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 No.1940[Reply]

FUCK I'VE SWORN I WOULD HEAR THIS SONG IN THE FINAL DAY BUT FUCK I'M STILL ON TIME C'MON NIGGER HEAR IT BEFORE IS TOO LATE
IF YOU DO SO, YOU WILL SURVIVE, GAHD WILL PROTEC U, 3 UNICORN OF PROTECSHION AND AN ARMI OF MAGICAL DWARFS TO CONBAT THE ZOMBI APOCALIPSE, AN ANGEL T KEEP AT BAY THE DIMONS, AND YOU WILL ENTER TO THE RAFFLE OF THE SAGITARIUS ARMOR

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9jK-NcRmVcw


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 No.1934[Reply]

How is purgatory for everyone?

 No.1935

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Quite sad…. Here are no books, and that pale dude keeps staring at me with that shitty grin…

 No.1936

Oh, where are my manners? Welcome to purgatory. You may or may not enjoy it.

 No.1937

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confusing



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 No.1941[Reply]

did the world already end or

 No.1942

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THIS IS JUST THE BEGINNING

 No.1943

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YOU HAVE NO CHOICE TO SURVIVE

 No.1944

>>1943

Wait, do you mean there is no choice that will yield survival, or we have no choice BUT to survive?



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 No.1966[Reply]

Anyone else want the world to end? I myself would love for it all to end. I want this world to wipe its slait clean so it can start anew.

Sadly it'll probably never happen in my life time.
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 No.1968

>>1967
I guess that's what I get for posting on my phone.

 No.1969

>>1968

If the world started over you wouldn't have a phone to post from.

Or a place to post to. for that matter.

 No.1970

>>1969
I know. I'd be dead.

 No.1971

I think it would be the best for this planet though it doesn't necesarily says I want an apocalypse.

 No.1972

Yep. I'm pretty disappointed that it didn't end. Time to figure out when our next chance is.



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 No.1997[Reply]

It's happening


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 No.1917[Reply]

Ok, people, here is the thread that outstrip all the other threads. Here, we discuss how we'd like the apocalypse to be if it has to happen (this doesn't necesarily means you want one to happen, just how you would like it to be).

Mine, the destruction under the hands of misshapen aliens with sharpen teeth, tentacles and a body so deformed you go mad only with witnessing its despicable, horrible, disgusting and sickening form. A portal has opened from their world to our, and everything there is just so twisted up that our eyes may explote the first time they see it.
At first, just some people will witness this, and slowly, they will go mad, killing people, shattering them, creating such chaos and terror that, in every city, in every country, a serie of murders will arouse the fear of the shadows and to go outside.
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 No.1929

Over-easy, with toast

But in all honesty I would like a dark and silent void to eat away at the universe and for Earth to simply fade out of existence like a boat sailing out into fog. we put our children to bed and pass out of existence with them. those who stay up are faced with an encroaching wall of foggy nothingness that devours all matter. there is no pain; one simply ceases to be.

 No.1930

Late, but here's how I wanted it to go down.

It's night, a bit cloudy but clear enough to see the sky well. The earth starts rumbling, all the power goes out.. The stars come out looking spectacular. No artificial lights to interfere with theirs. Fires start, and the clouds start turning red. The earth starts cracking, with the water from the ocean rushing in to fill in the broken earth. By that time we would have be dead, with all our spirits simply hovering over the earth, watching it burn and drown.

 No.1931

But for an unnatural non-12/21/12 apocolypse. I think an alien invasion would be awesome.
>Aliens are currently scouting out our planet to see if it'll be a suitable home for their species once their planet dies
>Their planet is reaching it's end
>They get their kind off the planet
>Gas/bomb/kill all humans without invading earth
>Start settling in on the planet
>Keep any survivors as prisoners/slaves

 No.1932

>>1929

That's a nice one!

>>1930

Me, being a person who loves the sky and the night and the starts, that would be an amazing end of the world.

>>1931

But the gas should kill them too, or not?

 No.1933

>>1932
It'd be just us dying. It'd be something like how houses are bug bombed. They stay off of the planet long enough for the gases to clear up, then settle down free of us pesky humans.



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 No.1982[Reply]

 No.1983

26, more or less. CRAP.

 No.1984

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30 apocalypses is not enough to defeat Booger-chan, the strongest in the whole world!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZBR2G-iI3-I

 No.1985

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60+

 No.1986

54 apparently. (large number thanks to the spike in the looney population of the time)

>>1985
lol +1 to that.

 No.1987

39. Thank god I'm not the veteran apocalypse survivor.



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 No.1998[Reply]

Sup, dear ubuu-chan~, I'm here to explain what will happen, in the easiest way, so everybody understand what da' hell is this shit.

The mayas had time measurements really different than ours. I mean, we have a year, then 10 years become a decade, then 10 decades (or 100 years) become a century, and then, 10 centuries become a millenium (or 1.000 years).
The Mayas, however, did this with a measurement which equals to 20 years (or 7.200 days, to be more precise), named katun.
Every time that 13 kautns passed, you have a baktum, which equals to 144.000 days, or 5128,76 years.(here you have some links:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baktun
http://es.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kat%C3%BAn_(unidad_maya) <- Sorry, this is in spanish, but here you have the table with the measurements. 'Días'=days,'Nombre Maya'=Name in maya, 'Equivalencia'= Equals to
http://www.mayacalendar.com/
http://www.fosters.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20121202/GJNEWS_01/121209883/0/FRONTPAGE
And google works, too).

>Then, wa da fak u talkin bout?


The 21st of december of 2012 is the next day to the last one of the 13 baktum, and mayas registered this as 13.0.0.0.0
So what?
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 No.1999

Thank you mum for assuming a pedantic, party crashing explanation was needed.

 No.2000

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>>1999

Is nothing, my dear son.
I'm always there to make things clear.

 No.2001

>>1999

This

 No.2002

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Don't you think that, I don't know, a Lovecraftian apocalypse would be more nice than just a 'We don't know what the fuck is going to happen but IT IS GOING TO HAPPEN!!1!!11!1!!' ?

When I suggested 'Apocalypse', I wanted to discuss how do you see it, how, if, hypothetically, happens, would you like it to be, and stuff. Not 'Lol mayas said apocalypse OMG Wi wil dai!!!'
Also, I did this because to warn you all. People usually get crazy when this 'Apocalypse oh noes!' times comes.

 No.2003

HOOHOHOHOHO, LOOTERS! THEY ARE LOOTING IN MY CITY….

IT'S HAPPENING!

Merry Christmas!



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 No.1973[Reply]

Fucking Mayans couldn't fucking predict Cortés coming along to wipe their asses out. Even if they HAD predicted something happening this year, I still wouldn't trust them.
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 No.1977

>>1976

>December the 21th

>the 21th
>21th

seems legit
(also Nostradamus never said that anyway)

 No.1978

>>1975
I like how people are, wishing for an apocalypse every time they have the chance.

Makes you wonder, I think something in modern society must be really broken if we yearn so much for meaningful things, even if they are the freaking apocalypse.

tl;dr: Nietzsche and co. killed mankind and We Have Still (not) Recovered

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 No.1980

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 No.1981

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-20812870

Whether he said it or not it happened.



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 No.1988[Reply]

Yeah in 2015
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 No.1992

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>Open apocalypse thread
>Write upper post in pic
>See next thread

FFFFFFFFFF

 No.1993

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We survived the second, this is nothing

 No.1994

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Bring on the tang.

 No.1995

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 No.1996

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This is a pretty good wildcard topic

And it will continue being so for the next two hours and 14 minutes



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