Oh, and the reason I need this is because I had to system restore my laptop. But I'm a dumbfuck and forgot to get all my important non virus-y shit off first.
I've found Unix to be a pain in the ass to use. So no.
It's easier to use than it seems and you could use Virtualbox to run Windows on a virtual machine. This way, you have a Unix host invincible to viruses which is also able to run M$ apps flawlessly. To backup your entire Windows system, just copy your virtual hard drive to a USB drive. No need for reinstall and shit.
Ah, I didn't know any of that. I might look into it later. Thanks for not being an elitist dick though.