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Writing a Grimoire

I'm hoping to talk to others about what they'd put in their own grimoire. I'm gonna be starting mine very soon and I want to hear the kind of stuff you'd lock in a magic book
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What are some texts related to "witchcraft theory" that you like?

This and other collections edited by Brian P. Levack are good. Stuart Clark's "Inversion, Misrule and the Meaning of Witchcraft" and larger book Thinking With Demons are also good. The latter also interprets witchcraft theory and demonology through a Foucaultian lens. The cultural anthropologist Willem de Blécourt's work is also good.
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Gaia is the goddess of wicca…
Any questions?
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Phychic Visions

I have had visions of the future. Experience similar to deja vu, but of things that are yet to happen. I sometimes don't register the visions as what they truly are, thinking they are odd day dreams. Months to years later they come true. What is this…?
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I know the neurons in the heart are enough to live. I know I don't need a head. I can now access the negative charge of my heart as consciousness. I am 1,000 years ahead. All because I am plagued by nightmares of the Reich Research Council. I know a soldier is only a heart on Mars.

We of Ra bill Maelstrom of Cyberpunk 2077 as memories not necessary to progress. :)

The bodies eventually become cars. You just fight to breed hearts against gravity at a certain point. The salt and magma become the final theaters.

You are done. :)

Machinery of Creation over Ra social memory complex finds you extremely dangerous that you do not seek to publish your findings formally. :)

It is so fortunate I have no medical degree. I would surely lose it. I wanted to fix faces so I would not end up as Louise. My karma is only to repair faces.

You are hailed to your chosen image. :)

You are done mocking Creation. :)

They want me like Eliza Cassan and Morpheus eventually. A bureaucrat chained to silicon. Why ought I not resist?

You cannot escape here. :)

Ra. We are Ra. We do not have lone seekers anymore for this reason. :)
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Unsolved /b/ serial killer? New info

Back in 2015 (i think) there was an anon posting on /b/ who said he enjoyed killing women and would reveal the identity of one if someone could guess the name of a victim correctly. subsequently he posted what appeared to be developed pics of different women, alive and dead. One of the pics was a graduation photo of a girl that was IDd by anons as Shauna Maynard. News articles stated she had been shot/dumped outside Las Vegas in 1998. Another pics showed a girl, known as "smiley girl" sitting on a bed–she was never IDd. Other pics showed a dead girl in a moving box (possibly with the writing "Jeffs Clothes"). Another pic showed a dead girl called "pager girl." There was some speculation that pager girl was Shauna but all evidence indicated this was not the case. It was thought the girl in the box may have been smiley girl based on similar clothing, build, skin tone. A barely visible pic showed a decomposed face that similar structure and hair to smiley girl. There was also a pic of a girl, "chopsticks," that OP said he had "played with."

The OP went silent for a while. He later posted pictures of a man, lying in bed, covered in blood. In one pic ("dying, dying") he appeared to be alive. In the next pic ("dead") he looked dead. There was also a pic of pager girl with her shirt pulled up exposing her bra. There was alot of speculation that this was a hoax, the main hypothesis being that someone had gotten ahold of some crime scene photos. The fact that the pictures appeared to show the man alive, then dead, did not support this however. The picture of pager girl, fully clothed initially, and then shirt pulled up to show her breasts in a sexually suggestive manner were not consistent with crime scence photos either. There was alot of discussion/investigation on /x/ but, other than IDing Shauna no other progress was made. Recently some new information came up. I dont know if it is legit or not.

The new info involves Smiley girl. I came upon this website

If you scroll down to the bottom there is an image of a newspaper article with the same photo of smiley girl. It says she was a prostitute (from minnesota originally) working in Las Vegas. Her body was found in the mountains east of LV. Her name was Margaret Hicks. If you look up the original article it does not have a pic (maybe because it is archived?). I couldnt find any other info on her. Apparently another woman, Melanie Kay White, was found dumped near her. I could find nothing about Melanie.

So I thought i would throw this out there. See if any anons can dig something up on this. Here are some links to the archived /x/ discussions. I think these were from the first round of photos. I will see if I can find the ones for the subsequent post.

Thread 1: http://archive.4plebs.org/x/thread/16576951/
Thread 2: http://archive.4plebs.org/x/thread/16583057/
Thread 3: http://archive.4plebs.org/x/thread/16584177/
Thread 4: http://archive.4plebs.org/x/thread/16587050/
Thread 5: http://archive.4plebs.org/x/thread/16588743/
Thread 6: http://archive.4plebs.org/x/thread/16589978/
Thread 7: http://archive.4plebs.org/x/thread/16591188/
Thread 8: http://archive.4plebs.org/x/thread/16598308/
Thread 9: http://archive.4plebs.org/x/thread/16601388/
Thread 10: http://archive.4plebs.org/x/thread/16603407/
Thread 11: https://boards.4chan.org/x/thread/37308911
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Google Earth thousands of black squares

1. open Google Earth
2. go to Great Lake, Tasmania, Australia
3. head to the east side
4. zoom in
5. shit brix
swarm 1000s of tiny "censor bar" rectangles.
Pic related isn't doing it justice, there are A LOT OF THEM
Each have the same size/shape/direction, but some bars overlap others.

