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Rules of Uboachan by IRC Nekumata!r/6kCjtYK6 05/11/12 (Fri) 06:36:30 No.2832 [Reply]

1. You do not let Kuri in.
2. You DO NOT let Kuri in.
3. You are banned.
4. Stee never fixes anything.
5. Everyone on uboachan is either gay, bisexual or transgender.
6. Everyone on uboachan is a weeaboo.
7. Neku is, and always will be, batshit insane.
8. Uboa is legion.
9. Touhou will be met with a swift barrage of hate.
10. Cave is god.
11. Poniko is always the best bot.
12. There is always someone who doesn't know moog is a bot.
13. Kabbalistic Magic Classes are available.
14. Saya is always installing a new OS.
15. Stallman is the overlord.
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Anonymous 05/16/12 (Wed) 21:30:53 No.2901

52. all the rules above were fake

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Moog is Amusing NaaaAAAna 09/23/11 (Fri) 17:37:51 No.36 [Reply]

http://pastebin.com/vKr2C1SF

21:30NaaaAAAnai'm on my teaching training college
21:30Moog: (
21:30Moogi'm lazy
21:30NaaaAAAnayo, moog
21:30MoogNaaaAAAna lets fuck
21:30WriterI hate kidney beans
21:31WriterWait moog what
21:31Moogwait
21:31NaaaAAAnawhat the fuck, moog
21:31POPkunWOW MOOG HOW INAPPROPIATE
21:31Moogyeah what the hell of it
21:31MoogPOPkun wow
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NamBread!vq44RRfZHQ 05/15/12 (Tue) 11:40:10 No.2896

Bot humour of the day:

<+sErB> Marisa.
<@NamBread> she's probably at school atm.
<+mudnut> it was only a matter of time until she changed her nick again :
<+mudnut> :|
<+Moog> she's actually the hulk irl

<@Nekumata> moog neimu lewd
<@Nekumata> moog neimu lewd
<+Moog> Nekumata getbutt lewd
<+Moog> Nekumata getbutt lewd

<+mudnut> give me eggs
<+Moog> give mudnut two extra dicks next time
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409 02/08/12 (Wed) 19:17:09 No.1353 [Reply]

The last character that you saved a picture of mysteriously pops into existence inside your bedroom, laying down on your bed with a seductive look on their face.

What is the image and how awkward is the situation?

>pic is my result

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Booger-chan 05/05/12 (Sat) 21:10:01 No.2773

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We're sorry, but the princess is in another bedroom

Anonymous 05/12/12 (Sat) 03:52:52 No.2868

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>Ahn~ stop burning my mana Onii-chan

Anonymous 05/13/12 (Sun) 00:45:22 No.2878

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>>2767
So cute.

Anonymous 05/17/12 (Thu) 19:05:48 No.2915

>>1395
m??

Booger-chan 05/18/12 (Fri) 06:14:42 No.2917

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run

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Uhiwaka 10/05/11 (Wed) 22:24:44 No.171 [Reply]

Time to remake this thread

Instructions:
1: Open images folder
2: Close eyes
3:Scroll down, click on an image
4: Post what you got

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Anonymous 05/17/12 (Thu) 02:16:09 No.2902

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>>2898

must be an american car lololz

pictured: chinese cartoons

fibby 05/17/12 (Thu) 02:26:20 No.2903

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what.

TRZR 05/17/12 (Thu) 10:53:23 No.2906

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>>2902
Man those bitches are tall…

Anonymous 05/17/12 (Thu) 19:03:33 No.2914

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clickclick

TRZR 05/17/12 (Thu) 19:50:55 No.2916

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>>2914
Why would anyone do that… ever?

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Anonymous 03/05/12 (Mon) 20:51:15 No.1558 [Reply]

Let's make this Off-Topic thread which rarely stays on topic, so this thread is a thread which doesn't allow people to stay on topic and butterflies.

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Anonymous 05/16/12 (Wed) 13:10:21 No.2900

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"…"

fibby 05/17/12 (Thu) 02:28:05 No.2904

>>2900
why is that guy so blue?

