This is honestly pretty fucking embarrassing but recently I had a dream where Yugioh was real and somehow I wound up sucking Rex Raptor's dick. Woke up mildly horrified. Most bizarre dream I can remember having in the past year or so.
There was also the dream I had when I was a kid, around 4 or 5, where a sloth statue in an empty mall came to life and murdered my mother in front of me by bludgeoning her skull in with a coffee mug. Because of this dream, the first time I saw a sloth in-person at around age 10, I had a panic attack in the zoo. The dream really wasn't as strange as the lasting damage it caused, but I'd still count it up there.
Honestly wish I was shitposting with both of these but I'm dead serious. It's terrible.
Once I dreamt I was being chased by a T Rex in a large glass hallway
one time i had a dream where seitsatsu was a huge poorfag
i still haven't woken up yet
when i was a kid, i had the wackiest fucking dreams, and still do. one which sticks out, was me and my dad had to go to a store for a keyboard for his jeep, and the store was super nice, it had a waterfall in the lobby. when an employee helped us, we passed a pool with a tight rope over it, and bart and homer were on it. every time bart took a step, he farted, then he said butt. homer was furious, and pushed him in and dived in after. then the pool turned black, and then i woke up. thats just one of hundreds of wacky dreams that come from my twisted mind.
Had one as a child where I had to cross a large jungle while avoiding murderous invisible ankylosauruses. I don't think I made it.