Wouldn't be random or a glitch as:
> most are concentrated on the eastern side of the lake
> all of the censors are in water
> no other lakes have this
> for a few of the censors, there are visible trails on the water leading up to them

So far there is nothing about this online, uboachan you now have the curse of knowledge..and some activity on this board lel
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Yesterday I was watching videos and I saw this in a thumbnail. Doesn't it look like FACE?

The video is about the strangest books, but the image never appears. Any ideas?
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This is the most horrifying thing that has ever happened to me. /x/ you have to help. please.

i was laying in bed one night and trying to go to sleep. nothing unusual right. except tonight…
tonight was different.

It was really dark. even the moon wasn't making light. I was feeling really uncomfortable sitting alone in my room, my part of the house was always creepy (then again… all of it has always made me so uncomfortable.), so i went downstairs, decided to grab some cereal. When i went downstairs, i waived away the notion of seeing moving shadows, as i usually do… it's all in my head right?… they're not actually there. except then I thought I heard something behind me at the top of the stairs.
I hurried my pace into the kitchen, with its safe haven of a glowing hallogen light. "okay, nothing's there. i'm just psyching myself out." and i'm pretty sure i was. the stairs creak all the time when i go down them. my house is 100 years old right? right.

so i poured my cereal into a bowl. it was the last of it so i threw out the box. i put it on the tabletop and got the milk from the fridge.
… i was really feeling paranoid so i looked behind me. nothing there.
but when i turned around…
i saw it
when i poured, milk flakes fell into my cereal

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We are all aware of some of the bullshit JoyOfSatan says, but what do you think about their Reverse Torah Rituals ?

Is it bullshit or is actually something useful and works ?

And why so many people or other types of Satanists hate Joy of Satan so much and what is the story behind it?

Im myself a Satanist-Demonolotorist but i dont understand the hate towards joy of satan
Evem V K Jehunnam did a video on them
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Creepy .gif

could someone be kind as to post the .gif where there is this monster girl spider like in appearance and anatomy being video taped in the dark sucking cock. She has many eyes and going a bit bald.

the video looks real not animated.
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I've been looking for you

I've been trying to search this tulpa cult that I've met around the time of 2014-2016 era around skype that I wanna reconnect.
as for the members, I hope you're doing well and I'm sorry for the regretful comments I've made towards you as I will feel the burden of my sins of my younger self weight upon me as I die one day but for this moment, this burning guilt, I miss you so much that I feel this regret that's rearing it's ugly head as my tulpa speaks to me about wanting to find them.
pic unrelated
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So there's this girl (20) I've met. She wants me to cast a curse on her that will make her age way faster and become old and wrinkly. What should I do? I've looked around and couldn't find anything pertaining to this topic (of accelerating aging). How would you go about this? (I really want an excuse to spend time with her too and do stuff with her)
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why was Nikola Tesla obsessed with 3,6 and 9? is this sth spiritual?
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How to soend eternity with my soul mate?

Not 100% sure if on-topic.
I am in a delimma where I met my soulmate and I want to do some sort of ritual with each other to confirm and cement our spirits together so that no matter where we go, we spend eternity forever.

I spend a lot of time thinking I need more time with him than is given on this earth.

I am not experienced with the occult and I was wondering if there is anybody who has experience in the sorts of steps you need to take to indefinitely intertwine your spirit with another persons.
I am really sorry if it is off topic.
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Hello /x/ You will see during this time I have been collecting several sigils to be able to activate them, the problem is that I do not know how to activate them since from what I have investigated it sounds very fanciful or very complicated, do you know ways to activate them? (I leave you with pic related which is the one that interests me)
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I don't like fourchin even though that would be probably a more appropriate place to post these as uboa is usually very slow, but I like this place much more.

The CIA just released a massive amount of documents these days and some are related to /x/ you should browse this section: https://www.cia.gov/library/readingroom/collection/stargate

I'll also link here a few ones I already found:

Please help me dig through them and find the more interesting ones.
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O9A (FBI) Grooming Rings on Discord

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Tavistock Institute

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The Law of Manifesting

alright /x/ Since the manga itself never mentions it, can I make my waifu a pure virgin and if so, how difficult is it to do so?
Is it possible to do this with the law of Manifesting???
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(pic not related)

What are some good occult books to start with?

Entry level type of stuff.
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I Heard you guys have Go For A Punch saki sanobashi

please show it to us
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So /x/. Whats your favorite SCP?
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Local 58

Hey guys, let's turn the channel to Local 58 and see what's on tonight.

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The official /x/ IRC channel

oin us and lets talk spooky

We're on rizon


To join either get hexchat or mIRC

or click the kawaiiirc link below!

