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We discussed it last night, it's semen, this also confirms "the theory"


this site is dildos


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Jesus Christ, Seisatsu!

Who in their right mind would even make something in such an idiotic way as this?


You are such a terrible coder that even when I'm supposed to have left this community forever you you made me come back just to post about this.


It's funny because he probably just ripped code for it without even checking how shitty it is.


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>you made me come back
>vomitive shithole
>just recognized you browse the site every day
Also worst tohou ever



fukken saved


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We vomitive shithole now


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>vomitive shithole


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We vomitive now


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posten in epic thread



No, faggot. You are the vomitives


I love you guys.


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that's so sudden! we love you too


I am proud to be a moderator of such a wonderful, vomitive shithole.


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it's a 5 star post and you all know it


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Eye've abandoned the vomitive shithole Gensokyo is quite some time ago and eyem not going back there now, don't ever compare me again with these "youkais" if they even could be called that


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I-I've abandoned the vomitive shithole u-ubuuchan is quite some time ago and I'm not going back there now… I'm posting just for that, I-Is not that I like you or anything, baka! don't ever associate me with these "people" if they can even could be called that! IDIOT IDIOT!


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I have abandoned the vomitive shithole dreaming is quite some time ago and I'm not going back there now. Don't ever associate me with those "fangames", if they could even be called that.


mado is sick of fangames ubuu


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I've abandoned the vomitive shithole getting doubles is quite some time ago, don't ever compare me with those "gets" if they could even be called that, check em!


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I have abandoned the vomitive shithole suffering is quite some time ago and I'm not going back there now. Don't ever associate me with those "witches", if they could even be called that.


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I have abandoned the vomitive shithole Daventry is quite some time ago and I'm not going back there now. Don't ever associate me with those "games", if they could even be called that.


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looks like you're real good at making friends over there. Gender it up.


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I have abandoned the vomitive shithole Yamaku is quite some time ago and I'm not going back there now. Don't ever associate me with those "katawa", if they could even be called that. WAHAHAHA~!


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I've abandoned the vomitive shithole chan etiquette is quite some time ago and I'm not going back there now. Don't ever associate me with those "oldfags",if they could even be called that.
>2013 ishiggidy diggity tfw no topkek mado was ropped




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Will we have snow this year? Will certain someone complain bout Sei's coding again?




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I give you… SNOW!!!



Now we dont want it


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I'll probably turn it off some time next year.


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Snow on mod panel is black


I don't want fleas



That's a programmed rare event.




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Not rare enough, it appeared twice already and i've been here less than 20 minutes today.


Rarer now.


Casually crying while watching the snow on Ubuu…



Oh, the nostalgia…


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Ewww the black snow makes my monitor look so dirty when it gathers at the bottom of the screen. I tried to wipe it off before I knew what it was.

In other words, great work Sei I love it


So I guess I'm not banned anymore?


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oh my god it's a christmas miracle

Marisa's like Frost the Snowman, they come back when it snows!


are you sure you didnt make changes in your router?


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Marisa, the mod~ was a very vomitive soul~
With a black witch hat and a button nose
And a heart made out of coal~

Marisa the mod is a fairy tale, they say,
He hated the snow but ubuuchon knows
How he abandoned the shithole one day~

>bumpetty bump bump bumpetty bump bump

Look at Marisa go!
>bumpetty bump bump bumpetty bump bump
Back to the vomitive shithole!


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Chewky get over here we're getting married


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oh boy here we go.


This kid Marisa, you're just using a different router/proxy I bet.
Go home


they are. The first six numbers of the ip are the same.


Oh wait, my IP changed when we upgraded our bandwidth. Derp.

Anyway, I see sei is still doing silly things.


I swear I actually had no idea my IP changed and was just trying to post just… for the hell of it.

I'm not going to take advantage of this little oversight, I'll be taking my leave once I inform on /media/ about where my files went to.


do you like Doritos?


This topic got interesting again, my hunt for the now rarer black snow continues.


Sei what do we get if we find black snow?


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If you happen to find black snow on the news page, look around for the thing that changed.



Don't lose your way, Sei.


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BTW, RIP Seisatsu.


