/cos/ - Cosplay / Conventions

any generic boy from any harem series ever

Cosplay Seisatsu.

So you want to cosplay Seisatsu. Here's some tips.

1) Grow some facial hair, Tiny Tim. Seisatsu is a man.
2) Your bangs must be long enough to fall over your eyes at all times. This is the secret to Seisatsu's impossible sexiness.
3) Your waha~ must be at least 6 inches long.
4) Wear color striped polo shirts.
5) You may not wear pants at any time. Underpants are acceptable, but discouraged. Take your shirt off at random and inappropriate times without any warning.
6) Wear sunglasses indoors. Do not wear sunglasses outdoors.
7) Be incompetent. Don't be unincompetent.
8) h
9) Drink beer, tequila and/or vodka at unholy hours. Then strip on tinychat and regret it later.
10) You must be good with computer.

Signed,
Not Seisatsu

>>580
So you want to cosplay Seisatsu. Here's some real tips.

1) Seisatsu doesn't have facial hair because he lacks the testosterone. Remain clean-shaven and use tape to stretch your face out horizontally.
2) Your bangs are fine and so is the rest of your hair.
3) Your penis is guaranteed to already be larger; don't sweat it, it doesn't have to be PERFECT.
4) Wear stupid color striped polo shirts.
5) Be a jackass.
6) Wear sunglasses indoors. Do not wear sunglasses outdoors. Like a complete idiot.
7) Be Seisatsu. Don't be unincompetent.
8) hello is the greeting you shall use
9) Drink water and be alpha.
10) You're already better at computers than Seisatsu.

Signed,
Seisatsu

>>581

Now WTF is this shit?

Sure, Uboachan transformed into a completely different place under his reign, and never be the same as it was a few years ago. Sure, he has made a mistake when he gave moderator powers to random trolls.

But come on, without him, there would be no Uboachan at all (I seriously doubt you would be willing pay the hosting and maintain the board software). He learns from his mistakes, and stays cool and calm when he's confronted with people like you. Plus, he's developing a nice game engine for future fangames.

To put it short: he's the man. And you are not.

somebody with a mask

putsomeiceonthatburn
sorry that was mean

But no really, take a full body picture and I'll give you some more suggestions. Facial features don't really matter if you can do make up.

Bolin.

It would be amazing.

>>753
seconding this because wow irl bolin

You could also make a good Sollux Captor but I wouldn't cosplay homestuck unless you're part of the fandom