No.56
There is a man with quill pens and ancient scrolls. He hands one of each to us so that we won't be bored here. There's rumors of a huge monster approaching.
No.59
Suddenly a 15-story tall purple-haired loli comes right out of nowhere and smashes one of us beneath her bare foot.
No.62
-Dead-
Wow, that was terrible.
"We wake up at a dirty beach made out of red clay instead of sand with trees hanging over the beach and a industrial pipe in the water."
No.63
>>62-and then FUCKING CLOWNS.
No.64
>>63This place suddenly became very loud.
No.65
suddenly we're on a ship full of police officers and immigrants
No.66
A girl in Sepia is holding a ball in front of you
No.67
Looking at it, you notice its translucence and dancing patterns.
No.71
And then a tiger eats us.
No.72
And then he breaks into song.
"There's a party in my tummy! So yummy, so yummy!"
No.73
while running around a fully lit mansion filled with various headphones and old radios
No.75
in another room is a maid sodomizing a butler.
No.76
then Freud comes out and screams "PENIS"
No.77
Then, you are suddenly in elementary school again and your are chasing your friends in the playground, when you slowly start to fall backwards
No.85
But then suddenly, a great horde of zombies attacks!
No.86
>>85>>77And they catch you as you fall!
No.88
You look down at the rest of your body and suddenly realize that you're Youmu Konpaku.
No.89
You look back up and your surroundings have changed. You are now in your house but all the floors are rotting wood. You look around to see if everywhere is the same and find a gecko eating an insect. It then walks towards you and grows 9ft tall and punches you with its tongue.
No.90
You turn off the lights and it becomes a huge hideous monochrome face.
No.92
It turns into a troll face as it punches a wall with the word "4th" spray painted on it.
No.93
Suddenly, you have to pee, so you go to the bathroom. The sink and bathtub are filled with colorful chameleons for some reason.
No.94
You think about being small, which, of course, causes you to spontaneously shrink to the size of an insect.
No.97
You proceed to make multiple copies of yourself.
No.100
Then you start running in a retarded-looking way with your arms flailing about, and everyone at school laughs at you meanly, and you wonder why you ran like that, embarrassed
No.101
Then you find yourself in a time machine that looks like the Epoch with Bec Noir singing the song the devil sings in the south park movie.
No.105
Suddenly a yellow and orchid creature with three heads and no eyes appears.
No.107
It claims it has prepared a show it wants you to see, you see all your loved ones being attacked by snakes behind it as it smiles at you like a stalker
No.109
You turn around, and notice a pink transvestite dinosaur is spitting eggs at you!
No.110
Then you turn into a shinigami.
No.114
Suddenly a 15-story tall green-haired loli comes right out of nowhere and smashes one of us beneath her bare foot.
No.115
then the apocolypse cracks the earth open
No.116
DEAD
–
You're on the balcony of your apartment.
No.117
- And then a cow jumps over the moon.
No.118
>>117Then you say "Fuck this, I'm most likely dreaming" and jump off the side of the building.
No.119
And you land in a conveniently placed bounce house.
No.120
>>119with a bunch of children, and you're instantly reverted back into child form.
No.126
Suddenly a 15-story tall brown-haired loli comes right out of nowhere and… pokes the bouncehouse with her finger while giggling.
No.129
You then smoothly change genders, and find yourself at the beach with your twin brother.
No.130
Suddenly a massive arch made entirely out of fire erupts from the ground around you, standing exactly 507.5 inches tall.
No.133
You shit yourself.
No.136
Then four Nagas/Lamias ask you for one tablespoon of condoms.
No.137
you head for the kitchen to see Mugi Kotobuki smile and wave at you while carrying tea to a room. You stare in disbelief..
No.138
Rape time commences.
No.147
you are raped by a smoker in the kitchen
No.153
Suddenly a 15-story tall blue-haired loli comes right out of nowhere and smashes you and your sore ass under her foot.
No.160
>>153She grabs you between her toes and tosses you into her mouth, straight down her throat.
No.166
>>160Inside her stomach, there is a forest. Your girlfriend is waiting for you.