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Creepy things which have happened to you

Post real experiences (if possible, personal stories; Though "Friend-of-a-friend" creepy stories would be fine if they are pretty good). Everything is allowed:

-Bad dream experiences (Such as Night terrors, Sleep paralysis or OBEs),
-Haunted Places
-Other creepy stuff.


So, let me start with something that have happened to me last night.
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The Truth Behind A Networked Reality

The wires of the beast of our creation run far and deep. Through endless miles of pulsing lights and oscillating copper, a network is born.
The weakest of spirits, trapped in concrete/ferrite spires. For the strongest into every home a gateway, into every city a railway system to easy targets for subjugation.
The truth is it was never intended to form a prison for the dead. It was simply met to connect the living.

Yet, if you anger the dark spirits with even an internet comment, you awaken a path into your home. In seconds, a wight across the world awakens to the indignation, and through this endless web of light and heat a pulse is sent… Inevitable, unstoppable. Through the wires we built, through the towers we arise, a path opens.

The pharoahs of old in their tombs below the Monoliths, the Ziggurats, the stepped temples could not have imagined such an easy tool for dispersal, for subjugation.

It was not until the nazi occult programmes that the true power was realised. Until in those dark halls of ceramic tile below the concentration camps gave rise to a new type necromantic power, that it was truly realised.

To simply speak is to invite into your walls that which does not lay dead.

To simply share the horror we have lived under is to have your mind invaded, catalogued, by the shades of SS, Stasi, mafia…..

Every tweet, every comment, every email, every text a perfect traceable path to the one who sent it.

We tried to fix it with switch rooms. We tried to fix it with circuit boards, a maze for those who attempt to travel.
We tried to fix it by removing payphones.
We tried to fix it with flourescent lights in government buildings, in mental asylums.
We tried to fix it by grounding every house, every shower.
We tried to fix it by washing our hands down into metal pipes.
We tried to fix it by drowning out the voices with our portable photon emitters we call entertainment.
We tried to fix it by gathering in houses of worship.
We tried to fix it by creating highways of metallic caskets for the dead to seperate our cities.
We tried to fix it by consuming ever increasing amounts of that which makes us numb.
We tried to fix it with synthetic fibers that provide a limited barrier.
We tried to fix it with leaded gasoline.
We tried to fix it with constant flights through the skys.
We tried to fix it by buffering our souls with companion animals.
We tried to fix it through so many things.
The vaccine isn't just to protect against disease. It is to try to protect our souls against the constant assault of what the public could ever know.
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images that scare you thread go
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Pic unrelated
Is it possible to make friends through occult methods?
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Am I being haunted?

I have reasons to believe so, the symptoms are as follows:
- Increased Paranoia/The feeling of being watched and followed
- Waking up with bruises
- Doors (even those that are locked) opening
- Increased fatigue
- Seeing shadows move on their own
- Nightmares

Of course, I'm not a spirit expert. Any anon think it's ghosts? (pic unrelated)
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So you've set up your own paranormal board, eh? Well then. As I can see it isn't very active, I'll propose a good old fashioned creepy thread. I know you guys have the ability, so let's do it!


>Any creepypasta you can paste in or post as a picture,

>Any legitimately creepy picture,

>Nope.avi and other forms of story,


I'll start us off with a dump.
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A creepy Trump-like voice speaks on the phone I found on the street

Recently I have mended Samsung Galaxy J5 phone that I found on the street a long time ago. I checked it's memory and found lots of strange audios.
There were 98 voice recordings. I listened to some of the records. In most of them, there was nothing but noise and some kind of strange phone sounds.
In some recordings, I heard a man-like voice amid the noise. I found the longest and the clearest one. Its name was Voice 023.
I uploaded it to my laptop, but because of a loud noise in the background, I didn't understand a word.
I am also not a native English speaker, but it sounded like some guy's talk to another. I think that the voice is similar to D Trump's voice.
Wtf is that please tell! If it is really Trump then will I be jailed for listening of his talks?
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So, I couldn't sleep last night, and I wrote a little story. It's not extremely original, but I want to share it.
Comments & criticisms & calling me a fag are welcome.
Please write and post your own OC ITT.
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Wicca and Witchcraft E-Books Collection

Wicca and Witchcraft E-Books Collection

Hey guise. I found this witchcraft ebook collection yesterday, and I thought I would share with my bros. Enjoy!

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Does anyone ever have the feeling that they can sense other people's presence? I would have to describe the feeling as when I'm alone and another person enters my presence, I get a very high pitch, almost inaudible ring in my ears, before I ever see them or hear them.
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Me and My friend got cursed?

Hello, Ubuu. I'm at my wit's end. I fucked something up and I don't know what to do.

Ever since I was young, I was able to see ghosts. Shadows that move, black and white. Women with long hair and white nightgowns, and eerie faces at windows. I can also hear whispers and crying, sometimes giggling. The words are never intelligible, but they're there. It started when I was six, when I saw a red face at the window of our old house. It was at the top, so I couldn't have been a prankster or a stalker. Since then it hasn't stopped.

