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/melon/ - Corey

i can't even think of a title jesus christ GET IT AWAY
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 No.297

Serve truth and justice: Address these matters NOW.

 No.298

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Oh hey welcome back! Did you do anything fun for halloween?

 No.299

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>>298
'fraid not, pun intended

 No.300

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>>299
Wow how come, not even a spooky video game? Come on you must do fun things aside from opening these threads! What are your hobbies, it's almost christmas and time for presents!

 No.301

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Also keep in mind we don't have much time to chat, the janitors are around the corner!

 No.302

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>>300
I've got other hobbies, but…
>>301
Discussing anything here is pointless when censorship is to be expected.

Like Arnold, I'll be back. TTFN.

 No.303

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>>302
Does being temporary and fleeting make something pointless? I don't know OP… I don't know. That's pretty bleak, you know.

 No.304

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Can we at least learn which uboachan style you use? I find it funny to use the miku theme here, like it's so out of place to see the bright colors.

 No.305

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Come back here you coward!

 No.306

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SO THE MOMENT SOMEONE INTERACTS WITH YOU, YOU RUN AWAY, YOU ESCAPE FROM THE CONVERSATION! YOU ARE MY ENEMY FROM NOW, BUTT-MAN!

 No.307

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The second ass-lad is asked questions he disappears…we may have a cryptid on our hands boys

 No.308

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>>307
Get your camera uboachan, we hunting cryptids tonight. Gotta be fast before the thread disappears, we must study this anomalous creature.

 No.309

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I'm going to carefully place this bum photo in the thread to lure him out. If he truly cares about his stuff then he must return, a bottom is in danger after all.

 No.310

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>>308
Do you think we could score an SCP article of this guy

 No.311

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>>310

Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be closely monitored through web activity tracking software, and any posts or content related to the prevention of I love anal violence made by SCP-XXXX are to be cataloged and scrutinized. Field agents are to investigate and document any physical manifestations of SCP-XXXX's presence or activities.

Unexplained anomalies have emerged in association with SCP-XXXX, including instances of [REDACTED] suddenly appearing in its posts and documents related to its activities. The origin and meaning of this [REDACTED] data remain enigmatic.

 No.312

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>>311
>prevention of I love anal violence
well we know it still works

 No.313

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>>312
It does but where is our SCP? I guess he doesn't care about butts that much, after all. Such a coward.

 No.314

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Come back here immediately and save our bottoms!

 No.315

Okay you guys can keep this one as a pet but I moved it to /melon/, happy halloween.

 No.316

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>>315
Happy halloween mod-kunchansensei! I'm still waiting for our butt savior to return and interrogate them about halloween habits! Thank you for saving the lure thread.

 No.317

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>>315
happy belated Halloween! we will take good care of this specimen


if we can find him. Best butts out boys, for the specimen

 No.318

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>>317
Anon that's a good butt you posted but it's not necessarily in danger. We need to lure the butt-cryptid with bottoms in danger of violence, since that is what he supposedly cares about.

See this one? A superhero is always in danger. (May I also add that finding SFW butt images is harder than it may sound?)

 No.319

>>318
I mean, I’d argue solid snake is more in danger than he is not. and by association, his ass would be in danger. The clap of his cheeks do alert guards, after all

 No.320

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>>319
I only have one counter-argument. This FLAT thing is all you see usually from snake.

 No.321

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It has been 12 hours. I'm not only disillusioned but honestly frustrated by the lack of concern this guy is giving to butts. Isn't the whole crusade about dangerous anus habits? Where is he? 15 years he said. I call bullshit.

He gives zero damn about bottoms. He doesn't really care, it's just spam. Guys I think we not only gained a cryptid but also outed this guy, that he is absolutely lying about this whole thing. If he would care about anus habits, he would have showed up already. It's been half a day. 12 hours. His 15 years mean nothing. He's just a fraud, a joke. Thank you all for participating in this historical thread.

 No.322

>>321
see that’s probably the case but I’m more thinking he just went into an ass-fuelled coma from all the endangered butts here. I believe it because it’s funnier

 No.323

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>>315
Happy halloween meido-sama!

 No.344

Have you read Confederacy of Dunces?

 No.347

>>344
what about it ??



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