No.1281
this site is dildos
No.1282
Jesus Christ, Seisatsu!
Who in their right mind would even make something in such an idiotic way as this?
EVERY SINGLE SNOWFLAKE IS A <DIV> ELEMENT??? SERIOUSLY?
You are such a terrible coder that even when I'm supposed to have left this community forever you you made me come back just to post about this.
No.1283
It's funny because he probably just ripped code for it without even checking how shitty it is.
No.1292
>>1282No, faggot. You are the vomitives
No.1293
I love you guys.
No.1295
I am proud to be a moderator of such a wonderful, vomitive shithole.
No.1297
>>1296it's a 5 star post and you all know it
No.1301
>>1300mado is sick of fangames ubuu
No.1410
looks like you're real good at making friends over there. Gender it up.
No.1525
Snow
No.1591
Snow?
No.1594
>>1592Now we dont want it
No.1597
I'll probably turn it off some time next year.
No.1600
>>1599That's a programmed rare event.
No.1601
>>1600snowboaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああ
No.1603
Not rare enough, it appeared twice already and i've been here less than 20 minutes today.
No.1605
Casually crying while watching the snow on Ubuu…
No.1608
So I guess I'm not banned anymore?
No.1609
>>1608oh my god it's a christmas miracle
Marisa's like Frost the Snowman, they come back when it snows!
No.1610
>>1608are you sure you didnt make changes in your router?
No.1611
>>1608>>1609Marisa, the mod~ was a very vomitive soul~
With a black witch hat and a button nose
And a heart made out of coal~
Marisa the mod is a fairy tale, they say,
He hated the snow but ubuuchon knows
How he abandoned the shithole one day~
>bumpetty bump bump bumpetty bump bumpLook at Marisa go!
>bumpetty bump bump bumpetty bump bumpBack to the vomitive shithole!
No.1614
This kid Marisa, you're just using a different router/proxy I bet.
Go home
No.1615
>>1614they are. The first six numbers of the ip are the same.
No.1616
>>1610Oh wait, my IP changed when we upgraded our bandwidth. Derp.
Anyway, I see sei is still doing silly things.
No.1617
>1614
>1615
I swear I actually had no idea my IP changed and was just trying to post just… for the hell of it.
I'm not going to take advantage of this little oversight, I'll be taking my leave once I inform on /media/ about where my files went to.
No.1618
>>1617do you like Doritos?
No.1619
This topic got interesting again, my hunt for the now rarer black snow continues.
No.1620
>>1604Sei what do we get if we find black snow?
No.1633
I wish the snow would build up on the bottom screen when not scrolling. It makes me sad when it melts. Nice to watch, though.
No.1634
>>1633The melt time is probably configurable. I'll look into it.
No.1635
>>1634inb4 "ALL THIS SNOW IS SLOWING DOWN OUR COMPOOPERS"
No.1637
>>1634This pleases me immensely.
No.1638
Updates:
* More snow at once.
* More snow able to stick to the bottom of the screen at once.
* Snowflakes look like snowflakes.
* Larger maximum snowflake size.
* Snow no longer pauses when window is unfocused.
No.1639
>>1638ahaha it's wonderful
can we have a year round snow board? we can't let all this div go to waste
No.1640
>>1638oh look the snow doesnt lag anymore how about that
No.1641
>>1638It doesn't stretch my screen randomly either. Seisatsu confirmed for Santa.
>he's making a list>checking it twice>he's gonna find out who's fraudulent or niceI could write a whole book of ubuu christmas carols.
No.1642
>>1641Booger the snot-nosed camwhore
Had a lot of stupid posts
and if you ever saw them
you would even say they're Spam
All of the other channers
Used to say she's not a NEET
They never poor Booger
Join in any slef-loathing
Then one sunny june morning
Praesul came to say
Booger with your super gross snots
won't you help delete spam bots?
Then all the channers loved her
as they shouted out with glee
Booger the snot nose moderator
Delete my browser history!
No.1644
Can anyone besides a staff member name all the staff members?
No.1648
>>1647I've read them a few times and I swear that staff list is new.
No.1650
>>1648I forgot to add Booger-chan to the list when she was added to the staff, and I updated it just now
No.1652
I am very happy about this snow. Very, very happy.
No.1653
>>1650I did vaguely ask for my mom status to be a secret when I first got it because I was worried people would be mad because I was unpopular at the time. But I haven't pissed off anyone in a while so it's cool
No.1654
>>1641>I could write a whole book of ubuu christmas carols.Do it. One specially dedicated to every user here.
We're 30 at most anyway so it shouldn't be a problem. Just remember ol' anons. No.1659
There should be an option to disable the melting effect, or at least greatly increasing the time it takes for the snowflakes to melt.
I would totally be up for seeing how long it takes before my entire screen is filled, and how well I can browse the site in that state.
No.1660
>>1659The snowflakes aren't programmed to stack on top of each other, they just all collect at y coordinate 0.
No.1661
>>1660option for year round snow please
1/40 chance for blizzard
1/1000 chance for snow falling up
No.1662
>>16611/64 chance for black snow obviously.
No.1663
>>1661I didn't write the original script but these are all probably pretty easy modifications.