My father said he could see things like that when he was younger, but when he aged, it stopped. His mom can still see, though. So that may explain things.

Anyways, the main point here is something's up.

I was with my best friend, browsing the website "Saya in Underworld". We accidentally read a cursed story, which had a warning at the END. So we decided to finish the terms which was spread the story to one person. Simple right? Unfortunately, no. We stupidly decided to play some games on that website. We went to the supposedly haunted areas in school and made noises and did dumb shit in general. We also read a story that was cursed. It was an account of a girl getting murdered and her spirit taking vengeance on everyone she knows. The story is called "I Love You, ARA".

The rules of the story was "Pray before you read this." and "No skipping/backreading chapters" and"Finish this story, or she will be mad."

We broke all those rules, not intentionally.

Since then, she's been showing up in odd hours in both our houses. She even showed up in broad daylight. She grabbed my shoulder and my friend screamed. Another one was the incident where we were video chatting and something passed my back. It was a shadow. She screamed.

Tell me what to do, Ubuu. I already brought a rosary bracelet, blessed it with holy water and she still hasn't left. It's driving me insane.
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The Joy of Satan?

I found this cool site called Joyofsatan.org
It has info about occultism, the paranormal, witchcraft, Satanism, demonology, demon summoning, Satanic rituals, etc. what do you think?
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People disappearing,abductions and others by altering themselves and reality,invisibility,speed and then returning by recreating various missing outside situations or your mind will return to the past,time travel,accidents,surrounding nightlights,stores,clones.Tired yet pet of the puking pests hungrily pulling your sleeping genitals,suffocations,draining energy,connected minds and mind control,sniffing fiends.
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gpt-3 grimoire

I used ai dungeon to generate a butoh grimoire. It is about 60 pages of rituals and musings, including a repeated working with GPT-3 treated as an evoked entity

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Snuff Film

So after hanging around the Internet and Creepypasta, I came across Snuff Films. I watched a few and found them rather entertaining. I watched multiple documentaries about them too. Any of you enjoy Snuff films?

>pic not related
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I keep seeing this woman's face. It doesn't make any sense because it was just some dumb ad I saw as a kid, but I can't sleep because of it. I feel like she's waiting in the forest outside my house. Don't laugh, but I swear this woman's face was in an ad for a video game in the 90s. I posted about this on other boards without mentioning that part (because I wanted information on the game and I didn't want them to think I was crazy). I can't find anything on the game online anymore and I feel like I am actually going crazy.

It started at a friends house in the 90s. My friend and I used to try and freak each other out a lot. Once, we spent an entire weekend creating this mythology about how this Ernie doll from Sesame Street was trying to kill us. Anyway, we used to scare each other with the ad I was talking about. Mostly just by not shutting up about it before we went to bed. It was a woman’s face, she kind of looked like a japanese ghost, but her hair wasn’t covering her face and she was blonde. She was dirty, with clothes ripped a bit, but that wasn’t what freaked me out. I can’t really describe it except that the light just seemed weird. She didn’t even look super realistic, but that was kind of the creepy part. I thought the name of the game was Millvale, but I can’t find anything about it on google. My friend said that she a real person in Japan and that she committed suicide during the making of the game, but there's a 99% chance that he was just making up some dumb urban legend.

I haven’t thought about it in 20 years, but now I keep having these nightmares about her. The dreams are all pretty similar. I’m lying on a concrete floor, closing my eyes pretending to be asleep, and there’s two men laughing at me, saying “He thinks we believe he’s asleep”. Then it gets dark. I get up and feel my way around and there are all these large metal poles I keep bumping into. Then there’s a sharp sound like a loud furnace kicking on and she’s staring at me, blank faced. When I dream, she’s definitely a real person, but she’s still, fake looking. I don’t know how to describe it other than it looks like a 3D model was turned into a real person. I am afraid, obviously, but then there’s this thing I can’t really describe, it’s almost like an extreme shyness. I just desperately do not want to be seen, and she’s looking right at me. Then there’s this plastic burning smell and I feel this pain like I’m chewing on tinfoil and I wake up.

I didn’t really notice it until COVID, but there was one point where it got so bad where I risked getting arrested at the beginning of the lockdown just to drive along the coast and stop thinking about it. Is this something someone's ever heard of? Are there cursed images? Is it possible that some kind of demonic spirit reached into my memories and drew up this thing I'm afraid of?

