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 No.533

Hey guys I lurked and realized we don't have trollpasta thread. Can we have one? just for the lulz.

>Tl;dr ITT post shitty creepypastas or obvious troll pastas.

 No.534

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 No.536

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>I lurked
YOU FUCKING LIE!

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 No.538

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@536

IT's summer let me enjoy me free-time!11!11!1

 No.539

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>>538
>facebook
>@
>trollpasta thread in /x/
>not /ot/
>ironic shitposting is still shitposting
>actually using your name

 No.540

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I'm going to post real pastas later so forgive me…

I don't remember if this was on this board so test

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>>539


If someone moves this, that board should be
>>>/fag/

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 No.557

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DICKS EVERYWHERE

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 No.559

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And such is life on Moscow

 No.560

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Such is life in Mother Russia

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 No.563

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I fucking love Russia

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 No.622

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He was lucky

 No.625

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2spoooky4u

 No.626

So, not a pasta, but this is literally just happened to me a few seconds ago, and it sounds like a pasta.

I made myself a bowl of chocolate chip instant oatmeal for breakfast It was the last packet in the box, and it was getting a little old. I thought it would be a good idea to throw an almond hershey kiss in it while still scalding hot. The chocolate melted immediately and I mixed it in. Tastes good! One of the mouthfuls had something firm in it when I was chewing, "Guess that's the almond" I thought. It seemed too soft for an almond though, and it tasted weird. Then I went to get another spoonful, and there was an almond resting on top. I really hope I just got lucky and had an almond hershey kiss with 2 almonds in it…

 No.627

>>626
You just ate a cockroach.

 No.628

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>>627
I wanna die I wanna die I wanna die

 No.629

>>628
Don't kill yourself Booger sama!!!

 No.631

I actually want to commit suicide.

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>>631

Welcome to the club; may I serve you a cup of tea?

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>>600
>that repetition

 No.661

Hey, there's activity here. Cool, since I stopped going to 4chon's /x/ and I had no creepys, no one posted, so this board pretty much died, haha. What a shame. If I find time I may come to post some shitty stories again.

 No.835

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fucking hilarious

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>I am a tree

My sides.

 No.989

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Couldn't find the screencaps of this so here's a link:

http://crappierpasta.tumblr.com/post/59500542701

 No.993

>>533
>Joke creepypastas
I've also found old creepypastas on their Wikia; Mario World, I HATE YOU, etc.

 No.999

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>>989
>Couldn't find the screencaps of this

I couldn't either, actually, which is why the post is arranged like that instead of in some other, more pleasing fashion.

The whole problem is the image that is stuck at the bottom, under the text. Screencaps of creepypasta usually shrink in your browser to fit your screen, especially in a semi-lengthy pasta like this. If that image at the bottom of it was visible from the get-go, the joke wouldn't be as funny.

That's why there's no screencaps of it.



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