No.964
and now cute kittens are everywhere! You immediately hug one
No.969
Someone you remember was a dick from high school then finds you. You are then reduced to a game of cat and mouse, hiding around a shopping centre making sure he doesn't find you. He does, however, and then flips his shit because he can't touch you. He throws tables and chairs around, while you walk out.
No.970
After walking outside you realize youve stepped in a giant, white room. You dont know the size of it, but in the distance you see an older looking man walk towards you.
As he gets closer, you can hear him repeat quite loudly:
FIDDLERIDDLEDIDDLE
He repeats it repeatedly for three hours until he reaches you. Once he gets to you he yells:
WOULD YOU BELIEVE IT?!
You realize it is Michael Rosen
No.971
You then turn around, and you're suddenly in the Red Alert universe. You jump into what looks like a Soviet building that never appeared in the game. You run around, trying not to die when suddenly, you're looking at some Commandos getting wiped out by those pesky Commies. The "MISSION FAILED" sign appears before your eyes.
No.972
Feelings of frustration and grief swirl inside of your head. You decide to sit down to calm yourself
No.978
>>972As soon as you do, Commander Shepard comes out of fucking no where and says the Reapers are attacking. You decide to shit yourself innfear.
Youre now Garrus fucking Vakarian.
ARE YOU A BAD ENUFF DOOD?
No.980
>>978You fly over an island that's shaped like a ring. (E.g. Has water in middle) a voice-over tells you that "Of Faith, Power and Glory is one of the first bastions of air defence against the Luftwaffe." You are then told to deploy some gold-plated planes around the island.
No.981
>>980You now realize this is a VNV Nation reference and begin to look like Mikhail himself.
You are now number 1 goth badass.
You decide to go to an industrial club to fux bitches.
No.989
>>981Angry Kid appears out of the blue, and starts shooting at everyone. You watch as everyone you love and cherish get gunned down, until it's just you. You're standing in front of him, when he looks at you coldly and tells you, "run." You start to run, but your legs feel like they're walking through water. You get shot in the back, die and wake up.
No.998
…in the ruins of a cathedral located in a mystical forest
No.1006
>>998Supported on the back of a giant tortoise that is slowly moving through a completely purple field of flowers. Almost the size of the tortoise, if not bigger, a single huge mountain dominates the northern horizon.
No.1017
You attempt to climb the mountain only to find it has been greased; You will need to find another way.
No.1018
but before that, you smoke a cigarette
No.1019
You smoke the entire cigarette with a single, mighty inhalation, and turn around twice. You exhale, and a uniform ring of twelve hills rises around the mountain. The path under the mountain should lie inside one of those hills.
No.1131
You head to the nearest town to find supplies for your journey. Upon arrival you meet this woman who asks if you could help with something. You reply with a yes and she proceeds towards a farm of some sort, you following behind. She shows you a brown and white cow with wheat protruding from its skull…
No.1151
and then you notice something strange…The cows have human-like facial features
No.1165
>>1151Suddenly, you feel tickling inside of you. You turn back and see a cow entering your butt.
No.1204
you then turn your attention to the orange sky
No.1212
An orb-weaver floats against the bright background.
You become paralyzed at the sight even though you don't have arachnophobia.
>>1165*6
No.1249
While you're distracted your mom gives you a call telling you she's found the hard yaoi and bl games on your computer. She's deleted all of it from your hard drive and you're in big trouble. You feel really bad about losing the roleplay you wrote
No.1264
Out of plain curiousity…you squeezed a bug between your fingers and blue paint splattered everywhere
No.1269
I had two dreams
of a simialr fashion.
The setting is a waterway with giant open area arches.
Imagine theed from starwars
Rivers abound with stone island cities. with large catholic looking buildings everywhere made of stone.
Everything is done by boat. Giant statues sticking out of the water very greeko roman
No.1758
>>1264However, you then snap out of insanity and see that a giant Hitler baby is starting World War 3.
No.1762
But then you remember how nice it is to watch Pee-wee Herman while you're half-asleep at 3AM.
No.1771
>>1762Its pretty comforting, but the commercials are a bit wierd. Theres this Jack in the Box commercial where theyre using sex to sell their new fish tacos. And the woman voicing it sounds like Sarah Silverman.
No.1830
…you wake up in an empty parking lot that stretches as far as the eye can see. A tide rolled forth, tickling your feet with a cool sensation. Truly as ease, you lay down on the pavement to stare into the clear blue sky
No.1866
You wonder what it's like to be a cloud for a few moments.
No.1931
Then you become a cloud
No.1932
>>1931And it starts to rain.
No.2261
You find yourself standing in front of a medieval wall mural of men being stabbed with spears in the colors of royal blue and gold.
No.2318
>>2261As you stare intently at the mural, one of the men blinks and says, "A little help here?"
No.2365
An orange creature holding a red Fanta in one hand, a blue Fanta in another hand, a green Fanta in a third 'hand' that is where a foot should be, and a orange Fanta in another 'hand' that is where another foot should be tumbles through the air, flying in a fumbling-falling way that it really shouldn't.
The world shakes for a moment.
Everything that was spooky-weird is now normal looking and everything that was normal looking is now spooky and weird.
The creature is no where to be seen, it must have flown on by.
No.2488
Suddenly a fat guy takes a shit in your mouth.
No.2492
>>2488A bird wearing a green tie screams "YOU SON OF A BIIIIITCH!" and dive bombs the fat guy.
No.2511
Then you decide to turn the bird into a fish to serve him as dinner to his own family
No.2531
>>2511Feeding someone their own family is frowned upon in Russia, and the Russian police post a warrant for your arrest.
No.2610
and suddely a 100 foot tall urosuki trip and falls on
everyone including you and you die
No.2617
Then you find yourself at a abandoned warehouse.
a faint voice echos through the warehouse.
a 15-feet tall lollis voice.
you enter the warehouse
No.2643
Inside that warehouse there's are two girls playing.
One of the girls, for some reason thinking it would be harmless, starts a fire on herself.
The flames consume her until she's nothing but a skeleton. However, she never seemed to be in any pain, she died with a calm face.
No.2644
NOCTURNAL
INFERNO
THE SUFFERING
ETERNAL
No.2647
^_^
No.2681
You enter the smile.
No.2747
“what happened here?”
No.2764
>>2747An unresponsive, translucent blue man approaches, his only clothes seeming to be a tattered bath robe. There is something about his look that suggests a criminal. He silently walks through what appears to be a mansion corridor, leaving no choice but to follow
No.2790
A mole rat crawls out of my eye and screams something. I follow him back into my eye socket which is actually a huge cave. He has a Thinkpad T460 on his desk. He seems to be complaining that he can't use it because he has no hands.