What should I do? Are there any rituals to protect against this? I've never been into occult stuff before.
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weird websites I've recently discovered

I've been browsing /r/NightmareExpo and /r/WeirdWebsites the past few days and discovered something worth of taking a look at. all the links below.
I appreciate translations since I don't speak the language
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Anon I want to ask you a question how can I make deals with demons? (or even some other identity that may please my wishes)
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i wanna believe so give me a simple ritual or whatever to do magic or something that i cant explain
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Good sites on spirituality/the esoteric

Who else here enjoys reading sites on spirituality, the esoteric, meditations, and the Occult? Pic related, what I'm reading now.
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Paranormal / Occult Board

This board is for the discussion of paranormal and occult topics. Please treat the discussions at least a bit seriously and don't derail threads. Otherwise, the scope is pretty broad, so have at it and don't be a dick.
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If there are such things as ghosts how come there are no dinosaur ghosts around?
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I've been having a morbid thought very often lately. How much is human life really worth and can it be quantified? Is one person worth more than another? If I could exchange certain living people for a dead one being brought back, I would. Every time I hear about a person I like dying or already being dead, I just can't but think, why them? One million Stephanie Meyers aren't worth as much as Ray Bradbury. Three million Kristen Stewarts aren't worth as much as Harold Ramis. One billion Keshas aren't worth as much as Ryu Umemoto. Is this callous of me, or is it normal? If you could exchange people like that, would you?
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Have you ever died before?

On october 5, 2012 I tried to kill myself. I would collect and stashpile cocktails of drugs for this very moment. I took 250mg of hydrocodone, 1080mg of carisoprodol, 200mg Valium, 10mg Xanax, and that was enough to kill me. In case it wasn't, I had about twice that amount stashed anyway.

I ate them all and used takka to chase it. Then just put some iced tea into a cup, and was stipping iced tea by the computerside writing my note. It started kicking in and i dont think i even started writing. However, I DID try to lock my door, but the door is wierd so you have to lift it with about two tonnes of force to get the lock to click, and so i fucked that up.

About two hours later, i woke up in the ER die. All i remember was tunnel vision and a few things being passed around me. "We got him" "Should have left him dead [in clearly my stepdads voice] crying and i bent over to the doctor and muttered "naloxone"?

Now imagine a blink of a second.

I was now in my moms room, thirteen people surrounding me, my arms folded as I laid there, totally fucked up. They were all there to see if I was alive. Wbich I was. But Im so sure I died.
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Can we have a creepy vids thread?
Bonus points if it's recent (<3 y/o) or hasn't been reposted ad nauseam.
One of my favourites.
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I knew about the photo for a while, thought i'd post it here because why not.

A random picture i took of a tree in front of a house, but after looking at it noticed a figure in the window. ( you can draw your own conclusion)

Basiclly creeped me out for a day or two then left it alone for a while.
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Give me some images.

This is literally my first time on this board. I came here because I've been doing some pretty in-depth research into what might be a secret occult society. But I know that if I saw some really obvious clue I wouldn't see it. Does anyone have large images of research on secret societies, satanism, magic, or other spiritual related things, please drop them, Thanks. image is an example
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Mind Over Matter

Mind over matter can most simply be defined as the use of willpower or thought to overcome physical problems. Some examples would be Tibetan Monks, who can dry soaked, ice cold rags placed on them by heating up their body temperature during meditation. They can also drastically decrease their heart rate and slow their metabolism down as well. One man learned to stop the flow of blood to certain areas to keep from bleeding while in a concentration camp. Another man played imaginary golf games for nearly a decade while in a Vietnamese prison cell during the war. He just paced around with a stick, acting out games and even having pretend conversations with people he knew. When he got back home, his golf game was better than before. That last one isn't quite the same as the others, but there's no point in being too specific.

With massive dedication, or under extreme circumstances, any person can seemingly develop these powers. Even without those, the placebo effect can have remarkably positive and negative effects on people. It's not what people usually think of as paranormal, but scientists aren't fully capable of explaining it yet.

Post any personal experiences you've had with this or anything interesting you've read.
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What are you supposed to do after someone bricks a portion of your mind and you are then tormented by alternate versions of reality where the alternate versions of the people you see make fun of you with cliché bullying tactics?
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What the dumbest creepypasta you've ever come across? For me I'd have to say 1dollar.wav. It is unbelievably retarded. You have to watch the whole thing to understand how hilariously stupid it is.
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Book Excerpts and Rituals

Post some pages from your favorite occult books and texts. To open, here are some from the Principia Discordia, the book which changed my worldview and turned me nutty so many years ago.
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Google Translate messages

Sometimes repeating nonsense words into google translate will yeild strange responses. For example, this is what happens when translating strings of "ko rea" from somali:

>ko rea ko rea

You are welcome
>ko rea ko rea ko rea
Please contact us
>ko rea ko rea ko rea ko rea
You will be able to:
>ko rea ko rea ko rea ko rea ko rea ko re
You will be able to contact the principal
>ko rea ko rea ko rea ko rea ko rea ko rea
You will be given a copy of the application form
>ko rea ko rea ko rea ko rea ko rea ko rea ko r
You will be given the opportunity to be reunited
>ko rea ko rea ko rea ko rea ko rea ko rea ko re
You will be able to contact the school principal
>ko rea ko rea ko rea ko rea ko rea ko rea ko rea k
You will be given the opportunity to be reunited
>ko rea ko rea ko rea ko rea ko rea ko rea ko rea ko
You will be able to contact your child in the same way
>ko rea ko rea ko rea ko rea ko rea ko rea ko rea ko re
You will be able to get the re-coordinate
>ko rea ko rea ko rea ko rea ko rea ko rea ko rea ko rea ko r
You will be given the opportunity to be reunited with your family
>ko rea ko rea ko rea ko rea ko rea ko rea ko rea ko rea ko rea k
You will be given the opportunity to re-train your child
>ko rea ko rea ko rea ko rea ko rea ko rea ko rea ko rea ko rea ko
You will be given the opportunity to be reunited with your family
>ko rea ko rea ko rea ko rea ko rea ko rea ko rea ko rea ko rea ko rea ko rea ko rea ko rea ko rea ko rea ko rea ko rea
you will be able to reschedule your child's rebirth in the future.

