/n/ - NEET

>>14286
ＯＰよ

>>14287
Oh, wow lol. I have some other MBTI sites bookmarked so I didn't bother with that one. Thanks.

>>13724
>Openness 18%
Well ok.
>Adventurousness 4%
Depends.
>Artistic interests 0%
No.
>Emotionality 84%
Yes, no.
>Imagination 23%
Maybe.
>Intellect 29%
Fuck and I thought it was on of my main points.
>Authority-challenging 37%
Having money is good, fuck how everything is organized, but then again there's not much you can do.
Maybe.
>Conscientiousness 0%
what
>Achievement striving 8%
Uh… probably.
>Cautiousness 15%
Fuck being extra cautious is not enough.
>Dutifulness 5%
Fucking right lol.
>Orderliness 73%
No.
>Self-discipline 0%
No.
>Self-efficacy 0%
N O.
>Extraversion 43%
Why so much.
>Activity level 12%
What the fuck is this.
>Assertiveness 91%
Eh, no, depends.
>Cheerfulness 66%
Fuck no, how being a nihilistic is being cheerful.
>Excitement-seeking 79%
Eh, true enough.
>Outgoing 13%
Seems right.
>Gregariousness 46%
What, no, fuck I hate being with others.
>Agreeableness 63%
No.
>Altruism 3%
Eh, maybe, I like giving advice on the internet but rarely care about real people.
>Cooperation 29%
Maybe.
>Modesty 9%
Fuck no, depends.
>Uncompromising 31%
I don't even know what the fuck is this.
>Sympathy 100%
HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA
>Trust 5%
True.
>Emotional range 100%
Analitical Instrospection > Emotional burst. Fuck no.
>Fiery 100%
Wow that's new.
>Prone to worry 97%
Eh, true.
>Melancholy 100%
Am I haruhi now. Still seems true now that I about it.
>Immoderation 94%
But I'm moderate, ffs.
>Self-consciousness 100%
True.
>Susceptible to stress 98%
Goddamnit, true.

Needs:
>Challenge 38%
Depends.
>Closeness 98%
FUCK NO.
>Curiosity 100%
But I'm already curious…
>Excitement 59%
I have enough tanoshii in my life, no need for more.
>Harmony 10%
Seriously, 10%? I wish I had more harmony.
>Ideal 100%
Ideals are for stupid people willing to kill themselves for something, right?. Not my shit.
>Liberty 90%
Yes, free as in freedom.
>Love 100%
But I have a waifu.
>Practicality 52%
Eh…
>Self-expression 100%
No.
>Stability 94%
True.
>Structure 53%
NO. I already have mine why would I need more.

Values:
>Conservation 1%
Yes and no.
>Openness to change 72%
Mono no aware yo.
>Hedonism 7%
Uh?
>Self-enhancement 92%
Probably true.
>Self-transcendence 92%
What, no why.

Pretty off. Maybe 700 words weren't enough.

>>13724
Using something I just wrote:
Big 5
Openness
92%
Adventurousness
82%
Artistic interests
67%
Emotionality
53%
Imagination
91%
Intellect
93%
Authority-challenging
79%
Conscientiousness
39%
Achievement striving
9%
Cautiousness
44%
Dutifulness
8%
Orderliness
1%
Self-discipline
22%
Self-efficacy
90%
Extraversion
82%
Activity level
0%
Assertiveness
46%
Cheerfulness
40%
Excitement-seeking
9%
Outgoing
88%
Gregariousness
17%
Agreeableness
77%
Altruism
72%
Cooperation
90%
Modesty
1%
Uncompromising
21%
Sympathy
100%
Trust
23%
Emotional range
18%
Fiery
16%
Prone to worry
6%
Melancholy
46%
Immoderation
38%
Self-consciousness
3%
Susceptible to stress
11%
Needs
Challenge
82%
Closeness
90%
Curiosity
95%
Excitement
85%
Harmony
100%
Ideal
42%
Liberty
49%
Love
67%
Practicality
96%
Self-expression
37%
Stability
1%
Structure
8%
Values
Conservation
2%
Openness to change
94%
Hedonism
5%
Self-enhancement
8%
Self-transcendence
95%

>You are expressive, confident and generous.

