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hey /x/ i started reading crappy pasta as video series on youtube, what do you think about it?


A little bland. You need a gimmick or something. Maybe you could draw shitty pictures to go along with the shitty stories? A lot of it feels anti-climatic.


thank you for constructive advice, i will try to make it more interesting :)


Why did you remove the video?

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People disappearing,abductions and others by altering themselves and reality,invisibility,speed and then returning by recreating various missing outside situations or your mind will return to the past,time travel,accidents,surrounding nightlights,stores,clones.Tired yet pet of the puking pests hungrily pulling your sleeping genitals,suffocations,draining energy,connected minds and mind control,sniffing fiends.
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Damn Tomoko, you DID get that right.


Holy fucking mother of necropost
Also check mine too



words cannot describe





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I've been having a morbid thought very often lately. How much is human life really worth and can it be quantified? Is one person worth more than another? If I could exchange certain living people for a dead one being brought back, I would. Every time I hear about a person I like dying or already being dead, I just can't but think, why them? One million Stephanie Meyers aren't worth as much as Ray Bradbury. Three million Kristen Stewarts aren't worth as much as Harold Ramis. One billion Keshas aren't worth as much as Ryu Umemoto. Is this callous of me, or is it normal? If you could exchange people like that, would you?
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The ideas of yours I choose not to engage are simply not-engageable, because they are philosophically unsound, therefore insignificant.


>they are philosophically unsound, therefore insignificant.
>I don't like your ideas, so i'm just going to pretend that they have zero validity and don't warrant discussion
If that's your idea of a response, I doubt you would have much to say about a, "philosophically sound", concept.


Why are we measuring it in the first place?


Because people I like die while people I don't like don't.


With a soul exchange, you could bring people like Tesla and Newton back to change the world.

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im intrested in the occult work (tantra,kabbala,etc.)
can annyone recommend me some books/place to go
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You're going to have a really fun time.



http://digimob.forumotion.net/forum was a wonderful resource but is seemingly mostly-dead now. you can still find a lot of their library projects around by searching for "digimob" or "occult carrot".


A couple of useful occult forums:

Occultforum.org was very active until it suddenly vanished a few days ago.


If you want him to be nice to you, make sure you're nice to him. Don't try to restrain him or command him to appear.

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Mine's V. K. Jehannum. He's got a lot of interesting gnosis about demons and he's pretty entertaining too, especially when drunk. In terms of entertainment value, I like this video and its sequel the best: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AUF1k07ogQk

Billy Brujo's Black Magick Cooking Show is pretty cool too.


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Inconsequential scenarios. I've been thinking a lot about all the ways that life could actually be a delusion of some kind and whether that would even matter. Sometimes, thoughts will just creep up on me and no matter what, I can't think of any reason why they wouldn't be true. One is that every morning i'm actually a different person with the memories of every previous version. Technically, this could be true and I would have no way of knowing about it. I guess it's like Last Thursdayism. Sometimes, on late summer nights, I like to pace around my kitchen in the dark while chugging down massive quantities of water. During times like this, I actually start to almost believe my flights of fantasy. One time, I convinced myself that i'm in a computer simulation made by aliens and that every room is being generated as I walk into it. I then start connecting random dots and using that to validate myself. I'll start thinking about how somebody saying something often or being really predictable, or me seeing them a lot was somehow proof that the aliens were being lazy and didn't want to think of something new. They must have started cutting corners and those cut corners are the evidence. It's a bit scary thinking about that stuff in retrospect. Sometimes, when I look in the mirror, I get this strange feeling like what i'm looking at is an extraterrestrial or like i'm not really myself. Who the hell is this person? Thoughts like, "why do thumbs look like disgusting, malformed stumps", would just start popping into my head. It's like i'm being disillusioned from present reality. Do these kinds of moments ever happen to you. What could they possibly indicate? I'm not crazy, right?
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I don't know about the other stuff but short, malformed thumbs are a sign of Fetal Alcohol Syndrome. Maybe you should check in with a doctor, I don't think it would explain your water drinking habits but there could be health risks associated with FAS that you'll have to worry about down the road.


Are you taking the piss? My thumbs are completely normal compared to other human beings. I was talking about thumbs in general. How dense are you?


Look, it's ok that your mom knocked more than a couple back while she was knocked up. I mean, it's not ok that she did that, but it'll be ok and you're still a person just like the rest of us. I'm sure you'll have a perfectly normal life, despite your disability.

You don't have to prove anything to me, I'm not judging you. It's not your fault, you did not choose to drink while pregnant, so don't blame yourself. I was friends with a guy with FAS thumbs growing up, so I know your pain. He's a father himself, now. Haven't seen the kid's thumbs, though. I will keep you updated if I do.

If you ever feel like you're ready, and need someone to talk to, I'm here for you, ok? ;)(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)


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wow, I never thought I'd see facebook-tier "trolling" in an imageboard.


Honestly, this is just embarrassing. I hope they were just butthurt about being called an idiot for misinterpreting something so obvious.

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Oh man, you just reminded me of the holders, it's been so long. Such a shame it died. Was it archived somewhere?
By the way, you may be interested in playing the SCP game that came a few years ago (if you haven't already), SCP Containment Breach. Pretty good overall if a bit confusing with the whole modular room system. Don't watch any videos, just download and play, if you have any questions feel free yo bring it up on /og/.


the Creepypasta wiki on wikia has maybe 50 of those stories, other than that, I don't think anyone else was keeping them up. Duckduckgo was no help, unless you're looking for towel bars and other bathroom storage solutions.

Yeah I heard that the game was fun as fuck. I wonder if it's availiable in app form. I am a mobileposting literal pleb.


Almost ten years of nope later, I have finally come to the realization that SCP-173 has some bitchin thighs and a nice core, although dat ass leaves much to be desired

if there's one thing we can take away from this legendary creepypasta about a concrete neck-snapping monster, it is that you can't neglect your glutes, bruh

thank you for your time


oh my fucking god

the holders.org is back up!



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in ten minutes i will be wiiiiide open



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did i miss anything


What did this turn out to be?


a suicide bombing

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I found this cool site called Joyofsatan.org
It has info about occultism, the paranormal, witchcraft, Satanism, demonology, demon summoning, Satanic rituals, etc. what do you think?
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"Galactic Obliteration Device"? This is a parody site… right?


I've never seen any evidence for such.


The people who use this website have been spamming it everywhere for years. And tbh the op is a thinly veiled advertisement.


>thinly veiled
It couldn't be more obvious unless they outright said "Hello anon, we are Joy of Satan"


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Him calling it cool gives it away.
>what do you think

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