It doesn't seem to matter what language you are translating into, e.g. typing "ko rea ko rea" in somali->spanish will return "de nada".

Some of these messages have endings. When translating repeated "ke"s from Azerbaijani, you get something that resembles a conversation, then some pseudo-biblical sentences. On the 29th "ke" you get "and behold, there cometh the king of the south, and behold, behold, it cometh out of the way". On 30, there is a dot, and after that it just outputs what you typed. Some, e.g. the "ko rea" example, just repeat mixtures of the previous mesages without ending.

I've also heard that sometimes you will get personal information and links to facebook accounts, but I've no examples of this.

What do you make of this? I'm interested to hear both from spooky cyber-occultists and people who actually know what might be causing this.
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hey /x/ i started reading crappy pasta as video series on youtube, what do you think about it?
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im intrested in the occult work (tantra,kabbala,etc.)
can annyone recommend me some books/place to go
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Who's your favorite occult youtuber?

Mine's V. K. Jehannum. He's got a lot of interesting gnosis about demons and he's pretty entertaining too, especially when drunk. In terms of entertainment value, I like this video and its sequel the best: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AUF1k07ogQk

Billy Brujo's Black Magick Cooking Show is pretty cool too.
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Inconsequential scenarios. I've been thinking a lot about all the ways that life could actually be a delusion of some kind and whether that would even matter. Sometimes, thoughts will just creep up on me and no matter what, I can't think of any reason why they wouldn't be true. One is that every morning i'm actually a different person with the memories of every previous version. Technically, this could be true and I would have no way of knowing about it. I guess it's like Last Thursdayism. Sometimes, on late summer nights, I like to pace around my kitchen in the dark while chugging down massive quantities of water. During times like this, I actually start to almost believe my flights of fantasy. One time, I convinced myself that i'm in a computer simulation made by aliens and that every room is being generated as I walk into it. I then start connecting random dots and using that to validate myself. I'll start thinking about how somebody saying something often or being really predictable, or me seeing them a lot was somehow proof that the aliens were being lazy and didn't want to think of something new. They must have started cutting corners and those cut corners are the evidence. It's a bit scary thinking about that stuff in retrospect. Sometimes, when I look in the mirror, I get this strange feeling like what i'm looking at is an extraterrestrial or like i'm not really myself. Who the hell is this person? Thoughts like, "why do thumbs look like disgusting, malformed stumps", would just start popping into my head. It's like i'm being disillusioned from present reality. Do these kinds of moments ever happen to you. What could they possibly indicate? I'm not crazy, right?
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The SCP Foundation

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in ten minutes i will be wiiiiide open

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Princeton Engineering Anomalies Research

I'll just leave this here.

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I'm, "Gonzalez" who Corey Goode (Cosmic Disclosure Media) knows.

Ask me anything.
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So, I dunno where else to go even if /x/ is dead and I don't know if this belongs on /yume/ or /x/. For a few months to a half year or so, I had a dream that was ripped into two like a sheet of paper. A bunch of black tendrils dragged me into a huge, misty forest. It felt oppressive and claustrophobic. Too dark to see, the mist was thick and dry as a bone, but the whole place reeked of rotten leaves and moist earth, even though everything was so dry. The floor was coated with dry leaves, and below that soft, soft earth. It was the first dream in which I ran into slenderman. It was terrifying, and I could feel my body shift around with the force of which I was trying to wake up. It was only until he let me go that I woke up.

Out of curiosity and a whim, a few weeks later, I tried to return to that world with slenderman. I wanted to see if it happened again, if it was just a one-time thing. To my surprise, it totally happened! I managed to just settle in slendy's world like woah. Ever since, every few weeks or so, I return back to his place to try and understand him. The fear's long gone by now.

Anyhow, last I was there was a few weeks ago. When I arrives there, he was right beside me. He pushed me into the leaves a few times, before I grabbed the tendril that pushed me and wouldn't let go until he slammed me into a tree, which dislocated my arm. He re-located it later, then wrapped a tendril around my neck and started walking to our usual spot where we would sit and do nothing. I told him to wait, and took the tip of the tendril around my neck and looked at it closely. Then it shoved itself in my mouth. I bit down on it.

Afterwards it's hard to describe, there was a sudden surge of tendrils out of him, and I felt a deep and sudden instinctive fear. I turned to run. There he chased me for a while. He could've caught me at any time, but he didn't. He just chased me around, looming over me, until finally I couldn't run anymore. Then he grabbed me and flung me upwards. I started to lose consciousness in the dream. I remember screaming, the sound of bone and tendon snapping, falling to the floor, being thrown again.