No.171
Someone in the forest starts chasing you. You and your girlfriend escape by running deeper into the forest and hiding in one of a row of multicolored porta-potties. There are no toilets inside, rather there is a grassy field and a brick building.
No.172
You run towards the ice maze.
No.173
>>172…and accidentally summon your future self, who has pulled a complete 180 in terms of personality.
No.175
But suddenly you see it — your future self is being controlled by an alien brain parasite!
No.179
You become trapped in a fleshy maze.
No.180
you along until you reach a pulsating hole in the wall
No.181
..and from a higher power, your consciousness transfer to the mind of a black sheep
No.182
Suddenly, the whole area fills with pussy juice.
The loli cums you out.
"Feels good man. Huh? I don't remember putting a black sheep in there…"
No.186
you are suddenly chased by a giant marionette head speaking in riddles while you complete a maze filled with puzzles for you to complete.
No.198
(I need to draw this collab dream someday)
The giant head explodes, spurting hot lava everywhere. You rush to your car before you get burnt.
No.220
recklessly driving through a destroyed city, you realize that possessed cars are now trying to kill you
No.223
So you go on a safari with a bunch of vietnam vets in their late 20's
No.224
On the way to the safari, you stop by at a school. A teacher with a plushie face begins to chase you.
No.225
and then James Bond is after you as well
No.226
>>225James Bond brings out a blue fluffy maggot with a girl's face from his pocket. 'It's your daughter,' he says.
No.228
This maggot is then used in a special concoction of Juggernog that turns you into a zombie.
No.229
A 15 story-tall pink-haired zombie loli, that is. You smash James Bond beneath your bare foot.
No.230
This…15 story tall loli has been appearing quite often in your dreams, has it, Anon?
No.234
>>230Noop. Only the first two loli encounters were mine.
No.252
>>229..then you fly out of a forest, free from all earthly restraints
No.264
You find a corpse on the road.
No.267
>>264The corpse gets up and infects you with the virus that originally killed it. Fungi start growing out of your skin.
No.269
… Wait. Hold that thought for a second. Before you let yourself die, think back for a second.
Your girlfriend.
The girlfriend that you sort of forgot inside the stomach of that enormous, masturbating, blue-haired loli.
She… is still okay, right? She hasn't been reduced to loli-nutrients yet, right?
…right??
No.271
You proceed to beat the shit out of your own sanity.
No.284
a breeze blows by
and you start day dreaming..
No.285
>>284in your daydream, you are lying atop a tall bed, 5m off the ground. You are with your wife, who is a butterfly. The girl you really love calls for you from below. You climb down from your bed to be with her.
No.292
Two Girls with huge dicks are in your bathroom. What do?
No.294
>>292The two girls pull out their handguns and begin to shoot at you. You shoot their shoulders to disarm them but you end up feeling sorry for them.
No.299
You can't bear to face them after what you did, so you shrink to the size of an insect and hide in the dryer.
No.301
>>299You get eaten by a man, and a face starts growing on his stomach.
No.304
>>303I'm not even kidding it actually looked like Nic Cage though
No.335
>>301The face begins to grow in size and you suffocate in the skin.
No.360
>>335The skin infects you and you are now a zombie.
No.377
>>360You kill yourself because you don't want to be a zombie anymore, and your dream-brother lays lotus-patterned tiles under your body.
No.383
You become a ghost and suddenly, evil kids have invaded the entire universe.
No.402
- we meet a random monster. Everything becomes bullet hell.
No.410
You are then transported to a fancy opera house, but there is a war going on where your friends are, and the weapons are light sabers and mirror-shields. In order to kill someone, you must shoot someone's shield to kill the person adjacent to the one holding the shield.
Soon the war ends, and you meet with a Sabitsuki cosplayer whose outfit is very crappily made.
No.421
>>410The Sabitsuki player picks you up and flies through long corridors. You think to yourself: "I COULD BE NYAN CAT….."
No.444
Then you notice, between the cosplayers leg is a strange dangling object…
No.445
It's a guitar! You stare in disbelief.
