No.15349
i create fake dating profiles so i can be a dick to women.
No.15389
>>13166thats normal, there's lots of reasons that I think mostly go back to how we were raised, experience with bullying or betrayal, and mental disorders, in any combination.
Even though I am desperate for attention sometimes, I still don't always want my loved ones to touch me or talk to me. This doesn't mean you don't love them, it means you need to shut out for a little while.
No.15408
I once went to a club with a buddy. We were kinda high. We met two girls outside, surprisingly (I'm really bad with flirting and all that stuff) we hit it off, we were standing in the cold (it was winter) for about 20 minutes. She was beautiful too, thin, short, perky boobs, nice body, and she was clearly interested in me for some reason. Long story short, I spent the night getting drunk and talking with her while she's was OBVIOUSLY trying to make me realize what she wants (protip: it was the D). The night ended with her walking out of the club after 3 or 4 hours and me getting scarred for life because deep down I knew what was going on, I just didn't have the balls. That night I realized that even if a girl is asking for it I won't be able to do it. Not to mention that was my first encounter (at 21 years of age, and that happened about 4 years ago) like that, and possibly the only one, since I don't do drugs nor go out anymore.
No.15409
>>15408Sorry for the typos and bad grammar, I'm really drunk.
No.15412
>>15409I didn't notice anything obvious.
No.15422
>>15415Hot. Post more of their pics.
No.15432
>>15415Yeah, same here. It's just so easy to do and I get bored of it after a while, so I toss the person I've used and look for a new one.
No.15434
>>15433I love them all.
>>15432Its more of something that just happens for me. They begin to relying on me emotionally, its nice for a little while, then I just stop caring.
No.15437
>>15415>>15433>>15434You're an ass but I can relate a bit and ya got good taste. Thanks.
No.15440
>>15434Where can I find the artist's gallery?
No.15443
>>15415I hate people like you
No.15444
>>15415You're a piece of shit anon.
No.15447
>>15440Did you really ask for the gallery of the person who drew vomit-chan?
ewww newfags these days…
No.15448
>>15447Wait it's from the same artist.
No.15451
>>15449I seriously didn't notice the similar style until I was told it was by the same artist.
No.15452
>>13153 is me
also moving shittons of benzos
i take pride in fucking up my community
No.15494
my dark secret is that i wipe sitting down
No.15496
>>13150I feel the same way. It's also refreshing to be reminded I'm not the only one imbued in radfem ideologies who still uses a chan so thank you for posting
No.15498
>>15497Real dark and edgy secret:
My mother used to physically abuse me. If I were to tell anyone in real life, I bet they'd assume I was the abuser because I'm a man. This sort of makes me hate people in general and especially women.
No.15650
>>15649>I feel like a disgusting pedo about the whole thingWhat's so bad about liking prepubescent girls? Honest question.
Also pedo =/= molester. People seem to misunderstand this a lot, you could even be sexually interested in younger kids but know very well where the moral threshold is. It's basically the "Men are rapists" argument, but change "men" for "pedos".
There was nothing bad with the relationship you had with that girl. It isn't like you were forcing her to do anything, or that she was uncomfortable. A lot of people have this impression that kids and pre-teens are unaware of their sex or that they're not curious, but that's bullshit. Most start to get interested in it when they're around 10~14.
No.15651
>>15450there's a big difference between lying to someone and using them emotionally and sexually just to cut contact when you're done.
No.15696
>>15649>>15650Yeah, I came here to post something like this.
It is so sad that society has tricked you into thinking that what you did was wrong and made you feel this upset. At the end of your post you made clear what your feelings actually are. Stop suppressing yourself and do what you want. Think about it, you already know what you want and that you needn't feel any guilt.
I think here of all places, most people should have already stopped worrying about societal and cultural norms and focused on what makes them happy.
No.15742
Dunno about dark and edgy, but I only ever began posting on this website because I developed a crush on eurochewky.
No.15745
I take comfort in other people's suffering. That's the main reason why I often visit this board.
Sure, my life is just as shitty, but I like to think that there's other people with worse lives than me.
No.15746
>>15745Sorry anon, but most people in this board pretend to be suffering antisocial hikiko drug enthusiasts for the fashion of it while most are just teens who love to use all kinds of social networks, living with their parents in the edge of first world privilege.
Not much for you to do here…
No.15747
>>15742I'm similar actually. I developed a crush on one of the namefags so I continued using uboachan because of it.
No.15748
>>15746Ah, the anon who doesn't know how to use the word "fashion" strikes again.
Not that I don't agree with what you said (NEET is a trainwreck of a collective pity party a good portion of the time), but I've got the kind of internet autism where people grossly misusing words over and over again gives me a stomach ulcer.
Someone please pity me
No.15750
>>15748Dude why do you always start shit everywhere with the same bullshit? It's almost as if you were new to the internet. Are you by any chance the faggot that complains about "muh anime smug faces" too?
Chill the fuck out, man. You're shitposting as much as the people "you find annoying".
No.15751
reading this is toxic to my brain, what's wrong with me?
