Anonymous 03/02/12 (Fri) 23:28:37 No. 655
2. She need more food.
Ms.Woot100 03/03/12 (Sat) 00:25:14 No. 656
3. There is an entire community dedicated to her.
Anonymous 03/03/12 (Sat) 00:38:54 No. 657
5. Her music teacher is going to be very upset that she hasn't attended for a long time.
Ms.Woot100 03/03/12 (Sat) 01:38:59 No. 659
>>658 No. You already said that. Think of a new 7.
Shadotsuki 03/03/12 (Sat) 01:48:11 No. 660
>>659 Okay :'( I just really want her to know.
7b: There's better, less frustrating famicon games out there waiting for you to play them.
Anonymous 03/03/12 (Sat) 01:51:07 No. 661
8. So she can go to the store and buy a window.
Ms.Woot100 03/03/12 (Sat) 01:57:58 No. 662
9. So she can buy a computer, log on to Uboachan, and let us shower her with love and EFFECTion (lulz) and praise.
Anonymous 03/03/12 (Sat) 02:16:22 No. 663
>>660 >7b: There's better, less frustrating famicon games out there waiting for you to play them. 7b: She can attend the upcoming FamiCon.
Fixed.
Shadotsuki 03/03/12 (Sat) 02:22:20 No. 664
>>663 I'll stick to what I said, thanks!
10. So she can play .flow and realize how much better she has it!
Anonymous 03/03/12 (Sat) 02:39:09 No. 665
>>660 …I don't want to sound like a dick, but I had to just mention it's actually famicom, not famicon. Famicom is short for Family Computer.
Anonymous 03/03/12 (Sat) 02:42:00 No. 666
>>665 It has been said many, many times, but people still call it Famicon. I think it's some kind of meme now here on Uboachan.
Shadotsuki 03/03/12 (Sat) 03:02:22 No. 667
oh wow, I did put famicon eh? I promise I knew that it was famicom! ..I just… missed… :/.
Ms.Woot100 03/03/12 (Sat) 03:08:38 No. 668
12. So you can get a new outfit. Dude, wearing the same teeshirt and skirt for what might be days and days? Ew.
Anonymous 03/03/12 (Sat) 03:37:33 No. 669
>>668 She doesn't appear to eat very much if at all, so she probably doesn't get food on it, and she doesn't seem to move around too much, so she probably doesn't sweat or get dirt on her clothes.
Ms.Woot100 03/03/12 (Sat) 18:31:13 No. 673
13. So she can get a hug from that nice Anon in the other thread.
Anonymous 03/04/12 (Sun) 00:03:12 No. 674
14. SO WE CAN HEAR HER VOICE
InsaneStranger 03/04/12 (Sun) 23:27:36 No. 680
15. Because her apartment is being repossessed because she never paid the bills.
Ms.Woot100 03/08/12 (Thu) 21:15:21 No. 689
16 Because we need her to be in Dream Vs Dream!
Mishka 03/08/12 (Thu) 21:37:42 No. 690
>>665 >>666 They say "famicon" or "famicong" because there isn't actually a standalone representation of a bilabial nasal phoneme. They use an alveolar nasal for the word, which is written in Katakana:
ファミコン (
Famicon ). Of course, it's meant to be "Famicom" (shortened form of Family Computer), but as native speakers pronounce it either way or some place in between,
Famicon is not totally incorrect.
Anonymous 03/08/12 (Thu) 23:35:24 No. 691
>>690 But since we talk english here, it should be Famicom.
Anonymous 03/09/12 (Fri) 00:34:45 No. 692
>>691 It's not even an english word. We should call it "Family Computer" if we're talking English.
tl;dr: "Famicon" is a weird spelling in latin, but it makes sense. Don't be an elitist about it.
Anonymous 03/09/12 (Fri) 00:39:47 No. 693
>>692 Following this logic, we should call this site "UAAAAAH Channel", since neither "Uboachan" is an english word.
But enought of this, back to topic now.