Suddenly…
No.448
>>445Your in school at 3:00 AM. Your in the computer lab playing Minecraft. You go out into the halls and notice there's a few other people there, some are weird alien things. You see your buddy Joseph there.
No.453
you blink (since your eyes start to burn), then open your eyes groggily.
You are now in a library filled with familiar faces
No.454
These faces are plastered on hundreds of gigantic cocks. The cocks start floating and slowly make their way towards you
No.464
>>454You grab the cocks in pairs of two and wrestle them to the ground. Soon they transform into the legs of a woman in a bathtub.
No.467
>>464The woman has drowned herself, and her daughter decides to commit suicide by jumping from a cliff.
No.468
and because you weren't paying attention, you lost your footing and fall off the cliff also
No.472
>>468As you fall, you notice a giant owl skull in a crevice on the cliff. Its eyes are still intact.
No.475
>>472The owl head mocks you, and you climb into a spaceship and fly away to escape the mockery.
No.476
"so beautiful" - the only words coming to your mind as you watch the stars twinkle by
No.477
A warning light starts to flash bright red-The ship is crashing.
No.478
You frantically try to open the hatch and escape, only to find that your body is too weak to even pull the lever.
No.482
>>478Your whole body goes loses energy, and you flop down on the floor.
No.487
you struggle to get back on your feet, but only to realize a swamp is keeping you in place
No.496
You sink through the swamp, and can feel stringy bits of it threading through your teeth.
No.500
You sink into the swamp and arrive in the sky.
No.507
There, you see a glossy black spaceship the size of Maine floating over a jungle coastline.
No.519
looking up at the vines, you find genetically enhanced fruits
No.522
One fruit glows yellow and everything else fades…
You are sitting in the back seat of a car. In the front are a driver and passenger. Both are silent and staring ahead. The interior light glows dim yellow, and you can't see anything outside.
No.524
Although you can vaguely make out the shape of something in the distance, it looks sort of like… a foot. A massive, bare foot.
A massive 15-story-tall loli's bare foot, specifically. The car is crushed beneath it.
No.530
suddenly, your soul is released -
you look down at the collapsed figure of your body while ascending to the heavens
No.532
While looking down, you pass by lips, teeth, and a tongue. By the time you realize that you're inside a mouth, it's too late for you to do anything, as the lips and teeth close around you. Giggling can be heard and felt, as the entire area flips backwards, and the moist tongue seductively slips over every inch of your soul as if to absorb every last bit of flavour into it. Eventually the licking stops. The cessasion of the loli's tasting strikes you with a horrific reminder of what's to come. All in a mere split-second, the back of the tongue depresses, revealing a swaying uvula over a deep, fleshy chasm, and you are forced into the abyss of the loli's throat with a powerful slosh. As you freefall down the loli's esophagus, your body in the crushed car begins cumming aggressively.
Now that you are feeling refreshed, you decide to look for your lost girlfriend.
No.540
You find yourself back in the forest, but now it is dark, and evil, horrible things in there would very much like to bite your ankles.
No.543
You try to hide but every tree you try to climb or hide behind darts away from you.
No.545
and now the forest transitions into a jungle
No.546
And now you are surrounded by thousands vines that hang from the sky, some have tropical flowers blooming on them. When you approach they drift away from you like how curtains open on a stage.
No.550
you now stand inside the ruins of a cathedral. It feels…enchanting
No.553
The back walls of the cathedral are made of gold-rimmed glass, and you can see glass exit doors leading to a beautiful garden. You walk up to the glass, see your reflection, realize that your body is female, and never give it a second thought. You walk through the doors outside into the garden when you finally spot your girlfriend. She's Sakaki from Azumanga Daioh.
No.557
you then spot a dragon egg on a marble podium
No.558
It splits open and thousands of ants pour out.
No.559
Sakaki and you run away from the ants. On the far side of the garden is a brown venetian motorboat floating in a river. You both jump into it and ride off across the top of an awesome waterfall and into a cave. This cave is a house cave and it looks really cool and there's a huge flatscreen tv and a bar and everything in the living room. You stop for a drink.
No.562
the liquid tastes incredibly sweet, nothing like you have ever experienced before. "What is this" you wonder.
