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 No.653

Alright guys, in this thread, we give Madotsuki reasons to come out of her room and be happy…

1. I love her ;_;

 No.655

2. She need more food.

 No.656

3. There is an entire community dedicated to her.

4. Most of us cried or at least felt very sad when she jumped.

 No.657

5. Her music teacher is going to be very upset that she hasn't attended for a long time.

 No.658

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6. She needs to explain her dreams to us so any ridiculous misinterpretations can be all cleared up.

7. …I love her ;_;

 No.659

>>658
No. You already said that. Think of a new 7.

 No.660

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>>659

Okay :'( I just really want her to know.

7b: There's better, less frustrating famicon games out there waiting for you to play them.

 No.661

8. So she can go to the store and buy a window.

 No.662

9. So she can buy a computer, log on to Uboachan, and let us shower her with love and EFFECTion (lulz) and praise.

 No.663

>>660
>7b: There's better, less frustrating famicon games out there waiting for you to play them.

7b: She can attend the upcoming FamiCon.

Fixed.

 No.664

>>663

I'll stick to what I said, thanks!

10. So she can play .flow and realize how much better she has it!

 No.665

>>660
…I don't want to sound like a dick, but I had to just mention it's actually famicom, not famicon. Famicom is short for Family Computer.

 No.666

>>665

It has been said many, many times, but people still call it Famicon. I think it's some kind of meme now here on Uboachan.

 No.667

oh wow, I did put famicon eh? I promise I knew that it was famicom! ..I just… missed… :/.

11. You'll have a league of guardians to protect you from such things as rape, and dicks. I don't know :(

 No.668

12. So you can get a new outfit. Dude, wearing the same teeshirt and skirt for what might be days and days? Ew.

 No.669

>>668
She doesn't appear to eat very much if at all, so she probably doesn't get food on it, and she doesn't seem to move around too much, so she probably doesn't sweat or get dirt on her clothes.

 No.673

13. So she can get a hug from that nice Anon in the other thread.

 No.674

14. SO WE CAN HEAR HER VOICE

 No.675

>>674
dame

 No.678

>>675
muri

 No.680

15. Because her apartment is being repossessed because she never paid the bills.

 No.689

16 Because we need her to be in Dream Vs Dream!

 No.690

>>665
>>666

They say "famicon" or "famicong" because there isn't actually a standalone representation of a bilabial nasal phoneme. They use an alveolar nasal for the word, which is written in Katakana:

ファミコン (Famicon). Of course, it's meant to be "Famicom" (shortened form of Family Computer), but as native speakers pronounce it either way or some place in between, Famicon is not totally incorrect.

 No.691

>>690

But since we talk english here, it should be Famicom.

 No.692

>>691

It's not even an english word. We should call it "Family Computer" if we're talking English.

tl;dr: "Famicon" is a weird spelling in latin, but it makes sense. Don't be an elitist about it.

 No.693

>>692

Following this logic, we should call this site "UAAAAAH Channel", since neither "Uboachan" is an english word.

But enought of this, back to topic now.

 No.697

17. Because she probably needs a therapist. The bitch be crazy.

 No.717

18. So she can meet a shifty-looking anon outside who will give her a nice, fresh, clean pair of socks to go with that new shirt and skirt in exchange for the ones that have been soaking up delicious loli foot sweat and aroma for days on end.

19. So she can take a shower/bathe.

20.Because she needs to get those magic stairs child-proofed.

 No.756

21. Offer a whole new world of music.

22. So we can show her what a shopping mall really looks like.

 No.759

23. So she can get some books on Aztec art. She seem to like it so much…

 No.761

>>759
Or maybe she has a fear of them.
24. So she can kill Aztec artists.

 No.762

25. So she can become a video game designer.

 No.784

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26. So she can accept my proposal and I can marry her and make her happy till the end of her days, as an old woman, warm in her bed. ;_;

 No.807

So she can come to Uboachan and get us back in line.

 No.808

>>807
Oops.
*27.

 No.816

28. So she can jump from a higher building.

 No.823

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29. For she can move in with me. [spoiler] I just want a room-mate nothing sexual.. unless she wants it to be [/spoiler]

 No.824

>>823

How can that be, when she'll be married to me? It won't work out well, I imagine.

 No.825

>>824
You can move in too :3

 No.826

>>824
>>825
But guys.
Won't she be dead?
after all… >>816

 No.827

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>>826

…These are just reasons she has to leave.. it doesn't mean she has to do them all consecutively. Besides, you jump, I jump - remember?

(I hope you guys like the pic I made)

 No.828

30. Smoke some blunts and suck some face with me

 No.1727

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31. so i can adopt her and give her lots of hugs

 No.1728

>>1727
and protect her from lolicons

 No.1959

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32. Because her dreams are becoming more erotic, more real, and she needs the touch of different men each night pressing her against the wall, finding joy in not even knowing their names or faces as they take her.

 No.1962

>>1959
can we stop not setting NSFW pictures as spoilers?

 No.1964

>>1962

NSFW content is allowed in all the boards and does not need to be spoilered, unless it's shocking porn, guro, etc.

>Rule 3: Post guro, gore, furry porn, or shock porn, unless directly relevant to a discussion, spoilered, and clearly marked.

 No.1965

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>>1962
uboachan is a NSFW site. You shouldn't browse it at work or school, public places or if seeing lewds upsets you.

 No.1966

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I'm sorry I just always thought it was a board where we posted stuff about yume nikki and such. I was never told it was a porn based board.

 No.1967

To be fair it was Madotsuki porn.

 No.1968

>>1966
Its not specifically porn-based but adult images are allowed to be posted.

 No.1969

>>1968
That last guy said it was a NSFW board. Thats pretty much saying its porn based d'oh

 No.1970

>>1969

It only says it's not safe for work, AKA it may have content not suitable to be seen in school/work/etc. This can be either gore or erotic content, and stil, it doesn't mean the board is necesarily a porn-based one.
Are you new to the internet?

 No.1971

>>1969
you're not a very bright one, are you.

 No.1972

33. To stop browsing Ubuu

 No.1973

>>1972

Please, do it.

 No.1974

>>1969
allowing porn =/= being based on porn

 No.1975

>>1966
>I'm sorry I just always thought it was a board where we posted stuff about yume nikki and such
>board where we posted stuff about yume nikki

I'm almost sorry you had to see this.

 No.1986

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>>1974
But everyone's been driving it up eachothers asses that its a NSFW board now

 No.1987

>>1986
>But everyone's been driving it up eachothers asses that its a NSFW board now
>now

Geez, where were you when we had the "is NSFW allowed" drama?
it's been decided that uboachan IS a NSFW imageboard, though not necessarily aiming to become a porn-based board. This means that NSFW material is ALLOWED to be posted, but it's not the primal board's objective.
If you want to post porn, as porn, for porn-oriented actions (Masturbation), you have >>>/h/
That means that if you want to post a joke with a NSFW file in other board than /h/, it's fucking allowed.

And so, uboachan IS a NSFW board but that doesn't mean it's a porn-based board. Exactly the same thing that was stated in previous posts.



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