this site is dildos
It's funny because he probably just ripped code for it without even checking how shitty it is.
No, faggot. You are the vomitives
I love you guys.
I am proud to be a moderator of such a wonderful, vomitive shithole.
it's a 5 star post and you all know it
mado is sick of fangames ubuu
looks like you're real good at making friends over there. Gender it up.
Now we dont want it
I'll probably turn it off some time next year.
That's a programmed rare event.
Not rare enough, it appeared twice already and i've been here less than 20 minutes today.
Casually crying while watching the snow on Ubuu…
So I guess I'm not banned anymore?
oh my god it's a christmas miracle
Marisa's like Frost the Snowman, they come back when it snows!
are you sure you didnt make changes in your router?
Marisa, the mod~ was a very vomitive soul~
With a black witch hat and a button nose
And a heart made out of coal~
Marisa the mod is a fairy tale, they say,
He hated the snow but ubuuchon knows
How he abandoned the shithole one day~
>bumpetty bump bump bumpetty bump bump
Look at Marisa go!>bumpetty bump bump bumpetty bump bump
Back to the vomitive shithole!
This kid Marisa, you're just using a different router/proxy I bet.
they are. The first six numbers of the ip are the same.
Oh wait, my IP changed when we upgraded our bandwidth. Derp.
Anyway, I see sei is still doing silly things.
I swear I actually had no idea my IP changed and was just trying to post just… for the hell of it.
I'm not going to take advantage of this little oversight, I'll be taking my leave once I inform on /media/ about where my files went to.
do you like Doritos?
This topic got interesting again, my hunt for the now rarer black snow continues.
Sei what do we get if we find black snow?
I wish the snow would build up on the bottom screen when not scrolling. It makes me sad when it melts. Nice to watch, though.
The melt time is probably configurable. I'll look into it.
inb4 "ALL THIS SNOW IS SLOWING DOWN OUR COMPOOPERS"
This pleases me immensely.
* More snow at once.
* More snow able to stick to the bottom of the screen at once.
* Snowflakes look like snowflakes.
* Larger maximum snowflake size.
* Snow no longer pauses when window is unfocused.
ahaha it's wonderful
can we have a year round snow board? we can't let all this div go to waste
oh look the snow doesnt lag anymore how about that
It doesn't stretch my screen randomly either. Seisatsu confirmed for Santa.>he's making a list>checking it twice>he's gonna find out who's fraudulent or nice
I could write a whole book of ubuu christmas carols.
Booger the snot-nosed camwhore
Had a lot of stupid posts
and if you ever saw them
you would even say they're Spam
All of the other channers
Used to say she's not a NEET
They never poor Booger
Join in any slef-loathing
Then one sunny june morning
Praesul came to say
Booger with your super gross snots
won't you help delete spam bots?
Then all the channers loved her
as they shouted out with glee
Booger the snot nose moderator
Delete my browser history!
Can anyone besides a staff member name all the staff members?
I've read them a few times and I swear that staff list is new.
I forgot to add Booger-chan to the list when she was added to the staff, and I updated it just now
I am very happy about this snow. Very, very happy.
I did vaguely ask for my mom status to be a secret when I first got it because I was worried people would be mad because I was unpopular at the time. But I haven't pissed off anyone in a while so it's cool
>>1641>I could write a whole book of ubuu christmas carols.
Do it. One specially dedicated to every user here. We're 30 at most anyway so it shouldn't be a problem. Just remember ol' anons.
There should be an option to disable the melting effect, or at least greatly increasing the time it takes for the snowflakes to melt.
I would totally be up for seeing how long it takes before my entire screen is filled, and how well I can browse the site in that state.
The snowflakes aren't programmed to stack on top of each other, they just all collect at y coordinate 0.
option for year round snow please
1/40 chance for blizzard
1/1000 chance for snow falling up
1/64 chance for black snow obviously.
I didn't write the original script but these are all probably pretty easy modifications.
Also note that once in a while one of the snowflakes is actually a tiny snowman.
I just realized that the watermark from the artist on that painting of snowmiser is "Corey"…oops
Booger this is the second time you end up getting the 666 get before I am able to! Damn!
Now that I took it out, nice song, <DIV>s and and dubs.
>I just realized that the watermark from the artist on that painting of snowmiser is "Corey"…oops
I thought you did it on purpose
what can I say, I'm satan desu.
haha nooo I stay as far away from the corey shit
It's gone now… Whyyyyyyyy?
Okay, I should've fixed what happened when I disabled snow. I'll give two explanations, although both will end up with "god damn it, Seisatsu";
The easy one: The problem was caused by a simple file permission issue that I couldn't see because my shitty ftp access doesn't show me who owns what files. I fixed it by switching to the old file and doing another edit to disable snow. Blame Seisatsu for giving me shitty tools to help manage the site with.
The more complicated one: News.html is chowned to a certain owner that I couldn't see due to ftp only showing chmod permissions, not owner:group permissions. Because news.html was owned by a different person and group, I couldn't directly edit it. So I decided if I made a copy, it should preserve the owner/group (this has been the case for me before, although I used sftp over ssh). I'd add my edits in, reupload and swap the filenames. Obviously, that was incorrect and ftp is shit, and I need actual shell access if I'm going to do anything and be able to do it properly.
Either way, sorry about the issues I caused. If any persist, feel free to post in here or shoot me a PM on IRC.
every fucking year, I almost love it
I halved the amount of snowflakes moving at once, maybe that will help.
It actually helped, yes.
Now go and learn how to use html5 canvas instead of this gross <div> mess, boy.
>>2153>>2153>not liking the div mess
hey saya, where's your vomitive shithole christmast spirit?
holy crap I really didn't know how to keep the mic from picking up breathing noises back then I'm so sorry. My recordings don't sound like that anymore.
1) I would have to write a snow script from scratch to use canvas. I can't simply convert a script that uses moving divs.
2) I think that covering the entire page from left to right, top to bottom in a canvas would probably be slower and more resource intensive than the current method, and might cause weird bugs on some browsers.
3) The whole thing is a joke anyway, why bother?
Saya, Sei don't fight, we all know you're united by the power of <DIV> elements.
Give us snow or I'll bring Corey back
It feels like being back in 2012. The code freezing the browser. The snow that won't let you see what you're reading. Saya with her serif. Nothing beats this feeling.
I love you all, faggots.
Holy shit its not <div>SNOW</div> snow anymore.
A KURISMASU MIRAKURU
>actual snow instead of <div>SNOW</div>
Sei what the fuck.
Is the snow still causing legitimate problems in people's browsers at this point? (And especially mobile ones?)
Now that the joke snow is over there's still some tweaks I can do to reduce resource hogging.
Nah, it seems to work perfectly on both desktop and mobile.
As far I can tell on mobile it's working fine for me at least.
even my 2008 toaster laptop runs it fine
YOU DO KNOW if your computer is too slow to run <DIV> you can just block the .js script using adblock, right?
I know this because years ago I had a computer running windows XP…
my specs were like 80GB harddrive, 0.5GB RAM and 1GHz CPU when I was unable to have snow so I also recommend asking Santa for a new computer :^)
We need this back.
Ask and you shall receive.
WE'RE ALREADY HALFWAY INTO NOVEMBER WHEN IS THE SNOW GOING TO STOP
Somewhen next year, after 2 months of sei forgetting to stop the christmas snow.
Yeah, my screen keeps twitching too
This snow is weird. Why is it all spooky?
bc its halloween snow
Why is there no snow?
dont you hate it when the admins live in a hot country
Now there's the fucking snow I know and love, thank you Sei