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Anonymous 12/03/13 (Tue) 18:01:42 No.121 [Reply]

Someone help me out here

Plastic 12/03/13 (Tue) 18:03:30 No.122

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Oh my god me and my friend were talking about these templates the other day

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Anonymous 12/02/13 (Mon) 13:17:55 No.117 [Reply]

Does anyone still read D-Joe's Forest?

Anonymous 12/02/13 (Mon) 14:35:39 No.119

i actually read it all last week and it was really cute. i wish the author would move to a more convenient site than facebook, like smackjeeves or something, though.

Plastic 12/02/13 (Mon) 20:16:39 No.120

He's been workin' on it I'm sure.

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Anonymous 10/21/13 (Mon) 13:31:29 No.88 [Reply]

>Dave (the writer of Melon-Joe) is standing on a chair
>He is in the middle of a crowd of Corey worshipers
>He is laughing at all of us
>"It's kinda funny how you guys talk about a cartoon like that"
>He wipes the tears from his face
>"You pathetic Ubuu's need to get a job and stop obsessing over children"
>All Corey lovers begin to hang their heads and cry internally
>Dave begins licking the tears from our faces
>"You're tears aren't enough to please me"
>He presents a picture of Corey with only his underwear on
>The Corey lovers can't help it
>They all begin to ejaculate uncontrollably
>The cum showering on all the Corey worshipers but none on Dave
>Dave is laughing even more
>"They're 9 years old"
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Anonymous 10/24/13 (Thu) 13:05:26 No.97

>>96

>Get over there
>Dress Dave in Corey's sweater
>Fuck
>Get comic
>win win

Anonymous 10/24/13 (Thu) 17:25:53 No.98

>Implying David hates the fandom

I'll have you know, David laughs at the fandom constantly and mocks us.

…he has a bit of a right too…

Anonymous 10/24/13 (Thu) 17:26:33 No.99

Does Dave ever like…look on this board?

Anonymous 10/25/13 (Fri) 14:15:26 No.100

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I like to picture Dave sitting at his computer face palming at all our reviews

Anonymous 12/02/13 (Mon) 13:31:22 No.118

>David walking down the street enjoying the day
>Someone from Ubuu passes him
>The NEET doesn't notice it's David
>David doesn't know it's a Ubuu guy
>as Ubuu passes they suddenly get a psychic connection
>Ubuu can hear and taste what David thinks
>Ubuu suddenly hears a child with a somewhat raspy voice saying "Ha ha thanks Hugo! D-Joe you gotta hurry up!"
>the taste of melons floods his mouth
>David is already 40 feet away
>Ubuu guy turns to David with mouth agape
>"You're…" He mutters
>David looks back
>David suddenly dashes towards him at mock 2
>Ubuu gets scared and tries to run away
>it is to no avail
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Anonymous 11/12/13 (Tue) 18:15:54 No.108 [Reply]

So I did this in science class. The teacher told us all to do a powerpoint. I snuck in and changed everything to D-Joe.

>Waists 1 and a half hours of work
>Worth is

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Anonymous 11/12/13 (Tue) 20:43:53 No.111

more slides

Anonymous 11/13/13 (Wed) 00:27:34 No.112

I hope nobody saw because I, for one, cringed.

Anonymous 11/13/13 (Wed) 13:10:18 No.113

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Anonymous 11/13/13 (Wed) 13:18:50 No.114

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We presented it at lunch. Everyone in class had to do a slide. No one suspected it was me. I kinda feel like garbage for doing it, but after seeing how enraged everyone was afterwards I felt nothing but success.

Anonymous 11/15/13 (Fri) 18:03:39 No.115

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That's the fucking best.

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Anonymous 11/02/13 (Sat) 01:17:36 No.106 [Reply]

I kinda wanna fuck Corey

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Anonymous 10/29/13 (Tue) 18:40:48 No.104 [Reply]

Guys
What if Corey
Was straight
And didn't wanna fuck D-Joe
And D-Joe wasn't a whore
And Corey was just a normal guy

Lex 10/29/13 (Tue) 18:42:16 No.105

Then it'd all be wrong

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Anonymous 10/27/13 (Sun) 23:41:44 No.102 [Reply]

What type of dog is Corey?

Anonymous 10/28/13 (Mon) 02:51:33 No.103

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god damn it fuck you

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Anonymous 10/17/13 (Thu) 10:42:22 No.73 [Reply]

Guys, Corey lives in the forest in a treehouse. He clearly never showers or really takes care of himself. His teeth are probably insanely rotted, his hairs obviously gonna be greasier than French fries and he probably stinks of farts, armpit and ass.

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Lech 10/21/13 (Mon) 10:45:58 No.80

>>79
JESUS D'ATS SUM GOOD FANART

Anonymous 10/21/13 (Mon) 10:51:55 No.81

>>79
I never really found Corey attractive. But when I see Fanart like this I can't help but cum a little

Plastic 10/21/13 (Mon) 10:52:50 No.82

>>81

Spider Jerusalem 10/21/13 (Mon) 11:06:59 No.87

>>79
Sweet Jesus, I actually like that.

Anonymous 10/26/13 (Sat) 23:22:58 No.101

He's so hot

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Anonymous 10/21/13 (Mon) 11:04:02 No.86 [Reply]

Can any of you artists draw some Rule34 of Corey and D-Joe? I need something new to fap to

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Wretch 10/14/13 (Mon) 22:25:39 No.65 [Reply]

I want to cum inside D-Joe

Anonymous 10/14/13 (Mon) 23:34:16 No.66

We all do.

Anonymous 10/15/13 (Tue) 05:51:34 No.67

Plebeian Treehouse Servant Tier:
D-Joe

Glorious Treehouse God Tier:
Corey

Anonymous 10/21/13 (Mon) 10:54:15 No.83

I want D-Joe to cum inside me

Anonymous 10/21/13 (Mon) 10:56:14 No.84

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>>83

>Choosing D-Joe over the most fuckable character in D-Joe's Forest

Fletch 10/21/13 (Mon) 10:57:57 No.85

>>84
….Who?