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Don't lose your way? Or is there something else? I expected an inverse banner or something, step it up senpai~




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I think the coding on these snowflakes is too simplistic.
Seisatsu should program an engine that will generate each snowflake individually so that no two snowflakes look the same.


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I wish the snow would build up on the bottom screen when not scrolling. It makes me sad when it melts. Nice to watch, though.


The melt time is probably configurable. I'll look into it.




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>inb4 more <DIV>


This pleases me immensely.


* More snow at once.
* More snow able to stick to the bottom of the screen at once.
* Snowflakes look like snowflakes.
* Larger maximum snowflake size.
* Snow no longer pauses when window is unfocused.


ahaha it's wonderful
can we have a year round snow board? we can't let all this div go to waste


oh look the snow doesnt lag anymore how about that


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It doesn't stretch my screen randomly either. Seisatsu confirmed for Santa.
>he's making a list
>checking it twice
>he's gonna find out who's fraudulent or nice
I could write a whole book of ubuu christmas carols.


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Booger the snot-nosed camwhore
Had a lot of stupid posts
and if you ever saw them
you would even say they're Spam

All of the other channers
Used to say she's not a NEET
They never poor Booger
Join in any slef-loathing

Then one sunny june morning
Praesul came to say
Booger with your super gross snots
won't you help delete spam bots?

Then all the channers loved her
as they shouted out with glee
Booger the snot nose moderator
Delete my browser history!


Can anyone besides a staff member name all the staff members?


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no moar snow.

bah humbug.


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The complete list is in the modronomicon


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I wonder how many non-staff members have read the Rules/FAQ page.


I've read them a few times and I swear that staff list is new.


I forgot to add Booger-chan to the list when she was added to the staff, and I updated it just now


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I am very happy about this snow. Very, very happy.


I did vaguely ask for my mom status to be a secret when I first got it because I was worried people would be mad because I was unpopular at the time. But I haven't pissed off anyone in a while so it's cool


>I could write a whole book of ubuu christmas carols.

Do it. One specially dedicated to every user here. We're 30 at most anyway so it shouldn't be a problem. Just remember ol' anons.


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That would be amazing


There should be an option to disable the melting effect, or at least greatly increasing the time it takes for the snowflakes to melt.

I would totally be up for seeing how long it takes before my entire screen is filled, and how well I can browse the site in that state.


The snowflakes aren't programmed to stack on top of each other, they just all collect at y coordinate 0.


option for year round snow please
1/40 chance for blizzard
1/1000 chance for snow falling up


1/64 chance for black snow obviously.


I didn't write the original script but these are all probably pretty easy modifications.

Also note that once in a while one of the snowflakes is actually a tiny snowman.


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100/100 more <DIV>.


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booger i'm dying


I just realized that the watermark from the artist on that painting of snowmiser is "Corey"…oops


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Booger this is the second time you end up getting the 666 get before I am able to! Damn!

Now that I took it out, nice song, <DIV>s and and dubs.

>I just realized that the watermark from the artist on that painting of snowmiser is "Corey"…oops

I thought you did it on purpose


what can I say, I'm satan desu.

haha nooo I stay as far away from the corey shit


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it was saya btw


It's gone now… Whyyyyyyyy?


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Suddenly it wont update.


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Okay, I should've fixed what happened when I disabled snow. I'll give two explanations, although both will end up with "god damn it, Seisatsu";

The easy one: The problem was caused by a simple file permission issue that I couldn't see because my shitty ftp access doesn't show me who owns what files. I fixed it by switching to the old file and doing another edit to disable snow. Blame Seisatsu for giving me shitty tools to help manage the site with.

The more complicated one: News.html is chowned to a certain owner that I couldn't see due to ftp only showing chmod permissions, not owner:group permissions. Because news.html was owned by a different person and group, I couldn't directly edit it. So I decided if I made a copy, it should preserve the owner/group (this has been the case for me before, although I used sftp over ssh). I'd add my edits in, reupload and swap the filenames. Obviously, that was incorrect and ftp is shit, and I need actual shell access if I'm going to do anything and be able to do it properly.

Either way, sorry about the issues I caused. If any persist, feel free to post in here or shoot me a PM on IRC.


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Beep boop, shell access granted.


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I'm flattered by the effort you're putting into these images


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All for our little vomitive shithole.


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Good work Sei, I really like this EboSnow.
btw why wasn't this thread sticky'd?


