I don't feel like doing this anymore.
It's very hard to do all of it and I never get effect GET messages right (centering the text requires hours and hours of trial and error, plus I have to always rewrite the entire line from scratch since the text appears glitched every time I edit it).
I am unable to run RPG Maker 2000 properly without being assaulted by all those text glitches (I really tried switching locales, but still won't work).
Note that I've never wanted to get into translation work since I really don't know Japanese at all and just do machine translation. I only do small fixes and repacks, nothing else.