Ms.Woot100 03/10/12 (Sat) 15:16:45 No. 697
17. Because she probably needs a therapist. The bitch be crazy.
Anonymous 03/14/12 (Wed) 09:46:35 No. 717
18. So she can meet a shifty-looking anon outside who will give her a nice, fresh, clean pair of socks to go with that new shirt and skirt in exchange for the ones that have been soaking up delicious loli foot sweat and aroma for days on end.
jazuchan !35zF62VcUQ 03/22/12 (Thu) 12:09:47 No. 756
21. Offer a whole new world of music.
MsWoot100 !Nux2RPVcKE 03/22/12 (Thu) 15:21:14 No. 759
23. So she can get some books on Aztec art. She seem to like it so much…
Anonymous 03/26/12 (Mon) 06:19:27 No. 761
>>759 Or maybe she has a fear of them.
24. So she can kill Aztec artists.
Anonymous 03/26/12 (Mon) 06:19:42 No. 762
25. So she can become a video game designer.
Anonymous 04/02/12 (Mon) 16:19:28 No. 807
So she can come to Uboachan and get us back in line.
Anonymous 04/04/12 (Wed) 14:46:22 No. 816
28. So she can jump from a higher building.
Shadotsuki 04/08/12 (Sun) 07:02:56 No. 824
>>823 How can that be, when she'll be married to me? It won't work out well, I imagine.
BryGuy 04/08/12 (Sun) 07:25:13 No. 825
>>824 You can move in too :3
yawndere 04/08/12 (Sun) 07:27:55 No. 826
>>824 >>825 But guys.
Won't she be dead?
after all…
>>816 Anonymous 04/08/12 (Sun) 07:58:19 No. 827
>>826 …These are just reasons she has to leave.. it doesn't mean she has to do them all consecutively. Besides, you jump, I jump - remember?
(I hope you guys like the pic I made)
Saniblues 04/08/12 (Sun) 08:12:24 No. 828
30. Smoke some blunts and suck some face with me
Anonymous 12/22/13 (Sun) 22:47:18 No. 1728
>>1727 and protect her from lolicons
Anonymous 02/25/14 (Tue) 21:19:36 No. 1962
>>1959 can we stop not setting NSFW pictures as spoilers?
Anonymous 02/25/14 (Tue) 21:31:50 No. 1964
>>1962 NSFW content is allowed in all the boards and does not need to be spoilered, unless it's shocking porn, guro, etc.
Anonymous 02/26/14 (Wed) 02:13:48 No. 1967
To be fair it was Madotsuki porn.
Anonymous 02/26/14 (Wed) 04:00:43 No. 1968
>>1966 Its not specifically porn-based but adult images are allowed to be posted.
Anonymous 02/26/14 (Wed) 12:38:19 No. 1969
>>1968 That last guy said it was a NSFW board. Thats pretty much saying its porn based d'oh
Anonymous 02/26/14 (Wed) 13:05:58 No. 1970
>>1969 It only says it's not safe for work, AKA
it may have content not suitable to be seen in school/work/etc . This can be either gore or erotic content, and stil,
it doesn't mean the board is necesarily a porn-based one. Are you new to the internet?
!Nami.L0hz2 02/26/14 (Wed) 13:28:17 No. 1971
>>1969 you're not a very bright one, are you.
Anonymous 02/26/14 (Wed) 13:43:45 No. 1972
33. To stop browsing Ubuu
Anonymous 02/26/14 (Wed) 16:52:08 No. 1974
>>1969 allowing porn =/= being based on porn
Anonymous 02/27/14 (Thu) 18:44:39 No. 1975
>>1966 >I'm sorry I just always thought it was a board where we posted stuff about yume nikki and such >board where we posted stuff about yume nikki I'm almost sorry you had to see this.
Anonymous 03/25/14 (Tue) 17:24:45 No. 1987
>>1986 >But everyone's been driving it up eachothers asses that its a NSFW board now >now Geez, where were you when we had the "is NSFW allowed" drama?
it's been decided that uboachan IS a NSFW imageboard, though not necessarily aiming to become a porn-based board. This means that NSFW material is
ALLOWED to be posted, but
it's not the primal board's objective .
If you want to post porn, as porn, for porn-oriented actions (Masturbation), you have
>>>/h/ That means that if you want to post a joke with a NSFW file in other board than /h/, it's fucking allowed.
And so, uboachan IS a NSFW board but that doesn't mean it's a porn-based board. Exactly the same thing that was stated in previous posts.