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/ot/ - Vomitive Shithole

Don't ever associate me with those "people", if they could even be called that.
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1st, 2nd, and 3rd place Birthday Bash prizes have been sent. The rest will be sent later.

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No.36Sticky[Reply]

http://pastebin.com/vKr2C1SF


21:30NaaaAAAnai'm on my teaching training college
21:30Moog: (
21:30Moogi'm lazy
21:30NaaaAAAnayo, moog
21:30MoogNaaaAAAna lets fuck
21:30WriterI hate kidney beans
21:31WriterWait moog what
21:31Moogwait
21:31NaaaAAAnawhat the fuck, moog
21:31POPkunWOW MOOG HOW INAPPROPIATE
21:31Moogyeah what the hell of it
21:31MoogPOPkun wow
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No.6474

>>6473
Moog created hell and sold it to satan.

Moog kept a reserved level in hell for after a long day of answering questions.



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No.6557[Reply]

laugh out loud!

No.6558

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No.6559

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No.6401[Reply]

Here we post our confessions!

-I don't know how to spell "confession"
-I wish I was a man.

Pic unrelated.
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No.6530

>>6528

there is so much wrong with your post that i don't even know where to start

No.6540

>>6530
Could you? I've read it ten times and it seems pretty coherent to me.

No.6543

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I am rather disturbed by how few people think they are beautiful, or even somewhat good looking.
I know so many people who would be considered "average" or worse, and I think they look so good. Sometimes I see an "ugly" person from the right angle and they literally take my breath away, and I have to spend the next few minutes fumbling around pretending I'm not in awe of them.
I wish people knew how beautiful they were.

And that I weren't so focused on looks.

No.6554

>>6543
Tell them they're beautiful then, you shy fuck. Nobody else has.

No.6556

>>6554
You're beautiful. You're beautiful.
You're beautiful, its true.
I saw your face, in a crowded place
And I don't know what to do
Cause idunnosfgdfgd with you.



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No.6547[Reply]

Say, Uboachan, where have all the good other paranormal communities gone?
Have they turned to communities of trolling, become defunct, or just unknown?

No.6550

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>Say, Uboachan, where have all the good other paranormal communities gone?

Uboachan was never one.

/x/'s pretty shitty lately.
Something Awful; I am not there since 3 years ago and I don't know what's going on.
All other the groups or communities I were are either dead or shitposting as fuck.

No OP, the old paranormal times from 2006 or before are gone.

No.6551

>>6550
That's because aliens and ghosts don't exist you silly

No.6552

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>>6551

>Aliens don't exist

>Implying the universe is infinite
>by a variable law, there is 100% of chances to aliens exist

I can't say the same about the UFOs.

also, Paranormal shit is more than just Aliens, UFOs or ghost you dummie

No.6553

>>6552
>Implying
Go back to le ledit
no need to soge

No.6555




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No.5856[Reply]

Post random thoughts you've had, musings, philosophical dissertations, crazy ramblings, comment on other people's crazy ramblings, call others retarded, etc.

Extrapolating from bad experiences and generalizing all girls as bitches and whores is terribly dumb.

And if you maintain an attitude of thinking that all women are low and base creatures, it certainly won't help you in dealing with them.
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No.6539

>>6538
What can I say. The majority of people act like complete idiots the majority of the time.

No.6544

>Chssr stops going to /x/
>no one post more creepypastas…

you had only one job.

No.6545

>>6544
>you only had one job
I've been hearing that a lot lately. Do you know how many jobs I apparently have???

No.6548

>>6545
Only one?

No.6549

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>>6548
good point



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No.6300[Reply]

Which one are you
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No.6512

Baby, Reverse Baby, and Face Down except I don't actually put my face down.

Very Forer effect in here.

No.6516

All of them except Sphinx and Kings.

Though usually it's halfway between Babies/Reverse Babies and Huggers.

No.6541

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Reverse baby and king

Baby for the last 5 minutes before having to get up.

No.6542

Mostly Kings. It's hard for me to sleep otherwise, for some reason.

No.6546

I either sleep baby style or reverse baby style. I'm much too scared to sleep any other way. It makes me kinda sad.



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No.4243[Reply]

>That one pic you don't know why you saved
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No.6491

fex

No.6499

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>>6488
Reminds me of.

No.6500

>>6499
that is the wrong image goddamnit
and now I can't find the right one

No.6524

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It's nothing. Nothing at all.

No.6534

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No.5187[Reply]

Let's invent new funny faces
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No.6357

>>6344
>Well I was literally 4 or 5 at the time, I wasn't so great at separating fiction from reality. I had crushes on Goku, Link, and Mikey and Data from The Goonies. Grew out of them by 1st grade.

Sorry about that. You shouldn't feel bad because of that.

Don't you think it is creepy you keep placing too many pictures of yourself, specially as a young kid?

