Vinesauce terminal 7 moment sus 12/16/21 (Thu) 08:56:29 No. 6366 [Reply]
Mario! It's New Super Mario World! Everything's different! There's water in the sky, Mario! And there's blocks everywhere! Yoshi coins! Luigi, I've been a plumber for 34 years. Do you think I actually go to some kind of Mushroom Kingdom, Luigi? I don't. I just trip really hard on LSD and I fuck some prostitutes … without a condom. Mario! I've been there with you! To the Mushroom Kingdom! No, you haven't, Luigi. You have Terminal 7 brain cancer. I don't even know what that means, but it's bad. This is all in your head, Luigi. It's in your imagination. There's no such thing as the Mushroom Kingdom. I'm a plumber. You've been living off me and my livelihood for years, Luigi. You're a useless cunt, Luigi, and I've been supporting you because you're my brother. But Mario, I saw the Princess! She's real! That was a dead hooker, Luigi. I threw her in your bed, Luigi, while you were sleeping. You were on mushrooms. B-b-but Mario. What about Toad? What about Toad? Luigi, that wasn't a talking mushroom. That was my cock, Luigi. That was my cock, okay? That's why it looked like a mushroom, Luigi.
Anonymous 12/17/21 (Fri) 23:32:32 No. 6367
>>>/reddit/
Anonymous 12/18/21 (Sat) 11:27:46 No. 6368
this post gave me cancer