Test are you coming on to me.

>You are empathetic: you feel what others feel and are compassionate towards them. You are laid-back: you appreciate a relaxed pace in life.

Most of the time yeah.

>And you are unstructured: you do not make a lot of time for organization in your daily life.

Yes. All of the time.

>Your choices are driven by a desire for well-being.

Honestly not sure about that. Think it's a mix of that and just the desire for interesting things, that mixture fluctuating depending on different things.

>You are relatively unconcerned with tradition: you care more about making your own path than following what others have done. You consider helping others to guide a large part of what you do: you think it is important to take care of the people around you.

More or less yeah.

Just for shits and giggles I'm gonna put a much longer thing from a little while ago through the same:

Big 5
Openness
70%
Adventurousness
65%
Artistic interests
56%
Emotionality
53%
Imagination
36%
Intellect
77%
Authority-challenging
53%
Conscientiousness
46%
Achievement striving
21%
Cautiousness
58%
Dutifulness
57%
Orderliness
44%
Self-discipline
54%
Self-efficacy
94%
Extraversion
80%
Activity level
16%
Assertiveness
77%
Cheerfulness
42%
Excitement-seeking
5%
Outgoing
95%
Gregariousness
43%
Agreeableness
95%
Altruism
92%
Cooperation
91%
Modesty
40%
Uncompromising
92%
Sympathy
100%
Trust
87%
Emotional range
36%
Fiery
31%
Prone to worry
16%
Melancholy
27%
Immoderation
29%
Self-consciousness
3%
Susceptible to stress
41%
Needs
Challenge
63%
Closeness
14%
Curiosity
85%
Excitement
52%
Harmony
94%
Ideal
72%
Liberty
31%
Love
69%
Practicality
94%
Self-expression
53%
Stability
47%
Structure
52%
Values
Conservation
81%
Openness to change
32%
Hedonism
3%
Self-enhancement
1%
Self-transcendence
97%

Lots of similar scores, but almost all a bit lower. The way it works, I guess, is that it focuses on words so specific that if you write anything longer you'll get more and more noise. Thus, if you post a really short thing full of unnecessarily complicated phrasing, it calls you a genius and proceeds to suck you off in text form. But if you post the same thing more worked out, it'll be washed down a good 20 or 30 percent.

Anyway if you have a good vocabulary and don't use a lot of hostile language this thing worships you.

>>10366
What's it like being retarded?

>>13724
My writing style changes depending on the context. The words linguistic analysis, extract and cognitive sure convinced a few of you that the results aren't based on entirely arbitrary criteria and served up to be just vague and complimentary enough to appeal to your belief that you can be differentiated from the other raging narcissistic little shits who'd ever submit their writing to such a thing.

Here's the results for the wikipedia entry for AIDS:

You are shrewd, skeptical and tranquil.

You are imaginative: you have a wild imagination. You are authority-challenging: you prefer to challenge authority and traditional values to help bring about positive changes. And you are independent: you have a strong desire to have time to yourself.

Your choices are driven by a desire for well-being.

You are relatively unconcerned with helping others: you think people can handle their own business without interference. You consider taking pleasure in life to guide a large part of what you do: you are highly motivated to enjoy life to its fullest.

>>14340
>Your choices are driven by a desire for well-being.
fucking lol

So according to this nice little algorithm, me and AIDS have something in common! Neato.

>>14238
>ex-INTJ for several years reporting in
>i got into literature, philosophy, and egoism some years ago and i'm now a solid INFP

Same. Weird how that happens.

>Introverted
>74%

>Observant
>15%

>Feeling
>30%

>Prospecting
>25%

>Turbulent
>63%

I honestly thought it be worse…

Also INTP here.

