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a rich guy parks his ferrari in the parking lot, exiting the vehicle. right then and there another car comes speeding through and knocks the door off. the rich man cries in anguish and calls the police to find the suspect. when the popo come the rich man complains to them, but the police tell him to calm down, for the rich guys arm is missing.

to which he screams, my rolex


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this joke is terrible

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Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
I have a gun.*
Get in the van.


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I heard this one at a Renascence fair, pic unrelated.

So a duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender: "My good sir, do you have any grapes?". To this the bartender says no, so the duck goes home.

The next day, the duck comes back and asks the same question: "Do you have any grapes?", he gets the same answer, so he goes back home.

This carries on for about two weeks, then the bartender says "THAT'S IT, IF YOU ASK IF I HAVE GRAPES AGAIN, I'M GOING TO NAIL YOUR FEET TO THE FLOOR!" to the duck and then shows him out.

So the next day the duck comes back and asks "My good sir, do you have any NAILS?". The bartender raises an eyebrow and says "No, I don't".

The duck then grins and asks "Do you have any grapes?"

/bricked for bad jokes
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I don't see any jokes here



This is the only time I've ever liked you
Much love

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Eh? Eh?

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I thought this was the most clever thing in the world when I found it.


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This one got me good when I first saw it


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this one too


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Want to hear a bad joke?

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This thread's pretty good


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But you forgot one thing


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Want to hear a good joke?

Women's rights.

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A black man, an Asian man, and a Jewish man walk into a bar.

What a fine example of a diverse and integrated community.

anti-joke thread


Why did the kid drop his ice-cream cone?

he got hit by a truck


What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?

Where's my tractor?*


What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas?



What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car?

get in the car


what do you call a a bounty hunter that hunts other bounty hunters

a bounty hunter

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Racist Joke thread?

A Mexican and black man jump off a bridge. Who wins?



What do black men do after sex?

15 years to life.


So a white man commits a social injustice against a black man

A white woman on tumblr blogs about it


What's the difference between a Mexican and a park bench?

at least a park bench can support a family


One dark and stormy night, while you were watching TV, you experience a black-out. The room is in total darkness. Slowly, the TV creeps to the left. What is the proper immediate reaction?

Muthu! Stop moving the TV!

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knock knock

fuck off



fuck off who


The only thing I actually laughed at in this board


Knock knock

Who's there?

I eat mop

I eat mop who?

You eat your own poo!


Knock knock

Who's there?


9/11 who?

You said you'd never forget :'(

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Why did the lebo cross the road




To beat up the chicken.

Why did 20 lebos cross the road




Because the chicken was winning

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