No.563
You begin to feel pressure and heat around your entire body. You shrink down so small that the carpet goes over your head. You hear rustling. Suddenly, one of those goddamn ants comes out of the forest of carpet into the small clearing that you're in. You become enraged instead of scared.
No.583
as the town around you catches on fire
No.588
>>583>shrunken in the carpet of the living room of a house inside a cave inside a stomach>the town around youI don't even
No.613
You wake up, or do you?
A blurred stream of images washes over you. Cars, a forest, a jungle, idols;
spirits are doing this to you?
You wake up for real, covered in a cold sweat. You take anti-malarial medication and dream something less frenzied and manic.
No.617
You get out of bed and walk outside of the house into a forest of carpet. There are giant dead ants everywhere.
No.645
You begin to feel as if your legs are becoming jello.
No.670
so you sit down
No.673
…on a bench in a park on a floating island.
No.688
to notice the beautiful scenery
No.704
It is a dense flooded forest with hanging vines and trees that have no bark.
No.708
But then the host of "Reading Rainbow" descends from the sky and attacks!
No.713
It is not to be, however. You ride on a donkey, with Zombie Bob Marley riding shotgun towards a Starbucks.
No.716
surprise! You are now holding a piece of paper
No.731
You try to make use of the lucidity, but it's the fleeting kind that happens right before you wake up, and you wake soon after. Or do you? Positioned on top of you on his hands and knees is Lupin III. His jacket keeps switching between green and red as he interrupts everything you try to say by talking about his own lucid dream or by just saying "Luuuuucid" and "dreeeaaam"
No.743
I look at him angrily and say: "No." Taking out a paper fan, I swing it at him and he gets blown away by the wind.
No.745
You can feel yourself waking up. If you don't figure out how to stay asleep in the next few seconds, you're going to wake up with the disappointment of another wasted lucid dream.
No.746
realizing that you are in full control of the dream, you visit an open market to buy pastries
No.765
Then a tanned guy with long black hair,a large metal gauntlet and the sexiest,most piercing yellow eyes you've ever seen walks towards you. Then he takes his shirt off.
And you've turned into a blond ninja.
No.777
..running around in a labyrinth
No.778
The woman of your dreams runs past you
No.779
suddenly, a secret agent chases you to a mall
No.786
You escape from the secret agent in a party crowd in a college gym, and sit in a chair. You see a cute girl and realize you still have some lucidity left so you summon her over to you and start making out with her. Unfortunately, you don't have full control over the dream and your body starts shrinking smaller and smaller until the girl you're tongue-tied with slurps you into her mouth and swallows you whole.
No.787
and then the dream becomes lucid!
You summon a giant drill to destroy the giant
No.799
The drill is useless against the girl's stomach lining, but a tall man with messy blond hair hands you a black knife that cuts through anything.
No.812
You take off your glasses and the lines appear before your eyes.
Just as you ready your knife, the screen flashes red and you hear that fucking annoying heartbeat sound. Shit. Your arrhythmia is kicking in again. On the fleeting edge of your consciousness, just before you black out, you see, for a fleeting second, in the corner of your eye, in the darkest reaches of the giantess' stomach, a glimpse of the silhouette… of a goddamn chair.
All of the pieces fall into place.
That fucking chair was behind all of this. You know that now and there's not a goddamn thing your can do about it.
Your meat stick tenses in anger.
No.817
Russia from Hetalia appears and sits on the chair,destroying it in a flash of red lightning.
No.830
and then the Hulk smashes, obliterating a building before your eyes
No.834
Then Myouren Hijiri from Touhou appears and tells you that the Chosen One must stop The Dark Queen Of Ice Cirno and you are the one who must revive the mythical being. Myouren then announces that he will kill you and prevent the Chosen One awakening to gain Queen Cirno's respect.
No.873
Suddenly a 15-story tall rainbow-haired loli comes right out of nowhere and smashes one of us beneath her bare foot.
No.877
you ride away on a motorcycle - ahh, the fresh breeze
No.882
You discover that your sandwich is bigger on the inside than it is on the outside.