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idk but it is now lol.


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Oh boy here we go… had to disable scripts on the whole page because of continuous freezing.

Damn you again, Sei.


every fucking year, I almost love it


I halved the amount of snowflakes moving at once, maybe that will help.


It actually helped, yes.

Now go and learn how to use html5 canvas instead of this gross <div> mess, boy.


> Blanketing the entire page with a canvas layer.


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You're clearly doing this to piss me off, aren't you?


>not liking the div mess

hey saya, where's your vomitive shithole christmast spirit?



holy crap I really didn't know how to keep the mic from picking up breathing noises back then I'm so sorry. My recordings don't sound like that anymore.



1) I would have to write a snow script from scratch to use canvas. I can't simply convert a script that uses moving divs.

2) I think that covering the entire page from left to right, top to bottom in a canvas would probably be slower and more resource intensive than the current method, and might cause weird bugs on some browsers.

3) The whole thing is a joke anyway, why bother?


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Saya, Sei don't fight, we all know you're united by the power of <DIV> elements.


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It's December, where is the snow sei you piece of shit


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Sei you bastard, it's that time again. Don't make us wait, we'll gonna burn ubuu to ashes if we don't get our precious snow.


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Will the Vomitive Shithole get a white Christmas this year? Will Seisatsu finally do something?

The answer:


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Give us snow or I'll bring Corey back


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The snow, THE SNOW.


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i didnt mean literally you cuck


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The memories.


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Look at the code


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It feels like being back in 2012. The code freezing the browser. The snow that won't let you see what you're reading. Saya with her serif. Nothing beats this feeling.
I love you all, faggots.


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Feels so retro


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So many memories, this is me in the fraud era.


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Yay, snow!


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fuck you sei. holy shit this is awful. i can barely read the fucking screen and it freezes al the time how am i supposed to be a fucking janitor when coming to this site is a fucking chore. stop being a faggot AND SO SSOETHIGN SEI


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>i can barely read the fucking screen and it freezes al the time
niggah that's exactly why we ask sei to do this lol


Holy shit its not <div>SNOW</div> snow anymore.



>actual snow instead of <div>SNOW</div>
Sei what the fuck.


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ubuu finally got its white christmas


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Thanks Kami-sama for this beautiful snow.


Is the snow still causing legitimate problems in people's browsers at this point? (And especially mobile ones?)

Now that the joke snow is over there's still some tweaks I can do to reduce resource hogging.


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Occasional freeze, but nothing else.


Nah, it seems to work perfectly on both desktop and mobile.


As far I can tell on mobile it's working fine for me at least.


even my 2008 toaster laptop runs it fine



YOU DO KNOW if your computer is too slow to run <DIV> you can just block the .js script using adblock, right?
I know this because years ago I had a computer running windows XP…

my specs were like 80GB harddrive, 0.5GB RAM and 1GHz CPU when I was unable to have snow so I also recommend asking Santa for a new computer :^)


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Call down, stallman.


We need this back.


Ask and you shall receive.


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A week for christmas and no real snow makes me sad.


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>live in florida
i want snow with you guys. how do i accomplish this


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At last, our browsers have been given rest from all the spastic snow that convoluted our vomitive shithole. Now be the season divs enter into hibernation, and we can once more reminisce over the horror that is when they wake as alike Stokholm victims. Thank you Sei Sensei for finally taking pity on us. Till next December. May the divs be with you.


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My browser is twitching, it's beautiful




Somewhen next year, after 2 months of sei forgetting to stop the christmas snow.


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It snowed a little bit where I live, and the snow on my screen is making the screen twitch a bit though.


Yeah, my screen keeps twitching too


This snow is weird. Why is it all spooky?


bc its halloween snow


Why is there no snow?
Pls fix


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Where is the fucking snow, it's christmas! What the hell is wrong with you?


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Also, merry christmas, guys!


dont you hate it when the admins live in a hot country


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As the years pass faster and faster this place feels more and more like home. Merry Christmas, it's snowing in our hearts


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Christmas without snow, this is the worst tragedy since Kyoko ruined the Cirno get


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Sorry I'm late.


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Thank you Sei, I can feel my browser having a stroke


Now there's the fucking snow I know and love, thank you Sei

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