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>>/fg/16073: >>17087 Replacing the protagonist with a tiny playable glass eater? I don't hate Minnatsuki's …
>>/fg/16073: >>17082 >>17085 >>17085 >>17086 Really good suggestion out there! I thought originally, "ne…
>>/ot/25617: >PLAYAN Ace Combat >WATCHAN China & Russia >LISTENAN Jacob Collier >READAN Car mag…
>>/ot/29512: Whoever posts in this thread gets permabanned.
>>/ot/29161: Halloween cosplay time?
>>/fg/16073: >>17085 Thanks! I'd love to see what you end up doing to the sprite if you decide to make any …
>>/fg/16073: >>17084 That's delightful! Pretty much how I envisioned she should look, minus the symbol. I m…
>>/fg/16073: >>17082 Thought your suggestions were interesting so I tried putting them in sprite form. I ne…
>>/fg/16861: <imagepost>
>>/fg/16073: >>17073 >The Madotsuki clone protagonist this time around also has a really run of the mill de…
>>/fg/16795: >>16801 wasn't there a fangame being developed here about a guy with glasses and long black ha…
>>/ot/27862: zzzchan banned me for spam.
>>/ot/24112: Remember that chocolate isn't naturally sweet. A lot of sugar was added.
>>/ot/23068: PNG files are too big.
Recent Posts (NEET) [descending]
>>/hikki/9669: OP here, he has confessed to me, im very happy
>>/hikki/9832: >>9832 esl
>>/hikki/9829: We went shopping, cleaning, and working on computer stuff today. She is my crush now.
>>/hikki/9829: Changed my mind. I like the other social worker more. She is my crush now.
>>/hikki/9832: I don't consider myself an hikikomori but It's so fucking hard to Go outside, the thought of It…
>>/rec/6: >>751 Weed will just make everything worse. It exacerbates anxiety, depression, and brain frog…
>>/rec/6: I've been out of NEETdom for like a month and a half and I already want to go back. Not even wo…
>>/hikki/9829: >>9830 nothingburger
>>/hikki/9829: Also realized that I've been suffering from depersonalization for the past 15 years. I tried to…
>>/hikki/9829: Developed a crush on one of the social workers.
>>/hikki/9724: >>9822 i also just genuinely really hate my life and i don't like myself enough to fix it
>>/rec/747: >>749 its not. everyone is either retarded or incompatible for the purpose of forming a real c…
>>/rec/747: Take it slow man seriously, it's already a big thing that you have started going out, and it's…
>>/hikki/9724: ok update ive started delivering piss a… its nice having money i guess. depending on what sks t…
>>/rec/747: >>747 Being sociable and feeing a deep connection are two very different things. I’ve good at …
I am Retiring. — by seisatsu at 04/01/25 (Tue) 17:38:38
Hello everyone.

I've been here an awfully long time, haven't I? A very, very long time. I first inherited Uboachan way back in 2011, 14 years ago now, and I began carrying forward Sushichan a few years after that. And it's been fun. I got to befriend and even meet some of you. Some became IRL friends. I even dated a few of my imageboard users. If it weren't for these imageboards, I am really not sure where my life would be right now.

But, over time, I changed, as people do. I am a very different person than when I started out here. Very different. And so, it's been kind of hard for me actually, to keep the act going for this long. In a lot of ways I don't really see eye-to-eye with my userbase the way I did in the past. And though I still love visiting, and my position is kind of flattering, I have had the nagging feeling for a long time now that I am not really the right person for the job anymore.

No, I am not really the kind of person anymore, who ought to be running an imageboard. As much as I love these sites and want them to survive, being the owner of two imageboards is in some ways a burden on my current persona. It feels like I have to split myself down the middle, to keep running these sites. And with the way things are going in the world, and in my personal life, I am about to have other problems to worry about.

So, I am passing the torch on Uboachan and Sushichan, just as they came to me in the past. The sites will live on, but I will not be at the helm. That role will go to long-time friend and board user Balthasar, also known as Seagal. I really think that he is the best man for the job. In the coming months, I will be transferring everything to another server under his control. I will stay on as a user and tech consultant, hanging out now and then, and helping with backend issues as Seagal gets the feel of things. And, as the boards' owner, I will retire and move on to other things.

It has been an honor. Thanks for everything.
- Seisatsu
Not-So-Secret Anti-Spam Weapon Completed — by seisatsu at 07/17/24 (Wed) 15:39:05
I have modified the software today to be able to block the actual endpoints of the shortened URLs usually included in CP spam. This should help a lot with slowing down the spam; the spammers have infinite URL shorteners but so far they all point to the same few places. We will start checking endpoints and adding them to the blocklist soon. Hopefully browsing will become less stressful.

This modification has also been submitted as a pull request to the main vichan repo. Hopefully they pick it up and other sites can start using it.
2022 U.S.A.G.I. Gamejam — by seisatsu at 03/23/22 (Wed) 10:38:39
Hello everyone! Our very first, 2022 U.S.A.G.I. Gamejam has ended with several people actually submitting projects, which is awesome and more than a lot of us expected.

I had really hoped to play all of these and write up some short blurbs to include with this newspost, but a messy work-life balance combined with problems getting some of these to run on my Linux machine have made that difficult, and I feel making a shorter newspost now is better than making a longer one in a few weeks.

A gigantic thank you to everyone who participated! Here are our four submissions, all made available on Itch.IO. They all look pretty awesome so please give them a try, and let the devs know what you think in their /usagi/ threads!

* Stabbing Game by IsNotAduck: https://isnotaduck.itch.io/stabbing-game
* Convulsion Shooter by korkskrew2000: https://korkskrew2000.itch.io/convulsion-shooter
* Metatron's Library by BotanikiDev: https://botaniki.itch.io/metatronslibrary
* BLOOM by team2weiser: https://team2weiser.itch.io/bloom
Very Late Birthday Newspost — by seisatsu at 03/11/21 (Thu) 07:36:57
Hello. It's good to see that some of you are still here. Apologies for the very late birthday post; losing my laptop may be a decent excuse but honestly I am just a little bit worn out. My birthday is about a month before Uboachan's, and I turned 30 this time! And I have a full time job now. So, I guess feeling tired is unsurprising. But, on to the real news.

So, what happened since my last newspost? Well, Uboacraft has been back online for a while, so that's neat. The Dream World MUD got some major updates last year, so check that out if you haven't already. And, there were also a few new scanlations, though activity has tapered off for the last while. Discord remains our most active community by far, though mostly entirely separate from the board community. And, I am still the only active board staff member. Thankfully there hasn't been much trouble lately.

I guess the biggest thing has been the rules update. I'm glad that went over as smoothly as it did, and I regret not doing it years ago. My sticky in /sugg/ has more to say about that. Still, I feel like it's too little too late, and we lost a lot of good members early on that aren't going to come back. But, there's only so much you can gain by looking backwards, so I try not to think about it too much, and to just be happy with the choices I've made more recently.

Also! Sushichan is doing really well. We took in another imageboard that shut down last year, and there's actually a lot of activity. So, that's worth checking out if you like comfy spaces.

Until next year, friends!

- Seisatsu
Happy Birthday Uboachan! (I can't believe we're actually still here edition) — by seisatsu at 01/07/20 (Tue) 19:59:12
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