Also note that once in a while one of the snowflakes is actually a tiny snowman.
No.1668
>>1667I just realized that the watermark from the artist on that painting of snowmiser is "Corey"…oops
No.1669
>>1666Booger this is the second time you end up getting the 666 get before I am able to! Damn!
Now that I took it out, nice song, <DIV>s and and dubs.
>I just realized that the watermark from the artist on that painting of snowmiser is "Corey"…oopswot
I thought you did it on purpose
No.1670
>>1669what can I say, I'm satan desu.
haha nooo I stay as far away from the corey shit
No.1712
It's gone now… Whyyyyyyyy?
DDDD:
No.1721
>>1720Okay, I should've fixed what happened when I disabled snow. I'll give two explanations, although both will end up with "god damn it, Seisatsu";
The easy one: The problem was caused by a simple file permission issue that I couldn't see because my shitty ftp access doesn't show me who owns what files. I fixed it by switching to the old file and doing another edit to disable snow. Blame Seisatsu for giving me shitty tools to help manage the site with.
The more complicated one: News.html is chowned to a certain owner that I couldn't see due to ftp only showing chmod permissions, not owner:group permissions. Because news.html was owned by a different person and group, I couldn't directly edit it. So I decided if I made a copy, it should preserve the owner/group (this has been the case for me before, although I used sftp over ssh). I'd add my edits in, reupload and swap the filenames. Obviously, that was incorrect and ftp is shit, and I need actual shell access if I'm going to do anything and be able to do it properly.
Either way, sorry about the issues I caused. If any persist, feel free to post in here or shoot me a PM on IRC.
No.2050
>>2049every fucking year, I almost love it
No.2051
>>2049I halved the amount of snowflakes moving at once, maybe that will help.
No.2131
>>2051It actually helped, yes.
Now go and learn how to use html5 canvas instead of this gross <div> mess, boy.
No.2154
>>2153>>2153>not liking the div messhey saya, where's your vomitive shithole christmast spirit?
No.2156
>>2155holy crap I really didn't know how to keep the mic from picking up breathing noises back then I'm so sorry. My recordings don't sound like that anymore.
No.2157
>>2153No.
1) I would have to write a snow script from scratch to use canvas. I can't simply convert a script that uses moving divs.
2) I think that covering the entire page from left to right, top to bottom in a canvas would probably be slower and more resource intensive than the current method, and might cause weird bugs on some browsers.
3) The whole thing is a joke anyway, why bother?
No.2178
>>2155Classic.
>>2157>>2153Saya, Sei don't fight, we all know you're united by the power of <DIV> elements.
No.2595
Give us snow or I'll bring Corey back
No.2604
>>2602It feels like being back in 2012. The code freezing the browser. The snow that won't let you see what you're reading. Saya with her serif. Nothing beats this feeling.
I love you all, faggots.
No.2614
Holy shit its not <div>SNOW</div> snow anymore.
A KURISMASU MIRAKURU
No.2616
>actual snow instead of <div>SNOW</div>
Sei what the fuck.
No.2630
Is the snow still causing legitimate problems in people's browsers at this point? (And especially mobile ones?)
Now that the joke snow is over there's still some tweaks I can do to reduce resource hogging.
No.2632
>>2630Nah, it seems to work perfectly on both desktop and mobile.
No.2633
>>2630As far I can tell on mobile it's working fine for me at least.
No.2636
>>2630even my 2008 toaster laptop runs it fine
No.2643
>>2612>>2612YOU DO KNOW if your computer is too slow to run <DIV> you can just block the .js script using adblock, right?
I know this because years ago I had a computer running windows XP…
my specs were like 80GB harddrive, 0.5GB RAM and 1GHz CPU when I was unable to have snow so I also recommend asking Santa for a new computer :^)
No.3108
We need this back.
No.3109
Ask and you shall receive.
No.3578
WE'RE ALREADY HALFWAY INTO NOVEMBER WHEN IS THE SNOW GOING TO STOP
No.3579
>>3578Somewhen next year, after 2 months of sei forgetting to stop the christmas snow.
No.3581
>>3580Yeah, my screen keeps twitching too
No.3582
This snow is weird. Why is it all spooky?
No.3583
>>3582bc its halloween snow
No.3696
Why is there no snow?
Pls fix
No.3699
dont you hate it when the admins live in a hot country
No.3704
Now there's the fucking snow I know and love, thank you Sei
No.3726
I wonder if Marisa Kirisame!iwhatLiaJo is still around
No.3730
it's december 1st, where's my dang snow
No.3919
WHERES THE SNOW SEI!?!?!?!?!???!!?!?
No.3934
i'll be back in 10 years.
No.3937
>>3932The best part is that the image board software will probably look the same if it's still around and I love it.
No.3947
SNOW OR RIOT
ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻
No.3953
>>3947Manno! nice to know you still come from time to time.
No.3979
>>3977
Hey friend, I've been following that saga too and am more than excited to see your post. But like, put it in the thread where the spammer is posting please or some other inconsequential thread. The snow thread is pretty sacred to the culture here and I don't really want this topic on this thread and hope others feel the same.
On that note, Sei or mods if you agree please move the post I'm replying to and this one somewhere else. No need to delete of course. Nothing wrong with the post itself.