No.594
>>593So, you are basically saying that because Hussie didn't draw them without bodies, we 100% have to interpret them exactly as they are shown?
Oh, also, Vriska has huge fucking eyes, and it's not just the art style.
Also, sometimes, certain characters have different arm lengths, and most of the time, no arms at all, so we should also interpret as that the characters can control their arm length at will.
Everything must be interpreted exactly as shown.
Even though Hussie, the creator of the comic said we didn't have to.
We have to.
No.595
>>590yeah thats just my personal little joke theory i dont really expect anyone to like or get lol.
err here is a really sloppy doodle to try and explain what i mean by frog characteristics?
Tympanic(wow i suck at spellan) membrane are these circular spots right behind a frog's eyes that function as ears, I see gamzee as having an especially wide mouth, and I also sort of see him as making the honk noise within his throat, and that his throat expands when this happens, similar to a frog croaking. When he is sober/CRAZYASFUKK he usually types/speaks alternating in lowercase and uppercase, and I like to think as well that when he is speaking with uppercase text his throat is semi-expanded and his voice is a lot deeper and gravely.
frog eyes are a given as well, I liked them also due to their similarity to goats eyes.
the fact that Gamzee lives near water also kind of contributed to my headcanon of the sort of AMPHIBIA SPECTRUM thing i guess.
herdedurr no one really cares shush your butt now naz.
No.596
>>594No. What I'm saying is that people that have fat headcanons are complete magnitudes off the chart. People that think they're chubby are different.
I'm not saying they're figures of health and fitness, I'm saying they're not whales like some people seem to believe.
No.597
>>593you shouldnt be bent out of shape when the *creator* said that is what he intended for people to do with these characters. it is his comic, not yours, if people want to interpret vriska as being fat, or kanaya as being thin, jade as black, rose as mexican, whatever its not really for you to police.
No.598
>>597Um
I never said anything about the race? I said something about being disappointed in Hussie for his terrible execution of that argument but I never said anything about the race.
By the way, this is what I mean when I say fat (minus the body hair). I can get people thinking she's overweight, which is in fact much different than being fat. I don't get people that think this thuogh.
No.599
>>596So basically, it's okay for fans to imagine Vriska as chubby, but not as obese?
No.600
>>598i know, i get that, but still if that is what the creator wants people to do, then people can see her as fat as they want to, thoughit would make more sense for someone like gamzee to be obese.
but anyway, seriously you are going to need to get over it, when they are in their sort of chibimode, you could easily interpret vriska as being that size, the less chibi versions of the characters, not so much, it seriously does not matter though. peoples headcanons really shouldnt bother you so much..
No.601
>>598The fact that you didn't mention race is kind of un-important, you were still basically saying that people shouldn't have headcannons about the characters specific details in their looks, even if you only really mentioned weights and heights.
No.603
Just to make sure, with the Act 6 Act 3 [S] game, by the end, all that was supposed to happen was three pesterlogs, some of those carving messages that I forget what they are called, and that she put some skull in some thing and some lights happened, right? Just to make sure I am not missing anything.
No.604
>>602Because you will end up trying to say that Andrew Hussie is explaining how people are supposed to view his comic wrong?
No.605
>>604No, because Hussie also debated this one to a lower extent and turned it into a joke instead.
No.606
>>603Never mind, I checked the wiki and realized I did miss something.
No.607
>>600Somewhat off topic, but on the topic of headcanon weights, I never really thought about their weights much before, but when I think about it, Gamzee would probably be the skinniest(In my headcanon opinions). Malnutrition from only eating slime pie and faygo.
No.608
I THINK I might have figured out Karkat's(Or, I guess all the trolls were born on the same day, I think, maybe?) birthday. Like, I know it was announced in Troll days or something, but, I mean, in Human days. Maybe a more math-y person could help me figure out if I figured it out right? Okay, March 21st. I figure this because the SGRUB session took 600 hours, and then they started talking to John and his friends right after, right? So, Karkat's Birthday/Wriggling Day/ect was 600 hours before April 13th, 600 hours = 25 days, so… I guess that would mean the 21st? Or would that be the 20th? Fuck, can someone who doesn't completely suck at math help me out here?
No.609
>>608what point are you trying to make here he was born 6/12???
No.610
>>609Wait, his birthday is already figured out?