No.6359

>>6357
Right now I do
But then I'll forgot
and post more
and later think "Oh my god what am I doing with my life"

My feelings on stuff like this aren't consistent.
(someone should probably just delete this thread before I make a fool of myself)

No.6369

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>>6359
You are not a fool. This is simply the way you are. And you are a really interesting person Booger Chan. You claim to be shy but you are the most active here and the one to show most of her face. I've done the advices you told me on getting to know people but they backfire lol; still you shouldn't feel bad on that. You have a great boyfriend and friends and sense of humor. You really are unique. I don't think I will find someone as good as your bf since most around are just macho douches who smell their armpits trying to juice up on roids or something.

You shouldn't feel bad period.

No.6380

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>>6369
;A; thank you for your kind words!
I guess showing my face so much is my way of showing my appreciation and love for this site and all of you guys. Even if there's a few vomitive people, and at times this place is a bit of a shithole, I love my time here on uboachan. I've made some great friends here and had a lot of laughs! It's silly, but when I post my face, I feel like I'm even more a part of this place. I hope my silly faces can make some of you laugh, and even if my cuteness can make people smile. (I have no qualms with my appearance, I'm pretty confident about my looks. But dealing with people and stuff? not so much)

Boyfriend idea: Reform a nice-but-not-attractive-dork. Me and my boyfriend were friends for a year before we started dating. I had no feelings for him, I thought he was a nice kid but a little weird. He had this scraggly long icky hair. But then one day he came to school with this new haircut, and OH MY GOD HE'S CUTE? HE'S REALLY CUTE! SINCE WHEN IS HE CUTE? The haircut changed his look completely, he went from crap hair to a cool Beatles bowlcut style. We started dating within a week. I really, really don't care much about looks when it comes to guys, but his yuck-hair was hiding the fact that he was pretty good lookin'! SO maybe there's some beasts with a heart of gold just waiting for you to take up a pair of scissors and break their ugly curse! Just like in the Disney movie!
(But seriously if there's a nice nerd guy that's a bit too south of your standards, maybe try suggesting he get a haircut, or something. "Aw man, you know what would be funny? If you dressed up nicely one of these days! Hahaha! It'd be hilarious, bro." or "CHALLENGE! Let's make a bet! If I beat you at this round of Street Fighter/Halo/INSERT VIDEOGAME HERE, you gotta cut your hair!" and then maybe he will do it and maybe be cute. Warning: this plan has a 90% failure rating.

Here's me laughing while wearing a hat

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No.6420[Reply]

honk honk
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No.6482

>>6469
yeah yeah reblog like hipster yaoi xd, and that's ugly

No.6483

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>>6482
What the fuck are you even trying to do?

No.6527

>>6483
They're just mad because they can't make better music than ACC

No.6529

>>6527
Amish church choir?

No.6532

>>6529
More along the lines of "Seasoned Meat"



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No.4311[Reply]

Press Ctrl+v
Whatever shows up is what you post, It don't matta what it is

> ost music sound track


Wat
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No.6457

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Hej Dorte,

Det behøver du ikke beklage; ville da selv have prioriteret mit barn. Håber hun er i bedring!

Ift. at se en tidligere opgave har vi valgt ikke at vise en til holdet. Ræsonnementet har været at hvis folk fik sådan én at se tidligt i forløbet var der en risiko for at præge opgaveskrivningen for meget og punktere folks initiativ og egne overvejelser - og omvendt, hvis vi viste sådan én sent i forløbet ville vi risikere at nogle ville gå i panik fordi deres eget værk ikke lignede eksemplet tilstrækkeligt. Vi har desuden ment at der i februar-marts-april har været rig mulighed for at spørge til krav, forventninger og tekniske detaljer omkring opgaveskrivningen, og ikke mindst vise os foreløbigt arbejde mhp. feedback.

Ang. de artikler der henvises til i reading list - dette blev sidenhen droppet. Vi har ganske enkelt ikke fået opdateret listen på det tidspunkt hvor vi vælger ikke at inkludere yderligere litteratur til de tre workshops.

Workshoppen i forgårs handlede primært om aflevering af opgaven og en gennemgang af eksamenssituationen, samt lidt tips til hvad I bør forberede og forvente. Jeg har vedhæftet powerpointet vi brugte; håber det kan give et rimeligt indtryk af dagens indhold.

>mfw I just don't know anymore

No.6458

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Though she said it was only for research, she returned to her performance so vigorously and with such a terrifying expression that I decided not to bother her any further and ended my questioning.

No.6460

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http://www.icongenerators.net/square.html

I wasted too much time making faces of things…

No.6465

>>2982
Sure, put "by the Komari avatarfag on uboachan" on anything you're honestly trying to sell and make a profit off.
I'm avatarfagging, thus I have no dignity to begin with, silly. And if you mean my real name, we don't know kikiyama's either.

Not to mention that I meant that I was OK with it in this case, not generally. As I noted it's an internet alias, and it's also dead, and from my POV the only difference is the existence of quality content.

What they're doing is horrible, but what are we going to do? It's better to let it go and have some actual discussion instead of almost pointlessly spamming "Fraud" in every thread.

No.6517

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t48qxtw65II

…why do I have this copied?



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