>>10249

I know how you feel.

I did this some time ago and got INTP. But i'm really dumb so i don't know if it's accurate.

>But i'm really dumb so i don't know if it's accurate.
Then you're probably not.

I always get INTP when I do these things.

Took the test and scored intj-t.

It seems like a shitty test, some of the questions are repetative or similar in the very least, like the ones about organisation vs improvisation.
This one in particular i noticed reocouring and forces one vs the other, while the way i see it a plan is very important without it one gets nowhere, but the ability to alter plans is important too since from experience i found that plans have a tendency to work to well.
And i havent double checked but there seem to be more cases like these in which it seems that both answers seem to be complementing each other to me in a certain aspect but being presneted as counters to each other.

>>14837
MBTI tests are mostly useless. The best way to figure out your type is to study the cognitive functions. Figure out your dominant function first and it leaves you with two choices. Auxiliary function may be a bit harder to find out, but you'll eventually get it if you read enough and see patterns of it in yourself.

>>14838
MBTI is still an inadequate substitute for actual neuroscience and frameworks in academic psychology.

>>14833
That's because you want a dick inside your warm bodily cavities.

>>14899
It's only natural for cute neets to want their boyholes opened.

I always get something different when I do these, one time I got INTP and another time I got ENFJ.

>>14901

"But I poop from there."

INTP master race

>>14916
>Shy fragile butterfly
>Master race
Why not man? You're such a badass.

>>14918
Why do you feel the need to poop on people's fun?

>>14919
Because it's fun

This is all a huge crock of shit and categorizing yourself doesn't fucking matter.

>>15108
In restrospective, nothing really fucking matters, not even your comment.

>>15109
very true.

>>15108
what isn't a huge crock of shit

>>15109
aw man
i want to hear the rest of this track, but i'm never going to find it with "o o o o okay"

>>15113
Delivered.
https://www.mediafire.com/?7k7jne7keaf4ons

Holy fuck

>Masculinity 86
>Femininity 80

WHAT?!

>>15137
You are the chosen one.

>>15137
Jojo detected

>Your personality type: INTP

>Mind - Introverted (50%)
>Energy - Intuitive (56%)
>Nature - Thinking (14%)
>Tactics - Prospecting (94%)
>Identity - Assertive (37%)

Well fuck me with a fork. Greetings from lainchan.

>>15140
What anime?

>>15144
Himouto! Umaru-chan

>>15144
Himouto Umaru Chan
honestly not worth watching unless you're bored

>>15146
or a massive faggot

>>15148
Couldn't finish even the first episode because MC came off as a massive bitch more than anything.

im an INFP-T

introverted 6%
intuitive 15%
feeling 15%
prospecting 59%
Turbulent 23%

"Left unchecked, INFPs may start to lose touch, withdrawing into "hermit mode", and it can take a great deal of energy from their friends or partner to bring them back to the real world."

ugh tht line really hits home with me. i was a normal human up until a few months ago. i got really depressed had a pretty tragic breakdown and now am scouring the internet for people to talk to so i can feel less lonely because i went into hermit mode override and now theres a weird distance between me and my friends.

Eyyy my result changed. Looks like I'm an INFP now.

Introverted - 10%
Intuitive - 35%
Feeling - 25%
Prospecting - 34%
Turbulent - 13%

I've never been very good at these kind of tests though, so who the hell knows at this point what I am.

I consistently check out as INFJ, seems fairly accurate.

Introverted 52%
Intuitive 21%
Feeling 69%
Judging 33%
Turbulent 23%

INTJ-T

Had the same result on many tests for about 5 years now. I guess that's good.

ISTP-A

Not… really. Not at all. I took the test twice and varied my answers a little differently on the second time and still got ISTP-A.

Mind-introverted 80%
Energy-Intuitive 31%
Nature-Feeling 74%
Tactics-Prospecting 50%
Identity_Turbulent 50%