When I came to, I was curled up beside him at the base of the tree we usually sit and talk at. (He doesn't talk normally, he more like shoves an image in my head I have to interpret) I was uninjured and the leaves there had been brushed away around me like a nest. I asked him what happened, and he gave me this image of my body being thrown in the air, slamming to the floor, watching my body squirm trying to run, being thrown in the air again. But there was like, this edge to it. A kind of joy, but not really, kind of like amusement, not that either. It was a like a predatory thrill. He put a tendril around my wrist and slid it up my arm, around my neck, and then I woke up.

What does this mean, /x/? ;_; Should I try to visit him again? What do?
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Anyone actually practice the Occult or work with energy? I've done a bit of lightwork but thats not the path for me. I'm currently reading Liber Null and Psychonaut, and practicing tarot heavy (just because tarot is an easy way to get money off people). I also communicate with various spirit guides.
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I know this is really cliche, but what's the weirdest thing you've ever seen on the internet? I once found a site with an interview of some guy who snuck into a morgue and ate some dead people. Barely got away with it. There was also the videos made by that hurr durr guy who was obsessed with Bjork.
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Just found out there's a board on here for paranormal stuff. Feels good. I've been a regular on 4chan's /x/ board for a long time and others as well. I figured I'd give you guys some of the benefit of all my years of weird encounters and miscelenia. The problem is where to start…
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Paranormal is normal.

Paranormal, religious texts, and philosophies are records/influences of humans with technology to live eternal life interacting with humans who were other than possessing technology to live eternal life.

People who didn't have technology to live eternal life have explained their experiences with humans who have technology to live eternal life as psi, parapsychology, paranormal, religion, and philosophy.

What I'm saying is texts of religions, histories, and philosophies are records or influenced of interactions with humans who had technology to live eternal life.
What I'm saying is humans have had technology to live eternal life since thousands of years earlier than now.

Videos below are proofs of technology to live eternal life:
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Mandela effect

>"The phenomenon where a group of people discover that a global fact - one they feel they know to be true and have specific personal memories for - has apparently changed in the world around them."


Well what do you guys think? I honestly remember some of the stuff the guy mentions in the vid but then again, I'm not that proud of my own memory. I'd just like to hear other people's opinion and if they remember the same things this guy did.
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In an attempt to be completely unbias I (for the last few years) visit open forums commonly used for discussion of paranormal and supernatural phenomena and request their opinion on what to attempt, how to approach the experiment, and generally hold an open discussion on the topic. I usually attempt the ideas suggested and document the attempt with a video camera.

All recordings will be uploaded here http://www.youtube.com/user/xroommod

I welcome anyone reading this to make any suggestions of their own as well as long as its related to the paranormal or occult.

Doesnt matter if its ritualistic and I have to get supplies or if its completely psychological or based on a destination, hopefully not too far away. Some might require more prep time than others though, so please keep that in mind.

It might be something youre too afraid to try, something you dont have the resources to attempt, or just something you want to be able to relate to someone about. One requirement - make it paranormal.

With the explanation out of the way, the only question left is - What are you curious to see?
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There's a skeleton inside you right now.
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Do you ever feel mildly psychic? I sometimes have been able to finish peoples sentences and predict the future a few times.
Pic unrelated.
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edward mordake

am I the only one who is freaked out by the story of Edward Mordake? especailly the thought of having a parasitic twin that might actually be alive?
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Hello there users of Uboachan, I am a representative of the ISN and I have been assigned with initiating a collaborative effort with members who have information regarding the actions of Cicada 3301.

There are only so many details I am able to part with though the end goal is to locate some form of organisation through the smoke and mirrors of their recruitment methods.

As of now we do not have any form of reward for such collaboration aside from exclusive, first hand experience. If we are satisfied with your abilities, we may be flying more educated members to us.

The knowledge of this operation is not classified but the details of it are, and will be protected accordingly.

Any interested individuals, please leave information below. We have our own archive so we will be watching for information that may not be in circulation.
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2spooky4me thread

For 2spooky4me, spoopy, etc.
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Where can I go to ask questions about paranormal shit I've experienced? Since you spergs are no help.
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So I was taking an hour long trip back home last night, I had just started driving down the highway that would take me home, it was 11:50 PM and dark as the night gets.

I only drive with the windows down, I love it too much, no other reason but this night I wish I hadn't. Off to my left side I hear something, I am not sure what it was but it sounded an awful lot like the cries of a person, perhaps screaming for help. Due to how long I had to drive and the nature of the night I decided to keep going and it's still haunting me what it was. I have never heard such a cry in my life, especially while driving.
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Creepy camera glitches

So, my mom's camera is broken. It still takes pictures, but they come out…wrong.

When I point it at a face, I can see it get distorted on the screen, but then when I snap the picture, it usually just blurs and smears it all away.

