>Dave (the writer of Melon-Joe) is standing on a chair >He is in the middle of a crowd of Corey worshipers >He is laughing at all of us >"It's kinda funny how you guys talk about a cartoon like that">He wipes the tears from his face >"You patheti

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Anonymous 10/21/13 (Mon) 13:31:29 No.88

>Dave (the writer of Melon-Joe) is standing on a chair
>He is in the middle of a crowd of Corey worshipers
>He is laughing at all of us
>"It's kinda funny how you guys talk about a cartoon like that"
>He wipes the tears from his face
>"You pathetic Ubuu's need to get a job and stop obsessing over children"
>All Corey lovers begin to hang their heads and cry internally
>Dave begins licking the tears from our faces
>"You're tears aren't enough to please me"
>He presents a picture of Corey with only his underwear on
>The Corey lovers can't help it
>They all begin to ejaculate uncontrollably
>The cum showering on all the Corey worshipers but none on Dave
>Dave is laughing even more
>"They're 9 years old"
>All of us begin sobbing in shame
>Dave holds a picture of Corey and D-Joe french kissing
>He then throws it on the floor
>A few Corey lovers attack each other for it
>Dave spits on the pile of people
>Dave leaves leaving all us Corey lovers to drown in our own tears and sexual fluids

Anonymous 10/21/13 (Mon) 21:17:22 No.89

Why would you say that Dave? I thought we was friends

Anonymous 10/22/13 (Tue) 15:30:44 No.90

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Dave hates the fandom?!

Vented Shoe 10/22/13 (Tue) 15:31:55 No.91

I want Dave and Corey to stand next to each other and cum on my face as I'm tied up in his treehouse

Anonymous 10/22/13 (Tue) 15:33:59 No.92

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What does Davey look like?
….is he hot? [sweats]

Anonymous 10/23/13 (Wed) 20:34:37 No.93

He's probably a depressed sack

Anonymous 10/24/13 (Thu) 02:58:46 No.94

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>"They're 9 years old"

i came

Anonymous 10/24/13 (Thu) 12:51:41 No.95

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>Announcement on the Facebook page that there's going to be a comedic accidental kiss between Corey and Melon-Joe
>Ubuu goes apeshit
>Weeks pass and nothing
>Suddenly all Ubuus are in a stadium
>David is lowered from a chair in the ceiling
>He is holding in his hands a comic
>He raises it up, "Here it is you silly heads"
>Everyone instantly starts making a World War Z style human ladder up to him
>David is 30 feet from the floor
>He crosses his legs and smiles in amusement
>The chair floats to the stage
>Everyones still losing their shit
>Some Ubuu's have been trampled to death already
>David holds the comic above his head
>"D-Joe also showers in this"
>Upon the thought of D-Joe's naked wet body all Ubuu's get unreasonably hard
>They begin accidentally anal and orally rape each other
>No time for apologies
>David begins to laugh at all the Ubuu's
>"You're all disgusting"
>All of us in sync
>"Why would you say that Dave I thought we was friends"
>David throws the comic book and everyone begins to rip it apart and fight over it
>David is still laughing at us
>The frame where D-Joe is showering falls out
>Everyone begins fapping
>The cum stains the paper
>The frame where Melon-Joe and Corey kiss falls out
>Ubuu's start cumming blood from there being no cum left in them
>David's chair floats out of the window with him sitting on it still laughing
>All of us drown in our own jizz and blood

Plastic 10/24/13 (Thu) 13:01:06 No.96

>Dave announces on facebook
>It is a video
>Press play
>Dave lying under a obviously sweat stained blanket
>You can see from the wrinkles in the blanket he's naked
>He looks as if he hasn't showered in weeks
>In the background is piles of used to be white underwear and a Uboachan poster
>He is lying on his bed
>There is no sheet just a mattress
>A pile of vanity fair magazines instead of a pillow
>He's looking at the camera
>"So uh I got the next chapter over here..you guys can come over and get it whenever I guess"

what do

Anonymous 10/24/13 (Thu) 13:05:26 No.97

>>96

>Get over there
>Dress Dave in Corey's sweater
>Fuck
>Get comic
>win win

Anonymous 10/24/13 (Thu) 17:25:53 No.98

>Implying David hates the fandom

I'll have you know, David laughs at the fandom constantly and mocks us.

…he has a bit of a right too…

Anonymous 10/24/13 (Thu) 17:26:33 No.99

Does Dave ever like…look on this board?

Anonymous 10/25/13 (Fri) 14:15:26 No.100

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I like to picture Dave sitting at his computer face palming at all our reviews

Anonymous 12/02/13 (Mon) 13:31:22 No.118

>David walking down the street enjoying the day
>Someone from Ubuu passes him
>The NEET doesn't notice it's David
>David doesn't know it's a Ubuu guy
>as Ubuu passes they suddenly get a psychic connection
>Ubuu can hear and taste what David thinks
>Ubuu suddenly hears a child with a somewhat raspy voice saying "Ha ha thanks Hugo! D-Joe you gotta hurry up!"
>the taste of melons floods his mouth
>David is already 40 feet away
>Ubuu guy turns to David with mouth agape
>"You're…" He mutters
>David looks back
>David suddenly dashes towards him at mock 2
>Ubuu gets scared and tries to run away
>it is to no avail
>David is 10 feet away now
>David jumps into the air
>he is now 20 feet above the Ubuu
>David then transforms into a bald eagle
>David flies into the sky
>He's holding something in his talons
>It is the full comic
>He is flying to high up
>He enters the orbit and begins flying at mock 20
>Mock 40
>Mock 100
>Earths orbit quickens
>Earth behind spinning at immense speed
>the sound of the world population screams
>David breaks the world in half
>David destroys the world
>There is one person left alive
>David flies back down, turning back into a person
>David gives the last survivor the comic