Inside your head you're thinking: "What?"
so you take apart your sandwich.
It looks like a normal sandwich apart from the fact that there's a large knife inside.
No.883
So you stab the sandwich remains and get 100 yen.
No.884
Quickly after receiving the money, you try to put it in your butt pocket, but it wouldn't fit no matter what. Then you realize you're not holding anything. Also you're not wearing pants.
No.894
Not wearing pants, you decide to whip out the laptop, sit down, and start wanking to some anime foot fetish pictures. You turn around and realize your cousin was watching you and looking at the screen. He seems traumatized.
No.907
Your cousin's pupil gets bigger and bigger and bigger and bigger and bigger and bigger and bigger till it fills up all avail space everywhere in a cool, dark void. You wake up, without the laptop, but still without pants, on a bed in the middle of a desert of light blue sand. You know where you are for some reason; the land of tears, where all sad/painful/remorseful memories go. A giant red sun shines in the sky, but its mostly cloudy. The gentle rain continues with no abatement.
No.909
and a little rain can't you from enjoying life - you zoom away on a motorcycle
No.910
You pass a giant broken down robot. It looks like it was struck by lightning several times, and numerous pieces have fallen off into the sand, or been scorched heavily.
A toringen glides across the sky, high up but visible, on a hand-glider, leaving sight in a bank of clouds.
No.934
Piss scared of the creature, you induced paralysis on yourself
No.936
A containment breach occurs and SCP-777-J runs away to be free. You turn around to get out, but SCP-173 is right there and you really need to blink (remember that blinking one eye doesn't work)
No.947
he chases you to a dark beach house where you shoot him repeatedly and he explodes into googly eyes
No.964
and now cute kittens are everywhere! You immediately hug one
No.969
Someone you remember was a dick from high school then finds you. You are then reduced to a game of cat and mouse, hiding around a shopping centre making sure he doesn't find you. He does, however, and then flips his shit because he can't touch you. He throws tables and chairs around, while you walk out.
No.970
After walking outside you realize youve stepped in a giant, white room. You dont know the size of it, but in the distance you see an older looking man walk towards you.
As he gets closer, you can hear him repeat quite loudly:
FIDDLERIDDLEDIDDLE
He repeats it repeatedly for three hours until he reaches you. Once he gets to you he yells:
WOULD YOU BELIEVE IT?!
You realize it is Michael Rosen
No.971
You then turn around, and you're suddenly in the Red Alert universe. You jump into what looks like a Soviet building that never appeared in the game. You run around, trying not to die when suddenly, you're looking at some Commandos getting wiped out by those pesky Commies. The "MISSION FAILED" sign appears before your eyes.
No.972
Feelings of frustration and grief swirl inside of your head. You decide to sit down to calm yourself
No.978
>>972As soon as you do, Commander Shepard comes out of fucking no where and says the Reapers are attacking. You decide to shit yourself innfear.
Youre now Garrus fucking Vakarian.
ARE YOU A BAD ENUFF DOOD?
No.980
>>978You fly over an island that's shaped like a ring. (E.g. Has water in middle) a voice-over tells you that "Of Faith, Power and Glory is one of the first bastions of air defence against the Luftwaffe." You are then told to deploy some gold-plated planes around the island.
No.981
>>980You now realize this is a VNV Nation reference and begin to look like Mikhail himself.
You are now number 1 goth badass.
You decide to go to an industrial club to fux bitches.
No.989
>>981Angry Kid appears out of the blue, and starts shooting at everyone. You watch as everyone you love and cherish get gunned down, until it's just you. You're standing in front of him, when he looks at you coldly and tells you, "run." You start to run, but your legs feel like they're walking through water. You get shot in the back, die and wake up.
No.998
…in the ruins of a cathedral located in a mystical forest
No.1006
>>998Supported on the back of a giant tortoise that is slowly moving through a completely purple field of flowers. Almost the size of the tortoise, if not bigger, a single huge mountain dominates the northern horizon.
No.1017
You attempt to climb the mountain only to find it has been greased; You will need to find another way.
