed across the board. Now I'm just mildly annoyed when it's cold, dark, or wet.

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I wish I had the power to control the weather. My concentration and mood skyrocket once it rains softly and the cool air during the summer feels nice on top of this. It kinda reminds me of playing minecraft during the nights in the early 10s. I wish half of the summer days could be replaced with rain.

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I like late summer/early fall, when the sun is still caressing your cheeks on a clear day, but you can feel the warmth fading away with the next cloud. It's a very melancholic yet nice season with all that colorful and fragrant foliage.

In general I prefer rapid shifts in weather to long weeks of grey skies or brooding sunlight. So the change has mood lifting qualities for me.

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>>19120
That's pretty uncommon. The changing of seasons usually leads to more suicide and death overall. Old people have a hard time adjusting.



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 No.19109[Reply]

IT'S THE 4TH Of JULY DICKHEADS!!!!!!!
AMERICA HOOOOOOOOOOOOH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
How are you celebrating, broskis?

 No.19110

The fireworks outside my window are really loud. I was planning on going to sleep early today…

 No.19114

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Pew pew pew
We're not so american?

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>>19114
I feel bad for you then. You can't tap into my FREEDOM ENERGY.

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>>19117
Don't worry, I won't. I will just keep watching you down there from my zero.



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 No.19065[Reply]

Have you ever been into outdoorsy stuff? Either now, or at some point in your life, have you ever been into fishing or hiking or biking or camping, etc? I remember going on long hikes through the mountains and other trails with my dad. I always liked that feeling of adventure. Looking at abandoned houses, walking along-side roads, biking downhill the sidewalks of a busy bridge road, aimlessly wandering through densly wooded tunnels. The quiet of woods can really create an exciting tension. I'd like to do that more often.
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 No.19095

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>>19092
Pepper spray can be useful, but there's a lot of good options that you should have regardless. Lots of tools can actually be very useful for self-defense. A box cutter is very good at slashing arteries and making deep cuts, but you wouldn't want to stab with one. If you do decide to take a knife and ever have to stab somebody, a good tip is twisting the knife as you take it out. This causes a lot more damage than a regular stab wound. A small, but powerful electric torch is both very useful on its own, and capable of blinding people in daylight. Even a sturdy screwdriver or big hammer can be effective. A steel umbrella with a pointed tip is also great. After you use pepper spray, what are you going to do?
I forgot to mention this in the first post, but you might want to bring a windproof lighter.
I talked to a Russian I know about this and they said if you ever wanted to do something like this over there, you would need to know the language fluently and be very cautious becuase there might be guys around every corner waiting to kill some tourist and take their stuff.

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Some of my favorite childhood memories are going down to the creek with my sister and catching frogs. Although there's nothing like that around where I live now. Still, I like to go on 3 AM walks, it's nice and quiet and cool and the streets are empty, never really got any trouble from anyone except skunks and cops at that hour.

 No.19097

>>19095
And i can tell you that's bullshit. I've been to russia and lived among russians and can tell you most of them talk like they're tough shit and big men

 No.19099

>>19097
A women told me that. There's a difference between living there and roaming around the woods and places with not a lot of people.

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Weirdly enough, it seems like a lot of loners/weirdos (like me) are into cycling. I guess something about being alone with the constantly changing, often cool scenery is attractive to those kinds of people. There aren't too many abandoned buildings near where I live unfortunately, but there are some pretty cool areas that I like to take photos of.



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 No.19038[Reply]

What happened to 4chon? Can you post its old /new/ banners?

Asking for a friend
https://kohlchan.net/int/res/121806.html
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 No.19045

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>>19041
Thanks, I remember trying to convince sti to shut down 4chon by explaining he was running an Israeli honeypot by creating an army of anti-semites (consisting of teen boys with autism and other mental disorders) which would spam mainstream sites with "KIKE!" thereby alienating anyone sane and give the ADL a reason to exist and reinvigorate them with donations. Sti closed the site less than a day later. Frankly a few years too late to save a lot of nuts who had their lives ruined by /new/, like that 21year old manchild Smiley or that Rockerz88 guy from the UK who wound up in prison for murder.

 No.19046

>>19045
>seisatsu and ferus had a gay orgy with a tranny
Wait, what?

 No.19048

>>19042
I haven't actually been there, and I'm not really interested either.

>>19046
It's even more complicated and outlandish than it sounds and most of the documents are still classified. Try not to think about it too much.

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 No.19100

>>19045
Thanks for posting that
I'd love to have seen the Imageboard Terrorist's commentary, that sounds like a hoot. all that other shit was about various namefags and I don't remember any of them being very creative or interesting people, but that one guy trying to remain anonymous and still sticking out like a sore thumb sounds amusing.



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 No.17604[Reply]

THEREMIN NIGGGGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRR
https://youtu.be/HoHa6Zj36p4
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