Fuck, Google didn't find any results like that.
No.611
>>610It was announced on the first page of Hivebent/Alterniabound
No.612
>>611"the 12th bilunar perigee of the 6th dark season's equinox"
Isn't that troll time though?
Was there a page or Tumblr/Twitter update where troll time was announced, or are we just assuming that bilunar perigee is day and dark season's equinox is month or what?
No.613
>>612the trolls and humans live in separate universes, time is not constant between them
413 is the arc number of homestuck because it's the leader's birthday, 612 is the hivebent arc number for the same reason I'm sure
No.615
What the fucking
**God Tier Gamzee
Post-scratch world**
The fuck
No.616
>>615Fuck the spoiler tags didn't work that way.
No.623
Oh, and from the honk at the end, I'd say that insane sober Gamzee is back.
No.628
>>623Insane sober gamzee implies that his natural indigoblood bloodlust has returned
Also he honks all the time. He did it in the intermission too.
No.629
>>628I guess… D:
I just find that the deaths of characters(Unless they are my favorites ;_; ) kind of hilarious in a way.
No.630
>>628gamzee normally would type LiKe tHiS though, and that honk was all lowercase. when sober/insane he'd
ALTERNATE UPPERCASE
with motherfuckin lowercase
IN EVERY LINE
No.631
>>630A6A1 Gamzee started typing like a sensible person. Technically sober gamzee also did. Him being high as shit accounted for his odd quirk is all I can make of it.
No.632
And, I mean, it's not like Gamzee was ever totally cured. I mean, he stole all of the bodies, and then wasted Jane's kernelsprite on making Vriska and Tavros into some mutant shit
No.633
I like sorting in my mind what my favorites are(Character-wise), and I like picking my favorites from groups(Trolls/Beta Kids/Alpha Kids/Guardians/Ect), but it only occured to me now that it would even make sense to choose a favorite kernelsprite.
Tavrisprite is now my favorite kernelsprite. Definitely.
I know that Tavrisprite(Atleast, from what we have seen) is un-important, but I love her(his?) design.
No.634
I don't know how I came to be here or why I read this entire thread, since I have zero familiarity with uboachan.
That being said, in response to oldish conversations— I feel like people's negative impression of the fans mostly comes from sites like DeviantArt and tumblr which, from what I can tell, are are cesspools of fandum. Not as a universal statement, but oh well.
That being said, I am very, very glad Tavrisprite has already stopped being a thing.
No.640
>>634I actually like Tavrisprite. I prefer Tavros and Vriska as separate people, but I really like Tavrisprite design.
Also, I dunno much about how stupid the Tumblr fandom is, I rarely pay attention to Tumblr, other than Ask Blogs, which I quite like. But I did look up a couple Tumblr things, and they were kind of retarded.
No.642
>>640tumblr fangirls in general are pretty terrible. but with homestuck it seems like almost double retardation at times
No.644
>>643Oho, don't get me started on some of them. I'm not gonna lump the entire website's fanbase together but a large majority of them just fill my brain so full of fuck.
Like with the Jaspers/Jade update some people thought Jade was turning into Jack Noir because she teleported through the wall.
No.662
GT: NO PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE DO NOT GIVE ME A BONER DIRK!!!
TT: Sorry Jake. The plan's in motion.
TT: Next stop, Boner City.
No.668
Recent updates, anyone?
No.669
I thought I would be interested in the pre-scratch trolls but it turns out I don't give a fuck.
another funny thing: when the trolls were introduced, I didn't really like them, but they grew on me. the pre-scratch crew I liked at first but I like them less and less the more screen time they get
and I don't like or trust uu/UU
No.676
The longer and longer this goes on the less and less I like it.
I don't know why. I want to like Homestuck, but I can't.
No.680
>>676It's because the plot has nothing to do with the four kids that just went god tier anymore.
No.684
>>682I'm glad you posted that, because I didn't save it and he took the link down when I went back to get it later
No.691
>>682I love Calliope's trollsona, but I honestly think normal Calliope is awesome and I like her design a lot better.
No.701
Dirk doing a bunch of shit, cutting his own head off, and then appearing casually next to jake was, for me, probably one of the best/funniest things that has happened in awhile.
No.703
I'm not a huge DirkJake fan, but I really love the way the kiss panel was drawn.
