No.655
2. She need more food.
No.656
3. There is an entire community dedicated to her.
4. Most of us cried or at least felt very sad when she jumped.
No.657
5. Her music teacher is going to be very upset that she hasn't attended for a long time.
No.659
>>658No. You already said that. Think of a new 7.
No.660
>>659Okay :'( I just really want her to know.
7b: There's better, less frustrating famicon games out there waiting for you to play them.
No.661
8. So she can go to the store and buy a window.
No.662
9. So she can buy a computer, log on to Uboachan, and let us shower her with love and EFFECTion (lulz) and praise.
No.663
>>660>7b: There's better, less frustrating famicon games out there waiting for you to play them.7b: She can attend the upcoming FamiCon.
Fixed.
No.664
>>663I'll stick to what I said, thanks!
10. So she can play .flow and realize how much better she has it!
No.665
>>660…I don't want to sound like a dick, but I had to just mention it's actually famicom, not famicon. Famicom is short for Family Computer.
No.666
>>665It has been said many, many times, but people still call it Famicon. I think it's some kind of meme now here on Uboachan.
No.667
oh wow, I did put famicon eh? I promise I knew that it was famicom! ..I just… missed… :/.
11. You'll have a league of guardians to protect you from such things as rape, and dicks. I don't know :(
No.668
12. So you can get a new outfit. Dude, wearing the same teeshirt and skirt for what might be days and days? Ew.
No.669
>>668She doesn't appear to eat very much if at all, so she probably doesn't get food on it, and she doesn't seem to move around too much, so she probably doesn't sweat or get dirt on her clothes.
No.673
13. So she can get a hug from that nice Anon in the other thread.
No.674
14. SO WE CAN HEAR HER VOICE
No.680
15. Because her apartment is being repossessed because she never paid the bills.
No.689
16 Because we need her to be in Dream Vs Dream!
No.690
>>665>>666They say "famicon" or "famicong" because there isn't actually a standalone representation of a bilabial nasal phoneme. They use an alveolar nasal for the word, which is written in Katakana:
ファミコン (
Famicon). Of course, it's meant to be "Famicom" (shortened form of Family Computer), but as native speakers pronounce it either way or some place in between,
Famicon is not totally incorrect.
No.691
>>690But since we talk english here, it should be Famicom.
No.692
>>691It's not even an english word. We should call it "Family Computer" if we're talking English.
tl;dr: "Famicon" is a weird spelling in latin, but it makes sense. Don't be an elitist about it.
No.693
>>692Following this logic, we should call this site "UAAAAAH Channel", since neither "Uboachan" is an english word.
But enought of this, back to topic now.
No.697
17. Because she probably needs a therapist. The bitch be crazy.
No.717
18. So she can meet a shifty-looking anon outside who will give her a nice, fresh, clean pair of socks to go with that new shirt and skirt in exchange for the ones that have been soaking up delicious loli foot sweat and aroma for days on end.
19. So she can take a shower/bathe.
20.Because she needs to get those magic stairs child-proofed.
No.756
21. Offer a whole new world of music.
22. So we can show her what a shopping mall really looks like.
No.759
23. So she can get some books on Aztec art. She seem to like it so much…
No.761
>>759Or maybe she has a fear of them.
24. So she can kill Aztec artists.
No.762
25. So she can become a video game designer.
No.807
So she can come to Uboachan and get us back in line.
No.816
28. So she can jump from a higher building.
No.824
>>823How can that be, when she'll be married to me? It won't work out well, I imagine.
No.825
>>824You can move in too :3
No.826
>>824>>825But guys.
Won't she be dead?
after all…
>>816 No.827
>>826…These are just reasons she has to leave.. it doesn't mean she has to do them all consecutively. Besides, you jump, I jump - remember?
(I hope you guys like the pic I made)
No.828
30. Smoke some blunts and suck some face with me
No.1728
>>1727and protect her from lolicons
No.1962
>>1959can we stop not setting NSFW pictures as spoilers?
No.1964
>>1962NSFW content is allowed in all the boards and does not need to be spoilered, unless it's shocking porn, guro, etc.
>Rule 3: Post guro, gore, furry porn, or shock porn, unless directly relevant to a discussion, spoilered, and clearly marked. No.1967
To be fair it was Madotsuki porn.
No.1968
>>1966Its not specifically porn-based but adult images are allowed to be posted.
No.1969
>>1968That last guy said it was a NSFW board. Thats pretty much saying its porn based d'oh
No.1970
>>1969It only says it's not safe for work, AKA
it may have content not suitable to be seen in school/work/etc. This can be either gore or erotic content, and stil,
it doesn't mean the board is necesarily a porn-based one.Are you new to the internet?
No.1971
>>1969you're not a very bright one, are you.
No.1972
33. To stop browsing Ubuu
No.1974
>>1969allowing porn =/= being based on porn
No.1975
>>1966>I'm sorry I just always thought it was a board where we posted stuff about yume nikki and such>board where we posted stuff about yume nikkiI'm almost sorry you had to see this.
No.1987
>>1986>But everyone's been driving it up eachothers asses that its a NSFW board now>nowGeez, where were you when we had the "is NSFW allowed" drama?
it's been decided that uboachan IS a NSFW imageboard, though not necessarily aiming to become a porn-based board. This means that NSFW material is
ALLOWED to be posted, but
it's not the primal board's objective.
If you want to post porn, as porn, for porn-oriented actions (Masturbation), you have
>>>/h/That means that if you want to post a joke with a NSFW file in other board than /h/, it's fucking allowed.
And so, uboachan IS a NSFW board but that doesn't mean it's a porn-based board. Exactly the same thing that was stated in previous posts.