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Captchas didn't work. Sticking to janitors while we try to think of something else.

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Heard joke once: Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world where what lies ahead is vague and uncertain. Doctor says "Treatment is simple. Great clown Pagliacci is in town tonight. Go and see him. That should pick you up." Man bursts into tears. Says "But Doctor… I am Pagliacci."

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Lemme tell you 'bought the one time me an' a buncha' shut-ins made a hilarious board.


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Lemme tell you bout the time i slapped your shit


Let me tell the sentence that went you about back in time.

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So as long as we have a thread about mental illness, how about one for physical ones? Or just physical problems in general.
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I have shitty stiff-ass joints. And I think my circulation in my legs isn't the best… aaaaand I have to take thyroid pills lul


No but I have lordosis/forward head posture. My lower back sticks forward, my upper back sticks backwards and my head sticks forward, and I can't make the humps go away even if I tried my best to sit up straight. This is all due to, you guessed it, sitting in a slouching position in front of a computer for most of my free time in my teenage life. Its ugly as fuck and I wish someone told me it was a problem and that i should pay attention to it sooner, now its unfixable. So yeah, take me as a cautionary tale and sit up straight peoples. I wouldn't want anyone else to be like this.


I have anemia and get crazy huge bruises all over my legs as a symptom. Really keeps me from wanting to wear shorts or dresses like, ever :/


Wear some high socks. Zettai Ryouiki is attractive.


My muscles have been hurting the last couple weeks. Probably a lack of sunlight but sunlight is terrible.

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So, how many of you have a diagnosed mental illness/personality disorder?

How do you deal with it? For how long has it been with you? Are you/have you ever gotten better? If so, what helped you?
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It's probably just Unwanted Thought Syndrome. I have it mildly. Mainly just always get crappy songs suck in my head.


That must be intrusive thoughts.

In the case of the knife, being in a roof or things like that, it works like this:
-The presence of the object escalates your anxiety.
-An intrusive thought appears about you wanting to use it.
(this way the anxiety disappears).

tldr; the cause of the anxiety is the presence of danger, if this danger is actually realized it ends so your anxiety ends too.
(freud would say thanathos instinct)
But you would be dead if you really did that, so you just simulate it in your head.

It's similar to the monsters and shadows that scare kids. The monsters are always GOING to do something to you, but they never actually do it. This builds anxiety.
Unless in a nightmare they actually do it, and you wake up from it.


I have schizophrenia. Nothing really helps but a lot of pills.


My Autism I REALLY don't give two shits about, the only way it negatively effects my life is that I have found hardly any people who interest me, and I often feel like every person I speak to is an idiot.
I also kind of get bothered by little things like a picture that is not hung perfectly straight, or sitting at the "wrong" angle of the room, I think this might be OCD, but, not really sure.


i'm kiiiind of like that, with my autism, but i eventually just learned to look past it and appreciate people for what they did have and stop comparing them to myself.
i don't know why, this didn't work when i was really young, but as i grew up i just started observing others and exposing myself to them more and more. i don't think it works when people force you to do it - which they did, when i was growing up. i guess it's just something that has to come naturally. but eventually i just found that people were worth more than the sum of their abilities, and i really got to appreciate everyone for what they were. now i can't really handle being alone.
frustrating as hell when you have group projects or something and just can't rely on anyone, though. i still tend to think i'm the baddest motherfucker in the room ._.

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My lymph node in my left armpit, near my heart is a bit swollen and sore.

If I have cancer, well, it was nice knowing you guys.


lymph nodes swell when you're fighting off infection. drink some water, take a vitamin c or two, and get some rest, you will probably be fine

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I took some caffeine pills and now my vision is blurring. I think I'm legitimately going to die. Or fall asleep.

Is this normal?
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I woke up on the floor. I don't know how much time has passed. Hopefully the timestamp on this post will clear that up.


you get dehydrated maybe? sounds alarming


You probably took too much. Also, how is your heart? Caffeine pills shouldn't be taken if you have high blood pressure, it can mess with you pretty badly… :s

For now, drink a lot of water to rehydrate. And ffs, see a doctor.


I don't know if you should worry more about your present physical condition, or about the fact that you couldn't find anything better to do with what were possibly your last moments than post about it on Uboachan


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Sounds a bit like a panic attack. I've had one those, I even saw some light at the end of a tunnel and passed out.

But in my case, it was just a panic attack. Go see a doctor, just to be sure.

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I like it. However, does it make me look fat?

Perhaps I should cut back on the cookies…



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Yes, way to chubby, I reccomend you start sprinkling this stuff on your food. It's safe, trust me, it's clinically proven and I'm a doctor.

You also need to fix your fucked eyebrows and weird tits.


This is health related, sorry. I'm a doctor by the way, I would know.


Jesus christ that woman looks like a plastic piece of shit. She looks like a beaver with an easter island statue nose.


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This could have been funny if I wasn't so bad at editing.

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What's the most you ever spent on a bottle of beer? Was it worth it?

I tried blue Chimay once and it was 10 bux well spent.

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First off
How do I markup


What would you ask of me?

PS you do markup like this:

[color="green"]>implying ur not a faget[/color]


produces this: stuff


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>implying greentext is actually green


I think we need some imagination boosts up in this bitch.

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Tea general.


What's the name of the green tea with popped rice in it? I had it once and it was delicious.


I have been meaning to try green tea. I imagine it's much nicer then the cheap tea bags I have been using for the last ten years.



I was just being a smart-ass posting a tea thread here, but you're right, high quality green tea that is brewed correctly, is delicious, and way better than anything you could buy in a normal store.


Rice krispies.


Genmaicha? Shit's nasty, yo.


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No way, it's tasty.

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