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Captchas didn't work. Sticking to janitors while we try to think of something else.

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 No.10346

How do you generate monetary income, /n/?

How do you pay for food/Internet/etc.?

 No.10347

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Parents. Fortnightly NEETbux.

 No.10348

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I mow lawns for 5 hours everyday, minimum wage.

 No.10349

overnight stocking at a big box store, generally 32 hours a week, minimum wage. Increasingly falling farther in debt to things outside of my control, but at least bills get paid? ;_;

 No.10351

used to get unemployment. but i live at home.

 No.10352

I live off parents, but dont have much money for things other than basic neceseties, i wish i could go to bars and shit for drinking, even if i dont make friends there.

Is there any decent way to make money online without having to sell stuff, scam people, having to buy stuff or do some ridiculous shit signing up for something?

 No.10353

>> 10352 no.

 No.10368

>>10352

Just run an online scam. It's easy, m8.

 No.10369

TF2 trading.

 No.10371

>>10352
mine dogecoins

 No.10373


 No.10388

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>>10373

how is nascar even a real thing that exists?

 No.10389

>>10388
My parents watch it every week and I'm probably as clueless as you are

 No.10392

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>>10388
>why
this


Nascar is about crashes. If there isn't a crash, it's not a race.

 No.10396

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Offer stupid shit on fiverr.com

Offer to make a sign with a custom message in your messy NEET bedroom. Be creative and people will buy it for a laugh.

 No.10406

>>10392

can't they just have a demolition derby

or play some fucking mario kart

 No.10517

I live in a unit

 No.10561

Except during the summer, I get money from my part-time job doing laptop repairs. I subsist off of my savings and my parents throughout the summer until I start work again.


>>10406
It's gotta have that there realism fer it t'be any good. Y'all just don't unnerstand, Anon.

 No.10575

Grandfather owns a construction business..father has his own company.

I could be everything but im nothing. Well at least I don´t have to care about money :3

 No.10578

I've been working at McDonalds full time for the past 8 months. I hate it.

I want to learn how to program so I can stay home and not have to go anywhere or something… but I just sleep after work instead..

My hope is running out.

 No.10580

>>10578
Unless you start a huge fucking hoax there's probably not much in it.
Oh yeah btw start focussing on the base of an artificial intelligence.

 No.10583

>>10578
Programming is nice, but im not sure if its gonna score you a job or make your life easier, on the contrary actually.

Do you have a starting point so far?
>>10580
Huh? AI? For what?

 No.10584

It'd be better if a neet creates a sentient AI rather than those huge companies.
Don't trust Y5ksqrdiuX.

 No.10586

>>10583
I haven't started no. Looks like homelessness is the best option for myself.

 No.10590

I don't understand how norms get jobs and money and stuff. I can't seem to manage it.

 No.10631

>>10578

I've been stacking shelves at a supermarket for the last year and feel the same way, I'm getting out soon to get back into study though.

I think if I had this job for the rest of my life I would kill myself.

 No.10637

I wish that we didn't need money to live. Money is the thing that binds us to greater society, and denies us freedom. At the very least, I try to limit my use of it, buying only what I really need and no more. The more you make, the more you spend, the strings others tie to you.

 No.10640

>>10637
Personally, I’d just like to minimize the amount of money I give to those who profit by supplying the great corn-sugar swilling, sweatshop chic wearing masses with what they need to gorge themselves and whom makes it easy for them to sustain their own seeming lack of awareness and apathy, and often by employing processes which are either unsustainable or happen to include a lot of exploitation somewhere along the line.
Sorry if that was too convoluted.

 No.10649

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I'm so tired. In my sleep I dream I'm at work, and when I'm awake my body hurts. I want to go back to being a useless neet who sleeps all day and plays mmo at night

 No.10650

>>10649
What is stopping you?

Is it one of those things where you are incredibly unhappy, both, working and being a NEET?

 No.10652

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I work an average of 10 hours a week at a large retail chain.

I hate it, and it pays horribly. I'm also horrifically in debt from university, which I just graduated from, but labor market is total shit. I'll barely make enough to pay that, and will have almost nothing left after each month when I pay it.

I find myself wishing for death more with each passing day. I've made so many mistakes in life, I really don't think things can ever get better. I don't think I can ever be happy.

 No.10656

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>>10650
I want to make my parents proud above all else. I failed college 2 years ago, so now I'm working and I try not to be a burden. I was a NEET for two years, which was nice. video games, anime, manga, internet - all day, every day. After a while everything felt the same, I couldn't get entertained anymore and got bored. Now that I wake up when I used to go to bed, I miss NEETdom. It wasn't so bad.

 No.10663

Men call me and I tell them they have tiny pathetic little dicks and laugh at them while they beg me to take their money. It pays very nicely. Sometimes I do camming on mfc, but that's a lot more work and I'm not really extroverted enough for that.

 No.10671

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I applied for disability (pic related). I'm honestly too sick to work and stuck living at home with mom, which is extra sucky because I graduated from college and had to take medical leave from a master's program because my body decided it wanted to live the CRIPLYFE.

It's been six months and still no word. School debt and hospital debt up to my ears, debt collectors calling, but I just don't care because I'm frankly just happy to be alive at this point. It will all fall into place eventually. I'll get better, disability benefits might finally be filed,or I'll find a sweet sugarmama who's really into dudes with colostomies.

 No.10673

>>10652
university/college is a scam

 No.10681

>>10673
Colleges the admissions to the employment-fairground where they put a stamp on your hand that says "EDJOOKADUD"

 No.10688

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>>10673

I'm more than well aware of that now.

Actually, it became obvious after my first year, but I'd already plunked down so much money I felt I had to finish.