TRZR 05/17/12 (Thu) 10:52:06 No.2905

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>>2904
He was given demonic powers or some shit so he could survive in a demon ridden world. Haven't played Nocturne so I could be wrong.

Anonymous 05/17/12 (Thu) 12:13:50 No.2907

I like to chew curtains.

Anonymous 05/17/12 (Thu) 18:46:28 No.2913

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MOTHAFUCKA I GOT A FISH Sagetastic Voyage 05/07/12 (Mon) 18:45:54 No.2806 [Reply]

NO FUCKING JOKE KIDS, IN THIS THREAD WE TALK ABOUT FISHES, SERIOUSLY JUST LOOK AT MY GODDAMN FISH IT'S A GODDAMN BETTA FISH!

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Anonymous 05/08/12 (Tue) 04:48:54 No.2812

>>2809

Yes.

When I was a kid, I got four of these, three of them were males, of course. Unaware of their behaviour, I put them into the same tank. Next day when I got home from school, I was kinda surprised to see that the other two males has been "kicked" out of the tank…

Sagetastic Voyage 05/08/12 (Tue) 05:30:19 No.2814

>>2811
I laughed at this comment.

Anonymous 05/17/12 (Thu) 14:00:59 No.2910

I have two bettas!

yawndere 05/17/12 (Thu) 17:27:47 No.2911

>>2910
Picture!

Anonymous 05/17/12 (Thu) 18:43:39 No.2912

My mom bought a few bettas the month before last, but they all died because their water wasn't warm enough. She's not a very good fish caretaker.

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Eurochewky!SA9.QmjmF. 05/05/12 (Sat) 16:18:50 No.2768 [Reply]

So I've been observing and studying health problems for awhile, somewhat out of morbid curiosity but also out of medical necessity. Thanks to both a terrible car crash when I was young and genetics, I have scoliosis and frequent migraines, which often keep me inside. Not to mention I have issues with low blood sugar and anemia. Thus, I spend a lot of time researching these both in libraries and on the interwebs.

But I'm curious, Uboachan; What are your afflictions? Diseases? Mental health problems and the like seem to be a common topic on this site, but I haven't seen a thread specifically about physical problems.

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Professor Lemur 05/14/12 (Mon) 01:55:24 No.2888

A nasty case of scalp psoriasis. It even went as far as my forehead. It's fine now though, just the scalp left.
Oh, and also diagnosed asspie.

TRZR 05/14/12 (Mon) 11:19:01 No.2892

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>>2813
Puddi…persona…

fibby# 05/15/12 (Tue) 05:33:50 No.2895

>>2884
>my arm/leg joints crack constantly
same here, I think it's cos I don't move around much. It's annoying when I'm outside socialising (or at least trying to)> I may be having a conversation with someone and my bones crack and there's an awkward silence.

Anonymous 05/17/12 (Thu) 12:16:22 No.2908

I'm going to kill myself for admitting this.
I have bad acne.

TRZR 05/17/12 (Thu) 13:29:55 No.2909

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I have Irritable Bowel Syndrome, man boobs, I like professional wrestling, and I'm slow (mentally).

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Anonymous 05/02/12 (Wed) 22:12:53 No.2736 [Reply]

What do you usually do when you're online?

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!stal.GPIFE 05/04/12 (Fri) 16:41:41 No.2761

> IRC

Anonymous 05/04/12 (Fri) 22:16:26 No.2762

>go to Uboachan
>compulsively check /ot/
>see if someone posted decent dreams on /yume/
>check if someone bumped the foot thread on /h/
>check another random board like /mado/
>see if anyone posted anything in /mpt1/
>go to Pooshlmer to check if someone bumped the giantess thread
>lol trolls and drama
>go to encyclopedia dramatica
>lol trolls and drama
>go to 4chan
>lol trolls and drama
>check /d/ for gts, feet, and/or vore threads
>add to my collection
>go to giantessbooru to see if anything halfway decent was posted recently
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