2. She need more food.
3. There is an entire community dedicated to her.
4. Most of us cried or at least felt very sad when she jumped.
5. Her music teacher is going to be very upset that she hasn't attended for a long time.
No. You already said that. Think of a new 7.
Okay :'( I just really want her to know.
7b: There's better, less frustrating famicon games out there waiting for you to play them.
8. So she can go to the store and buy a window.
9. So she can buy a computer, log on to Uboachan, and let us shower her with love and EFFECTion (lulz) and praise.
>>660>7b: There's better, less frustrating famicon games out there waiting for you to play them.
7b: She can attend the upcoming FamiCon.
I'll stick to what I said, thanks!
10. So she can play .flow and realize how much better she has it!
…I don't want to sound like a dick, but I had to just mention it's actually famicom, not famicon. Famicom is short for Family Computer.
It has been said many, many times, but people still call it Famicon. I think it's some kind of meme now here on Uboachan.
oh wow, I did put famicon eh? I promise I knew that it was famicom! ..I just… missed… :/.
11. You'll have a league of guardians to protect you from such things as rape, and dicks. I don't know :(
12. So you can get a new outfit. Dude, wearing the same teeshirt and skirt for what might be days and days? Ew.
She doesn't appear to eat very much if at all, so she probably doesn't get food on it, and she doesn't seem to move around too much, so she probably doesn't sweat or get dirt on her clothes.
13. So she can get a hug from that nice Anon in the other thread.
14. SO WE CAN HEAR HER VOICE
15. Because her apartment is being repossessed because she never paid the bills.
16 Because we need her to be in Dream Vs Dream!
They say "famicon" or "famicong" because there isn't actually a standalone representation of a bilabial nasal phoneme. They use an alveolar nasal for the word, which is written in Katakana:
). Of course, it's meant to be "Famicom" (shortened form of Family Computer), but as native speakers pronounce it either way or some place in between, Famicon
is not totally incorrect.
But since we talk english here, it should be Famicom.
It's not even an english word. We should call it "Family Computer" if we're talking English.
tl;dr: "Famicon" is a weird spelling in latin, but it makes sense. Don't be an elitist about it.
Following this logic, we should call this site "UAAAAAH Channel", since neither "Uboachan" is an english word.
But enought of this, back to topic now.
17. Because she probably needs a therapist. The bitch be crazy.
18. So she can meet a shifty-looking anon outside who will give her a nice, fresh, clean pair of socks to go with that new shirt and skirt in exchange for the ones that have been soaking up delicious loli foot sweat and aroma for days on end.
19. So she can take a shower/bathe.
20.Because she needs to get those magic stairs child-proofed.
21. Offer a whole new world of music.
22. So we can show her what a shopping mall really looks like.
23. So she can get some books on Aztec art. She seem to like it so much…
Or maybe she has a fear of them.
24. So she can kill Aztec artists.
25. So she can become a video game designer.
So she can come to Uboachan and get us back in line.
28. So she can jump from a higher building.
How can that be, when she'll be married to me? It won't work out well, I imagine.
You can move in too :3
Won't she be dead?
after all… >>816
…These are just reasons she has to leave.. it doesn't mean she has to do them all consecutively. Besides, you jump, I jump - remember?
(I hope you guys like the pic I made)
30. Smoke some blunts and suck some face with me
and protect her from lolicons
can we stop not setting NSFW pictures as spoilers?
NSFW content is allowed in all the boards and does not need to be spoilered, unless it's shocking porn, guro, etc.
>Rule 3: Post guro, gore, furry porn, or shock porn, unless directly relevant to a discussion, spoilered, and clearly marked.
To be fair it was Madotsuki porn.
Its not specifically porn-based but adult images are allowed to be posted.
That last guy said it was a NSFW board. Thats pretty much saying its porn based d'oh
It only says it's not safe for work, AKA it may have content not suitable to be seen in school/work/etc
. This can be either gore or erotic content, and stil, it doesn't mean the board is necesarily a porn-based one.
Are you new to the internet?
you're not a very bright one, are you.
33. To stop browsing Ubuu
allowing porn =/= being based on porn
>>1966>I'm sorry I just always thought it was a board where we posted stuff about yume nikki and such>board where we posted stuff about yume nikki
I'm almost sorry you had to see this.
>>1986>But everyone's been driving it up eachothers asses that its a NSFW board now>now
Geez, where were you when we had the "is NSFW allowed" drama?
it's been decided that uboachan IS a NSFW imageboard, though not necessarily aiming to become a porn-based board. This means that NSFW material is ALLOWED
to be posted, but it's not the primal board's objective
If you want to post porn, as porn, for porn-oriented actions (Masturbation), you have >>>/h/
That means that if you want to post a joke with a NSFW file in other board than /h/, it's fucking allowed.
And so, uboachan IS a NSFW board but that doesn't mean it's a porn-based board. Exactly the same thing that was stated in previous posts.