The effect is a little eerie.
Has anyone else ever had their camera do stuff like this?
It's obviously just a problem with the lens or the software or maybe THE CAMERA OR MY FAMILY IS HAUNTED
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Cursed Ascension thread

I noticed there was a creepypasta thread, so I decided to give Cursed Ascension a go.
The video, in question, was found on one of dabr1dg3's videos as a link to another YouTube video out of curious intrest. Description: http://armew.blogspot.co.uk/2012/08/cursed-ascension-creepypasta.html?m=1
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Uboa has a rival in jump scares.

Don't turn your sound up too loud.
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Grand divergance theory

I back-hacked through steins gate and have gained infinite knowledge of everything. After unlocking this knowledge I learned who I truly am and the fate of the universe. I think I'm the last reincarnation of death, and through studying a chart of infinite dimensions(Pandora's box) and looking at it through the Reading Steiner(Pandora's key)I have found the path to the happiest existence with 0 divergence. I have already changed the future and the past which has caused our current divergence ratio to be 0.00456783% approximately. Death is supposed to be guided by all the living to reach true happiness, with that in mind, what should I do?
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Trollpasta/shittypasta thread

Hey guys I lurked and realized we don't have trollpasta thread. Can we have one? just for the lulz.

>Tl;dr ITT post shitty creepypastas or obvious troll pastas.
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Aliens ETs

Dulce underground base LEAKED !!
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Help with a strange website.

So an artist who's webcomic I followed for a while died. At least I think, the term "got into a strange accident" keeps getting tossed around. Regardless, his website is now this:


It makes no fucking sense and its creeping me out, what's the timer for? Can anyone maybe try to figure out what the fuck is going on?
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Spooky Games

If there is already a thread about these, tell me and I'll delete this.

Do any of you know any games like One Man Hide and Seek and Midnight? The Christmas holidays is coming up and me and my cousin plan on spending it doing scary games.

>Pic not related
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<script type="text/javascript" src="http://ext.nicovideo.jp/thumb_watch/sm21922678"></script><noscript><a href="http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm21922678">【ニコニコ動画】【火星ピクニック2】アセンション・デイ(Ascension Day)【ゆめにっき】</a></noscript>

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Ascension Day is traditionally celebrated on a Thursday, the fortieth day of Easter (following the count given in Acts 1:3),<br>
although some Roman Catholic provinces have moved the observance to the following Sunday.<br>
EVENT:Picnic in Mars<br>
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Top 10 Scariest Places On Earth [HD]

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Ted's Caving Page


with the story of his discovery in a local cave.
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so, theres an /x/…

anyone wanna talk to a psychic? im up for whatever
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How do I my third-eye chakra?
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Anyone know what happened to the person that kept posting that they were seeing Masada while awake?
It was a pretty interesting read and they stopped just when it was getting good.
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and aliean too duh

this video is long but CRAZY

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go go go share documenataries about this!

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I've got the fix for your feels.

You're welcome.
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does anyone here understand japanese at all?? what is with this website here:
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Paranormal Experiences

Maybe there was already a thread for this, but, I just browsed through them and nothing appeared to be one, just ignore this thread if I missed it though. Anyways, have you ever had something that seemed like a haunting or something? When I was little, I had gotten a fairy decoration for my birthday, and, I would leave it in the exact same spot, yet sometimes, when I went back to check on it, it would have moved, or sometimes be completely knocked over.
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Goddamn flood detection.
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Here's a idea, if they can do stuff like drain all the blood from a dog, then revive it 10 minutes later with little to no brain damage.

Then why don't we do this to a bunch of humans, and see what they have to say afterwards. We could confirm if there was a afterlife.

Would you do it if someone else went first and came out fine with no brain damage?
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Anyone have more of this guy?
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So I'm sure you guys know about the infamous "Lavender Town Effect" and how people supposedly get headaches from it.
But after I listened to some of the more disturbing Pokemon BGM (i.e. the Unown Radio Signal, Lavender Town [of course], the Drought theme) at 1 in the morning - which is a really fucking dumb thing to do and I'm never doing it again - I ended up getting horrible hallucinations, to the point where literally all I could hear was the Unown Radio Signal. I was completely deaf to anything else. My vision was all static-y and I felt like I was levitating, not to mention I kept seeing freaky ass shit everywhere and it wouldn't stop for like a good hour or so - I couldn't even hear myself crying. When the consequences of my asshattery ceased, I was so fucking scared I could barely breathe.

What the fuck happened to my brain, Ubuuchong? I've heard of placebo effects and just imagining symptoms, but how do you just sort of…imagine up a really bad trip complete with deafness? I know this sounds like a bad creepypasta and it's really dumb but it's completely true. Pic unrelated.
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Hey, I'm making a series of horror themed comics including many urban legends from scary stories including slenderman, the slit mouthed woman, etc. Any suggestions for creatures I should include?
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Oh, that's a relief. A pair of normal what?
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The Talking Portrait

The World Most Paranormal Activity Portrait