 No.10694

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>>10347


how do I apply for NEETBUX in America

is it tough to get accepted?

 No.10705

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>>10694

It really is horribly depressing to realize how awful it is to live in the United States.

I realized all these things a few years ago, and it's made me so miserable I could puke.

 No.10723

>>10694

This is all incredibly true. I've lived in constant fear of all these things since I was 14.

I can't wait to get out of this country

 No.10731

I made a lot of money last year in a very lucky bitcoin investment. I'm currently looking into starting some kind of business with the funds. (One that might be profitable faster than PariahSoft.)

 No.10987

bump for person who made a new thread

 No.10989

>>10987
thanks

 No.11232

bump

 No.11235

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>>10694
Oh God, I wish I could learn Finnish faster.
I'll take all the petty racism in the world for free health care and education.

 No.11238

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>>11235

Great suomea is a pain only those who endured it after awful years are able to grasp. Keep working hard until you can read the Kalevala without problems. Then you will realize you mastered your tongue, and then you will be able to enjoy salmiakki with Riku, Linus and Ievan in the sauna every sunday while singing Irwin Goodman.

 No.11246

My mother pays for internet and food.

I've worked a few years ago in a wage slave job and saved some money. I mostly use it for computer parts and videogames. Hopefully I continue this lifestyle for a huge anmount of time.

 No.11253

Living off my parents and relentless trying to keep it this way.
It is not a very proud way to live but it works doesn't it.

 No.11759

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Ah! I finally got my disability welfare from ODSP (the Ontario government) and now I get about $830 (Canadian) a month. I still live in my mother's basement but now I can pay for food and utilities and stuff without being a parasite and probably still have some left over. The funny thing is that the night before I received the letter in the mail (which also gave me back-pay for the last 2 1/2 months) I had a dream that I was at a high school reunion with most of my friends that I used to sit with at lunch and they asked what I do now and I told them that I'm a super villain now that I receive disability welfare from the Canadian government so that I no longer need to be a contributing member of society.

 No.11760

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>>11759
Ya fookin' did et, laddeh! Ya escaped! I'm prouhd oof ya.

Also highly fucking jelly

 No.11761

>>11759
Oh my god, are you for real? Are you really the kind of people who come here?

Ahhhh… I don't mean to judge you. It's just… I think I need to leave this image board. I'm a lazy motherfucker and the prospect of getting free money off the government is just too tempting.

Have fun with your bux, Tulpamancer.

 No.11762

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>>11761
>Are you really the kind of people who come here?
What on earth were you expecting when you waltzed into "/n/ - NEET"?

 No.11763

>>11759
That's a lot of money! How did you convince them you were disabled?

 No.11766

>>11761
The worst of us just respond anonymously

 No.11767

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>>11762

Kids playing they're NEET when they have homework for this monday and a party with their friends this friday.

 No.11768

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>>11761
Nah, that's fine ~
There is still a service we do for the world, there are people we help people in need of their own dormiloid or sub-Dormilia or tulpa or whatever you wana call em that we help. Only thing is that this isn't a paying job. I still contribute something, but then again I don't need to justify my actions, anything can be justified, that's the whole point of defense lawyers isn't it? Justification is the art of making excuses for your actions after you've already done them.

>>11763
I have aspergers, and pretty bad anxiety, I struggled with school and had to drop out of college because I couldn't handle it. But the real trick is to get documentation for everything, even going do additional testing to show just how bad you are. You have to get together all the paperwork and use it to build a monument to your failure. You basically need to prove two things 1: you have a disability of some kind, any kind, you can't get disability welfare without that, and 2: you probably won't be able to hold a job or be a productive member of society anyways. The thing is that it's possible to apply for ODSP as many times as you like, so in theory you could get it eventually, but it seems better to just bombard them with so much documentation that they take one look at it and say "whoa this guy has a whole stack of papers, he must really need our help". Building a monument to your own failure is very… emotionally taxing, I think I broke down crying at least twice. It's also a very slow process, when I started there was still snow on the ground.

Part of the other reason that I got so much is because part of the money covers paying for rent, even though I live with my mother and I don't pay rent, I will be paying for my portion of utilities and groceries and such, but it still covers rent even though I'm fairly certain I made it clear that I don't pay rent, I guess it's just automatically covered.

I actually worked it out and I will still have about $400 of spending money left over every month (that doesn't include how much I'll be putting into savings)

 No.11775

>>11768
It's so much work to try to get government benefits. I wonder how they expect people with hardcore mental problems to accomplish this.

 No.11776

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>>11775
Usually people like that can have a representative handle their case and paperwork for them, but yeah, your point still stands. It's fucking absurd.

 No.11906

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>>11759
>now I get about $830 (Canadian) a month
>now I get about $760 (USD) a month

 No.11987

Mom kicked me out because I wouldn't take the pills, so I now live with my dad and work for him building pools.
He's kinda poor so saving anything is hard, but I plan on saving enough to rent an apartment for half a year and search for a shitty job like mcdonalds from there.

I miss my computer and being able to fap in peace. Now I just use my imagination ; _;

 No.12002

I'm probably gonna donate more frequently at plasma donation centers. Anyone have any stories regarding that? I'm pretty sure the center i go to is pretty safe

 No.12003

>>12002
Here's a story, most blood drives in the US won't allow homosexuals to donate. You know, because AIDS or something.

 No.12007

>>12003
How do they even determine who is and is not homosexual though?

 No.12008

>>12007
It's in the sheet you answer that asks if you had unprotected sex in the last 30 days etc, you must fill out everything correctly under law something something

 No.12009

I have a part time job in a convenience store, it's shit. All my customers are 18 year old frat and sorority shitheads.
>did you go to the game, bro?
No, fuck off.



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