No.15752
>>15750I'm actually a different anon that rarely participates but don't let that stop you from accusing 90% of uboachan of being summerfags or 4channers
No.15754
>>15752>I'm actually a different anon that rarely participatesOk, that's good. You sound a lot like him though.
>but don't let that stop you from accusing 90% of uboachan of being summerfags or 4channersWhy are you even assuming I'm gonna accuse someone of something? Chill the fuck out man, you're overreacting a lot. If you're gonna be aggressive for every little comment you find in the internet, you're gonna have a very bad time.
Honestly, just by how you reacted to that classical bait from 2012 I've got more than enough room to call you a newfag, but that's not even my intention. Chill out. I'm sick of reading the same bullshit in all the boards. Seriously.
No.15755
>>15754>Chill the fuck out man
>From anon that is constantly arguing in the Undertale thread and getting mad about other popular games and basically anything and everything, poisoning otherwise fine discussion with oddly specific quantities of heavy metal salts
>nicetry.pngAnyway as for actual contribution to the thread and not the growing salt pile uboachan's starting to choke on, my secret is that my current job search is to try to jump ship before my grandma either dies or loses everything to getting swindled by "health supplement" companies and jewellers. I have to feed 3 adults on my wildly inconsistent contractor income and my cousin spent half of his last paycheck from the military on a PS4 and some games. He's out of money and isn't really doing so hot on the job search.
I'm getting calls from IT staffers/recruiters each week about new opportunities and I have a bunch to pick from, but being a classical NEET before taking up contractor work, I don't have a car so my options are more limited than I'd like and I lost two well-paying full time offers just because I can't commute 20 miles out to a town that has no fucking public transit.
I'm sure I'll get a steady offer quite soon with more reasonable demands (and better pay, paradoxically) but I cannot fucking wait to move out and rebudget around feeding just a single person and not getting nagged about a cell phone I don't want to pay for.
No.15756
>>15755>From anon that is constantly arguing in the Undertale thread and getting mad about other popular games and basically anything and everything, poisoning otherwise fine discussion with oddly specific quantities of heavy metal saltsJokes on you, I'm not that anon. What's more, I'm the one constantly telling people to stop the fucking drama there and to not answer the bait. I even made the retro thread so we actually have something to discuss instead of the shitfest that undertale thread has become.
Who was accusing people of things again? Chill the fuck out man, not everybody that disagrees with you is the same faggot. You're so paranoid I wouldn't be surprised if you're the one saying that "three people" are actively destroying muh vidya threads too. Seriously, if you have autism go rant to other places, but stop dragging this shit in every board here.
No.15757
>>15748>Implying there is only one.I pity you.
No.15760
>>15756>dragging this shit everywhereI just told you I never participate, but I guess at some point with that salinity building up in your bloodstream you forgot how to read.
Everyone's tired of it and has been for weeks, but you and other summerfags keep dragging it out and getting hostile on other threads and boards, as evidenced by
>>15746 and
>>15748You should just make a big thread where you tell everyone who posts in it to go back to 4chan or say "muh X" to them as responses, rather than continuing it in entirely unrelated threads
No.15761
my deep dark secret is that i'm starting to dislike all the shit flinging going on here.
No.15762
>>15761yeah same, contributing to it makes me no better than anyone else doing it so I guess I should commit sudoku
Or apologize to the other anons, sorry guys v0v
No.15763
>>15746>pretendPretending is always based on the truth to some extent. For every ten anon faking it there must be at least one who's real.
Not that it matters in the end, even if it's a fragile delusion, I'm still able to derive some peace of mind from it.
No.15764
>>15760>I just told you I never participate>but you and other summerfags keep dragging it out>you and other summerfags>I never participateAnon, you can't be serious. Look, this started because you made this post
>>15748You did drag this here, don't play dumb now. If you really meant anything you said, you should be fully aware of what you are doing, don't be an hypocrite. I just said not to drag this shit in other boards, but you flamed with unrelated bullshit. Stop trying to bend the situation in your behalf to play the innocent now. And don't dare to come with the "that's not me" because you did not deny it at all when I asked here
>>15752. And even if it's not you, you were sly enough to leave enough room for uncertainty. AND if it still wasn't the case, you threw enough shit there anyway and contributed to all this.
>You should just make a big thread where you tell everyone who posts in it to go back to 4chan or say "muh X" to them as responses, rather than continuing it in entirely unrelated threadsNo need for that, we already have the undertale thread full of that kind of autism. I'm happy as long as it stays contained there, and I'd be happier if no one dragged it here in the first place. By the way, when did somebody send anyone to 4chan or called other a newfag? You're too fixated on this when that's not even the problem here.
What are you even trying to say? Honest question. I already stated my points many times, yet all I see you're doing is constantly saying "call others summerfags if taht makes u feel better LOL XD" while trying to be the righteous man. Dude, if you're so sick of this as I am, why do you even continue with the flaming?
Anyway, I'm fucking tired of this pointless argument. Good for you if I'm mistaken and you're not one of the obnoxious faggots, in which case I apologize. Have a nice day.
No.15774
I'm a legitimate misogynist. I fucking hate women. I think they need their human rights revoked and only an idiot would let them just walk about outside without some kind of strict control system.
