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Anonymous 07/14/12 (Sat) 06:24:03 No.1249 [Reply]

a rich guy parks his ferrari in the parking lot, exiting the vehicle. right then and there another car comes speeding through and knocks the door off. the rich man cries in anguish and calls the police to find the suspect. when the popo come the rich man complains to them, but the police tell him to calm down, for the rich guys arm is missing.

to which he screams, my rolex

Anonymous 07/14/12 (Sat) 07:10:12 No.1250

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Anonymous 07/14/12 (Sat) 07:10:35 No.1251

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Anonymous 07/14/12 (Sat) 07:11:04 No.1252

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this joke is terrible

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Hiroshi 07/13/12 (Fri) 03:55:48 No.1233 [Reply]

Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
I have a gun.*
Get in the van.

Saniblues 07/13/12 (Fri) 04:05:30 No.1234

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Anonymous 07/16/12 (Mon) 23:45:45 No.1235

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ROSESU A REDO
BAYORETSU A BURU~
OMAE WA MO
SHINDEIRU

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Oh boy okay umm.. Mihari!1hsAIWjy9g 07/12/12 (Thu) 14:21:50 No.1241 [Reply]

I heard this one at a Renascence fair, pic unrelated.

So a duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender: "My good sir, do you have any grapes?". To this the bartender says no, so the duck goes home.

The next day, the duck comes back and asks the same question: "Do you have any grapes?", he gets the same answer, so he goes back home.

This carries on for about two weeks, then the bartender says "THAT'S IT, IF YOU ASK IF I HAVE GRAPES AGAIN, I'M GOING TO NAIL YOUR FEET TO THE FLOOR!" to the duck and then shows him out.

So the next day the duck comes back and asks "My good sir, do you have any NAILS?". The bartender raises an eyebrow and says "No, I don't".

The duck then grins and asks "Do you have any grapes?"

/bricked for bad jokes

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Saniblues 07/12/12 (Thu) 22:17:54 No.1244

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Saniblues 07/12/12 (Thu) 22:18:11 No.1245

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Saniblues 07/12/12 (Thu) 22:18:23 No.1246

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Saniblues 07/12/12 (Thu) 22:18:59 No.1247

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I don't see any jokes here

Canta 07/14/12 (Sat) 23:04:45 No.1248

>>1247

This is the only time I've ever liked you
Much love

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Puddi~ 07/12/12 (Thu) 03:11:14 No.1278 [Reply]

Eh? Eh?

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409 07/11/12 (Wed) 22:35:45 No.1271 [Reply]

FUCKING TERRIBLE PUNS THREAD GO

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Puddi~ 07/12/12 (Thu) 05:03:35 No.1273

>>1331

Booger-chan 07/13/12 (Fri) 01:30:06 No.1274

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I thought this was the most clever thing in the world when I found it.

Konan 07/13/12 (Fri) 04:08:43 No.1275

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This one got me good when I first saw it

Konan 07/13/12 (Fri) 04:10:40 No.1276

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this one too

Distortion!xqNZ2gyOA2 07/13/12 (Fri) 04:18:52 No.1277

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Anonymous 07/11/12 (Wed) 13:08:13 No.1284 [Reply]

Want to hear a bad joke?

….Politics.

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Saniblues 07/11/12 (Wed) 22:00:44 No.1294

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This thread's pretty good

Saniblues 07/11/12 (Wed) 22:01:08 No.1295

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But you forgot one thing

Saniblues 07/11/12 (Wed) 22:01:24 No.1296

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Saniblues 07/11/12 (Wed) 22:01:51 No.1297

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YOU FORGOT THE PUNCHLINE

Anonymous 07/11/12 (Wed) 22:45:28 No.1298

Want to hear a good joke?

Women's rights.

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Anonymous 07/11/12 (Wed) 12:28:20 No.1265 [Reply]

A black man, an Asian man, and a Jewish man walk into a bar.

What a fine example of a diverse and integrated community.

anti-joke thread

Hiroshi 07/11/12 (Wed) 18:38:44 No.1266

Why did the kid drop his ice-cream cone?

he got hit by a truck

Hiroshi 07/11/12 (Wed) 18:39:18 No.1267

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?

Where's my tractor?*

Hiroshi 07/11/12 (Wed) 18:39:53 No.1268

What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas?

cancer

Hiroshi 07/11/12 (Wed) 18:40:40 No.1269

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car?

get in the car

Anonymous 07/13/12 (Fri) 07:15:16 No.1270

what do you call a a bounty hunter that hunts other bounty hunters

a bounty hunter

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Anonymous 07/11/12 (Wed) 08:16:01 No.1236 [Reply]

Racist Joke thread?

A Mexican and black man jump off a bridge. Who wins?

Society

Anonymous 07/11/12 (Wed) 12:22:38 No.1237

What do black men do after sex?

15 years to life.

Anonymous 07/11/12 (Wed) 16:43:16 No.1238

So a white man commits a social injustice against a black man

A white woman on tumblr blogs about it

Anonymous 07/13/12 (Fri) 14:34:05 No.1239

What's the difference between a Mexican and a park bench?

at least a park bench can support a family

Anonymous 07/16/12 (Mon) 13:44:22 No.1240

One dark and stormy night, while you were watching TV, you experience a black-out. The room is in total darkness. Slowly, the TV creeps to the left. What is the proper immediate reaction?

Muthu! Stop moving the TV!

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Uhiwaka 07/11/12 (Wed) 07:43:22 No.1253 [Reply]

KNOCK KNOCK

WHOS THERE

ORANGE

ORANGE WHO?

ORANGE YOU GLAD I DIDNT SAY BANANA?

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Anonymous 07/11/12 (Wed) 23:48:21 No.1260

knock knock

fuck off

Anonymous 07/12/12 (Thu) 00:26:35 No.1261

>>1260

fuck off who

Anonymous 07/12/12 (Thu) 02:55:38 No.1262

>>1261
The only thing I actually laughed at in this board

SA5 07/12/12 (Thu) 05:11:55 No.1263

Knock knock

Who's there?

I eat mop

I eat mop who?

You eat your own poo!

Anonymous 07/13/12 (Fri) 18:57:37 No.1264

Knock knock

Who's there?

9/11

9/11 who?

You said you'd never forget :'(

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Anonymous 07/11/12 (Wed) 01:23:18 No.1279 [Reply]

Why did the lebo cross the road

Anonymous 07/11/12 (Wed) 04:51:15 No.1280

Why?

Anonymous 07/11/12 (Wed) 15:36:52 No.1281

To beat up the chicken.

Why did 20 lebos cross the road

Anonymous 07/11/12 (Wed) 22:41:45 No.1282

why?

Anonymous 07/12/12 (Thu) 02:55:14 No.1283

>>1282
Because the chicken was winning