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Recent Posts (General) [descending]
>>/fg/16073: >>16166 >taste >putting tumblr faggotry and zoomer retardation on the same level as 2kki.
>>/yume/2798: >>2799 heard that on other boards, and think was interesting enough idk
>>/fg/16156: >>16156 Thanks ChatGPT
>>/fg/16073: >>16165 > Where is the uncanniness? anyway i dont see how this games shortcomings are any di…
>>/yume/2798: >>2798 Umm idk, where did you come by this information? Btw, why is this site so dead recentl…
>>/yume/2798: Why you are never but NEVER supposed to use a toilet in a dream? How actually dangerous they ar…
>>/fg/16073: Not even considering any technical aspects, I don't know how anyone can take this game seriousl…
>>/melon/350: >>353 Z28gZnVjayB5b3Vyc2VsZg
>>/fg/16073: >>16157 > The people that run that bastard website are very dismissive of the issue too. F…
>>/ot/26321: >>26461 It's probably in the archived 7z file or something they downloaded, Anon-kun. Not the …
>>/yn/10487: Moved to >>>/melon/350.
>>/ot/26321: >>26321 Please post the hack >>26326 Are they really common? How do they escape the emulat…
>>/melon/350: dGhlIGdhbWUK
>>/yn/10487: dGhlIGdhbWUK
>>/melon/350: dGFrZSB5b3VyIHBhcmFub2lhL3NjaGl6byBtZWRzIG5vdywgaSd2ZSBiZWVuIGZlZWxpbmcgdW5k ZXIgdGhlIHdlYXRoZ…
Recent Posts (NEET) [descending]
>>/hikki/5751: >>5751 hey anon, still here? how are you doing? I'm 20 neet and currently thinking of retrying…
>>/rec/117: >>595 I have no malice in my heart towards gen alpha and think they are shaping up to be a muc…
>>/hikki/8113: always lurking.
>>/hikki/8113: barely been coming here since they closed /n/. i just chill on discord now
>>/rec/117: >>587 I think your view is narrow minded, and involves you projecting a bit. I live in a big c…
>>/rec/6: >>593 Affirmative.
>>/rec/117: >>587 >i hate modern memes >gen [a-zA-Z]* please stop it
>>/rec/6: >>hey anon, that's kind of mean mean? it's the truth. seeing my cute little rabbits killed was…
>>/hikki/6716: I used to love books and movies with post apocalyptic themes, where all of humanity was gone an…
>>/rec/6: >>592 guessing its the edgy guy going around on fg making posts about uroqsuki or whatever it …
>>/rec/6: >>591 hey anon, that's kind of mean. i hope you can grow as a person!
>>/hikki/8112: hi, i can relate to you, because i'm still fighting this whole cycle im in, some advice my ther…
>>/rec/6: hey such cute rabbits! no doubt you like them very much! i'd like to look into your eyes as you…
>>/rec/6: This is going to get unhinged, so here we go~ >>588 I do believe The Rat Race is a scam as …
>>/rec/6: >>588 What if I follow the traditional plan but dont consoom, put mostly everything into savin…
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PHP Developer Wanted to Develop Secret Weapon — by seisatsu at 05/30/24 (Thu) 12:39:11
Doubtless you have all noticed the obnoxious CP spam problem. It's accelerated far past where it was years ago, with sometimes several posts per day per site. I have thrown more janitors at it but that only reduces the amount of time that the posts are visible, and that's not good enough.

This is currently happening on ALL imageboards, and represents an existential threat to the future of imageboard culture. Users have left and admins have quit. And these spam bots are able to bypass our CAPTCHAs.

Anyway, I have a plan for modifications to Vichan that I believe would mostly solve the issue. But I'm not a NEET anymore since a long time ago, and I don't have the time and energy these days to actually write the code.

That's where you come in, mysterious stranger. I am looking for an experienced PHP developer who is familiar with or able to learn the Vichan codebase, and can implement my secret weapon to win the spam war. Inquire below.

seisatsu@seisat.su
2022 U.S.A.G.I. Gamejam — by seisatsu at 03/23/22 (Wed) 10:38:39
Hello everyone! Our very first, 2022 U.S.A.G.I. Gamejam has ended with several people actually submitting projects, which is awesome and more than a lot of us expected.

I had really hoped to play all of these and write up some short blurbs to include with this newspost, but a messy work-life balance combined with problems getting some of these to run on my Linux machine have made that difficult, and I feel making a shorter newspost now is better than making a longer one in a few weeks.

A gigantic thank you to everyone who participated! Here are our four submissions, all made available on Itch.IO. They all look pretty awesome so please give them a try, and let the devs know what you think in their /usagi/ threads!

* Stabbing Game by IsNotAduck: https://isnotaduck.itch.io/stabbing-game
* Convulsion Shooter by korkskrew2000: https://korkskrew2000.itch.io/convulsion-shooter
* Metatron's Library by BotanikiDev: https://botaniki.itch.io/metatronslibrary
* BLOOM by team2weiser: https://team2weiser.itch.io/bloom
Very Late Birthday Newspost — by seisatsu at 03/11/21 (Thu) 07:36:57
Hello. It's good to see that some of you are still here. Apologies for the very late birthday post; losing my laptop may be a decent excuse but honestly I am just a little bit worn out. My birthday is about a month before Uboachan's, and I turned 30 this time! And I have a full time job now. So, I guess feeling tired is unsurprising. But, on to the real news.

So, what happened since my last newspost? Well, Uboacraft has been back online for a while, so that's neat. The Dream World MUD got some major updates last year, so check that out if you haven't already. And, there were also a few new scanlations, though activity has tapered off for the last while. Discord remains our most active community by far, though mostly entirely separate from the board community. And, I am still the only active board staff member. Thankfully there hasn't been much trouble lately.

I guess the biggest thing has been the rules update. I'm glad that went over as smoothly as it did, and I regret not doing it years ago. My sticky in /sugg/ has more to say about that. Still, I feel like it's too little too late, and we lost a lot of good members early on that aren't going to come back. But, there's only so much you can gain by looking backwards, so I try not to think about it too much, and to just be happy with the choices I've made more recently.

Also! Sushichan is doing really well. We took in another imageboard that shut down last year, and there's actually a lot of activity. So, that's worth checking out if you like comfy spaces.

Until next year, friends!

- Seisatsu
Happy Birthday Uboachan! (I can't believe we're actually still here edition) — by seisatsu at 01/07/20 (Tue) 19:59:12
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We're not dead yet. (Scanlations Update) — by Chesir at 01/25/19 (Fri) 01:42:54
Hello, good news at last. We've got a little present for ubuu in this anniversary. Seisatsu bought 10 doujin books and delivered them to me a few days ago, and lo! They're really wonderful. I'll be setting my scanner to work, once I fix an old computer I have with the needed parallel port to connect it. It makes me a little sad to think that they will suffer a bit once I put them in the scanner, but some sacrifices must be done for the greater cause.



I always amazed me how these have escaped the eye of the fandom for so long, so I'm very happy that we are finally able bring them to you. However, bear in mind that it will take me a while to scan, then transcribe and translate all of these, so I hope you guys will be able to bear with me for a while (although I promise to give you guys some taste of it before it's finished). After I set up everything here, I will prepare something in discord (since, sadly, and as much as it pains me, IRC is dead) for the people interested in helping me, either with the translation, image editing, pasting of text, or proofreading. Stay tuned.

Ubuu has been up and running for 10 years, delivering content related to Yume Nikki since then. We host the translation, we have seen the birth of successful fangames in our boards, and now we deliver translated doujinshi to the fandom. Who can tell what will come next?

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