No.1018
but before that, you smoke a cigarette
No.1019
You smoke the entire cigarette with a single, mighty inhalation, and turn around twice. You exhale, and a uniform ring of twelve hills rises around the mountain. The path under the mountain should lie inside one of those hills.
No.1131
You head to the nearest town to find supplies for your journey. Upon arrival you meet this woman who asks if you could help with something. You reply with a yes and she proceeds towards a farm of some sort, you following behind. She shows you a brown and white cow with wheat protruding from its skull…
No.1151
and then you notice something strange…The cows have human-like facial features
No.1165
>>1151Suddenly, you feel tickling inside of you. You turn back and see a cow entering your butt.
No.1204
you then turn your attention to the orange sky
No.1212
An orb-weaver floats against the bright background.
You become paralyzed at the sight even though you don't have arachnophobia.
>>1165*6
No.1249
While you're distracted your mom gives you a call telling you she's found the hard yaoi and bl games on your computer. She's deleted all of it from your hard drive and you're in big trouble. You feel really bad about losing the roleplay you wrote
No.1264
Out of plain curiousity…you squeezed a bug between your fingers and blue paint splattered everywhere
No.1269
I had two dreams
of a simialr fashion.
The setting is a waterway with giant open area arches.
Imagine theed from starwars
Rivers abound with stone island cities. with large catholic looking buildings everywhere made of stone.
Everything is done by boat. Giant statues sticking out of the water very greeko roman
No.1758
>>1264However, you then snap out of insanity and see that a giant Hitler baby is starting World War 3.
No.1762
But then you remember how nice it is to watch Pee-wee Herman while you're half-asleep at 3AM.
No.1771
>>1762Its pretty comforting, but the commercials are a bit wierd. Theres this Jack in the Box commercial where theyre using sex to sell their new fish tacos. And the woman voicing it sounds like Sarah Silverman.
No.1830
…you wake up in an empty parking lot that stretches as far as the eye can see. A tide rolled forth, tickling your feet with a cool sensation. Truly as ease, you lay down on the pavement to stare into the clear blue sky
No.1866
You wonder what it's like to be a cloud for a few moments.
No.1931
Then you become a cloud
No.1932
>>1931And it starts to rain.
No.2261
You find yourself standing in front of a medieval wall mural of men being stabbed with spears in the colors of royal blue and gold.
No.2318
>>2261As you stare intently at the mural, one of the men blinks and says, "A little help here?"
No.2365
An orange creature holding a red Fanta in one hand, a blue Fanta in another hand, a green Fanta in a third 'hand' that is where a foot should be, and a orange Fanta in another 'hand' that is where another foot should be tumbles through the air, flying in a fumbling-falling way that it really shouldn't.
The world shakes for a moment.
Everything that was spooky-weird is now normal looking and everything that was normal looking is now spooky and weird.
The creature is no where to be seen, it must have flown on by.
No.2488
Suddenly a fat guy takes a shit in your mouth.
No.2492
>>2488A bird wearing a green tie screams "YOU SON OF A BIIIIITCH!" and dive bombs the fat guy.
No.2511
Then you decide to turn the bird into a fish to serve him as dinner to his own family
No.2531
>>2511Feeding someone their own family is frowned upon in Russia, and the Russian police post a warrant for your arrest.
No.2610
and suddely a 100 foot tall urosuki trip and falls on
everyone including you and you die
No.2617
Then you find yourself at a abandoned warehouse.
a faint voice echos through the warehouse.
a 15-feet tall lollis voice.
you enter the warehouse
No.2643
Inside that warehouse there's are two girls playing.
One of the girls, for some reason thinking it would be harmless, starts a fire on herself.
The flames consume her until she's nothing but a skeleton. However, she never seemed to be in any pain, she died with a calm face.
No.2644
NOCTURNAL
INFERNO
THE SUFFERING
ETERNAL
No.2647
^_^
No.2681
You enter the smile.
No.2747
“what happened here?”
No.2764
>>2747An unresponsive, translucent blue man approaches, his only clothes seeming to be a tattered bath robe. There is something about his look that suggests a criminal. He silently walks through what appears to be a mansion corridor, leaving no choice but to follow